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Dark Side Divas - A Star Wars Podcast

Stefannie and Chrispatreon.com
This is a podcast about the Star Wars Saga, from a nerdy Texas woman and a California gay man who loves lightsabers, droids, and shade. We will cover the story of Star Wars with a deep dive in movies and TV shows in chronological order.
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Episodes

Diva Wars - Windu & Banks Part 2

Wessa gonna talk mo adventures, Okeeday?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Disappeared Part 2" (s6e9). This episode will be one of the last times Stef and Chris discuss Jar Jar Binks, which is sad! Listen to this episode to hear how the divas received this episode and how surprised was Stef when a particular "Great Mother" shows up. Also, listen to hear what these episodes have to do with Indiana Jones!

Jul 11, 20221 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 77

Diva Wars - Windu & Banks Part 1

Messa so happy to see you! That's right; we are doing an episode where Jar Jar is in it! How happy is Stefannie to see Jar Jar Binks again? Do we want to see more Mace Windu and Jar Jar buddy cop stories? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars, The Clone Wars episode "The Disappeared." (s6e8). These episodes were a welcome change of pace after dealing with so many dark themes, but is this a good Star Wars story? Listen and find out!

Jul 04, 20221 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 76

Diva Wars - Crisis At the Red Flag

We are finally at the end of the Clovis arc, and we never see him in Star Wars again! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Crisis at the Heart" (s6e7). This arc isn't Stef and Chris's favorite story arc, but did the final episode elevate the entire story, or did this episode cast further criticism from The Divas? Listen to find out!

Jun 27, 20221 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 75

Diva Wars - The Rise of Red Flag

Disclaimer: The Divas have some severe discussion about abuse in this episode. This episode may not be for everyone. We try to make this episode entertaining, but we still discuss some deep things. We understand if you want to skip this one to avoid being triggered. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Star Wars: Clone Wars episode "The Rise of Clovis" (s6e6). The red flag counter explodes in this episode. We see the ugliest relationship dynamic in Star Wars: The Padme and Anakin r...

Jun 20, 20221 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 74

Diva Wars - An Old Red Flag

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "An Old Friend" (s6e5). Padme Amidala visits the system of Switzerland; oh, I mean "Scipio." The Republic needs a loan, but the Banking Clan is broke and trying to cover it up. The divas discuss unhealthy relationships, the return of one of our favorite Bounty Hunters, grotesque personal life stuff, and so much more Star Wars! Listen to hear more!

Jun 13, 20221 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 73

Diva Wars - Fives Part 4

We have come to the end of the first arc of Clone Wars Season 6 and also the end of Fives. The episode we discuss is peak trauma Star Wars. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "Orders" (s63e4). Fives is taken to the birthplace of Cyborg Vader and discovers who is truly behind the conspiracy but does so at a high cost. The divas do their best not to cry while discussing one of their favorite clones. Listen to hear more!

Jun 06, 20221 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 72

Divas War - Fives Part 3

We love Fives, and that is all! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "Fugitive" (s6e3). We see Fives trying to get to the bottom of why Tup died, and how that impacts all of the clones. This episode was pretty tough to get through, but Stef and Chris manage to find plenty of laughs and inappropriate jokes. Listen to this episode to find out more!

May 30, 20221 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 71

Diva Wars - Fives Part 2

Our 70th episode talking about Star Wars! We are on the second episode of the "Clone Protocol 66" arc. Specifically we are talking about The Clone Wars episode "Conspiracy" (s6e2). In this episode we see Fives helping Tup in Kamino, while the Kaminoans plot to "help" by killing Tup. WHAT?! The outrage the Divas feel is real, and we don't hold back. Listen to hear their hilarious rantings and ravings.

May 23, 20221 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 70

Divas Wars - Fives Part 1

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we talk about how NOTHING HAPPENS TO ANY CLONES EVER! Right? RIIIGHT? Sigh. It is hard to love Star Wars sometimes. Anyway we are talking about our first episode of The Clone Wars Season 6 "The Unknown" (s6e1). We were originally going to do two episodes, but Stef and Chris explain why they decided to cover to cover this episode a little differently. Good soldiers follow orders, or do they?

May 16, 20221 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 69

Divas Unleashed: The Book of Boba Fett Review

Hey everyone! We skipped recording this week to emotionally prepare ourselves for the trauma that is Clone Wars Season 6. A while back we had a friend join our YouTube show. The amazing Christina (Booba_Fett on TikToik) joined us to discuss what we loved about The Book of Boba Fett, and what we didn't like. This episode gets pretty thirsty, and it is one of our most popular Unleashed episodes from our YouTube channel. Please check it out and get ready for Clone Wars season 6 next week!

