ep1: columbine bars, too soon?

ep1 of the dankest, stankest, mothafuckin bankest new podcast in town. get the word out. deal with et.🕶

in ep1 we meet our 2 sHaGgAdElIc travelers who have recently joined teams in what sounds like a broom closet somewhere on the mystical, magical island of Oahu in Hawaii. they do some basic white girl shit by doing the popular GQ trend "10 things i can't live without" as to get you (the audience) engaged & up to speed on their interests, personalities, likes, dislikes, & so forth. hilarity hopefully ensues before cancellation. god help us all.