After trashing King's Landing and murdering all the innocent townsfolk they could get their blades into, the Unsullied execute captured soldiers. Tyrion finds his siblings dead, conveniently toward the top of a pile of rubble. Daenerys throws a Nuremberg Rally. Tyrion says fuck this and is thrown in jail. Arya and Tyrion each essentially tell Jon that he should kill his girlfriend. Jon finds Daenerys admiring the Iron Throne and tenderly, sadly kills her. Drogon throws a fit, torches the Iron Th...
Aug 11, 2019•45 min•Ep. 43
Dany executes Varys. Jon won't show her any love, but still swears fealty. Tyrion hopes for a relatively peaceful surrender and frees Jaime to try to engineer it. Dany blows shit up. The Hound talks some sense into Arya, who then struggles through the mayhem of King's Landing falling down around her. Cleganebowl is satisfying. Jaime kills Euron, who is conveniently in his path en route to Cersei. He finds her in despair, leads her to the depths of the Red Keep and they are buried beneath it. Jon...
May 15, 2019•48 min•Ep. 42
The survivors in the North mourn their dead, burning them on funeral pyres. During a somber feast, Daenerys names Gendry Lord of Storm's End to great huzzahs. He then seeks out Arya and proposes to her, but she says thanks but no thanks. Jaime and Brienne hook up, much to Tormund's dismay. Daenerys begs Jon to keep his true parentage under wraps. Bronn arrives to demand Highgarden in exchange for not killing Jaime and Tyrion. Daenerys is ready to go fuck up King's Landing to put an end to Cersei...
May 08, 2019•50 min•Ep. 41
The Dead arrive at Winterfell and relentlessly slaughter the defenders, pushing their way over the walls. Before all hell breaks loose Melisandre arrives, sets the Dothraki's arakhs ablaze, inspiring them all to charge off and die instantly. This alarms Daenerys, who takes to the air with Drogon to go burn some baddies. What follows is a confused, hazy, dark slog of death and defeat. Jon and Daenerys engage the Night King on dragonback in mid air, enveloped by snowstorm. Lyanna Mormont and Beric...
May 02, 2019•46 min•Ep. 40
Jaime is more or less put on trial for murdering Daenerys' father, but Brienne vouches for him, and Sansa says 'as long as we got a voucher'. Jaime later apologizes to Bran for pushing him out the window, but Bran says 'whatevs'. Tyrion is in the doghouse with Daenerys for being outsmarted by Cersei, but Jorah vouches for him. Daenerys tries to bond with Sansa over their mutual affection for for Jon, but blows it by not answering Sansa's question about the North's independence. Theon, Edd, Tormu...
Apr 23, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 39
All the heroes converge upon Winterfell and learn the White Walkers have broken through the Wall with an undead dragon. Sansa and the Northern lords are suspicious of Daenerys and don't believe the Lannisters are sending reinforcements. At King's Landing, Euron delivers the Golden Company, then gets it on with Cersei. Qyburn instructs Bronn that Cersei orders him to kill Tyrion and Jaime, if they should survive the coming war. Theon rescues Yara, who sails to reclaim the Iron Islands. Jon reunit...
Apr 21, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 38
Almost all the major players converge on the dragon pit to negotiate an armistice. The hound opens up the wight's crate, who is shy at first, then lunges for Cersei's face. Euron pretends to bow out, and Cersei says she'll agree to help defeat the Night King if Jon promises to keep the North out of the eventual war for the Iron Throne. Jon cannot tell a lie and says he's already bent the knee to Daenerys. Cersei says fuck you then and storms off. Tyrion risks his life by visiting Cersei on his o...
Sep 03, 2017•58 min•Ep. 37
Arya reminisces about her dad, then confronts Sansa about the letter she found. Sansa rifles through Arya's stuff and finds faces. Tyrion tells Daenerys to play it cool with Cersei. The ranging party gets their asses kicked by the undead beyond the wall. Gendry runs all the way back to Eastwatch, has them send a raven to Daenerys, who mounts a rescue, dragon-style. After they torch plenty of undead the Night King casually throws an ice spear and slays a dragon. Daenerys gets away with everyone b...
Aug 23, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 36
Jaime and Bronn resurface from the abyss safely out of sight of their enemies and return to King's Landing. Daenerys disregards Tyrion's counsel and toasts some Tarlys. Jon pets Drogon under Dany's admiring gaze. Jorah shows up and gets a hug from his Khaleesi. Bran wargs into a murder of crows and sees the Night King's horde on the march. Ravens are dispatched. Davos smuggles Tyrion into King's Landing, where he meets with Jaime and offers an armistice. Jaime passes this on to Cersei, who surpr...
