MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News Terror At 350 Degrees Fahrenheit After a temperature alarm went off on board a 747 over the Irish Sea, pilots arranged an emergency landing at Heathrow to off board their passengers and treat any injuries from what they were sure was a fire on board. When they opened the cabin, they got the shock of their lives! Strange Lights - UFOs or UAVs? People all over the USA are reporting seeing lights in unpopulated areas - not up in the sky, but hovering near the ground. Are the...
Apr 11, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News Clowns Continued Adding to the strange appearances of creepy clowns around the world, Staten Island has now begun encountering its own spooky balloon-toting specter… Police are investigating reports from frightened citizens. Check out the video below and let us know your thoughts via the Contact Us page here at darkhallow.tv! NOTE: Click Here for video (Video has been moved to separate page due to the ads automatically playing.) Canadian Interceptors Break Up UFO Formatio...
Mar 28, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News Battle In The Cornfield What happens when pro-agriculture science and pro-natural-balance activists collide? Will one of the most useful crops be wiped from the surface of the Earth? JONNY And The Rubik's Cube Spine A new development in the field of Robotics is being introduced in some chiropractic offices - a machine dubbed "JONNY" (pronounced Johnny) that grabs hold of the human body and works it, quite literally, like a Rubik's Cube! Watch ou...
Mar 21, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News The Sawtooth Ghost Flock In a little town called Sawtooth, residents are experiencing a true horror from the skies in the form of glowing cement-like deposits of awful from an invisible source... Clowning Around Something sinister… in the form of creepy clowns with bunches of balloons and a seeming desire to take children and bicycles (and lives?) from passers-by… is happening in Manchester. What are people supposed to do when there is a clown i...
Mar 14, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL News Master Selfie The so-called master of self-defeating prophecy, Master Selfie out of Boston, has now made a prediction that could ruin his sterling reputation for predicting things that could never come to pass or things so obviously true that they required no psychic ability whatsoever. Java Djinn? In the competitive single-serve coffee business, some brands may have turned to the occult to get an edge on their competition. A listener email sparks some discuss...
Mar 07, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News The Cowabunga Croc Australian beach-goers had to share the waves with an unexpected surfboarding visitor of the reptilian variety. The Firefighting Exorcist What do you get when you feed a rabbit to a possibly possessed chimney? A visit from your friendly firefighting exorcist… at least in this case! IAF Scrambles To Cover UFO Incident The Indian Air Force claims that the reason they cleared all commercial and private air traffic between an IAF military airfield and the P...
Feb 28, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News Ultrasonic Reality Repeller PASS scientists are assisting a Utah-based pest control company in determining exactly what is going on with a piece of equipment that, when switched on, causes odd and impossible things to happen in the vicinity. The Werewolf In Brazil Check out this footage recently captured in Brazil! Is it a werewolf on the loose? Brazilian authorities believe so, and for that reason they've established curfews and taken other measures to protect the public...
Feb 21, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News The Flight Of The Yeti Did packs of wild yeti migrate into the southeast United States during the past week's winter storm? If the accounts from travelers caught out in the near white-out conditions (in some areas) are to be believed, then YES! The Mysterious M.I.N.G.s Have YOU been visited by the Men In Neon Green over the past week? If you have, then the odds are that you wouldn't even remember it. If you've seen the M.I.N.G.s visiting others in your neighborhood, then ...
Feb 14, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News The Cthulhu Flasher Reports of a white male flasher stalking shady public areas in Portland Oregon of late are not exactly exaggerated… in fact, our sources within the Portland PD suggest that the descriptions of the perpetrator being human are not exactly correct. The Sea Star Affliction Is it radiation, pollutants, or some unknown disease causing large numbers of starfish - an important component in our oceanic ecosystem - to rip themselves in twain? Ghost Hunter to Hun...
Feb 07, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL News In The Grip Of Winter With lines of communication down at the Darkhallow Cabin, Jay Rosell and Michael Darkhallow have reached out to the spirit world for the inside scoop on this week's strange and entertaining paranormal news from around the world! Beams From Above A young skydiver survives a fall of 3000 ft to the earth without the aid of a properly deployed parachute. Did a strange shape visible in the sky at the incident contribute to the event, and in wh...
