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Baby Kimye

Jul 06, 202316 min
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By request, Dave and Falen play a super old bit and discuss peeing in public!

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I don't know how this is going to go because I don't remember this bit very well, but somebody requested via email on the Minnesota Goodbye a bit. Now. It's really interesting because it's from Anna, and Anna is pregnant and so are her two friends, and they put a very very cool picture of them in colorful dresses with their big pregnant bellies and they're holding their bellies and they all looked like they're twenty five ish years old, but I'm not really

sure. She goes on to say, hey, morning show crew. Firstly, I got to start with an obligatory thanks for all you do. I'm thirty nine weeks pregnant and not up to doing much these days, so getting to hang out with all my friends on the radio each day keeps me going. Thank you. I have an auto request for old audio of Dave's of Dave's a little backstory but completely unplanned. Two of my best friends and I are all pregnant together and do on seven, seven, seven, eight,

and seven eleven. Photo attached. We love your show so much. We're hoping you could play the Baby kim yea bit in honor of our impending births. Either on the Minnesota, Goodbye, or the regular Show. Our favorite parts are when Baby kim Ya says pla Santa in a weird, distorted voice, and the joke about all the class rings jingling around. Thanks. That's from Anna from Plymouth. Now I bearly remember that bit, but we dug back in the archives and it was maybe when you first got here, but

pretty early on. Yeah, Jenny wasn't here yet, so she doesn't remember it, but we did find it, so I'm gonna play it for you now. I'm gonna give you a heads up. It's three minutes thirty eight seconds long. There was one that was even longer, so we did this bit more than once. And I remember you wrapped as the baby at one point. Whoa God, I wish that we could find that. Well, maybe it is this one. Who knows. Let's see. I don't remember it very well, but here it is. And like I said, we'll

play the whole thing unless it's just too dated and weird and offensive. So here comes Baby kim Yang. We are honored once again to have. If you listen closely, you can hear the uterine sound and on the phone right now, I believe we have Baby kim Ya baby on the phone. Guy, Hey, guys, how are you good? Good? Good good good good? I don't care myself a Chris Pater already has the scheduled to the other Today already next week? How are they gonna put you on the Today

Show? Wow? Raby, guys? I did kim Gardadian and a camera crew, camera crew and camera crew. I didn't dare pretty good? Yeah? Yeah, I gotta tell you. I had to a breeze twice here yesterday. Oh really? Why will there you can still smell a lingering? Wow? Uh? Baby, Kimmy, is it too early to ask if you're going to be a boy or a girl? Funny I would use with my daddy. You the same thing personality, Kimmy slam Master? Did you forget? Yeah? I didn't a question I did? Yeah? Do you

think I was raising my hand? Sorry? If you'd see me or not in the womb? Do you think you'll grow up to be musical like your dad? Lady? But that sounds like a lot of work. I think I would just be in a giant horror like my mom. Yeah, of giant horse. Yeah. Did I tell you about my dand no? Well? Yeah you did? Oh yeah, you can tell us about it. It's new, it's fresh, it's still warm. When do you want everybody around you today? You go baby now green? Also all the fine realtors?

How do you can you reform me again? The previous part of all I wrote a jam last night. Oh yeah, you wooly musical is the musical side of you. I haven't really practice it that much. Okay, it goes Okay, I didn't need to hear more. I did not stem red out mouth. It's Rummy's awful, roommy I U. I did be at I make it the stretch mark. Damn, it still smells like Rachel Well. I have a question ahead. Did you tweet? Did you rhyme room with roomy woomb womb it womb you said? Okay, can I understand?

Well, I'm pretty young. I'm still working on it. Okay, you won't you judge a baby? So sorry, some babies just aren't performing. Don't forget. Wow, that's awesome, Kim yay, thank you anytime anywhere. The Dave Ryan Show on I Heart Radio downloaded for your smartphone in the app store one to one point three Katie wb Okay, and there it is. I haven't heard that bit. Probably since it was new ish. I remember it only mod or a couple of maybe a couple cringe, but

not even like super Bad, you know. No, So you know what, I'm impressed and that you remember that bit, because I think that sometimes people remember bits that even I don't remember. Um, I think about this sometimes, you know, just not to be weird, but it's like, one day when I'm not on the radio anymore, will my kids or grandkids ever say, you know what, less listen to old audio of Dad or Grandpa or great grandpa, Like Grandpa was on the radio for years and years

