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Here is another world famous cranky call from Darren Wackhead, something that's ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
Okay, so you know this guy, he's got a bit of an issue. He bars the table and now not happy with the table. Okay, diningham table.
Sure, and those things can be expensed.
So tell me about it, tell me about so buzz this thing and now he's taking it back.
So yes, Biers regret too.
No no, no, no, no no, he said this thing wasn't wasn't it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
Because so he's got.
A stain on it now, okay, all right, so he's like, no, no, no, no, you take it back and you fix this. Okay.
So now.
Look, there's there's there's a there's an outstanding of mancha which he's refusing to pay. So what would you do as a as a shop owner? What do you do well to recover costs? I sell the product?
Wait what which product?
His product?
Yes, the product in the man's house.
No, no, he's taking it back to the right. That's standard practice, isn't it?
Of course standard?
And is this a self inflicted wound or not? You're about to find out.
It well, work, it all work.
Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold and I'm gonna give him a call. Okay, I'm looking for mister Ahmat.
My name is Pierre. I'm calling you from.
Backer and StarCraft. I'm taking over the account from Valencia, so we can't not put a cost to the repair.
Oh, then I think I call my lawyer. It is not my problem. I can tell you myself.
So listener, let me tell.
You what people see the table twenty years ago. Yes, and then table I can show you in studying lup coverly in your lives. Well, I think what we do. I took some photos before before the table went to you, and I think I knew a sound like this is gonna be it. And now through this I got my evident hot evidence. I can't play for the table ten thousand n and look at the table, not even after six months.
We can't be held responsible for you putting hot stuffs on a bay table.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, you got it wrong. Songs lesson. But I'm trying to tell you, mister pears. Yes, if you you why is food you put it into a container? Yes, to make sure that the table, Profice, and.
Which you obviously didn't do.
Okay, you're telling me I didn't do it. Yes, you're seeing now, mister Pears. I'm so stupid to take ten thousand in like that. I'm not yesterdays guy, Master Pears.
Sorry, I can't let me do a test right now.
I'm here by the table. I've made a hot cup of coffee.
Listen, there you go. I put it on the table. Why two, three, four, five? Nothing, there's no marks.
No, that's nonsense. Tell me now did you tell me now that did I make?
You're just mistreating this like a stray dog. In fact, you don't deserve to have such a nice product in your house.
How can you do that?
I can make a six minute come and see my ant of the house, because table that your interneath.
If I come to my and then then you can see yourself. No, then I think I can the table and at court finish.
You can't take it till you pay.
No, No, why are you coming now?
Tell me?
You tell me nothing? Not listen, I'm coming through. I'm coming through to fixing now.
Okay, we will do one of two things.
We will either resell the table to recoup the costs or we will just destroy it.
I've got a buyer in the shop right now for the table.
You do you share? You tell you? I'm warning you now. Can you do tell my table?
Can you? Hello?
Sir?
Yes, how can I help you? You want the table? Okay, I'll give it you for two thousand men came to twelve seat. It's beautiful.
You want it?
Okay, it's yours.
There you go, Gulam, Yes, don't worry about it is gone.
Sorry, I'm gonna I'm coming to know you now.
It's curious. Now now he's gonna go to the fact is man.
Hello as talking mat It's uh, it's pears.
Yeah, what your problem to me?
Please, I'm gonna wait for you now.
So okay, hold on one sake? Hello, coolumb it's wicked SUPs And how are you.
Take your.
Mom?
You don't know now, I don't know what you.
Have a check to your wife. She's on the line with me.
From Yeah, that shows you you can also be drenched. Okay, thanks so much. Okay,