It's the Minnesota goodbye Minnesota. Hi, it's Jenny and Drake. Wait, Drake, let me make sure I have you on you on? I think so. We also have Ted here today. So yeah, we're gonna have lots of fun. Guys. We've got some Valentine's Day topics to start off the podcast today, says Hi, Jenny and Drake, here's some nice Valentine's Day Galentine's Day topics. Do either of you have Valentine's Day plans? I'm nosy. All right, we'll start with you. Drake. Uh no,
I don't have any plans yet. I'm sure I'm probably gonna get on that tender grind or that bumble grind and probably get my grind going. Honest question, Bumble has bumble for gay people? Oh yeah, I didn't know that because what I was on the apps, bumble was just like females had to start the conversation. So I didn't know that. I mean, obviously, I'm happy they evolved because I think they should never have been just the way
it probably would have been canceled had they not included that. Maybe they always had that and I just didn't know they probably did. I just I just remember the women always had to start the conversation on that one. So I got a question here. Yeah, okay, Drake, I thought that you have like a couple of guys like on the line, Like I feel like from previous conversations we've had, it sounds like you know you kind of have
like some guys in some situations. Oh I've got some crushes. Oh boy, do I have some cris I need you to talk into the microphone. Thank you. Yeah, and and so, yeah, I definitely have crushes. But now nothing nothing really lined up yet keyword there is yet? Love it? What do you not sed that? I don't know what are you getting this information? You keep secrets from me. I feel like, and I never know what's going on in his love life. I just kind of
a social butterfly. And so I feel like he, yeah, probably has a couple of guys on retainer streams every day, right, you know, he like that's his second like it's his second job. So I'm not making fun of that. I'm not making fun the streaming period. But Drake is like the opposite of a social butterfly most of the time because he goes in the second job. R goes out. I feel like he goes out. Yeah, oh yeah, I mean Drake goes hard when he's out, that's
for sure. You should have seen me before I moved here like a pre COVID your boy was. I got around town, guys, I got around town in Green Bay. It was insane. I love it. Yeah, Okay. Do I have plans for Valentine's date? Andrew and I will probably do something he did mention wanting to go see the new Bob Marley movie that comes out. I want to go see that. I don't love going to movies very much. I do want to see the movie, but I also
don't know if like the time to go is on Valentine's Day. That seems a little extreme. But we'll probably just cook like a nice, fancy at home dinner or something. But that's it. Ted, we just talked about this on the show, So if you listen to the show earlier today, Ted does have plans for Valentine's Day. I'm going on a second date to a brewery, and I'm going to teach her how to play cribbage. Thanks. Thing says romance like cribbage. Okay, I love that, and I
think I said that's already. But Ted is our promotion instructor, and he's been hanging out with us for the show this morning with Dave being off. So if you some people just listen to the Minnesota Goodbye, they don't always listen to the show. So if you're like, who is this voice? That's Ted. Ted also goes on with Fallon and Zack. Some times you play which game clip quiz with them Whizz every Tuesday at four o'clocks, Hey, listen for Ted talk. Oh you're gonna be here all day, look
at you're gonna have a little break in between. I might go home and taken that take a long launch or something. I got it feel out, Okay. Next question says any funny Valentine's Day stories. Here's mine. In the third grade, I gave a boy who was my quote unquote boyfriend the most special Valentine card out of the bunch, you know, the big box of animation cards. I picked my favorite and gave it to him. I
was, of course, convinced we were in love and getting married. He opened it and, out loud, he said he didn't like the character heart shattered. We broke up that day. Tragic funny Valentine's Day Story one. Okay, in high school when I was talking to this boy and we were like super secretive about it, and I met him at his house one night on a weekend, like this was like after Valentine's but we like, we've said that we would celebrate it, you know, the weekend after, since
we couldn't do it during the week. I got him roses. I brought him roses and it turned out that he was allergic. He started getting like all puffy and red and I was like, did he know then? I don't know. I was like, I probably wouldn't have accepted him if he knew. Yeah, I don't think he knew, And yeah, it was. It was pretty bad. So I ended up just leaving. This was a memorable learning experience for him. Okay, what's your funny Valentine's Say?
