Dani Daniels Show

So this is gonna be fun, I'm excited. This is the first ever CamSoda podcast. I am Danny Daniels. This is my best friend, my roadie, my Sister from another Mr. Mr. Ooh that was Janelle. And I actually told her she's gonna be my co host like thirty seconds ago. Threw me under the bus. But you like a mofile. You have good Thank you. Wow. I need to work on mine. So we're here today doing the first ever Cam Soda podcast. I can't take you so good.

Is that it? Is that a good one? It sounded really good. I thought, you know, I thought it could pass through. I suck at this. All right, so this is the first ever Cam Soda podcast. Feel free to submit your questions on the little texty box. thing. I can see you guys. Thank you. So my special guest today is Holly Randall. bit she's one of my BFFs. I keep hitting the mic with my face. Yeah, Holly. Yeah. Holly's here. I'm really excited for that because

Because I have no idea what I'm doing. Okay. So if you have questions, please submit them on Cam Soda.com. Oh we already have ghosts.

I love this. How do you feel about being my last minute? I mean, I kind of sat in the chair in the corner and I wasn't expecting you to pop in and say what you said. But just throwing her some curve ball. I feel pretty good about it because I can have conversation. We can just back and forth a little bit. Yeah. For those of you that don't know. Hello Kim. Hello Big J.

For those of you that don't know, um Janelle goes on the road with me and is my roadie, my ride or die roadie. And so a lot of the times you might have Faced and embarrass ourselves. Actually no. She embarrasses me'cause I told her she's giving me no street cred anymore because she catches me off guard too many times. And I mean it's a bit aggressive, especially with the B joke.

I think that's the issue. I just well I can't get wasted when I'm dancing, so I try to get Janelle wasted. Oh Snapchat all of it and then she wakes up. Dane hates me. She's just like, Oh, take this drink and I'm like, Oh, I still have things I need to do She's like, Oh, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine until I like drop all the D V Ds and then I'm like, Oh, it's good. I didn't lose any

So this is gonna be fun. I'm excited. So this is gonna be like a weekly thing where you can come on cam soda. We are gonna have different guests on, some of them who sell their holes. Don't I sell my holes. Do you sell your No. Yeah, the whole seller. Wholesella. Holly Randall does not sell her holes. No. No. Unfortunately, because I would totally buy that. I would too. So Kim says,

Ooh, thank you. I appreciate you, Kim. This is like her normie style. She didn't even know she was gonna be on camera today. This is every day. Every day, Janelle. Every day I try to dress like a pirate or Capone. Just notice that your headphones are under your hat. You know, I had to keep it Capone. I had to keep it on. That was the only arrangement I had. It was the only thing that worked. Oh my god.

So, what should we talk about on our first Cam Soda show? I don't know. Holes. Boss status. I got boss status. You guys aren't even like giving me questions. I want to know who Big J is because I like that name. Big J twenty. Ooh. Are you twenty inches or is he twenty? Are you twenty? I wanna know. How big is twenty inches? I'm thinking bigger than your leg. Ooh. It was like this. Aggressive. This this conversation has got just went a weird turn. I went to the dick. I went to the El Saucige.

'Cause that's what I call dick. I call it sauci.

Okay, let's talk about cam soda. For those of you that are This and it's your first time watching this. CamSoda is a new cam platform. We're about to celebrate our year birthday. Woo! We are almost one year. Um it's super awesome. I love it. Um I only cam through Cam Soda because I dig it. I like the way it's set up, it's super easy to use. Who says dig it anymore? Did I say dig it? Yeah you did. Oh

I kinda liked it, but I just didn't know yeah. I kind of dig it. Oh. M ooh, mouth throw up. I think the appropriate term is word vomit, but it's okay. Um

Kim ats, do you go on set with Danny Janelle? You're getting all the questions. Well, do I go on set with her? Sometimes I don't go when she's actually selling thine holes. I've not been on set with her, but I do. I mean I go. It's depends on the day and who it is. She does my site for me. So she's a sort of thing. Yes. I'm a perma setter if you think about it.

Janelle likes the ladies. Ooh. Janelle likes the ladies. I love the ladies. And the other day I had Janelle shoot a POV below job scene for my website. Yeah. So No about she shot Girl Girl. Girl Girl's cool. Yeah. It's awesome. But she had to do a POV, and for those of you that don't know, when you shoot POV. literally like hover over the guy's face and like

make him push his head back, the guy's usually really uncomfortable and then, you know, y I have to look at Janelle while I'm sucking a big schlong. Yes. So The the issue. Okay, with that. It wasn't any issue. It was just kinda like I was trying not to laugh the whole time'cause I was like, Oh my God, this is some crazy staring right now And like while I'm trying to hold Charles's head back at the same time while he's enjoying himself and it was just a very

Uh, just words. There aren't any words. Is it weird like seeing that much penis action when you're not used to it? No, because the the sausage likes me. For some reason, men love me. Men love you. I will I will co sign that. Men love me. She screams at them like she's gay. I just love saying that. She's gay. And they're just like So they don't they don't care. They probably see you as like a challenge.

I am quite the child. You want to conquer the lesbian. The challenge I am I am Mount Vesuvius. So trust me when I say that. That'll be a hard one. Actually one person conquered it. I will sit here and say that one person and he will always have that when I was nineteen. So No one can.

One guy. The one time. This guy that guy's watching right now. The one guy, the one time. He's like I got the night. He like spray painted his name like on the wall. Like property of that guy. I wouldn't be surprised if my name was tattooed on his.

I wouldn't be surprised because he conquered that one. I just got asked, do I pick my partners? I do. Um, I I'm really picky. I co I consign that. I'm kind of a cunt. Yes. Um all performers in the industry have a right to choose who they Um I tend to have kind of a bougie list. I like the A team of men. No bougie light. No bougie. No bougie light. But um yeah, so there's actually a

that because any performer can say, like, I don't want to work with that person or I don't know. Girls, anyone, if you can just line up and I'll have That is true. Tis true. I will eat it up. But your mail list is really impressive the That I've smelled like no the ones that you choose to work with I I approve. I like them. I like to bring the heat. They are heat worthy. Yes. With accents.

So sieche. Someone asked me, what advice would you give someone getting started in the industry? Ooh, in the cam industry or the porn industry? Ooh. Mm. While I wait for that, I'll answer the next one. Who are some of your favorite coworkers on screen? This is so hard. Okay, penis wise, I'm really into Ramon right now. I'm really into Charles Dara right now. Um girl wise, cut at all of them.

Can I say that? That's true. Tis true on your female list. Okay. Sheridaville, uh Carla Cush, Skin Diamond, those I think think like I could just have sex with them for the rest of my life and be good. But I like Tis true, black ladies love her. She's down with the brown. I'm down with the brown. I just wanted all the brown folks to know out there and yonder that she is down with the brown. Okay. I'm just saying. I do go on the road with you a lot.

