Episode #46 Superman, Scary Dreams And The Heat
This week I go absolutely everywhere with my ramblings. I go from gym bros to the heat to my poor back to scary dreams and all the way to pride.
Jul 08, 2025•38 min
Dan's Talking Crap
Daniel Gordon
Heeeeeeey my name's Dan and I'm a moron (great way to introduce yourself) now I have your attention welcome to my podcast that absolutely nobody asked for. I already have a less than successful podcast over on my YouTube channel (the visual guyz) with my buddy Chris. This is a side podcast for me to ramble away on when I'm on my own and my tiny little brain is trying to process my nonsensical thoughts. So If you enjoy the thoughts and opinions of a potato then this is the show for you. So please come have a giggle at my expense and enjoy Dans talking crap.
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Episode #45 Time To Get Emotional, Turkey Teeth And My Poor Bad Back
Another jam-packed episode this week but to start off we have to talk about the huge loss that football and the world had this week. We also have to talk about the weird world of turkey teeth, my bad back, work being awful, peace of mind and much much more.
Jul 05, 2025•43 min
Episode #44 World War 3, How Do We Move Our Body's? And Pranks
Back with another ramble and this week I discuss the inconvenience that is world war 3, pranks, how our body works, my girlfriend and 28 years later.
Jun 25, 2025•31 min
Episode #43 The Butterfly Effect, Space And Living In This Time
Another weird one I have a huge nonsensical ramble in this episode. We've got space, the butterfly effect, time travel, politics, my girlfriend, mariokart and so much more.
Jun 17, 2025•50 min
Episode #42 Are Some Celebrities Setting Woman Back, All Out War And Annoying My Girlfriend
So people this week's episode is mostly about feminism more specifically are certain celebrities setting women back?
Jun 13, 2025•35 min
Episode 41 New Zelda Casting, I'm Missing Football And WWE Money In The Bank
So this week we are embarking on another amazing week. We have the new Nintendo switch 2 on its way, Lego, and WWE money in the bank. I'm also missing football already, a new potential Zelda casting and much much more.
Jun 03, 2025•32 min
Episode #40 The Human Mind, End Of The Season And Lego
In this week's episode we have a huge ramble on the human mind and why it works the way it works. We also have to talk about my new Lego builds, my recent film and show watches and the end of the premier league season.
May 26, 2025•40 min
Episode #39 Disney Mascots Ruined Me, Indian Fairs Look Insane And The Internet
This week takes a bit of a heavy turn. We have Some bizarre stuff being said in the Internet, being disconnected from life, Disney mascots making me cry and people wearing so many layers in summer.
May 21, 2025•33 min
Episode 38 Kanye West, Ghosts And Strange Filters
It's a very mix matched episode I talk about Kanye West and his bizarre new song, Edd and Lorraine Warren, Mario Kart and the only new only fans controversy.
May 13, 2025•32 min
Episode #37 I'm Basically A Real Avenger, Nostalgia And MarioKart
Back again with another ramble this week I'm talking al about MarioKart kicking my butt, me saving the day again, the last of us controversy, nostalgia and more.
May 06, 2025•32 min
Episode #36 Sinners, Weird Lights In Canada And WrestleMania 41
Loads to unpack in this episode as we have to talk about the outstanding film that is sinners. A new content cop came out, all the outstanding films and shows we got lately, WrestleMania 41, weird lights in Canada and so much more.
Apr 22, 2025•32 min
Episode #35 Daredevil, Katy Perry In Space And Sinners
Just a quick one today people but we have to talk about the celebrity space travel that happened this week, the daredevil season finale, the last of us season 2 and so much more.
Apr 17, 2025•16 min
Episode #34 Mario Kart World, Pokémon Cards And Lego
Once again we have a mega ramble this week. We have to talk about the annoying Pokémon card scalpers, mario kart world and the big WrestleMania weekend being around the corner.
Apr 09, 2025•22 min
Episode #33 People, Life And Why Are We Here
I TRY to get a bit heavy and deep in this episode. I talk about people and their backstories and what they could be. I also speak about the infinite versions of you that exist in the eyes of the many different people you meet. I also talk about feeling and experiencing life as opposed to questioning life.
Apr 02, 2025•21 min
Episode #32 What's Under The Pyramids???? Snow White Flops And Pokemon Annoyed Me
Another back and forward episode we go all the way to Pokemon annoying me, the Pyramids and what's underneath them, snow White flopping and so much more.