Jan 31, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News 2014 Predictions! What do the future months of 2014 hold for us all? The DHP crew knows… and you can too by listening in! Saved By The Bars Several girl scouts wandering door to door and selling a combination of their cookies and a box of Bible Bars (a christian-oriented candy bar) were miraculously saved from a runaway bus by the box of sweets. If only the bus driver were so lucky! Mars Rocks For The Masses In the aftermath of a white rock's my...
Jan 24, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD 2013 Program Of The Year Your votes are in, and we announce the winners for your favorite topics discussed on DHP over the course of 2013! Whats more, here are links to DHP programs where we discussed each topic so that you can easily go back and listen to your favorites, and the favorites of your fellow listeners, one more time: Category: Cryptid / Strange Creature Of The Year WINNER: Slenderman 2nd Place: The Slobberer 3rd Place: The Sheepsquatch C...
Jan 10, 2014
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News Operation Dead Mouse Drop The US Military is air-dropping dead rodents (complete with tissue paper parachutes) over it's own bases in Guam recently in the first part of a large scale operation with a budget of 8 million US dollars. The reason? Tune in to hear all about it! Winter Proof That splashing in the NY city sewers may not be what you expect - we discuss why there are actual military troops patrolling beneath the New York streets looking for an all new, and extra-c...
Dec 13, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News The Shadow Being Behind You Have you ever felt like something is watching you? Like something is standing just behind… watching over your shoulder? Do you believe in Shadow People or Guardian Angels? A new study out of the University of Louisianna touches on all of these things… and asks the question: What if luck isn't just being lucky after all? Evil Stalks These Halls An abandoned and rotting orphanage in Arizona sits at the center of a fires...
Dec 06, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News The Cyclopsean Manuscript Russian archaeologists have dug up what first appeared to be an ancient stone tablet… but what secrets have, so far, been uncovered that rock the foundation of what we know about Earth's history? New Breed Of Pygmy Hippos In a patch of rainforest only recently discovered, a new type of Hippo has been found that breaks all the rules that you thought applied to Hippos. LAPD Zombie Scare The Los Angeles police have begun spreading around videos they...
Nov 29, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News Zombie Checkpoint Recent "voluntary" (some might say illegal) traffic stops made by the TSA in south Texas in the past week may have, in fact, been a super-secret attempt to detect the infectious zombie virus heading north from the border... Meat Mummies An alternative theory regarding the mer-mummy discussed last week in light of recent discoveries that certain egyptian burial practices called for the inclusion of a humanoid food supply within their tomb. A Whale Of A Wo...
Nov 22, 2013
Hosts: MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News Robotic Suicide What happens when a technologically advanced robot is required to spend all of its time vacuuming a small apartment? Biocentrist Professor Proves Afterlife Using the power of quantum physics and the ideas of Biocentrism, a prominent professor in the field of proving the afterlife has… proven the afterlife! Tune in for details. The Hollow Moon Scientists have put their finger on the cause of our moon's near surface being much more scarred than the fa...
Nov 15, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW News The 666 Bib Kentucky student assigned the number 666 in a track meet refused to run wearing the biblically ominous digits. Was it the right decision? Six-Tailed Comet Baffles Astronomers monitoring asteroid P/2013 P5 moving through our solar system have been puzzled over the shimmering jets, like comet tails, that shoot out of it as it changes trajectory on its way across the heavens. Is it truly just an asteroid? Gloucestershire 999 Calls have been flooding into 999 emer...
Nov 08, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News Noah's Deathtrap The shipwrecked remnants of what may be Noah's Ark has been found, but looks startlingly like an animal graveyard... Fire Sprites On The Inside A previously declared death by Spontaneous Human Combustion appears to now be confirmed not to have been SHC at all… but a severe case of sprite-induced heartburn. Massive Silent Fang Recall In a strange twist, a large manufacturer of wax vampire fangs is frantically trying to recall the...
