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Dave's Bones Hurt Today

Jul 18, 202421 min
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After lamenting over his poor bones, Dave gets on a soapbox to make a bold claim: does being chatty and being stupid go hand in hand? Jenny gives tips for Facebook Marketplace. We revisit some older content and answer the question of why Vont is never on the MN Goodbye.

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Welcome to the award winning Minnesota Goodbye, the longest running podcast in history. Really nope? Oh what awards have we won? Uh? Jenny, stop asking so many questions. Okay, here we go. My name is Kaylee. I'm a first time writer, but I'd love it to not be the last. So hopefully you guys like me lmao. I'm a longtime listener, but I've never reached out. Not really sure why. Honestly, I just think I equate emails to work, and I find myself discouraged. I end

up saying fuck it. Lol. That's the gen z coming out in me. Any who. I sent Bailey a message on Instagram, thinking she never see it. Of course, she responded with the sweetest, most authentic response possible. Huh, and she actually encouraged me to email in so quick. Shout out to Bailey, you are awesome and here I am. Woo a couple of questions. I'd like to share thoughts and questions. I think you guys should do a full episode of the Minnesota Goodbye, full of improv games.

They're fun to listen to, and you guys have the best banner in between, and it brings me so much joy. That's not a bad eye. Maybe one day next week we'll have Vont come in. We'll do nothing but improp games. Okay, come here front. Why is Vont not on the podcast? And can he be? Every once in a while? I feel like it's only right he gets the opportunity to drop the F bomb every now and then, poor kids, probably stalking them up. Why isn't Vont

on the podcast? Mont just says, a lot of behind the scenes production during the time that we do that do the podcast, So like I was never on it until honestly until I don't even know lest point. Yeah, I was gonna say, because I was always doing like a ton of stuff, Like I just had a lot of work to do, and so it was just a time that like gave me time to do work. So I

wasn't here super late. Yeah, I think it's a matter of like Vont absolutely could be on the podcast, but I want to be respectful of everybody's like personal life. And for the twenty minutes or so we do the podcast, Vont can get some things done, which means that he'll get to leave twenty minutes earlier than he normally would. And if he really said Dave I want to be on the podcast. They'd be like, absolutely sure. Jenny

is always talking about selling stuff on Facebook Marketplace. We love a motivated queen. I see you weather girly, So I was wondering she could give some ideas on things to sell that everybody may have and may not think to sell trying to make some extra cash. Girls got to eat. Yeah, I

would say picture frames, random home decor. I just sold this random base for five dollars that I probably spent like twenty five dollars from home goods on I just think like, especially if you're like me who moved, you have a lot of random stuff that doesn't fit in your new place that fit at an old place. So I would just go through anything you have in storage bins and try to sell it and put it up for five bucks. And if it doesn't sell after a month or two, then yeah, you probably

will just have to donate it or if you don't get any traction. But I would say I've The only time I've ever sold clothes on Facebook Marketplace was when it was brand new and had a tag on it. Still I don't really mess with clothes, except for I did sell well an old North face jacket and snow pants that well, okay, was still in really good condition.

Well, I think that's one of those things where it's expensive enough that people would rather, you know, get it for what maybe fifteen bucks, then spend one hundred and fifty bucks on a north Face jacket or more and ski pants because those are going to be at least one hundred dollars probably, Yeah, they're not cheap. So I don't know. I just I just go through things that are sitting around that I don't use anymore, and I

put them up on Facebook Marketplace and I try to sell them. You have people come to your house, Yes, they come right to your house, right to the porch. I just have it right by the door. You

don't do contact, You're like, come pick it up. I do open the door and talk to them and stuff, because a lot of times people want to see something first, and I want to be a good Facebook Marketplace seller and be like here's this, like you know, like I sold a three headed lamp recently and I had taken the light bulbs out of it already, and I was like, sorry, I took the light bulbs out, but I can put them back in if you want to see that it works.

And the person was like, I just got burned, so can you yet, man like me see that it works. I was like, yeah, no problem. Yeah. Lamps and rugs too, Those are like always on Facebook marketplace. So if you have an ugly lamp that you're or a lamp that you're just like, I don't need this lamp, sell a lamp

or a rug. People are always looking for lamps and rugs. Really, yes, Okay, because we have a big rolled up rug in the basement that's still got plastic around it. We must have bought it for something and then decided we didn't need it, so it's a giant area rug in the basement. Wow, this is a great idea. Let me see pictures of

it. Maybe I'll buy it from Okay, maybe let me see. Lastly, Kaylee says, I wanted to say a quick thank you to all of you for just showing up in the morning to do your job and performing every day. I also work a job where I'm required to show up and perform in quotes, so I relate to what it feels like on days you may struggle and not have as much willpower to do so I just want to remind you all that your voices are so important and just you all showing up is