May 09, 20221 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 69

Divas Wars - So Long & Thanks For All The Suspicion Part 2

Ready for more Star Wars thrills and heartbreak? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Clone Wars episodes "To Catch a Jedi" (s5e19) and "The Wrong Jedi" (s5e20). This episode marks the end of season 5, Clone Wars and the Cartoon Network era. Stef and Chris discuss Anakin, The Jedi, and where Ashoka lands in the story at the end of this crazy television season. Listen to hear what the divas thought about these episodes!

May 02, 20221 hr 56 minSeason 1Ep. 68

Diva Wars - So Long & Thanks for All The Suspicion

We are nearly at the end of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 5! In this episode, we launch into the final arc of the season, where we see Ashoka face her greatest challenge yet. The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Sabotage" (s5e17) and "The Jedi Who Knew Too Much" (s5e18). A terrorist attack destroys a part of The Jedi Temple, killing many people, including Clones. Ashoka and Anakin investigate the attack for reasons we don't entirely understand. Our heroes figure out who did it, but thin...

Apr 25, 20221 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 67

Diva Wars: Dathomir Boys Part 2

The dark side is swelling in this episode of Dark Side Divas! In this episode, we cover the Star Wars Clone Wars episodes "Shades of Reason" (s5e15) and "The Lawless" (s5e16). Maul and Savage partner with Deathwatch to conquer Mandalore, but when evil people make alliances, it doesn't always work out. We see a lot of action-packed in these two episodes, along with tragedy. Listen to this episode to find out how Stef and Chris feel about these episodes!

Apr 18, 20221 hr 49 minSeason 1Ep. 66

Diva Wars - Dathomir Boys Part 1

Ready for some Sith Star Wars energy?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes "Revival" (e1s5) and "Eminence" (e14s5). We see a episode with Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Obi-Wan Kenobi, AND Hondo?! That is insane! The divas discus the events of these episodes, the background story behind why these episodes were aired out of order, and gush over the brothers of Dathomir. Listen to hear more!

Apr 11, 20221 hr 57 minSeason 1Ep. 65

Divar Wars: The Droid Show Part 2

Ready for more Droid Star Wars action?! You're getting more of it whether you like it or not. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Missing in Action" (s5e12) and "Point of No Return" (s5e13). We meet one of our favorite clones for the first time, discuss the wild west genre, and watch R2-D2 be a hero. Listen to this episode to hear more!

Mar 28, 20221 hr 42 minSeason 1Ep. 64

Divas Wars - The Droid Show part 1

Colossal Disclaimer: This is not Chris and Stef's favorite Star Wars, but they do their best to be positive about it. The moment the Divas have been dreading since the beginning of this podcast is here. In this episode, The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Secret Weapons" (s5e10) and "A Sunny Day in the Void" (s5e11). We discuss who is in the D-Squad, the inspiration behind these episodes, and try to be as positive as possible.

Mar 21, 20221 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 63

Diva Wars - Adventures in Babysitting Part 2

Ready for more Padawan adventures? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Bound for Rescue" (s5e8) and "A Necessary Bond" (s5e9). We discuss how this arc was initially was a spin-off, why Hondo was the main antagonist of this story, and so much more! Listen to this episode to find out what Stef and Chris thought about this episode.

Mar 14, 20221 hr 38 minSeason 1Ep. 62

Diva Wars - Adventures in Babysitting Part 1

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Gathering" (s5e6) and "A Test of Strength" (s5e7). These episodes focus on younglings and how The Jedi Order recruits them. We also go into some deep history of The Jedi Order because an ancient droid knows how to build all of the lightsabers. We also get some real "Hondo" action and discuss a group of amazing younglings that likely don't survive Order 66. Yay, Star Wars!

Mar 07, 20221 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 61

Diva Wars - Onderon Rebels Pt. 2

For episode 60 of the Dark Side Divas podcast, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Soft War" (e4s5) and "Tipping Points" (e5s5). Stef and Chris discuss the lack of consistency in the Onderon arc and the audacity of The Jedi Order. Luckily these episodes have plenty of characters to lust after, and we see a return of one of our favorite characters. Listen for more!

Feb 28, 20221 hr 47 minSeason 1Ep. 60

Diva Wars - Onderon Rebels Part 1

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss "The Clone Wars" episodes "A War on Two Fronts" (s5e2) and "Front Runners" (s5e3). The Jedi Order decides to inflict acts of Terror by starting a proxy war on Onderon. Stef and Chris found these episodes weird. Rex in an odd outfit, Anakin with ALL the audacity, and a bizarre love triangle get discussed in this episode. Listen to find out more!

