Anal is our first word of the Minnesota Goodbye Anal. Now we do get a little spicy on the Minnesota Goodbye. And yesterday there was a question about anal on Naughty Tuesday. Now is your question? Was it my question asking the question? It was a woman who wrote in and she said, if I remember right, her boyfriend really wanted to try it. And she's like, we tried it and I didn't work and whatever, and so she's like, he really wants it. Is there any suggestions to make it work?
And I said go slow? But she wrote today she said, Dave and Jenny, as if messaging once wasn't embarrassing enough, why I don't do anal But it's already embarrassing, But here I am messaging it again. Only reason is because I really wish Jenny would have been there for the story advice being it's the first time I ever wrote in No Offense Day or Bailey. But if not, I totally get it because it is intense. But if I
could get Jenny's reaction or advice, that would be nice. Don't feel the need to read this on the podcast unless you want to love you all dart Lick Now, Jenny You're under no obligation, pressure or expectations to address this, but here it is if you want to address it at all. What was her question? Did she have a question? Yeah, it was I could go back and look, but I let me just see if I can go back and look. Her name is Hey, let me look for that
email again. Yeah, okay, here she goes, blah blah blah. Hot summer day. The pool was packed, always barely any adults, with a lot of kids around, weed smoking, making out. Met a guy making out by the pool. He said, I'll bring you around the corner to a stairwell. He says, bend over. So I did. He bent over, and I assumed he would slip it into the v He goes, no, straight for the ass hard What did I do? I lost consciousness, went tumbling down at least four stairs of concrete. I came to
and I said, why you stick it in my ass? And he said, because you bent over. So now my husband wants to do anal and I told him I was writing this story. And he goes, hey, ask advice on how you'd get back into anal again? L O, L so any advice? Love you all so much? And she does says something very sweet. She says, you made a bigger difference in my life than you know. But that's for another email. So we answered yesterday, and of course Bailey is like, I didn't want to ask a guest that I
don't know. Well, yeah, so I said, ghost slow. Uh, you know, start small, ghost slow, and use lubrication. Okay. I think that that's a huge important factor for it. I mean, I'm gonna keep it. I'm going to keep my private life with anal to myself. But I think that you didn't have a good first experience because who would have a good first experience in that way? Like it wasn't spoken about
ahead of time. I'm sorry. I think that anal is something that you talked to your partner about it at the time, and I understand that the situation was, like what sounds like is you met this person at a pool and you guys wanted to go get it on and a stairwell. I get that, but like, it's a pretty bold move for him to assume that that's what you wanted because you were bent over well, he must have not known how the whole thing works, because you can't just you can't just like
enter. You have to, like, you know, you can't. You have to like warm up a little bit. But nobody wants to hear me talk about it. But I would say start small, ghost slow. Jenny's advice is loop Yest's move on. Nothing to do with that one. I need to know why that one shoe was on the side of the road when you see it. That is a mystery that has plagued humankind since the beginning of the shoe. We don't know. So here's what she says. We
bought a house on a lake out in the woods. We live between two houses while the lake house is being completely gutted and our other house was for sale. Sounds pretentious, but please know the lake house was a shit show that needed to be gutted to make it livable, not glamorous. I feel you. It's like when I say I'm at my house in Colorado, I want to be modest and not sound like I'm like fancy fancy, because it is a very modest house. It's been in my family for sixty years,
yep, And it's very modest. It's not a gorgeous, beautiful mansion. It's just comfortable and nice. Any Who, we worked at the lake house every night after my husband and I was ten houred work day and we were exhausted. One night, I was cleaning stuff up in the yard and got into my car to go back home for the night. I got in the car and I could smell this horrible smell. I kept driving, but I
was literally gagging. I could not stop and eventually started dry heaving in my car, laughing at this whole situation, gagging, tears rolling down my face, and super tired. I pulled over to look at my shoe and realized it was covered in pooh, not dog pooh, but rather some other large animal from the woods pooh. I was exhausted and overwhelmed that my reasoning skills were nil, and I immediately chucked the shoe out of the window. I
felt like I finally had the smallest sense of control. I drove home with a crazy since that I owned one small part of the day. So when you see that really cute Nike shoe on the side of the road, think of me, little miss Poushoe, and don't judge. I have never littered and will never do it again. But I was desperate. Staff writer Melissa, longtime fan. I really do want a staff Rider sticker because my friend has one and I'm jealous, so I will absolutely send you one. And
there's a mystery solved. Why there's a shoe on the side of the road. Do they still have over on campus the tree by Washington on the bridge where everybody's threw their shoes in. I mean they did what I went there, but I've been graduated for a while now, so I would hope that
it's still there, but I'm not sure. Okay. I remember when Beth was in college at the U and she was in Pioneer, which is right across the other side of the bridge, and we would look at those shoes as like, okay, you at tie your laces together and throw them up in the tree. Hello, Katie. WB crew catching up on the podcast head to chime in about the person who said all cats are assholes. Different story for every cat, but for that person in particular. They said they
bottle raised that kitten from a super young age. Single kittens or puppies who do not have a mom or siblings often have more issues with biting or inappropriate behaviors. That makes sense because our cat, Roger, was a feral cat found in a box somewhere and he had absolute biting issues. Mom and siblings teach them how it's inappropriate to act or appropriate to act, and correct them when they're being naughty. It doesn't happen with single cats, and so they
are often more assholey than others. I worked at shelters saw it a lot. Always best to adopt and spend time with a kitten or cat before committing to them. It's pretty easy to get a cat's personality, but no matter how much research or prep you do, some cats are just grumps. Here's
a picture of my asshole cat, Darwin. Sweetest cat ever and acts more like a dog, yet he is still an asshole for scratching or brand new couch, meowing at the top of his lungs, for food, sitting in the laundry that I'm trying to fold, eating my plants, and in general being an idiot. On an unrelated note, I had the privilege of informing my husband recently that Dave is in mensa. I haven't brought that up in a while. You haven't, but I think I need to bring it back.
