The curtain is pulled back and our pants are down. Enjoy an entire season’s worth of gaffes and stumbles, humbly presented for your listening delight! Thanks for listening! This reel features… Alan Moore Brandon Kraemer Brittany Michel Dana Swanson Eli Banks Joshua Sibley Liz Macke Stephen Mank Taylor Roy Christina Romo Denise Farley-Gardner Dan Almasy Zack Overton Sound design by Stephen Mank “(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby Pr...
Dec 13, 2020•19 min
Forces clash. Tables turn. Things end. Episode 12 of DARK AGES features… Alan Moore as The Dark Lord, Edmund and the Cackling Demons Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, Goblin General, and Goblin Enrique Brittany Michel as Josephine and Goblin Squelcholio Dana Swanson as Malison, Drusila, Corporal Danno, and Goblin Boogler Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator, and Goblin Grok Joshua Sibley as Marwood, Security Cameron, the Singing Sword, Goblin Barstucks, and Goblin Crookley Liz Macke as the...
Feb 08, 2020•1 hr 21 min
With the Tour Golem on lockdown and the mysteries piling up, the museum staff splits the party (oh, you fools) to seek answers before the other, heavily implied, world-ending boot drops. For their sake AND ours, let’s just hope it’s not already too late… Boy, that would be bad, wouldn’t it? Episode 11 of DARK AGES features… Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, and Goblin General Brittany Michel as Josephine and Flay Dana Swanson as Malison and Drusila ...
Dec 08, 2019•1 hr 3 min
It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely. As such, we hope you will join the curator, Marwood, for a comprehensive and 100% mandatory refresher on everything important that has ever happened, magical or otherwise, since the dawn of time. Oh, and you may want to bring a pen and paper. There’s always a test… Episode 10 of DARK AGES f...
Aug 29, 2019•53 min
Rivercliffe has been hit by a sub-zero cold snap, but you’d hardly notice in the museum. Staff tempers are flaring up and arguments are growing so heated that it’s no wonder when Nick actually takes Abraxas’s bait and agrees to fix the furnace. All he has to do is navigate the labyrinth of sub-basements…and figure out exactly why their mysterious furnace is on the fritz in the first place. Episode 9 of DARK AGES features… Brandon Kraemer as Nick Zack Overton as the Afterburner Eli Banks as the N...
Jun 09, 2019•1 hr 7 min
After a series of divisive escapades, the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories has (finally) gathered together to (mostly) unite towards a common goal: pass the city’s annual thaumatic inspection! Everyone’s grown so much since last year… Surely they’ll pass with flying colors! Wait. Are those literal flying colors in the main hall? Why are the exhibits moving? Oh no. Episode 8 of DARK AGES features… Denise Farley Gardner as Chantal Cleansworthy Alan Moore as the Dark Lord...
Apr 25, 2019•1 hr 13 min
Curator. Director. Manager. Marwood is an elf who takes his overlapping jobs very seriously—so seriously, in fact, that he rarely leaves his precious museum. He’d be content to stay forever, but an emergency back home might finally force him to leave its marble-columned embrace and face his family tree… or, more accurately, his family of trees. Episode 7 of DARK AGES features… Joshua Sibley as Marwood Dana Swanson as Malison Jennifer Barclay as Craftemis and Goblin Awkwad Alan Moore as The Dark ...
Mar 28, 2019•1 hr 10 min
It’s a big day for the Rivercliffe Office of Unemployment! The dedicated Job Placement Sean and his assistant Sam have grown quite adept at helping Rivercliffe citizens land their dream gigs, but the enormous line of eager, resume-waggling goblins outside their front door presents a new, terrifying challenge for which no amount of mediocre coffee can prepare them. (Better brew an extra pot anyway…they’re gonna need it.) This very special bonus episode of DARK AGES features… Goblin Crookley, writ...
Nov 29, 2018•39 min
Nick’s got problems, man. He’s already cursed to be the museum janitor for the next several hundred years. A sudden stumble into a second, anatomically oriented curse means he might be up all night, figuratively and literally. Oh, and something unseen may or may not be stalking him through the museum’s dark halls… and does anyone else hear a drill? Episode 6 of DARK AGES features… Brandon Kraemer as Nick Brittany Michel as Josephine Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Bellow Throckbed Joshua ...
Oct 31, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Abraxas, the museum’s cantankerous security agent, is so lost in his own war stories that he has a hard time knowing which era he’s in. Good thing his least favorite holiday has arrived to yank him back to the present, right? He is several years late for an important appointment, after all… possibly that last one he’ll ever make. Episode 5 of DARK AGES features… Eli Banks as Abraxas and the Narrator Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Human Actor Dana Swanson as Malison and Dragon Actor Brittany Michel...
Sep 29, 2018•1 hr 16 min
Josephine is perfectly content in the museum's menagerie, hidden among its terrifying roster of ravenous, killer beasts...but when an old flame rides into town on a VERY loud horse with a monstrous discovery in tow, this aspiring beastmaster must choose between stepping into the light or sinking even deeper into the darkness. Episode 4 of DARK AGES features... Brittany Michel as Josephine Dan Almassy as Talon Riptorn Stephen Mank as Goblin Orgluck and the Arfabarkus Wrex Dana Swanson as Malison ...
Aug 30, 2018•1 hr 20 min
The museum's lone legal representative, Malison Almagus, enjoys her reputation as the most unflappable member of the staff, but her self-assurance is about to be tested by the sudden return of a former rival with a decade-old vendetta...and a discomforting number of unicorns. Episode 3 of DARK AGES features… Dana Swanson as Malison Laurie Catherine Winkel as Cornelia Rose Christina Romo as Stevie Tricks Brittany Michel as Josephine and Flay Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Unicorn Buff, and Muzak Demon ...
Jul 26, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Several weeks have passed since the museum invasion, yet the staff's head researcher, Edmund Nodd, still refuses to accept the new exhibit. His frustration and anger are making him even less tolerable than usual, but a mysterious seed is about to help him regain his focus... and discover the true root of his problems. Episode 2 of DARK AGES features… Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund Brittany Michel as Josephine and "JoseVine" Joshua Sibley as Marwood Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camde...
Jun 21, 2018•1 hr 13 min
It's a big day for the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories! The curator is ready and eager to lead new attendees on an exciting journey of education and discovery, but a powerful and unexpected visitor has arrived at the front gate with his own agenda... and a rather sizable army of goblins. Episode 1 of DARK AGES features... Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Goblins Chewins, Crookly and Claymore Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Dark Priest, and the Goblin Ge...
May 24, 2018•1 hr 10 min
High Fantasy. High culture. Low attendance. For the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories, the only thing harder than finding new patrons is suffering each other.
May 17, 2018•1 min