Story? Ten? Okay, this is a little spicy, but it's Minnesota, goodbye, so why not? Yeah? All right, So this was like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen. I was twenty one, living in Chicago dating my college girlfriend and I had a roommate at the time. My roommate was also seeing this girl. We all went to school together. We all knew each other. We were seeing the same girl. No, no,
you're saying he was another girl. Yep, but we all went to the same school, so we all knew each other, and we would go on double dates a lot. So we went out of Valentine's Day double date. We go back and we're drinking the four of us my girlfriend's apartment and this girl, my buddy's girlfriend, comes up to me and my girlfriend while my friend is in the bathroom, and she asks us if we would ever want to have a threesome with her. Oh damn, I didn't tell my friend
this for years. What did you say to her? I think I obviously said no, be Like I probably was like, you know what, I'm really flattered, but like this is my best friend, he's my roommate. That is so messy, Like I could ever do that? Yeah, Oh my gosh, she's kind of a lot. Like just in general, how upset were you that you had like a bro code to abide bye? Because were you like, would you have done it if it had if that girl was single and wasn't dating your friend, would you have been like? Sure?
If your girlfriend wasten to it too, maybe maybe you don't have to answer that. I really cry in here. I think I would just go with maybe yeah, yeah, maybe, But she was a lot, and so you were kind of like kind of a lot, and like I don't know that. I was like, oh my god, I'm so attracted to this person. So that's an uncomfortable situation because your girlfriend is right there too, So it's like a how do I answer this? I don't know if she's going to be into it? Like yeah, I'm like, yeah,
okay, girlfriend, do you can night end? I know you guys were drinking, so it's like you probably just continued drinking whatever. Yeah, we kept drinking and whatever, and then where my buddy and his girlfriend went back to their place and I stayed at my girlfriend's. I was really hoping you were going to be like it turned into an orgy. We just all got together. That is so art school. Seriously, Oh gosh, oh my goodness, that's a great story. Ted good. Sorry, So what did
your friends say when you told them all the years later? He was like not really surprised, Yeah, because she broke up with him like three separate times, and like they had a pretty volatile, unhealthy young relationship relationship towards the end, and he was just kind of like, yeah, of course that bitch did that, Like that doesn't surprise me. And I kind of felt bad for telling him, but I also felt like I should because I don't want to go to the grave yeah with him like not knowing. Yeah,
yeah for sure. Okay. The last question that comes in from Amanda, it says you guys should do a date. It was not really question. You guys should do a date setup with listeners from your local single twenty four year old, have a great Valentine's Day full of love from family, friends of partners. We have talked about this before. It is really hard
to do dating kind of features on our show. It's just not the vibe anymore because people it used to be a big radio thing back in the day, but now dating apps exist and so and ghosting exists, and all of these different dating things exist in this day and age. So it's very excuse me, it's very hard to do stuff like that. I think we did maybe a year or two ago. Drake. Were you on the show when that guy went viral and he was looking for a wedding date and so I
set up like five four or five girls to come in. So we did that, and I truthfully, I did a lot of work to put that segment together and then it resulted in nothing. The guy basically he picked a girl and then he afterwards was like, I'm just like not into it, so or he didn't say he was into it, he said he was like so busy and stressed with like work or whatever it was. So I just feel like dating segments turn into unfortunately not working out most of the time.
And I did one when I first started on the show. Maybe Drake probably knows about this, but Ted, you might not know about this. So when I first started on the show, I was single and it was State Fair time and they did an eliminate with me, so they had five guys coming to the fair, all that wanted to date me. I went out around the fair and I'd come back every half hour and eliminate someone live on the show while they were doing their live broadcast. And it was super fun
and it sounds like a pretty good bit. No, it was really fun and it was a great segment. We had a lot of fun. I had five great guys come out for it and got down to the final two and I picked one guy, and we really really got along great and it was good. We were seeing each other for only about a month afterwards, but he lived an hour away. I don't know. I think his friends convinced him to sign up for it, So I don't know if I was
like his vibe. Not that we didn't get along, like we remain like sort of friends afterwards, but I could just tell that he wasn't very interested anymore because things had kind of fallen off. But like, I went to a wedding with him, I met his family. I'll explain that I met him. Yeah, I met his family because I went to this wedding and it was like he lived like an hour away, so I drove all the
way out for this wedding. We slept at his friend's place out there that night and then the next morning and it was like, okay, I'm gonna like go home now, and then he felt bad, or I don't think he felt bad. He was like, no, we should like hang out. So but we didn't know what to do because I needed to like shower