You should that I'm in the high IQ elite mensa. I think it's when I first started on the show and I've been here for about seven and a half years now, that you were heavy on bringing that up almost every day. It was a mention of MENSA and it lasted probably a solid like six months, and then you forgot about it, and times you go remember,
you'd remember, and then you bring it back full force again. It comes and goes because when I used to get offended because the people would text or call in or write in and say, you don't know you didn't go to college, or you don't get a vote you didn't go to college, or you're stupid you didn't go to college. Well, I did go to college. I went to a two year community college because in my field, you don't need to spend four years in college to be on the radio.
But I always felt a little bit less than because I didn't go to college. So I always thought I was like, you know, like good at puzzles and little thinky thinky things. Jenny thinks things. Yeah, So I went online and I went on mensa dot org or dot com and I took the test. And if you pass the test online, that doesn't count because you could have cheated and had your mom look over your shoulder and help you. So you then get invited to do one of their monthly tests locally.
So I went down to the Burnsville Library. There were two people giving the test and two of us taking the test, and you sit there in the library, and the people that were given the test were extremely nice and welcoming, very nerdy and intimidating because they watch you the entire time, so you're not going to break the rules or cheat off of each other or trade answers, so they watch you and there's nothing more nerve racking than a genius level
like you person watching you take a MENSA test. Yeah, and I did not do well on the ones that were like give us the next number in this series, like three, six, twelve, twenty four, what comes next? I didn't get those. But they would say something like bird is to nest as, bear is too blank, okay, cave cave yeah yeah right, I think so, yeah, cave is good. And that wasn't a specific answer. But I did really good on the word ones, and I did really good on the what is that? Like they would show a
picture and they'd show a next picture and then another one. They'd say, what should the next picture look like okay, and I did really good on those. So so it's not like random history trivia, not anything with knowledge. It's more logic and probably intuition or things. And that part came really easy to me. So you don't find your answer right away. We were
in the car, got the mail. Susan said, oh my god, your MENSA results are in, and we were right over here by Benny Hannah on three ninety four when I opened the envelope as she was driving, and I'm like, oh my god, I think I cried because I was so proud that I got in. So she says, I would love a staff writer sticker. Thanks for all the entertainment you provide me. And she also sent a picture of her cat, and the cat's name is Darwin, and Darwin does he's adorable. He's a big, fat, fluffy not fat,
but fluffy, Persian brown cat is adorable. All right, next one, Hey, Dave, you may not care what I have to say, but I respect you and I've listened to your station for twenty plus years. Please Oh wait a second, Okay, you know it is something that is complaining about somebody that we've had on the show, and they don't want them on
the show. It was not Bailey and it was not Lily, just in case you're wondering, So they said, please keep me anonymous, and so I appreciate that head zone up. But yeah, okay, interesting that that was something that I should have pre read. Probably should have like the next one. We did that one yesterday, So I think we may almost be out of Minnesota. Goodbyes. Okay, let's I've got a screenshot of a Facebook post rose Mount neighbors. Okay, neighbors. I am desperate for help
with referrals. I am in need of a lawyer. We don't even know what type of lawyer I need. I'm pretty sure family court lawyer. And we have no time. We put in calls to eleven different lawyers, several agencies. Not one lawyer is called back. We don't know what we're gonna do, what we're doing wrong, or what, So I'll keep it short. My brother rented a home for six years and bought it last year with his fiance. Everything utilities, cars is in his name. The only her
name is only on the house. She moved her whole family in, and her mother, her mother's boyfriend, and her adult son everyone is physically and verbally assaulted my brother. They've threatened to poison him, kill him, just unbelievable amounts of stuff. He was afraid for his life, so he stopped staying at this house and filed an order for protection on his Now X filed a restraining order on the other adults because he cannot evict them because the X
will still rebut it. We had court for his restraining order on her. He submitted his evidence wrong, so the courts want to throw it out. She went and filed an order for protection on her. Let's see, it's another page. So I got to figure out where we left off. She went and filed an order of protection on him the same day we had our court against her. Basically, we need to retain a lawyer that can help with resubmitting his evidence by Wednesday this week. Then he needs this lawyer to