Someone asked me, are they sponge worthy? Ooh. Are you talking about the sponge trick? Ooh. That's a great trick. So, okay, advice giving people getting into porn. I would say. Ooh, okay. So I whenever someone comes to the bar and asks me like I wanna get into porn, I always say, Are you cool with everyone you knowing, including your family knowing? Because that is definitely gonna happen. I remember when my class my high school class found out and it was like I had like And it was like dink.

Ding ding. Dink dink ding like and by the end of the day everyone knew. So everyone's gonna find out because turns out everyone born, whether they admit to it or not. Um don't do anything you don't want to do. Do what you like to do. I'm a firm believer, like if you just like to give up the butt, just give up the butt. Just do that.

Don't you know? My pet peeves like girls that'll be like, Oh, I do girl, girl, and they hate girls. Or oh, I'll do anal because I feel like I need to at this point in my career. I'm like, do what you You're into gangbangs, just gangbang it out. I have a question for you. With that situation when they're only do girl girl, but they're not interested really in women, or it plays off like does it show on camera a lot? Yes.

You can tell like she's just uncomfortable. Yes. How could you not be into women? Hey man, some girls don't like girls. Sometimes I just want the sausage. That's weird to me. True. But I still think men are hot. But I just don't you just don't want to I just don't take this so seriously. It's the same with girls. Like I've worked with girl, girl models that they're like, oh well she's pretty but they're not they're not downing. I don't eat the booty like groceries. Ooh, groceries.

I did just think that, you know. Somebody asked me I love that you asked this question. Do you use a sponge during the month. I actually taught Holly this trick. So I'm so excited that you asked this question. I will okay. I think I should bring Holly in just to answer this question. I feel like this is a good segue. Yeah. There you go. I did it.

I like that. All right, come here, Hollow. You're natural. I don't have any music for you. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Uh, uh, dun-dun-dun That was good. I guess Hi. Hi. There's headphones there if you want to hear yourself. It's kind of weird. Oh God. Last thing I want to hear. Oh. Listen to me, not me. Hi. I love that you guys brought me in during the period talk. Let's bring in Holly for that one. I just feel like that was a really

It is true though. It is true. So um Danny did I mean I always knew about the sponge trick, but I had never had the guts to try it before. And then I finally Wait, for those of you that don't know what the sponge trick is, it's girls on the or period in porn that's still. Shoot, you don't want to cancel a week of work because money's cool. So you put in a makeup sponge in your vagina, and then you continue to. Uh. Mm. Money is so cool. And it to but it totally works. Like it really

Soaks up like all the blood pretty much. I like to actually I like to um dip it in coconut oil first before I put it up there because then like it kinda helps with the lubrication because it prevents like obviously blood from falling down, it can make you kinda dry too. So if you do that, that helps. But I remember the first time I tried it and um

And Danny was like so I was like, How do you get it out afterwards? And she was like, You just stick your hand up there and like pull it out and I'm just like, Okay. And then she and then like I couldn't get it out after the first time and I'm in the bathroom with like my hand at my vagina and I called Danny and I'm like, I can't get it out of my vagina And she's like, Calm down, don't panic, don't panic, like

Leave it for like a couple of hours, try later.'Cause you said like the blood like makes it heavy. And so it kind of it's kinda gross, but it falls down so then it's easier to get. Or you can try like a douche to kind of Get it out. Do you guys have boners yet? I love how descriptive you were. Like you just educated a whole bunch of people. There is so much I love it. Yeah, there's so much I've learned. But she taught me too, and this is recent.

Yeah. Now that's all I do. Yeah. Like I am just like wow. My favorite pastime is making my male talent. pull it out for me. Oh. Because I think it's really funny. I've had to do that before. So I'm like, you get it out. You got it stuck up there. So then like the male talent has to like try to fist me to get it out. And it's like that game, that claw game where you're trying to get like the stuffed animal.

So funny. How's that feel? The worst well the worst is too is if you have sex with a guy with a really big dick, he's gonna push it further up there than it would go with a normal guy's so I wouldn't know. Unfortunately. So you just got a finger length. So everyone's just like a little past a fingers. There it is. We're good. We're good there. We're good to go. So this is Holly Randall. I introduced her in the most That's okay. I don't know how else to introduce myself except in a vulgar way.

Well, I mean you were doing like the theme song, so I felt like I had to. I felt it. That was the theme I felt for your life right then. I felt like I had to do my white girl dancing. You know, I used to think I was a good dancer when I was younger. I don't know why. I thought it was really good. I saw you salsa. I think you're still good. No, I'm pretty terrible. I'm so like I dance like such a white girl. It's pretty fun. I don't know. I can hold it.

I cannot do that. I tried to I took a twerk shop Ooh I tried to learn how to twerk but I didn't like practicing. I wanna see it. I haven't really been practicing. I wanna see it personally. I think the comparison would be great. I bet you twerk better than me, honestly. We'll have to do a twerk off. I had like four

uh shots of scotch the other day and still couldn't get it to work. Oh yeah, we were trying. We were trying. There is a whole way to do it. I mean she was like teaching me there's like a very specific like there's and there's different kinds of twerking. There's the salt shaker. Which I guess like you pretend like there's a salt shaker in your butt and you're like trying to like

Get salt on the ground. And then there's like the twerk where like you pretend you have a quarter on the back of your butt and you try and like flip it up over your head. And then there's like then the legs up in the air shaking. Torque. I'm black and I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that until I took this torque shop. I need to go to a twerk shop. I know. I'm I'm could I go in basketball shorts?

You know what was so funny was I went in these tiny booty shorts and they still were too big. Like I couldn't like the teacher was telling me that she couldn't like really see like if I was using the right ass muscles. So then I had to like wear a thong. I like how close she was up in there. I know, actually I just realized that that it is great. That's and then like sex ensued. Yeah.

Which of course it happened in real life too. Take it and roll with it. I think you should do it. I think y'all just came up with a great idea. Speaking of t watch this segue. Speaking of twerk shop, how's your workshop?

That was great. Natural. Natural. She is. How are they going? Um, well, I am teaching m so I d I did my first workshop in May. Was it May or April? Anyways. Um, it went really great. Um, I had a great time and my next one is September seventeenth and eighteenth. It's gonna be um in Chatsworth. Okay. And um we've got Emily Bloom as the model.

Who is a Ukrainian um ex ballet dancer. So she's like this I mean, she and she's a Playboy model. I shot her for Playboy Cybergirl of the Month and she's just like she's just one of those girls that just moves like a dream. Like Her posing and she's super flexible so she can do all kinds of crazy shit. And she was a ballet dancer, so she's got that kind of natural grace and elegance to her.

