Ohkay, no, I don't mind. I actually like the rain. That's why I came out here. Trust me. If I didn't like the rain, I would not be out here right now, come take a seat. Well, I was just just watching everyone go about their lives, boring, I know, right, you can always join me. It's quite peaceful. I'm not gonna catch a cold. I'll be fine. I'm actually not cold at all. Really. Yeah, but wet does an equal cold, right or does it? Should? It? Should? I be cold
right now? No? No, no, but then you'll be cold if you no. No, it's fine. Really, I'm fine. Oh okay, okay, fine, thank you. Let me just put this on. Thank you? What if I don't want to put the hood up. I don't want to put the hood up. I like the rain. Okay, fine, I can't exactly say no if you've already done it, can I? Well? Thank you. It was very kind of you, even though you really didn't have to. But now, what if you're cold? I'm not cold. I can see it. You already have goosebumps. You don't
have to light to me. Aha, I knew it. Come over here, No, seriously, there's plenty of room next to me just coming over here. Okay, now, I know this is going to sound strange, but put your hands under my hoodie, well under your hoodie, under the hoody that we share now apparently, just trust me, put them in there. It'll keep them warm. Okay, good, there we go. We'll just wrap them up. Yeah, now, keep them in there because that will keep your fingers nice and toasty. Don't
want you catching a cold, now, do we? Yeah? Yeah? So anyway, what made you come out here? Yeah? But you know that I don't mind being alone, right, I mean, I don't mind the company either. I'm not saying you shouldn't have come out here. I'm quite glad you did. Yeah, everything's fine. Why would it not be? Is it so strange that I just like to watch the world? That is true? Okay, maybe i've been I've just had a
lot on my mind recently. I guess I've just been trying to get it all in order in my head and just kind of I don't know, I honestly don't know. I just thought it'd be nice. It'd be a nice change of scenery from sitting at my computer all day. The park, I suppose we could go there, m but at the same time, I kind of like, I kind of like the comfort of my own home, you know, But if you want to go to the park, then feel free. You can go to the park. I won't
stop you. Okay, thank you. I appreciate you being here. You know something I like to do when I'm sat on the balcony and you can see all the people down below, I like to make up like I like to make up scenarios of what their day has been like and what it's going to beel like. I don't know it. It sounds really stupid when I say it out loud, but I know what it means. Like for example, that woman in the red coat down there, she looks like she's just been to the coffee shop, clearly because
she's got a coffee in her hand. She's just been to the coffee shop, and she's just had a really hard day at work, and she cannot wait to go home to her two cats. She's a single mother of two cats. That's gonna be me one day and she's gonna go home. She's gonna kick her feet up by the fire, put on her pajamas, maybe watch one of those soppy romance movies before she goes to bed at about ten pm ready for work the next day. That's kind of a daily routine. I'm guessing what. You don't
get all of that. I do. I get those vibes. You should try it. Just pick a random person. Oh yeah, I see him, you think? Yeah, yeah, I see it. See you get the hang of it now. Hmm? What about you? Oh? What do I think your day's been? Like? That's a good question. I don't know. I haven't really seen you much today. What have you been doing? Oh? Well, did you have a good day at least? Good? Good? Yeah? Mine was decent, I guess, yeah, clearly. That's why I'm
on the balcony in the Are your hands still warm? No? What do you mean now? How are they still? Okay? There's only one way to fix this now, Okay, give me your hands, okay, put them in between my thighs. No, just just trust me, trust me. I do it every time. It warms them up instantly. Okay, there, now, just give it a minute. Yeah yeah, yeah, I know I just said instantly, But just give it a minute. You'll warm up in no time. M hmm, what's wrong? Why are
you looking at me like that? If this is turning you on or something. Please let me know, just so that I know that you secretly have a tie kink and I can walk around the apartment in my thigh highs. Does it sound like I'm joking to you? Well? Yeah, maybe a little bit, but maybe hmmm. No, I'm just debating whether or not I should say it. Oh, you really want me to say it? Huh? Ever, since you came out here and came to sit with me, I've been fantasizing about things in my head. What things? That's
a great question. Maybe I shouldn't. Okay, Well, you know how in like movies and things, they always like end up having a really romantic kissing scene in the rain. Judging by your face, you know exactly where I'm going with this. But it's just it's just fantasies, right, It's not It's not like it's ever gonna happen. M hm, right. I mean that would be that would be completely crazy, wouldn't it. I mean, we we live together and we have to see each other every single day, and I
wouldn't want to do anything to ruin our friendship. Why are you moving your hands? Are they have they warmed up? Oh? On your lap? Are you sure is this? Is this actually happening? I didn't like fall asleep on the balcony or anything to I just had to make sure. Okay, oh face you Okay, wait are we actually? Are we actually doing this? Okay, yeah, we're doing this. Do you know how long I've actually wanted to do this? I don't know. I've kind of been crushing on you for
a long long time. Really, damn it. You should have said something. No, you should have said something. Why do I have to be the one that's not very fairy? This is just like a scene from a movie. It's like you knew exactly what I wanted. Oh yeah, yeah, I basically said it and whatever. Should have