represent him in these cases. There is a two year old involved. He can't get his car out of the garage. They've started to roy the house. His dogs are being mistreated. He has four police reports in his favor, and her order was granted immediately, so we contested it again. We've called multiple lawyers and have used all available time, hoping and praying someone was going to call us back. At this point, we are so desperate for help. I think we need someone to have a family member who's a lawyer
or something. We need my neighbor's help. Okay, I'm not sure. It's interesting. They're not asking us for help. They're saying, hey, take a look. Seems like the dude is in quite a pickle. Sister posted a situation along with for loyal referrals. I'm getting an inkling this is just me. I'm getting an inkling that he's partially to blame. There's part of me that says he is not blameless here. Either he was really naive and dumb to let all of these fucking people move into his house, or
there's something that we're not being told about him. I'm not going to blame it on him, but I think there's something more to this story. Yeah, I mean, I've never dealt with anything like that before, so I don't know what the solution is. I don't know what kind of lawyer you even need for something like that, but it sounds extremely complicated and unfortunate for everyone involved, honestly. Absolutely. Okay, so then it reminded me,
I saw something on the next door app stupid in your neighborhood. You saw it, yes, and it came in my email yesterday. Give me a second, Jenny, and I will open this next door emails you. Next door alerts me whenever they're whenever there's something going on, just like normal notifications. Yeah, so let me open this bitch up. So silly, I should get on the Sant Louis Park next door app? Is it for the whole city that you live in? Is that what it is? Or in
the neighborhood. In the neighborhood, so a woman goes on, doesn't matter. She's a woman, but she is. I went for a walk yesterday afternoon and there were quite a few people on the trail that runs from Tonka Wood Road to one oh one. I came home very saddened as to how unfriendly they are. I try to say hello to all people and make eye contact, Yet people will look right at me and not acknowledge my existence. What happened to Minnesota nice? I say, it does not exist anymore.
And people riding their bikes are supposed to tell you when they're on their left and two that I saw it did not. Now this is a dumb ass complaint of somebody who you laugh at people like this. Yep, but let's read some of the comments. Okay, I'm sorry. People are just busy and probably don't even realize they're doing that. Keep being you, they're out there. Just last night, we went to Benny Hanna as a group and a random couple sat next to us friends and we were super interested in talking.
Made their day, but then they paid for their meal. It made an old man. Oh, so they paid for their so they paid for our meal. Basically, that's nice. Another one says nothing says Minnesota nice like demanding a response or questioning a stranger's ability to speak English. I suggest taking a deep breath and moving on. So, of course somebody had to make an excuse for the people not saying hello and saying they probably don't speak English. I don't think anybody owes me a hello when I'm out for a
walk. But if somebody gives me a hello, I always like say hello back, you know, for a run, I give him a little wave. But sometimes I'll be honest with you. I've changed my tune a little bit. I used to say I'm going to wave and smile or say hello to anybody, man or woman, and I did. It's like, you know what, I'm going to wave and smile because I might be the only person that waves and smiles at them all day. But then I stopped.
A lot of the time when I see a younger attractive or even a younger woman, that's plain I don't always say hello because I don't want her to think that she's obligated to say hello to an older guy. So I just sometimes just I stare down or I look straight ahead, and if they wave at me or say hello then and a lot of them do, then I'll
of course way back. But I don't always wave or say hello to a woman, especially if she's younger, because I figure I don't want her for a second to think, here's some old fuck who's saying hi to me, and I don't want to. Yeah, I mean I it's very much based on my mood for the day. If I'm looking at people and saying hi or not back, I'm not like anti it, I'm not like super for
it. I think everyone's allowed to do what they want to do, but I'm more so in the vibe of like if I'm really, what's the word. If I'm just in like go mode with my run, I don't want to pay attention to anything else besides the fact that I'm focused and I'm running, so I don't look at the world around me, you know, And so then I might look like a jerk because I'm not like acknowledging someone passing me. But I don't. I mean, I don't really care. Yeah,
I you know, it's just kind of an odd thing. And you don't have to do anything. You're under no obligation to say hi on path while you're running and you cross somebody or whatever. I will say. I always when I come up on a man or a woman and they're walking or pushing a stroller and I'm going to pass them, I always say on your
left, or I clomp up really loud so they can hear me. Yeah, Because I was out running one time fifteen years ago and there were three women all walking abreast taking up most of the path, and I ran along the red the left side of them, and it scared the shit out of them. So I don't want to do that. Nobody wants to be scared.