Um, so yeah, and she's lovely and sweet and really friendly and very smart. So I'm really excited to have her. So you can go to Hollyrandallworkshops dot com to sign up. Do it.

Yes. And it's gonna be like a step by step process. It's called so it's called Building the Shot. That's the name of my workshop. So I took some feedback from my first workshop to kind of try to figure out, you know, what my students wanted because I think what I did with the first workshop was I had them shooting a lot, but I don't feel like I gave them enough one on one

instruction. Okay. You know, so like they got a lot of amazing pictures, you know, which we light and everything. So like it really looks like my stuff. Um, but I didn't really I feel like I didn't show them enough how to get that. So this one's gonna be a lot more one on one.

Um, it's gonna be you know, the person's gonna you guys are gonna be able to see me build the shot from the beginning, from um choosing her hair and makeup to the wardrobe to where I'm gonna shoot, why I'm gonna shoot there, like time of day, you know, considering the sun moving. Um how I'm gonna light it. Um why I you know, pose her in certain poses, that kind of stuff. So it's gonna be like a lot more one on one kind of

intensive learning. So I think it's gonna be Ooh, I like it. Are you shooting like different times of the day? Yeah, so it's gonna be like an all day thing. Um it'll be like the first half of the day we'll be shooting and then I think I'm gonna do the second half of the day is gonna be like um portfolio feedback.

So I can look at the pictures that they took and we can kinda talk one on one about, you know, what they did right, maybe what they could improve upon, that kind of thing. So like you really you know,'cause I'm so detail oriented. Yeah. And there's so much about photography to teach. It's kind of hard to like cram it all into one session. So I'm you're doing it.

I'm trying it. I'm trying to try that folks one on one with Holly Randall. And everybody's different, you know, everybody has different strengths and weaknesses. So I think that this will give me the opportunity to really kind of pinpoint like specific needs that every student will have. Yeah. So I think it'll be better. I think it'll be better. How many seats do you have? Six. I'm only doing six people because I I want it to be very intimate. Yeah. And Holly Randall.

But uh you know, I really want people to learn, obviously. Like I want people to feel that they got their money's worth and that they walk away like with a lot of knowledge and also amazing pictures. Ooh. I just wanna go and watch just creep. You guys can come, you can just watch and just hang out.

Hey hanging out with Holly Randall. Holly's doing all the things. All of them. I love trying to do all the things. You do, you do all the things. You gotta do all the things these days. I think you're like the only person I know that's busier than me. I don't know. I feel like you're busier than me. Oh no. Like now and now you're doing features? Yeah. Ooh. Busy contests. Yeah. I like it. Oh God. Those are those are a lot.

I just did like the biggest, probably the most ambitious project last week. I did quest for digital playground. And it's um kind of like a Dungeons and Dragons themed movie, like these girls are playing this board game and then um each one of them kinda goes into their fantasy, um, via the board game. So it's really cool.

You know, and it's um a fantasy game, so it's very, you know, like uh Game of Thrones, medieval kind of which is totally like my thing. Like I love medieval history and all that kind of stuff. So um I heard you got like you were saying you had like a bitch in location. too, right? Yeah, so we got the studio, um, which and it turns out that the guy who owns the studio happens to specifically shoot medieval porn.

I know, right? It's like really specific. It's called Bear Maidens dot com B A R E. Get it? Um so he has like All the stuff. All of it. So you didn't even have to search for it. Oh my god, it was a ma so when I got the project, like I was really nervous because the costumes

alone are so expensive and especially if you want it to look good. You can't like go buy cheap shit from Party City. It's so obvious. So um so I was really worried about that. You know, like how are we gonna fit it in the budget? Like and you know, there's a lot of people in it and extras and stuff like that. And um, you know, location wise, you know, they want like a castle and like a necromancer's cave. I'm like what

Fuck am I gonna find that? You're like all these details, what am I gonna do? And it's hard to find um, you know, good locations to shoot in, especially that will allow porn. Yeah. First of all, and that uh aren't like five thousand dollars a day. I feel like that's like the hardest part about shooting locations. It is. Finding locations is absolutely the most difficult part. It's like such a pain in the ass.

So, um, so we found this guy's studio and he had like the castle walls and his wardrobe room was insane. I walked in there, I was like Oh my god, it had everything I need. Everything. Chainmail armor, fucking like full like king's robes and like crowns and knights helmets and swords. And like That guy went to medieval error. I mean no. That guy definitely went to medieval times and was like Dude, it was crazy. I can't even describe to you the amount of stuff that he had. It was nuts.

So like I walked in there, I was like, Thank the fucking Lord and he gave me like a great deal. He was super cool. So I was able to to make it work. I don't know how I can't wait to see it because it sounds to be really good. I was stalking your Snapchat and I was like, this looks Awesome. It was it was pretty intense and we also had like fighting scenes so we called in a stunt coordinator to come and like help because I've never shot a fight scene before. Like I don't know how to do that.

So we had a scent coordinator come in come in and like, you know, teach like teach the the girls and the guys the moves. And so we have like real fight scenes and like with like armor and chain mail and swords and it's crazy. It's crazy. And like Dude, Thursday was probably the worst day. So Thursday was like poor Jada Stevens, like I put her through so much. And she was super cool about it. Like I really put her through a lot and she was like

Yeah, I don't know how she how she kept her cool. That would have killed me. Well just stoner. So stoners can deal with a lot. Yeah, but it was it was a lot. She was super relaxed. I mean, I had her like so we shot at the ranch. It was like a hundred fucking degrees. Remember how hot it was last week? So it's like a high, is is she the one that worked with Derek? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, she looked amazing. Yeah, she looks amazing, but she's wearing chain mail armor.

In the sun in like a hundred degree heat. We shot their sex scene in full sun. No shade at all. Did she have like a chainmail? She had like a chain ma I I know. I don't I don't know. She I should ask her. She left for Europe like the next day. So Who knows? She was like, Bye. But so we had them do that and then we had them do like the sword play. Like we had them do like a sword fight, like in a hundred degree heat. Oh, and she was wearing knee high um

High heel boots. Oh my god. In like the dirt with like um wood chippings. So like super un like uneven ground. with a sword which she's never held before. And now she's gotta do a sword fight with Derek and it's a hundred degrees and she's in chainmail armor and then she's gotta have sex with him. Like Oh, and and tons of dialogue. I remember when like for you used to be really easy. Like you could like lay on a blanket and masturbate. And relax. I remember that too. Man, it was brutal. Like

I literally almost cried that day. I was I was this close. Like it was it was really But you got through it. That's all that matters. It looks amazing. It's gonna be great. I can't wait. It was it was a lot of work. Popcorn. Yeah. So I just want to give like a shout out to Jada and Derek for putting up with me that day. I'm sorry guys. That was a lot. Shout it out. That was a lot.

