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Speaker 1

Gooday. I'm calling you as a valued customer. Yeah, so I wanting to let you know about the fantastic offer we've got currently at this moment. What contract are you currently on, mister Tony. I'm sorry to talk one thousand the fact that you've currently got a contract. Hello, gooday, mister Tony. Sorry the signal seemed to dropped out there. We apologize for that, sir, so as I was saying, they talk one thousand package that you're on, very good package.

But the real interest here is converting you to Are you already got a two contracts? I'm I have two phones and two contracts. Well say, some people have two phones, but enough. I've got a gun in my one pocket, I've got a knot in my other pocket, and I've got keys in the other pocket, and I've got a fund space for one for not two phons. Okay, so

I totally understand. No, No, I'm not interested, Thanks, buddy, I spend enough money with the excuse me, sir, No, I'm saying, hello, if you just give me a little bit more time, I can convert you. I promise you. You can't convert me, Yes, sir, can convince me. You mean listen someone else. I'm not interested. Okay, my name is not Buddy. My name's Pravesh. That is correct, sir. No proves not sunshine. Don't play with me, buddy. Do you just want to relax just a little bit? Okay?

You know what. I would appreciate your cooperation and just chilling out a bit, please, sir. I think I need to play you something just to help you relax just a little bit, so you can just leave me alone. I just listened to this, please, sir, if you can just listen to calm you down, this little canuck listen to soothe your mind me music? So did that calm you down at all? Listen? If you find me back, I'll find out to your honor. Okay, so you sound too much of angry. Let me play some other music.

Just take a listen and chill pil chill pills. What do you want? Don't you understand English? I can understand English perfectly. Of well, I just was hoping to get you at a more relaxed state. We maybe yeah your voice. Let's so you must understand my training teaches me to turn a no into a yes, sir, Because so if you are angry, I've got some better music I can play you if you learn me music. One more tim, I just put the phone down so you can do what you want. Just think you're going into a nice

quiet place. Hey, if you're playing music now, ye, just listen to this nice beautiful music will soothe you. Would you prefer the nice soothing dolphins sounds? Hold on, I'm just gonna play a bit of music. Hey, okay, if you just coup, if you just calm down, I'll play you some nice dolphins sounds that normally works. You don't understand me. I don't want to hear your music. No, shut it. Listen to the dolphins. You use a nice soothing ocean sounds. You're gonna yes, just come down, Hey,

just leave me alone. So I'm gonna play another little piece of music. Hey, no, say, this music is not for you. Just put the phone down. Okay, So tell me about your music.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna put the pune down to.

Speaker 1

You, okay, so just listen this time. This music is not for you. It's for me. Okay. I just need to come to no then I can continue talking. I need to calm myself down quickly because I'm comb your top down and then find me back and then I can see you again. I'm going into a nice quiet place and time. It's a lovely world that I'm sitting in. I'm about to Yes, all solve your problem? Yes, okay, now we can continue our conversing. Hello, Tony, it's wor since it How are you my man? Yes, I am

your buddy, Alex set you up. I was wondering, now, who's this? Listen?

Speaker 2

I do my telemarketing course on Mondays and Tuesdays every week on how to turn and know into a yes.

Speaker 1

Great song selections by the way, Well.

Speaker 2

You know, sometimes you need to just calm the customer down. And what better way than with music and dolphins. If all else flails flails and fail, pop this into their ears.

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