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Blazers are going up for sale? How much will they sell for? How likely is a Phil Knight group?. Danny & Dusty have already tweeted at Mark Cuban.

Blazers are going up for sale? How much will they sell for? How likely is a Phil Knight group?. Danny & Dusty have already tweeted at Mark Cuban.
It's rare we talk sports at the top of the show, but this news was too big to put off?
Dusty will run one NBA Draft Lottery simulation each segment. Blazers have a 3.7% chance at the #1 overall pick. Is Giannis open to leaving Milwaukee? Definitive proof Jaxson Dart will be a star. That was some ugly playoff basketball this weekend. NBC adding Michael Jordan to their NBA coverage. Worst Day on the Web: two different crimes, and two very dumb criminals. Are the Bengals turning their back on Trey Hendrickson? Does the Blazers horoscope hold hope for the Blazers in the NBA Draft Lott...
Does today's Trail Blazers horoscope hold hope for the Trail Blazers in the Draft Lottery? Who needs a win tonight more: the Celtics or Warriors? Oregon athletics fared very well against their rivals this academic year. Outside of the Blazers, which team would you most like to see win the NBA Draft Lottery?
Dusty continues running NBA Draft Lottery simulations. That was some ugly playoff basketball this weekend. NBC adding Michael Jordan to their NBA coverage. Worst Day on the Web: two different crimes, and two different dumb criminals. Are the Bengals turning their back on Trey Hendrickson?
Two separate stories, two really dumb criminals! We'll let you decide who's worse.
It's NBA Draft Lottery day... where will the Trail Blazers land? Dusty runs a simulation in each segment. Odds of Portland getting the #1 pick are 3.7%. Is Giannis open to moving? The definitive proof Jaxson Dart will be a star.
One metric has him with a higher probability than current stars like Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson
Portland has a 3.7% chance at the #1 pick in tonight's Lottery
More uncomfortable: cold or warm toilet seat? Julius Randle leads Timberwolves over Warriors to even series. Will Draymond Green ever figure it out? The Giants were always high on Jaxson Dart. What a 16-team College Football Playoff would look like. These MLB prospects will make you feel very old. Worst Day on the Web: fracas at the 1605 Papal conclave. New red flag for an NFL rookie? More on the soap opera that is UNC, Bill Belichick, and Jordan Hudson. "Or" - NBA Playoffs, Draymond Green, Mari...
Tyrese Haliburton is far from overrated. What is happening at UNC with Bill Belichick & Jordan Hudson? "Or" - NBA Playoffs, Draymond Green's rep, Mariners. Mat Ishbia extending Suns' $2 concessions value menu to Mercury games.
How a 16-team College Football Playoff would look. These MLB prospects will make you feel really old. Worst Day on the Web: a fracas at the 1605 Papal conclave. An NFL rookie red flag?
A fracas broke out at the Papal conclave in 1605
The Big Ten & SEC would each have 4 automatic qualifiers
More uncomfortable: warm or cold toilet seat? Julius Randle leads Timberwolves over Warriors to even series at 1-1. Will Draymond Green ever figure it out? Giants' decision-making on Jaxson Dart.
Draymond gets another cheap technical foul in a game without Steph Curry
Chicago Pope and DIY on supercars. Knicks overcome another 20-pt deficit to take 2-0 lead over Celtics. When life imitates art: Aaron Rodgers & Ted Lasso. Thunder throttle the Nuggets. Worst Day on the Web: woman sues neighbors to keep them from shooting hoops in their own driveway. ACC basketball paring down conference schedule. Nick Saban to co-chair presidential commission on college sports. Timberwolves are 10.5-pt favorites over Steph Curry-less Warriors. Which Chicago baseball team get...
Dusty is training for a 5k. Nick Saban to co-chair presidential committee on college sports. Timberwolves are 10.5-pt favorites over Steph Curry-less Warriors. Fake news: Cubs claim Pope Leo XIV as a Cubs fan, but his brother says he's always been a White Sox guy.
Man's text exchange with wife warning him not to get drunk while golfing. Thunder throttle the Nuggets. Worst Day on the Web: woman sues neighbors to keep them from shooting hoops in their own driveway. ACC basketball paring down conference schedule.
Women sues neighbor to keep them from shooting hoops in their own driveway
Chicago Pope and DIY on supercars. Knicks overcome another 20-pt deficit and take 2-0 series lead over Celtics. When art imitates life.
The Aaron Rodgers saga is eerily similar to a Ted Lasso season 3 storyline
But at least Boston didn't miss 45 threes again... they only missed 30!
Danny & Dusty give Rust a mountain of crap for his cereal takes. Tyrese Haliburton & the Pacers head home with a 2-0 series lead over the Cavaliers. Drunk Pirates fan gets what's coming to him. Chris Finch was not happy with how his superstar played in Timberwolves' Game 1 loss to the Warriors. Urban Meyer unironically talking about honesty & integrity. Worst Day on the Web: a real-life Final Destination moment in Rome. Could the Ducks snag the top 2 recruits in all the land? Cowboys...
Cowboys acquire Steelers WR George Pickens. Warriors steal homecourt from Timberwolves. After stealing Game 1 in Boston, is Game 2 already a must-win for the Knicks? Previewing Nuggets/Thunder Game 2.
Chris Finch called out Ant Edwards. Urban Meyer unironically bloviates on honesty & integrity. Worst Day on the Web: a real-life Final Destination moment in Italy. Ducks could land the top 2 recruits in 2026 class.
A real-life Final Destination situation in Rome
Rust's cereal takes upend the start of the show. Tyrese Haliburton, Pacers steal Game 2 and take 2-0 lead to Indianapolis. Drunk Pirates fan gets what's coming to him.
Tyrese Haliburton and company overcome another 20-pt deficit
When cremating a body, what do they do with the artificial body parts? Knicks overcome 20-pt deficit to steal homecourt from Celtics with Game 1 win. Dillon Gabriel: bird whisperer? Late game head-scratchers allow Nuggets to steal Game 1 from Thunder. Blazers host 1st batch of pre-draft workouts. Worst Day on the Web: woman faces drug charges after pet raccoon is seen with meth pipe. Is winning NBA Coach of the Year a kiss of death, actually? Which playoff team down 0-1 is in the most trouble? O...