So I clomp up pretty loudly. Most of the time they hear me, and if they don't turn around to look, then I'll be like, on your left, even if I'm running, you do that when you're running or on a bike, on a bike, always running. I I don't know that I passed too many people running unless I'm going around like the lakes. The run routes that I do normally aren't very high traffic of me passing
people, so I don't. But even around the lakes, I don't think I normally say on your left if I'm right, because I think that it's kind of expected that you're going to get passed by people pretty often around the lakes. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. I don't really, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I do say on your left. I might, but
I clump so they can hear it. Yeah. Did you know? And I didn't know this because I don't ride bikes on the path, But if you're riding in a group, you're supposed to say on your left, and then as you pass, you go three more behind me. Did you know
that? I didn't know that. No. Yeah, it's just kind of courteous because if you say on your left, and you got your two kids and your partner behind you, and you say three more behind me, and then so you know, Yeah, And a lot of the time I'm trying to run on the right side of the path, but sometimes I stray to the middle or the left side. Yeah, but what sucks is when you get two bicyclists riding side by side and they don't want to move their ass
over while you're trying to go the opposite direction. They're side by side taking up the whole path. I've literally had to run off the path and around them because they won't get single file. Yeah, I'm I get pretty annoyed with people who take up an entire path when you see other people coming. I will say though, that one time I was rollerblading on the bike path, which is where you should be rollerblading, and it was on a stretch
of sidewalk that was super bumpy. So I was going to the left side to stay away from the bumps so I wouldn't fall on my ass, you know, And I had headphones in, so I didn't hear a biker saying on your left, and I was taking up the left side and he was not happy with me once he could finally get past me, and I was like, dude, that sidewalk was super sketchy. I had to be on
the side roadblade. And then I watched him because there was like probably an elderly couple in their seventies and they were biking together, side by side, and I don't think they heard him say on your left either, and the guy like literally turned around and gave him that like said something really mean to them. I could tell that the older gentleman tried to kind of like catch up to him to say something back, because he was like trying to defend
them. And it was a very angry biker, is what it comes down to. And so I'm like, just can we all just be a little bit more friendly on the cats? And you know what, and some people are just gonna be that way. I got one more. Let me see. I can find it here. It was there a minute ago. I promise it was no. Okay, give me a second. It is worth it because it is. It is a good email. It's a good solid email. Jenny, Okay, good solid em. You found it? No still looking so okay, god son of a Okay, I found it.
Good morning, Dave, Jenny Bailey, Drake, no matter, love you all. I'm not sure what April's why. April's email yesterday, the one putting gen Z's and Alpha, really rubbed me the wrong way. For context, I'm near the same age as April, and her question of whatever happened to individuality is laughable to me. Did she not go to school in the
same generation as I did. Sure we didn't have stan Lee's or Lululemon, but we are forgetting the camelback water bottles, the pink yoga pants, the Hollister fur lined sweatshirts, Abercrombie if you're lucky, And what about all the trends that came before ours that were inspired by our Paris generation? The gauchos? Are we forgetting gauchos? I digress goucha. They're just kids going through the same motions we did. We didn't want to hear from the from old
bags like ourselves, putting us down. I just felt like it was uncalled for. I think it's great she found her individuality earlier in life, but that's not exactly how high school goes for the rest of us. Even so, I imagine her inner circle had their own trends they followed, and there's nothing wrong with that. I just think that as adults, it's not our job to put down the generations younger than us. They are literal children. We didn't appreciate it when boomers did it to us, and that leaves a
toxicity the generations with the generations to this day. Instead, it'd be better to lead by ample, give them a little chuckle when they do something cringy that reminds of our youth. Don't get me wrong, I'm not thirty yet, I still have youth. I don't know rant over. I suppose let's be nice to other people's kids while we do our best to raise kind, respectful humans of our own, who will eventually find their own path as we all do. Any hoodle, I've never heard that before. I hope you
have a dart licking great day. Thanks for all the laughs, Dominique, Dominique, we went everything from individuality to anal advice today. I think we covered a wide spectrum of entertaining issues. There is no emergency poop stories today and no complaints about how the podcast doesn't work right, so I think it was good. That's good. If we missed anything or you want to comment everything from individuality to anal advice. We'd love to hear from you. Send
your emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com. I won't be on the next couple of Minnesota goodbyes, so maybe you want to talk about me, and Jenny and Drake can talk shit about me while I'm not here. Okay, we don't do that. At least I was on the record, not on the record exactly. And that is it for the Minnesota goodbye. Thank you for listening. Send your emails to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.