And they were awesome. I love it. Alright, so if you have questions for Holly Randall, message them in the text box. I'm sure there's a better A text box. I think that's accurate actually. Message box. Message box. What is this? Uh sex guides?

Are you doing sex guides about G Spot and Squirting? Well, I did those um softcore sex guide books for quiver a while ago, but I haven't That in a long time. Quither. Yeah. So it was like um, yeah, so it's like sex guidebooks for couples about um I've I have shot different themes. Um the most interesting one I did was acrobatic sex. Yeah. Like there was like double handstand sex positions. Like both people were in a handstand having sex.

Who's doing that? I'm not doing that. Hey, you know how to do a handstand. I've seen it. No, they do, but I'm like sucking a dick. Yeah. Like I'm sorry. This is not You don't go home and do Cirque day Soleil. It it really was like you wanna pay my boy go raid, I'll bring the heat. It was literally like it was and so um we got Michael Vegas. That was my first time working with him because apparently like he's been in the circus.

Yeah. I mean you you probably know. He pretty much is a circus. Yeah, he can like do all kinds of crazy handstand tricks. He can all kinds of shit juggle, he can do fires. He hundred percent juggles. So I had them him for that, so that was that was really good because like nobody else could have done those positions. They were crazy. The whole time we're shooting it we're like, Who fucks in these positions? Who does this? Who actually took time to do this? But Do you think squirting's real?

I gotta ask this. I don't know. Okay, so I have okay, so apparently according to an ex boyfriend, I squirted once when I was really drunk. I don't remember. This was a long time ago. Um my ex tried to make me squirt, but like Like I don't know. Wouldn't it feels like I have to pee and then I like I just wanna say that squirting is real. And then like is a real thing but like disagree. But like when a guy fingers me super super hard like I'll get really, really wet. But like I won't like project.

things. Do you stop when you feel like you gotta pee? Do you go like I have to pee? Yes. Yes, I can't I'm not gonna lie, that's me. I hold it in. Like he even tried to put me in the bathtub. Yeah. And he's like, okay, now if you pee, you're in the bathtub so you're fine. So you can re I still couldn't relax. I've had I've had

A girlfriend who did that, she'd be like, No, don't stop. You're gonna squirt I was like, No, no, no, no. This is pee. Let me go to the bathroom. She's like, No, that's what it feels like. I'm like Please go peep. I know. I don't like it. I don't like that though. I don't like it either. I think that squirting is an orgasm, but I do think that it's not the same fluid as if I was to have like a wet position.

I d I agree with that. It has a smell. When I I'm gonna sit here and say it's a smell. I'm being real. You smell it when it's coming. Like I know someone that's taken it in the face, drank it, drank my own, drank other people's. Agreed. It doesn't it doesn't taste like piss. It doesn't taste like piss. It doesn't taste like piss. But it tastes like Something. I I don't know. But it but we're also on set. Like we're drinking a lot of water, obviously, so

I always just drink a lot of water. I don't know what happens down there. So when people hire me for squirt movies, I'm like, look, I don't know what's gonna happen. I could I could sit here and say, I'm not in porn and I've had a girl squirt in my face and

It does not taste like piss. Okay. But it doesn't taste like cum. No. Okay. So it's just like a tweener. So when a girl comes but doesn't squirt it tastes different. Yes. Okay. It does. It definitely does. It feels like It when I'm coming and squirting, it feels like I'm pissing. But it feels good. Hm. I've never taken that blend. Yeah. I just go feel me. I just go fill. You feel me? I'm taking that plunge. Yeah, I do. To that existence I'm not sure. No, no, no. No, I haven't.

You're winning. You win. You win, Danny. I like it. But I like it. I mean whatever's happening down there I'm for it. Yeah. I'm for the P orgasm. I just don't know what it is. I know, it's funny, and this is like this ongoing debate. Like everyone always asks about this. But then there's been some like squirting scenes that I've shot where I'm like, There's no way that girl's squirting.

Like there's no definite fakers. Like, some girls will just be like, I'm gonna squirt and then they are just pissing them. You're like you're you're pissing yourself. You're just There's a scene on my site. Did you ever work with uh is it Marika? Marika Hayes, that Japanese girl? Yeah, yeah. No. I shot a solo scene with her and she squirted. Oh my and she squirt I don't know what she did, but it was like

I mean it kept going. Yeah, like that's the thing. For people who are squirters. No, it like shoots out though. Yes. But like it was a So much. Yeah. And it went on for so long. Like I thought it's hard. It comes out hard for like gunshot. I thought I thought it was like I thought she had like a water pump in there. I swear to God. I was like, where is that coming from? Like it just kept I wanna know if afterwards were you like Are you thirsty? Like after I squirt I still ha I still have to pee.

I still will go to the bathroom and pee. Well that's clean. If you leave it up doctors have said this. If you leave it up there and don't pee, you can get an infection. But if it's square wouldn't I have an empty bl or if it's pee when I square, wouldn't I have an empty bladder? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's a mystery. It is a mystery. But I'm for it.

They should do a myth buster. Ooh. I'm gonna email that one in. I'm gonna be like, let's test that theory. I don't know how you're gonna do it, but do it. I don't know. But like when I worked with Bonnie, it was like a lot. Yeah. A lot. Yeah. I don't know. But then some girls it's a little like I just scored a little bit. It's like the like I'd be the guy with the like sad cum shot. That like dribbles out the side. It's like that's me supporting.

Yeah. It's nothing. I wan guys I I wouldn't know that either. Cream pies and it's like not like oh I came. You're like, Really?'Cause there's nothing inside me at all. Do you feel it? Oh yeah. When they cream pie you? You feel it? That's the best. You literally can feel it coming out of them. Yes. It's like pulsing pulsing. Yeah. But I don't think I feel like the thing. I think that's just in your head.

Or her vagina could just be more sensitive than ours. True. It's like steel walled at this point. It's really not a coincidence. Steel walled vagina. I could use a Toilet brushes of dildo. I wish you mean the scrub brush for the biggest thing. Yeah, the little pokey thing. I like how Janelle thinks that's hot. She's like, ooh. It's just different. It's just different. Yum. She said it was steel.

It is though, like, I don't know. I mean you can take it. I used to get sore when I did big Dixie and so I'm like, Bring it in. Welcome. Just like that. Just like that, Savage. Welcome. Come on in. Wait, okay. Can we tell the story, please?

Uh my favorite my favorite Holly story. Uh oh. Oh is Butt Sex Guy. Anal hurricane. Anal Hurricane. And I texted her last night, I was like, Can we please talk about anal hurricane? Anal hurricane. On Cam Soda. He sounds like a superhero of butt sex. He is a superhero. Grocery Fucking amazing. Grocery man. It's so funny'cause I texted him too before I came on and I was like, Hey, I'm gonna talk about you on this show.