so important to so many of us. You have all become such a consistent factor in day to day life and is something that remains stable even when your life gives you chaos, which can be so debilitating. Sometimes the work you all do can be so hard. So just know that I see you, and I appreciate all of you, and I think you should get thanked a hell of a lot more for your time and efforts than you currently do. You all are a reason I get out of bed in the morning. So

thank you. Wow, that's very powerful. Sweet, thank you. This is I don't really have trouble coming in and performing, maybe because I've been doing it for so long, but I enjoy it so much that even if I'm in a shit mood, I put everything aside for the four hours that were on the radio. Yeah, and it's not hard. It's not like, well, life is shitty, but I'm gonna put on a happy face.

It just makes me happy. Right Like even today you're like, well, Bailey, my bones hurt so bad, my bones and then we're like, oh, we have five seconds. And then you were like, so we got coming up on war the Roses today, and you would have no idea that your bones hurt. They might do. And I don't know why my feet hurt, and I'm really puzzled because I thought it was the shoes. I bought a new pair of hiking shoes because the ones I'm gonna wear

up Pike's Peak are a little bit too heavy. So somebody said, you need light, high tech hiking shoes. I went down to ARII bought a pair. They were too small, took them back at another they were too big. Then I went, okay, well that model's not gonna fit. I get another one and it squeezed the motherfucking fuck out of my foot. And so my feet are now sore and the shoes are muddy. So I can't take them back? Now? Can they take them back to ARI?

You can do? Yeah, you really can. Really you could bring I've heard stories of people who have gone on full boundary waters trips and returned like half of the stuff that they bought for founder waters. Yeah, it's just their policy, and I'm not encouraging people to do that, but Arii's policy, Like I'll remember that. Yeah, I hate to take it back and there's like a you know, twenty five year old person working at the counter, and I feel like I'm scamming them, you know what I mean,

They're full of mud. Oh, they're just there to get paid their hourly wage. Care Okay. She concludes by saying, that's it for now, folks. Sorry, not sorry for all the randomness. I hope to write in again sometime when I get the willpower to do so and think of interesting things to say. Have a great day. Oh all right, thank you, Kaylee. Yeah that was really nice. Kaylee, please write in again and welcome first time writers. So, yeah, if you want a staff

writer sticker, how does she get one? Send your address and she did, so you get one in the next few days. Yay, Hello morning show? Did I miss a memo? Who is the new nightgirl on KATIEWB? Just curious? Does she come from another radio station in the cities or out of state? Jenny, do you know anything about this? Her name is Kayla and she does actually do the night show from LA so it's kind of complicated to explain the technology. But yeah, she is out of LA

so she lives there. But she's very sweet and I don't hear her show too often because that's my bedtime. Yep, but she's very nice. Uh okay, next one from Carrie, I'm late to the party. I just listened to your one thousandth episode. I was most intrigued by the beginning of that episode when I found out you were very surprised that high school students were drinking coffee, pertaining to Dave talking about carrying around Stanley cups being an accessory

or status symbol. When Dave mentioned she didn't drink coffee till college, it made me think that, yes, I didn't have a desire to have coffee until college and my freshman year, my idea of coffee was a sugared up mint condition frope from Caribou. Yes, no, judge, We've all been there. Besides Dave with his non fu fu coffee. Don't worry, Dave, I soon switched to all black coffee after graduation. I've been a faithful

cold brewer, especial girly ever since. Any who, I'm now a middle and high school teacher, and it does not phaze me or other adults when students have their morning coffees energy nutrition teas, you know, the ones with crazy amounts of caffeine, and my first hour class of eighth graders contained about sixty of my class having at least one energy drink for breakfast Monster usually Wow. Throughout the day, other students would be seen with their energy drinks and

many would carry multiple around. My recycling would be mostly cans by the end of the week. It sounds scary and sad typing it out because we educated adults know the caffeine can be harmful and like any other drug, is addicting. Of course, telling a sixteen year old dad is like telling them any other thing. They don't want to hear, and Dave one thing to know. Stanley's are out and oh wallas are in. Yes, we are a different like just a different water bottle. That's trendy. Oh gosh, I

haven't even heard of that. Yeah, o w a la, I think there is. Granted, I saw TikTok once where this woman had a nowala and then she realized that she was like getting sick, and it was because there was like mold inside of like a weird compartment of the straw. So you have to make sure that you really take it apart when you clean it. Anyway, A Wala's interesting, teacher, tell your tell your students to