Nov 01, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL News The English Dragon Reports of a dragon (no, really - a living dragon!) flying over England recently have *not* been exaggerated in the slightest. The Bear Truth About Yeti New DNA evidence has come forth linking the mysterious snow-dwelling Yeti as close kin to a prehistoric species of polar bear. Are the Yeti an evolutionary descent from bears? Aussie Scientists Strike It Rich Researchers in Australia have discovered fruit of a different kind while researchin...
Oct 25, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL News The Truth About DHP 10/11/2013 Michael tells what actually stopped the show from being recorded last week - a tale of a very special guest, Big Brother, Men in Black, and Government Shutdown. Listen in to hear why Michael was too afraid to record the program, and why the stated reason for the missed episode was "illness". Bovine Yoga When you put a Dairy Bar and a Yoga Studio in the same place, unusual events can occur. That's what the operators of such an est...
Oct 18, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News Jelly-Being Attack After numerous sightings of a UFO near Sweden, swedish nuclear reactors have been forced to shut down due to unusual events that haven't been reported since 2011... Note: You can see typical news coverage of this topic here . Psycho-Tropics What do you get when you mix a government with desire to control the minds of its population, a secret tropical isle not found on any map, and a little bit of soil from another planet? Tune...
Oct 04, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD NEWS The Haunted Hats Does Queen Elizabeth have a problem with a pesky poltergeist inhabiting her hats? Or does just inhabit her hat room? And who are the persons unknown paying visits to root out the source of the disturbances? Listen in and find out! The Northampton Clown A strange and potentially sinister figure has been spotted repeatedly, and only for brief periods, in Northampton... Is it a mere mortal masquerading for fun? Or is something more...
Sep 27, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL DHP Bloopers and Memorable Moments Tonight's program is a special one, airing commercials, Occult Corner Questions, and many more outtakes that never made it to the released DHP programs. Commentary by Michael and Jay… Enjoy!
Sep 20, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL Friday The 13th Extravaganza Jay Rosell reveals why the world gets so strange around Fridays the 13th… News The Falling Man A startling image released by NASA shows the figure of a man falling from above on a recent rocket launch. Is NASA's proclamation of "this is a frog" to be believed? Is it a frog as NASA claims, or a falling human? Strange Mechanical Insect Discovered An insect has the world of espionage abuzz with the discovery of man-made mechanical componen...
Sep 13, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News Plant With A Thousand Lives The Corpse Plant is no longer simply using it's corpulent bad odor to attract flies and assorted nasty insects… but has also begun to trap and then digest them with a sticky secreted glaze whose recipe hearkens to the chemical makeup of a particular virus responsible for zombification... USOs Of Another Kind A never-before-documented variety of USO (typically the S is for Submerged) sighting has occurred… where the S ...
Sep 06, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL News Megameasles Outbreak Everything, it seems, truly is bigger in Texas - including the measles, an affliction that was thought to be eradicated with the advent of it's vaccination decades ago. However, in the wake of a certain mega-church preaching the evils of vaccination, more than twenty people have become critically infected with this relic of a disease from the mid-1900's… and the church is blaming science! One Million Engineered Super-Bugs A bug-farm in Chi...
Aug 30, 2013
Michael Darkhallow delivers the news that, due to circumstances beyond his control, there will be no DHP program this week. The team will return next week for a two-weeks-worth-of-news session on Friday.
Aug 23, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL News A Ghostly Borealis Relatively new findings change the way that science understands how the so-called "northern lights" are understood, and raise troubling questions about if we're really alone when we head out for a stroll underneath the moon and stars. Death By Telekinesis After an investigation spanning years, a report from Turkish officials places the blame for a spate of suicides in 2006 and 2007 on those individuals with telekinetic abilities. Were they a...
Aug 16, 2013
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD News Subway Sharks Something fishy is going on in New York City, as a shark was discovered to have died due to asphyxiation (lack of breathable water) when an unexpected delay in the subway traffic stretched arrival times beyond it's limits... Specters Spook Stockholm, Pockets Picked In Stockholm Sweden, a creepy crowd of ghostly gowned figures are attracting attention… so much attention, in fact, that they come away not noticing that their pockets w...
Aug 09, 2013