and years. Do we have any audio? And I think I've got some CDs at home. I know I do, but they're not new. So there's really nothing that I've got saved that's representative of the last twenty years or so. Right, question, This is probably dumb question. I think I've literally asked this before and you said that was a ridiculous question. At the Minnesota Hall of Fame, they don't have like audio people that are actually I don't know they should. They should, you know how like the museum,

you'll push something you can smell it. Here's a stink you can push a button. Yeah, I would like a button where you can play a piece of audio, But then think of the pressure of picking a piece of audio that would represent you in the Minnesota Broadcasters Hall of Fame. You know what, I think that would probably be it right there. That's it. Yeah, wow, Anna, Thanks, that was fun to go flashback a little bit. Thank you very much and good luck. Your picture was beautiful of

all of you guys, that was awesome. Next one, Hey, guys, I got twins and an older kid, and when my twins were born, my parents would randomly take my kid, who was two at the time, and do something with him. I had a little backpack. We had a little set of extra clothes, paired jammie swimsuits, sunscreen in it, just in case they needed it. If Fallon's mom takes all of a lot, you can even keep the backpack in her car. It made my life

so much easier. It was nice knowing I didn't have to worry about it if my parents randomly took my kid. He's five. Now my twins are three, and I still have that backpack all packed and ready to go. Either way. You're a kick ass mom, so I don't want to make it seem like, I'm crapping on you, just sharing something that helped me with my parents. Also, keep Court his own cream in it. If there's a being beasting, it literally takes the pain away instantly. It's amazing.

This came up because I think it was yesterday. Yeah, you talked about how mom took all of to a splash pad and let her like splash run or underwear. Well not exactly, I made guest, but she did not take her to a swimming area, stick her to a library, walked out there was a splashing area, so I would I'm gonna give my mom more credit than that. When she takes her to a splash pad, she brings a bathing suit. But yeah, I was like, I'd rather not

have been splashing in her underwear. But I under dan what she's saying with having the backpack right at all times. Genius. Yeah, that is a really good idea. Okay, next one that's more of a group therapy, So I'm gonna skip that one and meet we'll come back to it. On the show. Dave says, Christie, you ever flown around at night on the Fourth of July to watch fireworks and actually you can see the fireworks can you see fireworks from the plane? Just always wondered. Thank you, love

you guys, Christie. That is a really good question. I've actually thought about that before. I've actually thought about renting the plane and taking it up on the fourth of July and just to see all the different firework shows. You go that late. Oh you can go all night, twenty four hours if you want to. But I've never done it before. And I keep saying that would be fun to do, but I've never even come close to

doing it. You know how some people will go out on the lake in the middle of Lake Minnetonka on their boat at ten o'clock on the fourth of July and watch all the fireworks. Say, can dill into that? Last year? I'miked it though. That's a good question. I would really like to do that, Christie. So maybe one year I will get around to

doing it. Speaking of which, every year since Alison was five or so, since ninety seven, so yet she was five, we've gone up every year May June or so and taken a selfie and every year I post him. She's thirty now, so that's twenty five selfies of Allison going from five years old to thirty and we haven't done it yet this year and she wants to, but we haven't done it and we just haven't had time, opportunity, motivation or whatever. And I don't want their tradition to die. Yeah,

but she also doesn't want to go up flying. So the last year or so since she's been a mom, will just sit in the airplane and take a picture because she doesn't want to do anything that's even a little bit dangerous when she's a mother of two. And I get that. You know the plane is safe, but at the same time, if you don't feel safe, then I don't want to pressure her. And so last year we sat a little Ava who was a year and a half for almost two on

her lap. This year, I said, well, let's put Ava and Evelyn on your lap and that'll be like you know, it'll show change over the years. And she's like, yeah, that sounds cool. We've just never done it, yeah, and I hope it doesn't die off. Just do a green screen on Instagram where it looks like you're in a plane and then you don't have to go anywhere and do it. You know, it's not a terrible idea. Rather than break the whole tradition. Next one Minnesota

Goodbye. I love the conversation at the beginning of the episode on seven to five about people complaining when you share a complaint. Dave, you nailed it. People need to stop justifying poor behavior. It started. I was talking about the guy shirtless at the fourth of July, and he was an older guy, sixty five or so, with his shirt off, and I said, you know what, we don't really do that in polite society anymore.