Feb 21, 20221 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 59

Diva Wars - Revenge Bros

The last episodes of Clone Wars Season 4! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Brothers" (s4e21) and "Revenge" (s4e22). These episodes mark the return of Darth Maul, or is it just "Maul?" Stef and Chris gush over these episodes as they can't get enough of Savage Opress and his "brother" Maul. Asajj Ventress makes her presence known as well! Listen to this episode to determine how much the Divas love these episodes.

Feb 14, 20221 hr 34 minSeason 1Ep. 58

Diva Wars - Massacre On The Bounty

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Massacre" (s4e19) and "Bounty" (s4e20). We see our girl Asajj Ventress go through many ups and downs as she undergoes a metamorphosis that starts with the death of her Nightsisters and ends with her becoming a bounty hunter. These episodes include a lot of cameos from various bounty hunters, including a teenage Boba Fett! Listen to this episode to find out more.

Jan 31, 20221 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 57

Diva Wars - Undercover Obi-Wan Pt. 2

Are you ready to enter Moralo Eval's fiery dusty box? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Box" (e17s4) and "Crisis on Naboo" (e18s4). The Divas discuss why this arc is a "Fast & Furious Star Wars" story and why they love these stories anyway. These episodes have more appearances from bounty hunters we haven't seen in some time, shady sith plotting, and so many Anakin Skywalker redflags! Listen to this hilarious episode to find out more!

Jan 24, 20221 hr 34 minSeason 1Ep. 56

Diva Wars: Undercover Obi-Wan Part 1

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss "The Clone Wars" episodes: "Deception" (s4e15) and "Friends and Enemies" (s4e16). Obi-wan Kenobi decides to go undercover to stop a plot to assassinate Chancellor Palpatine. The idea has unintended consequences because many people, specifically Anakin Skywalker, believe he is dead. These episodes have a lot of cameo appearances, and the voice talent is fantastic. Listen to this episode to find out more!

Jan 17, 20221 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 55

Diva Wars - A Friend in Need

The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "A Friend in Need" (s4e14). It has been a long since they discussed a single Clone Wars episode. Lux Bonteri has a plan, and Ashoka gets entangled. Everything goes sideways in classic Star Wars fashion when Ahsoka learns that Deathwatch is involved. This episode includes the debut of Bo-Katan Kryze, though her debut wasn't as planned out as you'd think! Listen to the episode to learn more!

Jan 10, 20221 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 54

Diva Wars - Those Wacky Zygerrians

The diva's first episode of 2022! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Kidnapped" (s4e11), "Slaves of the Republic" (s4e12), and "Escape from Kadavo" (s4e13). The Zygerrian arc is full of glorious Anakan Skywalker red flags, Obi-Wan Kenobi sarcasm, and Rex being sexy as hell. The divas take a deep dive into war crimes and slavery and make inappropriate cat noises. Listen for more!

Jan 03, 20221 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 53

The Diva Wars Holiday Special

The Divas cover the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special in this episode, released on November 17th, 1978. We wish we could tell you that this Dark Side Divas episode is not one of our best, considering the content we covered. Still, apparently, we can turn anything into something entertaining. For Star Wars history, this was Boba Fett's debut and the first Star Wars project to be released after the first film. The divas discuss....well....you just have to listen to believe it. This show was pure ...

Dec 20, 20212 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 52

Diva Wars: Umbara Part 2

The divas have returned from the Thanksgiving holiday! Umbara part 1 was our most divisive episode ever (and our most popular). Will the divas top their previous episode with Part 2 of the Umbara arc? In this episode, the divas cover The Clone Wars episodes "Plan of Dissent" (s4e9) and "Carnage of Krell" (s4e10). In the previous episode, Stef and Chris do not hold back their opinions. Don't worry; there's plenty of bad sex jokes combined with discussions about war crimes and tragedy. It's the pe...

Dec 06, 20212 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 51

Diva Wars: Umbara Part 1

Happy Thanksgiving and happy 50th episode! Stef and Chris can't believe we made it to 50 episodes, and we're covering the Umbara arc! This episode covers the Clone Wars episodes "Darkness on Umbara" (s4e7) and "The General" (s4e8). These episodes spawned a series of passionate arguments between Stef and Chris. We won't give anything away. Just listen to the episode!

Nov 22, 20211 hr 54 minSeason 1Ep. 50

Diva Wars: Droid Adventure Time

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Mercy Mission" (s4e5) and "Nomad Droids" (s4e6). Before they get into the episode, Chris and Stef get on a short rant about how they felt about Disney Plus day. After their rant, the divas discuss a silly group of episodes focused on our favorite droids: R2D2 and C3PO. Learn how Stef and Chris "evolved" on these episodes when they first saw these episodes. LOTS of things happen in these episodes, and the divas go through ALL OF IT!...

Nov 15, 20211 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 49
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