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It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody's here. I don't know where you are, but everybody's here. Let me let me start with Shay. Last we left off, you were going to Austria with the family. Hallo recolaw.
I'm in Vienna, Danny. I don't know what the hell is going on.
Okay, okay, give me the highlights. So far. You travel with three little girls and your wife or your roommate. How good? How bad?
I mean, it's pretty easy for me because they have three across, so the roommate has to sit with the baby and the two kids together, and I just get to watch movies and you know, drink polish beer and shit.
Okay, but everything's good. Everybody's playing nice over there.
I'm not really, I mean, I'm in a little bit of a trouble. Yeah.
Wait, how did you get in trouble over there?
Well, they're doing Thanksgiving here and I was sent out to get a turkey, and I stopped by a couple of stands and had some beers and some brocks, and it was gone for a good three hours. And I came home with what I thought were two little turkeys. Turns out there fucking geese. Man, So so I'm not really I'm kind of persona no grata right now at the house.
Okay, all right, Well two geese is better than one.
I don't know. My mom is fucking.
Bad, bad Larry. Where are you at a funeral? No?
No, no, I just pulled in front of I'm sitting in my car in front of Raise. I told everyone quarter to one for lunch, and we're running a little behind. So I'll do the show and then i'll go out of my lunch.
Okay, all right, Just to let everybody know that it's Shaye and Irving, not Shae and Irving. It's Shae in Irving, who's now in Vienna. It's bad Larry. Somewhere on the Jersey Shore, we have Dylan, the graphics guy who's dominating so far, Yes you are. We have Marvin who's on the controls here recording everything. Picture Day Rays, the producer of this god forsaken podcast. So let's recap. Dylan is up plus twenty one one.
Other week in the positive.
Dan unbelievable one four units last week. Bad Larry lost three units last week. So you're at plus four. Shae lost three units and you're also tied with bad Larry five plus four. Yeah. How bad do you feel, Shay that you're down to Larry's level.
I don't know. I'm still thinking, Jesus, I'm up at all. This is a miracle, Danny.
Well, Dylan is the one who you lost some bets. You lost on the NFL. You got crushed on the NFL.
Oh, it's about time it caught up with me. About time to cut up with me?
No I saw about Dylan. Dylan got crushed on the NFL, but he dominated college football, clean sweep in college. Yeah, you had a month more, I actually did.
So.
You had Illinois Iowa under thirty and a half. And yes you're a winner again.
Just it's every weekday.
It's just it's like Christmas and at Little Appy State money line.
That was big.
Do you know about Christmas.
App State and James Madison? You had Notre Dame minus twenty four and a half. He had Washington plus two and a half against Oregon State. So you dominated there. Your Parlay didn't do well and your NFL for the most part, didn't do well.
And they had the Vikings cover in the NFL.
Loves that Barry bad, Barry bad.
Larry.
Uh, you're kind of spotty here. Anything you want to point out?
Well, I think Travis Kelsey's love struck and dropped like the fumble and then two simple drops. That's a bad loss for say and I last night we're both on Kansas City horrible.
Okay, So you think that you know his love life Taylor Swift is interfering with his football life.
Nope. Do you see he was punching the ground, he was angry. Yeah, he's got to he's gotta go get on that picturey tour.
Well, does your relationship with your wife affect your gambling? Do you have a reason why you're not very good?
Come on, dyl Anama, you're having a fabulous here. I love it. Ray when you get us a chance, look up, how many of those three unit under ay, I was to have won him, because that's like crazy. That line is twenty eight. I can't touch it.
That might actually.
God, it's twenty six this week, twenty six and a half, twenty six and a half.
Dylan, who are playing I looked at it and I said, you know what, just let let the Dylan take that. I'm gonna stay away from that game, Larry.
I mean at this point, I think you just take it, right. I mean, they're playing Nebraska.
You have to take it every game, Yeah, until you lose. Yeah, I mean it's nowhere around.
Yeah, but I understand bad Larry. This is where you go.
Okay, I'm not jumping in that.
Yeah.
You would think they would have to hit another over at some point this season and we're running out of time.
Yes, yes, absolutely.
But the lower that number goes, the more I like it. Thirty and a half scares more than twenty six and a half.
What are you doing.
Is that?
Shake?
What? Uh? Wait?
What are you doing?
Been drinking since ten am?
Danny?
I don't know what the funk I'm up to?
Well, what are you making sounds for?
That was the goose?
What time?
It?
Laughing? Kind of choking, choking, laughing, you know, fucking breathing. Are you out here?
Are you drinking by yourself?
Oh? Well yes, but I mean there's a ball full of people.
Okay, but your wife and your kids are there. Well they can't drink, I know, But what are you doing?
My parents hang out with them? Oh I'm going to I'm going to a Christmas market after this. Good buy the kids some ship at least that's what I said.
Yeah, but if you if you fucked up a turkey, what are you going to screw up with your kids?
Bring them home with some fucking brat or something.
Hey, avoid any old memorabilia.
Okay, shut up going any thing you want to mention for last week there?
Yeah, fucking Chargers game?
Me?
Were you fucking shit me? Drop touch? Give me a fucking break. That was money in the bag.
Uh? Kansas City minus three launched that one. Uh, let's see. Uh, Texas State minus three and a half they allound. They allowed seventy seven points against Arkansas.