I'm like, and you have a nickname and he's like, What's that? I'm like, anal hurricane He's like, Oh my god He's like, I didn't expect that I was like He loved it. He was like I think he was kind of flattered. He said that I'm the only the fourth girl he's ever had anal sex with, so you're like the runner up. Like you're not quite bronze.

Yeah. No, no. No, I'm the fourth girl ever, not the fourth best. I was like Clearly I'm the best. Clearly. I think you got gold groceries. Are you in like okay? Are you into anal prior anal hurricane? Not at all. Not at all. But like that's I don't know. Like this guy can just he can say anything to me and I'll do it. Like I'm very, very submissive. So like if you have that like perfect kind of dominant personality and you know like

how to control me in the bedroom, like I will almost say no to nothing. Because I get in that like head space. Yeah. And I don't yeah, and I don't want to say no. I love that shit. So and he's such an amazing lover. Like he would just Like he really worked. to that point. It wasn't like he just stuck his dick in. You know what I mean? Like, hello. Yeah. Like he really got me worked up and like he really got me turned on. And I don't know. He like just knows like

When to do things. Yeah, and he knows how to do it. Did he like knock on the door? Like ring the doorbell? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there was like fingering first. Yeah, yeah. Fingering for weeks. In the buckle? Did you gl Okay, did you prep your butt? I didn't the first time'cause I didn't know. Like what? It was a surprise. I know. And I was kinda like and I was so terrified of you. I was super nervous about it because like, you know, I mean I've learned a lot about

hygiene from porn and so like I'm very hygienic. Yeah. And so I wasn't prepared for that. So I was like nervous. I was like kept looking around. I'm like, what's going on there? Is it okay? Um and it was fine. It was fine, obviously. Yeah, it was fine and it was great. And then so the next time I went over I was like, Okay. Now you're like you know what's gonna happen. So I prepped myself and um yeah, it was it was fine. But he's like

I mean I've like amazed with myself at how I've been able to take it with him. Um because like and he's got a huge dick. Oh big, like big dick guy too. Like the sound effect. Do it again. I have um I actually have a video of me blowing him which I'll show you. Oh my god It's the only like one I have. It's pretty it's pretty good. I got excited. I've enjoyed the wanna see Holly with a dick in her mouth. True.

I think I think I think I gather in there. What? She's hasn't been. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Okay. So

Like a group of my friends get together and we all go to this Korean spa that's like fully nude. And so me and Cherie and God, who else was there? Skin Diamond King. Skin was there. Was Aaliyah there? No. I can't believe it's a good idea. I feel like it was all the ladies you love. All my ladies I love. We all just go around go to the spa and we get naked. We talk about boys and girls and whoever we're fucking at the time and then we go get scrubbed by these like angry Korean ladies.

Like this spa is like totally it's not it's not like a sexy spa. It's so true. It's not sexy at all. It's like the I swear to God. It's these Korean like these overweight Korean ladies. That are in like a white like br like old lady bra. What? Like the old lady bra. Oh wow. And then like white like granny panties. Oh. And they like come around they're like

Fifty two and then you're like, I don't know what number I am. You have like a bracelet on and you're like, Okay, you're checking your bracelet and then you go back there And you lay on this like doctor table and they proceed to like pour hot water on you and scrub the shit out of you. It's the worst. It's so painful. It's painful, but Afterwards did you feel good? But it's just funny'cause you'll be like crying throughout and they're just like stupid white girl.

They like to scrub your care. Oh yeah, they like scrub your pits, they like scrub your ass crab, like there is no holes far. So when's the next date for this spot? I'm like, wait a minute. Is it here? It's in uh um I don't what area is it? Koreatown? Korea it's not even in Koreatown, I don't know. I would have thought so. Is it? I think it's like just south of Koreatown.

Uh it's'cause it's like Crenshaw and uh Olympic. Crenshaw. Hey. Not the bougie spa. But it's great. It's great. So We We really wanted to see Holly naked. That was the plot. You know that, right? You sh they played it up to see you naked. I joked about that, but I don't think it was really the plan. Well, we kinda just wanted to have Holly go and then we were and then she was like, I think you guys are just planning to see

me naked and then we're like thinking about it, we're like, We've never seen you naked, so there you go. So we ended up I don't know where the other girls were, but me and Cherie and Holly were all in like this like jacuzzi spa thing. And like Holly was topless.

And we were trying so hard Not to stare at her tits. There you go. That like me and Shri were both like staring her in the face. Like super hard. Like like wouldn't look anywhere else. Because we were both trying to be polite, but we were just like And it was so obvious to But did you say were you just like, just look at my titty? But it was so obvious to all of us that that was the case, but we all pretended like that wasn't.

The case. And it was w it was just like I don't want to like fuck Holly but I just was like cure like I'm just curious what everyone's like. Because like yeah, I mean I've seen you naked so many times and you girls have never seen me naked, so it's understandable. PS she has an amazing rack. I don't know if I call it amazing, but it's fine.

Hey if she and she's picky about her boobs, so if she says it's amazing, I believe it. Yeah. Because she's quite the picky monster. Yeah, I know. You are very. Yeah. Very, very spoiled. I feel I just feel and now I can see it dick in your.

Yeah definitely you're you're yeah. She is so happy the smile on her face right now. I just think that everyone should walk around with a little pin with a picture of their dick. Or a picture of their tits and

I just think the world would be a better place. If we could see all of that? Yeah. I feel that leaves nothing to the imagination. I don't wanna see I don't wanna see everybody. I don't want to see everyone. Like, come on, let's go. Don't we see enough dicks? I mean you get dick pics, right? Oh I get dick pics. Do I get dick pics now? I get'em now. You know what? It's so funny. So my assistant tri colored. Yeah. So my assistant Michelle um just joined Twitter.

And I know she's like Holly's bitch. Holly's bitch. Oh my god, best name ever. She picked I think Triple X, I think is her Twitter account. Go follow her. And so like I posted it on Twitter. I'm like, everyone send her dick pic stat and she was like, Fuck you. Oh God. I had to turn I was like, how do you turn off your DMs? How do you turn it off? Turn it off now. I was so scared. I get emails.

In my personal email. I've like, so you know Danny, so uh how can I hook up with her? Yeah. And I'm like Like she's my pimp now. I'm like, no. And they're like, I get that from a lot of guy even like guys that like I'm friends with sometimes that'd be like, Oh yeah, so like I wanna meet Actually I remember once I was dating this guy and I thought he was like you know, he seemed to have it all, he had like a good job, he was really cute.