Aug 16, 2017•42 min•Ep. 35
Arya returns to Winterfell, where she is told by the guards to fuck off, but eventually is reunited with Sansa in the crypt. Later she spars with Brienne, revealing her badassitude. Bran says see ya to Meera. Littlefinger gifts the Valyrian steel dagger to Bran, who seems unimpressed, but later imparts it to Arya, seeming to be aware the course of events this has set in motion. The emissary from the Iron Bank reminds Cersei bitch better have my money, while Jamie and Bronn escort the loot train ...
Aug 09, 2017•47 min•Ep. 34
Jon arrives at Dragonstone, where he comes face-to-face with Daenerys. She wants him to bend the knee. Jon asks for help to fight the Night King and the Army of the Dead. Daenerys is baffled. Melisandre skips town, but says "I'll be back". Bran arrives at Winterfell and creeps Sansa the fuck out. Euron delivers his prize to Cersei, who indicates they can marry once they win the war. Cersei gives Tyene a poisok Kiss and condemns Ellaria to watch her die. Jorah demonstrates his remarkable recovery...
Aug 05, 2017•53 min•Ep. 33
Daenerys sends the sea snakes on Yara's fleet to gather the forces of Dorne, sends the Unsullied to attack Casterly Rock and plans a siege of King's Landing. She has a heart-to-heart with Varys, warning him to be more honest and loyal than he has proved to past Kings. Melisandre shows up to pitch her flexible prophecy. Grey Worm and Missandei share a touching, and naked, farewell. Cersei tries to woo the bannermen of Highgarden to her side to repel the foreign invaders. Qyburn invents the ballis...
Jul 29, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 32
Seven be praised, Game Of Thrones is back and so are we! The new season kicks off with a killer cold open featuring Arya, followed by a lot of table setting. We get a good look at where are the surviving major characters are and what their motivations are. Jon, Sansa, Littlefinger, Tormund, Brienne and Pod at Castle Black. Oh yeah, and Bran and Meera arrive there as well. Bran's reunion with his siblings didn't make the cut this week, but surely we'll see that next time. Cersei and Jamie have an...
Jul 21, 2017•56 min•Ep. 31
The season ends with a bang as the High Sept of Baelor gets blown up wildfire style. Cersei takes the Iron Throne after wiping out all her enemies. Tommen goes emo and takes a plunge. Dany dumps Daario, makes Tyrion Hand of the Queen, and departs with her fleet. Arya shows off her faceless girl skills and wipes Walder Frey off her list. Varys pops up to recruit Dorne and Highgarden to Dany's cause. The North is moved by Lady Mormont to name Jon the King in the North. Littlefinger sulks. Bran has...
Jul 01, 2016•1 hr 13 min
Epic. Jon leads his coalition of loyal troops to face off against the Boltons in a last ditch effort to reclaim Winterfell, and just about everybody dies in the ensuing battle. Too bad Rickon never learned to serpentine. Littlefinger's Army of the Vale swoops in at the last possible second to save the lives of Jon and Tormund. Wun Wun is felled by arrows after smashing open Winterfell's gate. Ramsay comes to regret starving his hounds. Oh and Dany and her dragons get the best of the Masters of S...
Jun 22, 2016•55 min
Arya graduates early from Faceless Man U. The Hound joins the Brotherhood without Banners. Jaime achieves a bloodless coup at Riverrun. Brienne fails in her mission to recruit the Blackfish, but gets to keep Oathkeeper as a consolation prize. Bronn plays grab-ass with Pod. Tommen takes trial by combat off the table. Qyburn and Cersei have a lead on a useful rumor.
Jun 15, 2016•45 min
The Hound returns, and chops lots of wood. Jaime puts some Freys in their place by taking over their pitiful siege. The Blackfish is unimpressed. Edmure Tully is grateful to not be hanged. Yara tells Theon he needs to man up. Sansa, Jon and Davos start recruiting troops to take back Winterfell. Arya runs afoul of the Waif.
Jun 08, 2016•58 min
Sam and Gilly find no thrill up on Horn Hill, but they do come away with some valyrian steel. The High Sparrow gains the upper hand, with Tommen sitting in the palm. Exit Hodor, enter Coldhands. Dany appeals to her base by demonstrating her riding skills.
Jun 01, 2016•1 hr 3 min
No more Hodor. But wow, there was great Night King & White Walkers vs. Children of the Forest action. Sansa gives Littlefinger a verbal smackdown, then hatches a plan to retake the North with Jon. The Kingsmoot happens. Jorah and Dany share a touching moment.
May 25, 2016•1 hr 3 min
I'm afraid there's a drop in the audio quality of this one, but it's still listenable. Lots to talk about. Jon Snow doesn't even step foot out of Castle Black before Sansa arrives to pull him back in. Brienne tells Melisandre and Ser Davos of Stannis' fate. Margaery pays Loras a visit, who is not faring well in his cell. Cersei and Jaime come to terms with Lady Olenna and Ser Kevan. Ramsay pulls off another despicable act, and that's a wrap on Osha. Theon gets a chilly homecoming.
May 20, 2016•1 hr 1 min