clean their a walas. So the Stanley people are over there going fuck, yeah, we were on a roll and now the fucking O Walla people are taken over. It's probably because they're super colorful. Maybe that are you googling now? Yeah? Because I mean they're like multicolored, and they're cheaper. God, they're I mean they're cheaper too, but they're not that different than half the shit that's on the market already. Yeah. What is it that's

so funny that something could be so trendy like immediately. I don't know what why water bottles in general are trendy, but I mean I'm glad that like drinking water is cool right now because we should be drinking water and promoting that. Unless they have coffee in them and they're drinking forty ounces of coffee, that's probably terrible for you. Uh She said, Uh yeah, I am guilty of writing first class on the O Wala bandwagon. I guess we'll see

what the fall trend will bring water bottle wise. Sorry, the long message just my experience too. I know not every educator is the same as well. No, not a long email at all. I think that length versus length correlating to interest level, like it's interesting, Like a lot of people will send a really long email, but it's not particularly interesting. So if

it's long and it's interesting, then that's fine. Yeah. I said something earlier to Bailey, and I said, I would never say this on the radio, but I'm gonna go ahead and bring this up and tell me whether you might remember you were out of the room, Jenny, I said, I think there might be a correlation between stupid and chatty. Oh I was in here? Yeah, were you in here when I was in here? Maybe Bailey wasn't. I said, I think there might be a correlation between

stupid and very talkative. Now, not in every case. There are definitely people who are chatty and very intelligent, and there are people who are very quiet and very stupid. But I think that this is a bold, experimental, like see what you think kind of a statement because some of the stupidest people I know are some of the chattiest people, because I think they don't care about filtering the shit that they say, so they just say anything.

And sometimes people that are not as intelligent, they're not comfortable with any kind of silence, whereas I think intelligent people are more comfortable with being inside their head. I'll give you an example. My son in law, Justin He's quiet, probably one of the most intelligent people I've ever met, so intelligent, but he doesn't just ramble on about stupid shit. He's comfortable with being silent. I've got other members of my family that they are not very bright,

but holy fuck, can they talk your ear off. So is there a correlation between stupid and chatty? Anybody want to pick up on this? I mean, so in your situation, I can understand that, But I also date someone who is so fucking chatty, and I think that Andrew is very intelligent, So I don't know. I don't know where the line is

drawn too chatty versus like they're just kind of a personable person. So maybe, but yeah, And that's what I said, is like, I agree, Andrew is very intelligent, but but I've never seen him really chatty. When I get around him, he's like, you know, he's not super chatty, So I don't see that chatty side. But I know that you say he's chatty, But Bailey, you're being awful quiet on this. Phow I'm letting you guys talk gosh because I'm so intelligent. Uh uh huh.

I think it's like if it's like, you know, street smarts or like social intelligence, like being quieter and knowing when to speak because if you don't have something quality to say, then you're not going to speak up. And I guess that's like an intelligent way of going out about a social situation versus someone who is socially dumb, versus like like academically dumb. Like I don't

think chatty. Being chatty and being academically dumb go hand in hand, but maybe being socially dumb, they're like I can't read a room, so I'm just gonna blah blah blah blah. Black kind of thing is like a dumb thing to do, that's for sure. My uncle, my uncle is really really into Roman history, and when we go to his house for Christmas every year, he makes us fucking go look at his books he's written. We've

heard it a million times. He goes on and on and on, and he's so smart about it, but he doesn't shut up, So I really that's his Like emotional intelligence isn't as high in those situations okay, because he is not understanding that our eyes are glossed over and we're literally have a foot out the door trying to get into a different room. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I think I'm very guilty of filtering overfiltering what I'm gonna say.

So if I'm in a social situation and I think, oh, I'm gonna bring up something about the twins, I think it over and I think whether I should say it and how it will land. And if it doesn't seem like it's going to land, well, then I don't say anything. But the problem with that is you end up overfiltering. Then you sit there like a bump on a log. And sometimes in social situations, I don't have a lot to add, And sometimes I look at chatty people and I go,

how can you come up with so much to say? How can you? How can you you have so much content in your head that you spout content constantly And I don't. Yeah, I also think it's it's kind of like a I know at least a lot of my friends. I have a lot of neuro divergent friends who talk constantly. I love my D and D group. I swear they're all talking at the same time at any given point, and I just sit there quietly throughout all of D and D unless it's

my turn, because everybody's talking at the exact same time. But they're all, you know, doing a thing that they're super interested in, like your uncle's Roman history stuff. And they all have you know, like this platform here to all just chat with each other constantly. But they're all smart people, They're all yeah, they're just I don't know, special people who really

like D and D and just keep on talking. But I have tons of friends who are so chatty but super smart, and it's because they're neurodivergent. Okay, all right, So anyway, just a thought. Maybe I'm absolutely wrong, let me pa EIGHTYHD. Maybe who knows. I feel like that would contribute a lot. What are your ADHD that you would be very seeped chatty? Yes, yeah, I knew somebody who was ADHD and they took medicine for it, like medication for it, and they chatted all the time.