Um, and like so we're dating for a couple of weeks and then he just turns to me and he's like, Yeah, so I like I really like want to hook up with Sasha Gray. Can you like make that happen? No And I was just like, go fuck yourself, dude. Like, are you serious? Like, I am not a pimp. Yeah. She's not a hooker. I agree. Like, I just

I think guys think that we just will have sex with anyone. I think for that mode. Like I think they think it's like a lifestyle. I don't even think it's like a money thing. I think they really think that we will just fuck any guy because in the porn in the porn in porn in the porn in the porn in porn we go and we fuck the mechanic or we fuck the pizza guy. So they I think they really think

some people think that that's real. Yeah. I can see that. Like definitely on the road. Yeah. I'm I'm so aware of my surroundings with her'cause I have to be like The bodyguard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like I always pick'em out too and I'm always right. Like I'm like this guy, this guy, this guy. Like if they're weird or something and then she'll come back and she'll be like Oh my gosh. You're like, yes, that was so right. So it's just I agree. Like they just are like

I had one guy that wanted to get naked with me. Oh my this dude. And take a photo. This guy. In the club. Like in public. In the club. And I was like I didn't I had never gotten a question like that. So I had to like be like, mm, let me think about it. Oh yeah. I'll get back to you. Because I was like so like Deer in the headline? Yeah, I saw and I was like there. There wasn't like a good looking like yeah, like his body type, not so good. Not great.

Yeah. So wait, were you naked already'cause you just finished dancing? No. Well no, but like I'll take like topless or like depending on the club. nude photos with people. Oh okay, got it. Like nothing like you know these are my tits. Nice to meet you. Yeah. But this guy wanted m hims himself to get naked with like I No. That is Yeah. And then like I was like the buffer, like sh she he was there waiting and she was like, Go tell him, like we can't do this And I was like, So guy

Um we uh she can't do it. So so and he was like, What do what do you mean? Like uh um I was like, No. She has to be like the bearer of bad news to people for me. He doesn't want to get naked. Does he want it to look like he's like, Yeah. Oh yeah, he definitely wants to show Yeah. Like what does his dick look like? Because soft dicks aren't really photogenic. I feel like he had a big bush down there. Oh yeah, of course. I think he was like

You should have done it. Like a gecko post. Yeah, like a gecko hanging out of the movie. You should have done it. It would have been really funny. And then just would have posted it on Twitter and been like, This did not really happen just so you know. Here we go. Aggressive. I do think going back to this, I do think people should wear buttons. them because I'm dick picky. She is like adamant about the buttons. So when you come and see her have a button. Yeah.

Then they're gonna be like, Why don't I just get naked in front of you and take a picture with you? It's the same thing. Chill. It could happen. That's frightening. I I feel like the next so scary. I feel like the next time you go out in feature that's gonna happen. Somebody's gonna be brave enough to put a button on. And guarantee in the first person it will be a woman. I'm just gonna say a woman. I guarantee it'll be a woman over a man. Really? Yeah. She has to like

to finger their heads down. They try to lick the pussy. Yeah. I'm like, oh my God, did she get it? Did she get it? And she's like, No. I think girls think that they can just we just think we can get away with everything. Yeah. I agree. I agree with that. I agree with that. Yeah. 'Cause I'm like I mean Janelle will definitely

What you talking about? We went to a strip club. Okay. We went out drinking one night and I was like, let's go to the strip club, because that's my favorite thing to do. And we're sitting at the stage in this like beautiful girl stripper, lady dancer of the night. lay down in front of us'cause I always have the tip rail and I love giving girls dollar bills. Shmoney. Shmoney. So she lays down and she has this great ass and I was like, Can I touch your ass? She was like, sure. So I was like Boop.

Thank you, here's some money. And then she like scurried over to Janelle and Janelle's like, Can I touch your ass? She was like, sure, and Janelle's like And just smacks the shit out of her ass. I like her ruff sometimes. I was like I like her. I smack the shit out of that booty. And she looked at me so mortified. She was like, don't do that. But she was so down, she was like, smack it hard.

Mega heart and I was like, Oh I was like, Let's go and then you're the creepy guys. I was no, but then I asked her afterwards, I was like, Why? And she was like, Well a lot of uh the girls don't like that and I was like, they like it when I do it. I was like, I am non threatening. I was like, I look like a teddy bear compared to some people. And so she's like, You just haven't hit the right booty yet to snap on you. I was like, I'm waiting.

I'm waiting. I'm just waiting because it's not like a bad thing. I don't. I don't. I don't get away with everything what are you talking about? Okay, here's a good question. I did touch a cop's sausage. She did. Wait. And he let me. Yes. And you let me. I'm walking out of bl I was at Blush in Pittsburgh. And she's groping a cop in full uniform, just grabbing with his weapon.

Just I it's like just in there. I was in there. How did that happen? I don't want it to. I just was just like I came out and I turned around him and I was like damn he was a good looking guy. And then I was just like can I What you dealing with? I did I straight up looked at and she was so like confused. Like she was like she's gay like on Snapchat. So loud, like I'm sure the whole block could hear it. Yeah, she had to let it be known and he was all for it. He was all for it. Interesting. Yes.

Officer copguy. Hi Officer Copguy. Officer Cop He had good eyebrows. Great eyebrows. How was his dick? Mm. He was he was feeling it. Wow. Yeah, he showed a picture. He was like, Here, you wanna see? Really? Yeah. Swear to God. This is the truth. Swear to God, he was like, You wanna see? I was like, Yeah. Wow. Nice. It's as big as an Arizona can. Nice. Nice. Got nice. I did.

Holly, you see, you're giving it to me? I'll give it to you, Holly. I straight up will. I love that we have straight by gay. I don't know about you anymore with Arizona Can Guy. Hey, she might be going into the dark side. You know what? I said, you know what, it's with the women is like I attract a lot of straight women. Mhm. I've only been with one gay woman. Mm-hmm. And

it I don't know what it is. It's like I don't go out I don't think that I'm a flipper or anything of that nature. I don't even that's not my intention. But the straight women are just like, um, so hey, like let's hang out. I'm like, you're straight. This is like a thing for you. You wanna just try it.

And they're like so? You're legitimate. And I'm just like I'm like, no thank you. And they're like, stop being a pussy and I'm like, okay'cause I like bossy women. Wait, you've only been with one gay girl? One lesbian. All the rest have been straight. Really? Or by? Holy shit.

Yeah, I don't know. Wow. Hey. I don't know. Wow. I don't know what goes down. I don't know. I don't know. She's like super spend so much time with you. Yeah, she's super convenient. No, she's super convert. She'll convert you. She she's super like she's super confused everywhere we go. She's just like, Well, how does that happen? Like what happens? And I'm just like

Like just dancing and smiling. She's not like she doesn't like hit on women. Ever. She doesn't do anything. They just like girls just go up to her and want to have sex with her. I don't understand. It must be like the the confidence. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you. I think it's the phone sex operator voice. I think so.