and like recuperate. We had gotten drunk the night before, and so he is like, well, we can just go to my parents because he was living at home at the time because he had just moved from out of state to back home to the Twin Cities and stuff, And so I met his family and I'm pretty sure we sat down and had like a brunch with them, or we sat down and like chatted for a little bit, and then I think we went out to lunch ourselves. But yeah, it was super
fun and it worked out well for the time being. And it was the segment. Did I think that this guy was going to be like the one from it? I don't know. I vibed with him. I thought it works. Yeah, I'm actually checked at the eliminate actually resulted in like a month long casual right thing. It was, And yeah, and I still like, I would never say anything bad about him. It just didn't work out for us. He was a really good person and I have no idea
where he is nowadays. I don't talk to him anymore. But yeah, we were like kind of friends for a little bit afterwards. I think we went to a concert together still even though we weren't dating, and it was chill. Respect that. That's awesome. That's a good story, I guess. I. Oh, no, that wasn't a Valentine's Day story. But anyways, Amanda, I'm sorry. You'll be the first one we reach out to if we ever do do some kind of date setup situation with listeners,
but for right now, it's not really on our radar. So thank you for your email, though, Amanda. This one comes in from Christy. It says, good morning, my beautiful people. This is for Naughty Tuesday. So it is Naughty Tuesday. We do something every Tuesday where people get to submit their Naughty Tuesday stories and they get to it's usually very sexual, all right. So it says, uh, this is for naughty Tuesday. And what you What did you bang up against? So Dave and I had
talked recently about like what have you banged up against? When I was younger, we would always go skinny dipping. Well, one thing led to another and I was throwing I was thrown up on top. I was thrown up on top of the tabletop of the concession stand. Sorry there's some bad grammar here. Another time we were out waiting for our uber, and I guess we just couldn't wait to get home, and I was bent over behind a
garbage can waiting for our uber. Are you seriously. And one other one that comes to mind is we got kicked out of a bar for having sex in a bathroom stall. Nothing too crazy, but I guess I used to have way more wild side to me, loil have a great day, love all of you, and I will sign off with my usual way you're dark you're dark licking snap writer Christy. I think she must have Okay, it's
sent from her android. There was a lot of like autocorrects here. I think she meant to say, you're dart licking staff writer, Christy is what she meant to say. I'm sorry, Christy for butcherying that email a little bit, but your android auto corrected a lot of those words that very much confused me. But girl, you was banging against a lot of things. I like a bed, I like a good bed or sanitary. I need just a horizontal area. I don't need a spot. I need to be
standing up on every once in a while. Yeah, sure we can get a little kinky, like an island or something like a kitchen island. Cool, But like banging up against a garbage can, where was your leverage? The garbage can is on wheels. Were you falling over? Well? So here's my thing. If you're gonna lift someone up in the moment of sex, you better be ready, like you gotta lift that person otherwise it can backfire, like you better trust your strength. No kidding. I don't think
I've ever had any like. I don't think I've ever had anything interesting, like any place, any up against anything. No. The only thing that comes to mind is I had sex with my college girlfriend, my first college girlfriend, at my cousin's cabin on the beach during a thunderstorm. Okay, that's romantic, that's cool. It was like not as great as you think. Wait, on the beach, so you had sand in your crevices somewhat.
Yeah. I went on a trip to Mexico with my girlfriend and she wanted off with some guys she met, and they went and had sex on the beach too, and she came back like full of sand. I was like, you girl, on what you was doing? Like because it was like eleven pm at night And I was like, what were like, I know what you're doing? Yeah, I mean she wasn't trying to hide it. Ted. I love all these stories that you have. I want to like open up that brain of yours and hear a lot more stories. O,
well, I believe that they were true. I used to have all the stories in the world also, but now I'm born in a relationship, find yourself in scenarios where you're like, wow, life truly is stranger than fiction. Sometimes I think that that was most of my upper twenties. It was wild, like just the craziest things would happen to me and I don't
know. You can go listen to You can hear a lot of my like weird, crazy hookup stories on the last episode of the podcast Hell and I Do called I'm Still Fun where we had Steve on because of course Steve brought up all these stories I used to tell, so you can hear some of them on there. But it's so funny because ever since I've started this job, I have only known you as being boring. I'm not boring, but I think you were like in your first year with Andrews. Yeah, so
you've always known me to be this relationshipsip. Really, I know I'm boring. I know, no, I'm I'm okay with the two listen. I would probably if I wasn't in a relationship by now, I would probably be dead because I was too wild. I was too wild. I would have caught myself up in a sketchy scenario, and at this point in my life, I don't know if I was would still be alive. Okay, well, Ted, thank you so much for joining us today on the Minnesota Goodbye. We love It, Drake and I. Drake will be on in a
couple of weeks. I think Dave has some more vacation so he'll be on some more Minnesota Goodbyes then. But Dave's back tomorrow, so we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming and then. And feel free to send your emails into Ryan's show at KDIWB dot com