They had a rule at Scout camp that dads were not allowed to take their shirts off and walk around because it's just it's you know what, just be more respectful, you know what I mean. And so somebody set rode in and said, what if he was hot, what if he had health problems and he needed to take a shirt off, And I said, no, he's probably just you know, he's fine. If you've got health problems because of the heat, stay home or stay in the shade. Stop justifying poor

behavior, says Sydney. The loss of standards in our society is very concerning. And you can no longer tell someone not to pee on the street because they might have a uti. You are dead on Sydney, because if we said, oh god, I saw some person peeing on the street yesterday, they probably say, well, you know what, what if they have a UTI and they can't help it, they are painful. UTIs are very What about if you get a poop really really bad and you go in the middle

of your city's running trail? Okay, I tell you. Speaking of that, I did see something kind of funny. It was like on a Facebook group page I follow on. The girl was like, what do I do? But basically they had gone on this trip. They were getting to their airbnb. She had a piece so bad, so incredibly bad. Usually we get to OBNB there's like a key lock in all this, and she said when she got out of the car, she it was so bad. She pete in the yard and she's like, I would never I would absolutely never

do that, but it was so bad. I did not think I could wait to get all that figured out. Then she realizes they have more cams and everything, and she's like, do I go ahead and message this person on the chance that they did see me do this and be like I would never do that, I am so sorry, Or do I just act like it didn't happen and hope they don't say anything and don't think the worst of me. And I would just not say anything because it's saying very possible they

won't see it. If I knew them, i'd say something like if I went into the neighbor's house, cross the street and pete and there, I'd be like, Mark, I'm sorry whatever, But I didn't. I would just hope that they just, you know, I could forgive somebody, honestly, if they were out for a walk or a run and they were two miles from their house and they're on a remote trail somewhere and their bowels start to gurgle in and we've all been there where it's like, oh my god,

I don't know if I'm gonna make it home. And most of the time you do make it home barely, because the closer you get to your house, your mind is like, let it go, let it go. So I actually thought about that, if you really had to go, and you're in a deep woods trail around the lake and there's nobody else around, and you had to go really bad, and you sneaked off the trail and did it behind a tree, and I'm talking about poop behind a tree.

You could forgive somebody for that, because you don't nobody would poop because they're like, oh, I kind of have a little feeling. The only wait, I think any normal person would poop in public like that was if it was an absolute emergency. Absolutely, that's what I mean. I know, That's what I'm saying. Like, so you can forgive it because you know it wasn't some casual gods like you know what, I feel like a maybe half to poop. Let me go try, you know, um okay,

and then she goes on fallon. Sorry people ruin your simple posts. I enjoy your post and I don't care what coffee shop you go to. Enjoy your coffee, girl, because you went to the lobby and Excelsior and they said, that's ruining the Red Red Bench. And I've never gone to Red Bench. That's a bakery, right, I've I've been to them for a lunch, I've been to them for coffee. I'll be honest. I do go to the lobby more than I go to the other two. But this

is what happens. If I go to the lobby and there's a long line. The lobby is slower there are slower coffee shops and and that's not a knock on them, but they always have two or three people working. So if I see a line of five plus people, I don't even go in the lobby. I go down the street and I do go to Dumb Brothers, and I feel bad saying it, but there's usually not a line so we can get no. And that's true. I mean, the lobby is

very trendy, it's very hit. But I really like the person's argument because of what even though they were kind of a jerk in the way they said it, they said, stop plugging lobby is going to turn Excelsior into wy Zetta. And I think that's true. I think one of the things that we love about Excelsior is it's got that small town nineteen forties kind of a charm. If you go down why Zetta, they've torn down all the charming

nineteen forties buildings and they put up million dollars buildings and apartment complexes. And we just don't want excels Here to turn into that. Did you know though, where the old gas station was? There was a gas station there until about five years ago. Excels Here they tearn it down. They're putting up I think a ten unit apartments and that's going to look beautiful and modern. Then at the other end, right by the lake on Water Street and excels

here there's an empty lot that used to be a pizza hut. You don't remember when it is pizza hut, but when I first moved here, it was a pizza hut. And that lot has been empty for years. They were going to put a hotel in and they didn't, and now you do. It's just a matter of time until some rich developer puts up an expensive apartment complex with you know, expensive little boutique shops on the ground floor probably, and that's not good anyway, You guys rock thanks for making my day's

more bearable. Cheers from Sydney. Thank you, Sydney. And I think that is going to do it for the Minnesota. Goodbye for today. Let me check our time and see you know we did, We did good, foul And guess how long we went? Fourteen twelve, sixteen minutes? All right, we nailed then, yea sixteen minutes in time for a coughing fit. So that's it. We will see you tomorrow for the Minnesota. Goodbye. Send your emails to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.

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