Okay, wait. I have a couple of things. This is a good segue. No, you go. No, I was just gonna ask'cause like, okay, so I'm not into girls. Um I'm like all about the dick. But and I was thinking about this the other day, like when I was giving my man head, I was like

Isn't that boring to eat vagina?'Cause like it doesn't it's just like this flex thing that doesn't go anywhere. Like there's so much you can do with the penis. Yeah. You know, you can gag on it, you can stroke it, you can slap yourself in the face with it. There's you can do it with the vagina. Here, I'll sit here and say this. I I I give into what the woman wants for sure. So like my thing is is like I get asked a lot, do I use a lot of toys?

Only if they ask. Like I'm never j just straight up like hey Let's go get a strap off. Let's do this shit. No, I actually make them say it. They're like always like, Hey so I wanna try something. Can I try this? And I'll be like, Well you pick it out. Uhhuh. And I let I'll judge them? Like I would be like

Well when they when they go for the ones that are the sides of my hand, I'm like, fuck that shit. Like no, like we could just use my hand. Like let's just go. Yeah. And so I let them go, I bring them I guide them down to the larger sizes and then I'm just like pick from here. Guide from here. Bigger go home. Yeah, like just take it. And so from there. But I will say a winner, it is empowering, I will say. Mm-hmm. I wish I could be a man.

Yeah. I would. I would fuck the shit out of some people. I feel like this is why I like both, because blowjobs are cool, but eating pussy Eating pussy, I feel like I'm cracking a code. Yeah, it's a mystery. Like when I'm doing a girl girl scene, I'm like, I have thirty minutes to crack the code. Mystery body. Figure out how to make her come. I love that. It is. Like with Dick, I'm just like, yeah, he's either a full shaft guy or he's a tip guy or he likes likes to be a good one.

His balls or likes a finger in his butt. I will sit here and say during the POV that I shot for her, like afterwards, we're like driving home, and I'm just like You have a very wet mouth. I was like, Your mouth you have a lot of moisture. You have to. And I was like, so yeah. And she was like, I do give good head. And I was like, I heard. Yeah. Because literally it was like it was funny because I told Charles, I was like, so like it's for my sight.

So you can pretty much do whatever you want. Like give me like at least three minutes. Like I don't care. Yeah. I just want it to be like a good blowjob. Yeah. I hate when blowjobs Like what else am I gonna do? Yeah. I already did all the things. Yeah. There's nothing else. Yeah. Three minutes, thirty seconds. Yeah, Charles will come quick if you give him that option. I was like I was like so Yeah. No, it's gre I love it. Like I I I've blown Men.

in the past. I also think many. I feel like you're gonna say many. Let's be honest. Um and uh yeah I just like if they come a lot of times they come quickly and I'm like yourself on the back and I'm like, Yeah I love it. And they're always bummed. They're like Fuck, I came so fast. I'm like, nah, dude, like that's that's good for you, that's nice for them'cause they want to enjoy the ride. Yeah. They want to enjoy them out. I like a long leader. Yeah.

No. I can only head bob for so long until I get tired. So let's wrap this up. It does get exhausting after a while, especially with a guy with a big dick. Like I discovered a bank with anal hurricane. Like a lot. Like that. Oh my god. Like after a while I was like, This is a lot of work'cause my hand has to go like

Further up than it normally does. There's more like you're making it look like you're stroking a pipe. Dude, it that's what it feels like. It's like pipe guy. Especially for me, because I haven't been with a lot of guys with big dicks. Like that's not it's actually not my thing. Like I don't actually care about the thing.

on the face of the earth. Like I was just like, Oh my God. No. I was like, Oh my God. Do you think that's why you're a lesbian? No, I don't think I've always I have always liked women and in in high school I was You know, doing some things with some women. But I had a boyfriend. But I had a boyfriend. We were doing a lot of hand jobs. I actually skipped I did everything before sex. I guess I'm not sure. So I did I did Oh God.

I did hand jobs. I did it. I did hand jobs. I did blow jobs. I just didn't have sex. Mm-hmm. I had a boyfriend for a long time in high school, so it was just kinda like and he was the guy who was like Oh, we don't have to rush it, we don't have to do anything and I was like, Good, cause we're not And he was just like I hung out with him and all the baseball players and stuff like that. But it was just super crazy to me because

When he did want to have sex, we broke up. He was just like, I know you're not ready and I wanna have sex so I don't wanna rush you and I was like, Okay, like I respect you for telling me And then he had sex with that girl and he was like, I regret it. Like I regret it. Can we get back together? And I was like No. Yeah. But then I ended up having sex with him after high school on New Year's drunk. I was just kinda like I told my cousin it was like drop me off. I was like drop me off.

I was like, I just need to make sure And then like he comes outside and he was like, Are we getting back together? I was like, No. Shut up I was so drunk. And then like it was in a bunk bed, so I felt like a monkey. I was like this. No. Yes! Oh yeah. It was crazy. I was just like I would have smacked my I you know what? I'm surprised I wasn't concussed. Because I probably didn't have a little bit of a little bit you're not the most graceful I am pretty graceful. Hey, take it back. Take it back.

I still got dance moods. That's all that matters. But she falls a lot. And I always get on the stripper pole afterwards. That is like a must. She's like you must. She was like, You really want to be a stripper, huh? I was like one time. I feel like every girl, like there's a part

Of every girl that wants to be a stripper. But I can't hold it. If I could go up there and do the men in black, I would kill it. Let me gee, just bounce with it. Just bounce with it. Just bounce with it. Come on. Let me see just Like if I'm a naked groom, do it all the time. Oh my god. I did a hand job the other day. Just a hand job, yeah. What like

Is that fun for you? Just a hand job. I'm like, is that fun for you? I don't know,'cause you can do it anywhere. Yeah. You can do it anywhere. So you can finger anywhere. I mean I like the blow job though,'cause I like you know, there's more to do. You just like playing with it. Hey. Hey there.

And the also the other thing I learned of from porn too is that like if you gag yourself on the cock then like you kinda bring up this like flemmy spit from the back of your throat, which is much better lubrication. Much more moisture. Yeah, much more moisture, better for hand jobs. I gaggle my toothbrush. Me too. Every day I cannot deep throw, and I've been in porn for six years, and I can't.

fucking do it. I'm not imporned, but I can't. It I it depends on some days I can and some days I can't. It's like it's a mental thing. I think if you're feeling it, like if you're horny enough and you're feeling like this is fucking hot. Yeah. Like you're good. Look I get horny But yeah, it's not going down my throat.

Get it in the street. I know. It's hard to like Well if you've done it upside down though, right? No, I'm but I'm the most stingy porn sting. No, you gotta lay on your back and let them fuck your throat from above. 'Cause then like they're peaceful. Like head over the edge of the bed. No, they'd be hitting you in the chin with their If I'm like this and he Your foreheading. Your nose, your nose. Hitting you in the visual is to die for. Wait, which way? There's like a dick here.

