Here we go, we go. Here is another senseless survey from Darren Wackheads Simps then on KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings. All right, let's let's have some numbers team, all right, I start with you shouldn't how many senseless survey questions? Okay? Nine questions? Nine? Wow? Is that subs? Nine? Wow? For means you think for nine? Nine? Go? Nine? You're a winner today? Produce of bread nine nine tickets to Kday this weekend. Yes, yes, you do, well done. You know
what I'm going to give you. I'm gonna give you. I'm going to upgrade you to your v RP backstage cost incredible, thank you, thank you only the best. First, I wouldn't mind ice cream once a week for a year at small ice cream van as well. Say well that that could be yours? It could it could, by the way, because I'm not going to be here. I'm I'm off on Wednesday for a couple of weeks. Okay, So I gave my VP backstage pass to our head
of security. All right, what do you mean how like as in the Simpson household or Prime Media's head of security. I have I am head of security at my house. I'm head of security. Right when there's a noise in the night, I'm going to investigate. If there's something happening outside, I go and investigate. All right, But our head of security at pre Media Kim Kim. Yes, Kim and her twin sister. Oh is she in? Yes? So I've said to her, but there's a condition if I give you
my tickets. She's got to go up on stage with you guys with a with a mask. That's scary. Okay, You're not gonna stand there. So I hope Kim is ready to lead the karaoke this year. Well she must, so please be kind to her and look after her, all right, because she looks after us Monday to Friar okay, and Brandon Lee on weekends and nights. Okay, So listen nine questions. You all nailed it on the WhatsApp telephone.
No more take is there. This is where I ask a very very important questions about about about life, the world and everything in between, okay, And they need answering. So I find up a random person and I get the best that I can out of them. Good morning, ma'am. I'm aging three one six. I'm calling you from the senseless beer bh, ma'am, I just got a couple questions to ask you for your country. Let me take thirty
seconds of your time. Okay. Do you know that if you have a teenager, you are not a mom or a dad. You are an embarrassment? Wo uh dear, if you didn't know how old you were, how old would you say you are? I'd say I feel about twenty one? Okay? And how old are you? Sercy? Okay? Do your fingers only exist to let you know when to stop grating cheese? No? No, no, they don't, ma'am. Who is the guy who looked straight at a purple onion and said, we're gonna call this
a red onion? I have no clue, ma'am. Have you ever been too tired to get up and go pee, but too full of pea to fall asleep? M battle every night? Have you ever filled an hour glass with mayonnaise just to make time go by more slowly? No? Our baby on board car stickers just people saying to the world I've done it. I suppose we can say that, why does the word syllable have three syllables? Okay, I'll be almost done, because it's like more than seconds Okay.
If Maybeline can make our lashes look four times longer, why aren't they in the condom making industry yet? No clues they should be. She gave you a kiggle before she put down very We've got We've got some decent answers. There interesting questions. How old would you be if you didn't know your age? I don't know. I always I always feel like I'm in my twenties. I don't look like I'm in my twenties, but I feel like mentally my mental age because my instinct would be to choose
the happiest time. Some people would choose where they felt like, maybe the strongest store. The twenties. You you, you're free. The pressure is not on yet. Yeah, you know your thirties. You've got to find broke it broke thirties. A switch flips and you gotta go. Okay, I gotta start taking this thing called life seriously. Twenties you've got a lot of wiggle room. You can bump your head a few times. You can make a lot of mistakes and it's all fine. Make a mistake in your fifties. Oh, it's a bit
more serious because I'm actually twenty thirties is great. I feel early thirties yeah, but feeling early thirties yeah, are ely thirties for me. This is a real old people conversation, you know, twenties. People in their twenties have never had this conversation. How do you feel? Twelve? Okay, that was your senseless survey.