Portable Charger Rules
Southwest has new rules for portable chargers and Darren has some questions. We also discuss this summer's hottest trend: diaper shorts!
May 23, 2025•44 min•Ep. 1438
Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things
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Chewy The Meth Raccoon
This episode features two completely different stories of selfies gone horribly wrong, the return of The Ground Round and a raccoon with a meth pipe. Enjoy!
May 09, 2025•42 min•Ep. 1437
Fake Sea Captain
This episode features piracy on the high seas, noodle threats and a visit from a flying alien/demon creature. So yeah, pretty standard stuff.
Mar 03, 2025•42 min•Ep. 1436
Wild Parties And Gross Days At Work
This episode features tales of wild parties and super gross days on the job with an assist from stand-up comic Leslie Mitchell.
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 1435
Spank On Ice
Spank joins us to talk about his latest career opportunity. There's a Hallmark Christmas Movie drinking game that might just save Christmas this year. We discuss projected food trends for 2025!
Dec 13, 2024•58 min•Ep. 1434
A Round of Sausage
This episode features good advice, sketchy zookeepers and an unusual holiday tree. Listen to the entire episode and then treat yourself to a round of sausage.
Nov 27, 2024•42 min•Ep. 1433
Beck And Woods
Filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods join us in studio to discuss their new movie Heretic.
Nov 08, 2024•51 min•Ep. 1432
12 Ft Disco Skeleton
Just in time for Halloween! Tales of giant skeletons, man-eating monsters and a device that lets you communicate through your dreams!
Oct 18, 2024•37 min•Ep. 1431
The Gator Keeper
This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast begins and ends with Florida stories. There's an insane symmetry here that we hope you'll enjoy.
Sep 20, 2024•44 min•Ep. 1430
Team Building
These five stories all involve plans that go horribly wrong. Remember what Darren always says, "It's not enough to have a plan. Have a GOOD plan."
Aug 30, 2024•57 min•Ep. 1429
Giant Pop-Tart
Imagine a Pop-Tart 73x bigger than the ones you can buy at the store. A South Carolina family feuds over chicken and an Olympic diver makes unfortunate history.
Aug 09, 2024•44 min•Ep. 1428
These Japanese Gymnasts Are HURTING
One of Japan's elite gymnasts was kicked of the Olympic team for smoking. Florida Man enjoys a late night snack at a Walgreens. Party invites have confusing dress codes.
Jul 23, 2024•50 min•Ep. 1427
A Stinky Situation
A manure truck crashed in a Connecticut neighborhood and a local resident could "literally" see its tires! We also learn about Salisbury Steak Days and a new flavor of Mountain Dew not available in stores.
Jun 28, 2024•53 min•Ep. 1426
The Lonely Pittsburgh Plumber
This episode covers one plumber's challenging workload, the Joey Chestnut hot dog controversy and Alternating Currents comedy lineup with festival organizer/local comedian Chris Schlichting.
Jun 14, 2024•52 min•Ep. 1425
Attack Of The Feral Chickens
This week we learned about feral chickens, cruise ship cancelation policies and expensive dog costumes.
May 31, 2024•52 min•Ep. 1424
Dave's Got Olympic Fever
This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things features transatlantic portals, regional slang and Olympic Village hanky-panky.
May 17, 2024•51 min•Ep. 1423
Sour Patch Oreos
This review of Dave & Darren In The Morning includes an unlikely snack pairing, a meteorologist with alleged anger issues and a big McChange.
May 03, 2024•46 min•Ep. 1422
Pickleball Power Hour
A new facial regimen seems kind of fishy to us. Pickleball is a great way to meet potential lovers. Your doorbell might just be the next RoboCop.
Apr 19, 2024•8 min•Ep. 1420
This Gas Station Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A get rich quick scheme ends with lost legs and jail time. Don't bring a banana to a pipe fight.
Mar 28, 2024•50 min•Ep. 1419
Who Wants Hot Dogs?
This review features a history of The Weinermobile, nude bowling and product placement in a galaxy far, far way.
Mar 08, 2024•50 min•Ep. 1418
A Chocolate Fantasy Like Never Before
A real life Willy Wonka experience somehow ends up being more disappointing than the movie. A Florida man has 150 bugs removed from his nose.
Mar 01, 2024•48 min•Ep. 1417
667:Head Transplant
David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year.
Feb 21, 2024•44 min•Season 1Ep. 161
Sexy Build A Bear
This episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.
Feb 16, 2024•46 min•Ep. 1416
When's The Boss?
This week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? reboot.
Feb 02, 2024•59 min•Ep. 1415
The Secret Show
A new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions.
Jan 23, 2024•59 min•Ep. 1414
Kitchen Treasure Hunter
Some men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well.
Jan 16, 2024•51 min•Ep. 1413
The Underwater Sneeze
Why are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robbery? We'll answer all these questions and more!
Dec 20, 2023•52 min•Ep. 1412
The Christmas Possum
This episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some more unpopular opinions.
Dec 08, 2023•50 min•Ep. 1411
Who Touched Darren’s Num-Nums?
This episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We were SO close to the Florida trifecta this week!
Dec 01, 2023•43 min•Ep. 1410
Make Your Own Dentures
On this episode we learn about self-dentistry, a terrible first date and chat with filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods about the opening of Davenport's The Last Picture House.
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 1409
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