And I'm just sitting here like I don't know. I feel like I feel like that wasn't a problem. Well you the last time I didn't know I. You've butthole in your eye. N i it unless she was seriously getting fucked in there. No, I don't I have balls in my eye. Yeah. I was like, I feel like they tap your nose. Yeah.

Starfish in your eye. But I feel like you just n like I feel like it's a breathing through your nose. If he lets one rip, I'm gonna get a straight up pink eye. Oh well. I don't know. Men are gross.

Do you tell it? I I I have Do you toss the salad? Oh if he makes me. Ooh. Yeah. I like it. Totally. I love it. If he like holds me down and like sits on it and he's like eat my ass, I'm like, whatever you want. It's so crazy'cause m like men I feel like men define their masculinity in the That's what turns me on is like the powerful masculine man. But like that's not can you I'm in

Off. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not like I'm not a man, but that's how I define myself because I'm so submissive every day. Right. Like I'm super like. Mm-hmm. Like when it comes down to that. You're pretty beast. You're in charge. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting'cause I I feel like people flip. Yeah.'Cause I'm always in charge every day in my life. Yeah. So like just running a business and stuff. That's why I like boxing. Yeah, and so when I'm in the I

I don't want to make decisions. Yeah. Like I want that to be the one time of my life like I am not in charge. I am not making any decisions. Like I'm just doing what you say. Like that's what I want.

Master and slave. Yeah. But then and then also too, like, you know, a lot of girls I know who do like professional DOM work, like a lot of their clients are like high end businessmen and stuff like that. So I think that's a good thing. But that comms them in common. That for them yeah. It's just nice to turn it off. I think it's a release.

Yeah. I feel like coming is a release. Yeah. There's so happy afterwards. Coming is such a small part. Of course. I agree. I don't know. I like BSM in my private life. Like I would like Yeah. Not like a full time I was I was in one for a year. I told you that. Yeah. Yeah. How the yours was like full time, right? Um he wanted to make it full time but I wasn't really I don't have I don't have energy for full time. Yeah.

tie me to the bed and leave me there all day while I went to work and I was like, What if I have to pee? Yeah. It's like the apartment catches on fire. fire. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do for eight hours tied to a bed? Like I got a job. You know what I mean? Like I can't do that shit. What kind of kink do you like? Um, I like being tied up. Um Not all day. No, not all the days. I like being spanked. Um I like getting like face fucked. I love getting like slapped in the face.

So I know you like it. You like the last part? Um I like uh I don't know, I just like you know what's really weird? I was thinking about this the other day. I love being degraded and bad and called like terrible names. Really? Why do I like that? I'm not gonna lie, I like that too. I'm surprised you like that because I know it's weird. There's nothing wrong with that. I just was telling her the other day, I was like, I love being called cunt.

In the bedroom or something like that? Like take my dick, you cum dumpster, like all that shit. I'm so into that. What was that dumpster off? Oh Like I'm into like we like guys don't even say things to me that like I'm into because I think that they feel like they would take it too far.

'Cause it's a good one. But you would wanted that. Like but you want it. Like take it to that level. I guess yeah, I guess so. Yeah. I don't know. It's really weird. Like and I it's not like I'd like to be insulted in my regular life and Um, all the guys that I date are always really nice to me. Like I don't like mean people. Like a really slutty alter ego. Yeah. I like it. And a cute romper. Under that is like some leather and chain mail. Some leather nipple tassels. Where did it put on today?

This was so fun. Oh God. I love it. Any last minute add-ins that we should do? Mm.

Mm. What's your social media? My social media. I don't know why I'm pushing my b Yeah, she's my social media. What do I move? You look so smart right now. When you do that, you look so smart. You're so smart. You can tell the weather. Um, it's basically Holly Randall everywhere. Pretty much. Um Nobody well actually I was gonna say nobody's stolen my name, but that's not true because there's actually

someone out there who's impersonating me right now. What? Did I tell you about that? No. So there's someone who's out there who is pretending to be me and saying that they're um a hustler photographer, which, you know, I do shoot for a hustler. um and that they're looking for models for photo shoots for like Hustler Germany and like Hustler Europe which doesn't exist. And um yeah and actually I ended up so I sent it all to Hustler and Hustler opened up a case

And I spoke to the DA like a couple of days ago. Wow, that's so you're like, they're looking for your P P A. And they like um they use like different email addresses with my name in it and then they pretend to be me. And it's really weird because I've had girls forward me like these email conversations between this person who's

pretending to be me and them and it's just really eerie. It's like get a life of your own it that sense is like they're trying Invading, yeah. They're really trying to Well I'm trying to figure out like yeah, what they're doing, like if they're trying to meet

The girl and then like what are they gonna do when they meet her in person?'Cause obviously I'm not gonna be there. Yeah, you're right. So I don't know like what so anyways, if you guys get contacted online about a hustler shoot, it is not me. That's Holly. That's Holly. Yeah. And my Twitter is at Holly Randall. My Instagram's at Holly Randall. My Snapchat's Holly Randall. So it's pretty much just

All Holly Randall. Check out her workshop. And my workshop, Hollyrandall workshops.com. Have you ever considered doing your workshop in Paste? Ooh, leather leather pastry? I haven't, but hey, you know, whatever it takes this I'll tick.

If I have to, I'll do it. What's your social media? Oh, okay. So mine is not as simple as Holly Randall's. Mine is Razor X Photography on Instagram or you could do Janelle Razor on Instagram. One's appropriate for mom, one is not appropriate for mom. Whose mom you talking about? Because everything's appropriate for my mom. Oh. My mom You know what? Yeah, like on a on a real note, like yeah. So my mom was just like, Don't you know, just don't do that. She's like super.

But she was okay with me shooting porn, so I was like, Ooh, okay. If that's the only rule, I'm good to go. Hey, you know what? Yeah. That's all good. Yeah, and Snapchat for phone. Snapchat Janelle that pussy. Please don't. Do it. Please don't. Send her dick pics. Send her dick picks. She really wants that. She really is into hairy butthole. Oh my god. Yes. So please Like the hairier the better. Please. I will be so happy. It's photos by JR.

My social media is sucking all the dicks on Instagram, sucking all the D on Twitter and And Cam Soda, come watch me. Close my mouth or put my mouth around something more interesting. Give her them tokens. I hope I do more of these. I don't know why I'm doing this with my hand. She's trying to sniff her armpits. I know, you try to sniff your armpits. This was fun. All right. Thank you guys for watching. And thanks, Holly, for being on the show. Holly Randall. Thank you.

This is our exit song. Hit that dab one time, Holly. One time hit the dab. She's like, what do I do? Dab it. Oh. Like that? Yeah, but you gotta put your nose in it. Oh. So this is gonna be fun, I'm excited.