Mar 24, 2025•26 min
Episode #31 We've Finally Done It!!!! And Adolescence
There's only one thing I have to talk about this week and that's Newcastles huge league cup win. We also go big on the new Netflix series adolescence and everything that comes with it.
Mar 18, 2025•32 min
Episode #30 Big Cup Final, Sad Netflix Documentary And Shut Up Joey Barton
So in this episode visuals I have to talk about an extremely sad Netflix documentary I recently watched. The toons huge game that's coming up, Joey Barton being an idiot, invincible, daredevil and much much more.
Mar 10, 2025•27 min
Podcast #29 John Cena Heel Turn, The Stress Of Being A Football Fan And The Mind Of A Murderer
In this episode I go through every emotion as I watch my beloved nufc stress me out. We talk about the big night of wrestling with John Cena heel turn, the mind of a murderer and people feel nervous.
Mar 02, 2025•32 min
Episode #28 Nostalgic For The 90s, Dad Slaps Kid And LOTR
So this week we have to talk about my long for being back in the 90s. painting my lord of the rings models, rancher season 3 and so much more.
Feb 28, 2025•25 min
Episode #27 Brave New World, Time Travel And Destiny
This week we go to a through place's. I talk about time traveling confusing me, captain America brave new world, destiny and belive it or not thoughts on only fans.
Feb 18, 2025•31 min
Episode #26 Jayden Smith's Castle Hat, The Fantastic Four And Escaping Daily Life
In this week's episode we talk about our royal rumble 2025 winner, Newcastle united potentially giving me a heart attack, escaping daily life, the new fantastic four trailer and much much more.
Feb 04, 2025•35 min
Episode #25 The Royal Rumble, Presence And The Toon Are Hopefully Back On Track
In this week's Dan's talking crap I mention how amazing the film presence was and how different it was from what I expected it to be. The royal rumble is right around the corner and I can not wait, football and more var drama and much much more.
Jan 27, 2025•32 min
Episode #24 WTF Elon Musk, Ghost's And There's A New Scary Film On The Way
In this episode we have to speak about that weird situation with Elon Musk. I also speak about a new scary film on the way, my dream jobs and if I'm an approachable person or not.
Jan 21, 2025•36 min
Episode #23 Up The Toon, Superpowers And Dodgy Elon Musk
This week we have a fun question about super hero masks and which one would you pick for there powers. Life is amazing right now being a Newcastle fan, the crazy wildfires and more.
Jan 13, 2025•34 min
Episode #22 Time Is Scaring Me
Happy new year people we are back and ready to talk absolute rubbish. For our first episode of the year we have to talk about the strange fog over Christmas, time going to quick and me getting beaten up by kids in a football match.
Jan 07, 2025•34 min
Episode #21 Halloween, Epic Shopping Trip And The Cinema
We are back after a couple of weeks (I don't think anyone missed us) and we have sooooooo much to talk about. We have our Halloween trip to discuss our shopping trip and all the cinema trips. Plus so much more to get into. So after a short break welcome back to Dan's talking crap.
Nov 04, 2024•39 min
Episode #20 How Does My Head Work? Alien Romulus And Football Is Back!!!!
This episode is very much a typical Dan's talking crap. We go from a couple of mini movie reviews to how my stupid mind work. We talk about the football being back and I ask why do we do some of the things we do as a society.
Aug 27, 2024•42 min
Episode #19 Ali Is Here And It Gets Weird
So after talking about him so much the man him self Ali Is here. He gives us his thoughts in all things conspiracys and how the world really works. Prepare for some weird thoughts in this conversation.
Aug 11, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Episode #18 I'm Sick And It's The Midnight Release For Deadpool And Wolvarine
Well this should be a celebration episode of Dan's talking crap. Today is the day for the midnight release viewing of Deadpool and Wolverine but I'm sick. Also the Trump assassination attempt stroy get more strange and Jake Paul wins another fight.
Jul 24, 2024•30 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Episode #17 Sharks In The UK???? Longlegs Terrified Me And Is Trump Now A Badass????
So this week's episode is another back and forth episode. We have to talk about the event involving Trump. Sharks are in UK waters. Me getting so scared at Longlegs and it's nearly time to say bye to the boys season 4.
Jul 17, 2024•37 min•Season 1Ep. 17
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