As a matter of fact, one time we were riding in the car and I was exhausted and I finally had to say, can you just please not talk for a few minutes? And it really hurt their feelings. They told me later it really hurt their feelings, and I said, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just could not listen to you talk anymore. I just could not. One of my former coworkers said

that to me. We were on like a like a work field trip and we were driving somewhere for like a couple of hours, and at one point she turned to me and she said, I think now's a good time for the van to be quiet. Oh. And I was like, I think, oh wow. And it hurt my feelings a lot, and I can't understand that that would totally hurt your feelings. I also get like very overstimulated sometimes, so I do need that silence also, I mean, if it

makes you feel any better. Andrew goes on a group trip with us coworkers and literally none of them want to sit by him on the plane because they know he's just going to talk. And they're like, I'm not sitting by you. Wow. I get the whole overstimulation. I just thought, man, I'm the only one in here talking. So I didn't realize I was the over stimulation versus like my D and D group when everyone is talking. I just wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't be like, would you shut it?

Guys? Could everybody just shut it? So that's the vibe of the group is just chatty and fat. Chrisco used to work here on the show, and he really is a dear person. He really is, but he's also a giant pain in the ass, but I love him anyway. Chrisco

is so uncomfortable with silence. So a lot of the time, this is back in the days of intern John, Steve, Lena and then Chrisco didn't have a chair in the studio, so he would stand up right between where you two are sitting, and Steve would be working on something, I'd be working on something, Lena would be working on something. John would be working and Chrisco. We didn't trust him to do anything, so he would stand there and he would get uncomfortable with the silence. He'd be like, oh,

you guys watched Family Guy last night show. Yeah, Peter drum that he was in the AHA video and so anyway, so yeah, and then blah blah blah, and it was like, Chrisco, shut up, We're trying to concentrate. Okay, sorry, guys, Yeah, I know I talked too much. You guys watched that Twine game yesterday and he just he was very uncomfortable with silence. But he was the guy that you wanted to have come to your house for a party because there was always somebody talking.

Yeah, so it's good and bad. Yeah, I mean I don't mind chatty people, but that's me. I think it depends on the person. Yeah. Again, I have a relative in my family and they're wonderful, but they won't stop. They won't stop, and sometimes it's like fucking shut

up, just stop all right. Next week earlier this week on the Show and on the Minnesota Goodbye, we got into a little territory that was kind of like a naughty thing where Jenny or Bailey had found a woman on TikTok on a nut barstool sports sid call her daddy where she said when and it gets a little dicey. So just a little heads up. When a woman says to a man during sex, I want you to come, I want you to come, she's not doing it because she is like really wants to

that experience. She's like, I'm done, I want to get this over with. Yes, right, that's exactly what it is, so we didn't realize that, and a lot of guys were like, what, I didn't know that? And a woman will also A woman will also fake an orgasm so the guy will stop pounding away and just get it over with, Okay, So I won't say her name. First off, I've been so swamped with work lately and normally only listen to Minnesota Good Bible driving, so I

just remember to sit down and reply. But I always have something to say. This isn't really naughty Tuesday, but I was listening during lunch on Monday and I heard Jenny's take on when a woman tells a man, I want you to come during the love and I just kind of laughed and nodded in along in agreement. To be clear, I am a big fan of sex

with my husband, but sometimes especially his parents. As a one year old, we don't have a ton of time, so if it's taken too long and I'm already done, I will absolutely do some talking to attempt to encourage him to finish without telling him I'm over and you need to hurry up,

because that's much less sexy and can kill the mood. Yes. Also, I second that it's not necessarily gross when a guy finishes on your stomach, but I have a deep any belly button, so depending on our birth control plan, I would definitely prefer not to have to dig out my belly button after sex. Thanky. This is making me like smile because it's just so stupid and graphic. Thanks for reading. If you do, I definitely qualify as a p one. Was very sad when I wasn't listed as one of

your top staff writers. Again my fault since I haven't been writing. But I will try to rectify that moving forward. Love the new lineup, cheers, and I will go ahead and give you a shout out Sidney and you'll remember maybe Sidney from being on the show. Yeah, I'm the staff writer. Y. Maybe you were going to say their name at the beginning. She didn't say not to. Okay, she didn't say not to. And that is going to wrap it up for the Minnesota Goodbye, Thank you,

Thank you for listening. Send your emails in Maybe you want to talk about stupid people and whether they're chatty, or maybe whether smart people are chatty, or maybe I'm the one that's wrong. Let me know. Send an email to Ryan Show at kadwb dot com

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