Let me tell you, I got a lot of shit on Twitter for that one.
Should rightfully?
So you should? Oh my god, you just you just missed that one. Huh. They allowed seventy seven points against arc state. And this is another one. When you when you give me the you break it down. The more you break something down, the more nervous I get for you.
I get it. I don't blame you, not one bit.
If has any uses, any numbers in his analysis beforehand automatically faded.
Not just fade it. Get the alternate fucking spread and put your mortgage on it.
If only you've done Arkansas state alternate spread minus forty, you would have made a nice little chunk of change.
I did have.
I did have Broncos money line against the Dolphins earlier this season. Though that was pretty that was even uglier.
Bad Larry. How was the funeral celebration of life?
Oh? I felt like Shay at the end of the night. I was in trouble with everyone because it's one all day and all night. I got home at like two thirty in the morning. Well, when we went to dinner, I was told we went to dinner somewhere in the middle, like ten of us that I don't remember. Thankfully, the waitress in Squan tavern is also the waitress and raised, so she took care of it. But yeah, I think Shay threw ubbing off on me.
Yeah, you're in trouble. All right, let's turn our attention to this week, Dylan. Since you're dominating, you get to go first.
Thank you, Dan.
All right, we'll start it off with a little egg bowl action. All miss minus ten and a half Againstssissippi State. O shocker, three units. I went to brass under twenty six and a half. It's amazing every time. Michigan minus three and a half against Ohio State. I think they do the three peat in light of in light of everything going on lately, got Pitt verse six against Duke and then el Passa plus seventeen against Liberty.
You gotta have a parlay I.
Do in a little Turkey Day parlay.
Lions minus seven and a half against the Packers, the Commanders plus eleven against the Cowboys, and Seahawks plus six and.
A half against the Niners. So taking all the Thanksgiving Day games rolled into one that always works.
And what Dolphins minus ten against the Jets.
Tim Boyle is probably worse than Zachuay.
Now he won one game in college. Was he like one in ten at Yukon? Yeah?
Probably, And that's a that's a big one game at Yukon too.
Oh yeah. Every win's a big win at Yukon. Yeah, but I think Tim Boyle won one game as a starter.
But did he died to get into the NFL then as a one game winner at Yukon.
I just think maybe he's, you know, a really bright football mind. And then he became friends with Aaron Rodgers.
I guess could be.
I don't know. I don't know the friendship path. There any other games there in the NFL.
YEP, Giants Patriots over thirty three and a half, simply because this game should be terrible. So I'm fading myself here. Okay, Texans plus one and a half against the Jaguars, bill's moneyline against the Eagles.
Eagles got to lose again.
If I said, you're can have c J stround or Trevor Lawrence from here on out in the NFL.
That's actually tough. I don't I would. My inclination would be Trevor Lawrence. But I don't know. I'm just from seeing more.
What about you, bad, Larry c J Strounder, Trevor Trevor Lawrence.
Trevor Lawrence, no question, he's Johnny's fantasy quarterback. I got a root for him. Oh no, that's not that influence is my betting.
I know, but that's not what we're asking. Who your son's fantasy quarterback is?
Never mind, Well it's Trevor Lawrence. He had a monster game for us this weekend, and I got him the rest of.
All Shaye and Rvy, No, no, I'm talking about their careers, not fantasy points. If you were a GM of an actual.
Team, I thought you said the rest of this year.
Their careers, the rest of their career.
I still want Trevor law All right, what about you, Shay CJ.
Strout all day? You have fucking nuts?
Okay, what else do you have?
Deal?
I got a Bill's money line against the Eagles plus one sixty and then Sunday night Ravens again minus four and a half against the Chargers. Because, as I've said, and I've said many times, the Chargers are dead to me when it comes to betting on them.
So I'll be fading them for the duration as well.
Okay, I don't know what that means, but you're gonna.
Duration of the season.
Okay, all right, that brings us to bad Larry Larry h What do you have? Where do you want to start?
I'm going to start with my three three unit, three team ts. But I got to adjust these lines because I heard you gave the lines are a little different than what I sent in this morning. Of course I want the Cowboys. I have it at plus a half. I think it's now minus one and a half.
Is that right, picture day, Ray?
It's one right? It was eleven? Right?
Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Right. So I want the Cowboys. I went under the Giants under forty five whatever that line goes to. And then I want the Chiefs. I don't know what that line is, but that's my three team tes. Get ten points with just each one of them, okay for three units, and then I want one unit on a bunch of NFL games Cowboys. I know now it's minus eleven against the Commanders, yep. I want to forty nine ers minus five and a half against the Seahawks.
Forty minus six and a half.
Six and a half, Okay, Larry, Larry.
Every every time we do this, you don't reach out to Ray to get the actual lines that we're going with, and your your lines are usually wrong, and then you get frustrated.
I'm not in frustrated. I'm just I'm sitting in my car changing a line on my sheet.
So, but you could have reached out to Ray this morning.
Correct, basically I could have, but Ray was very busy.
No he's not. No, you know what he does all morning. He makes fucking hot dogs. That's it.
Okay, Right, next week, I'll reach out to you. Well, when I sent this bat in and Dolphins were minus six, they're ten, they're minus ten. I still want them at minus ten. Dolphins minus ten, Jaguars minus to one and a half against the Texans, the Cols minus one against.
The Buccaneers minus two and a half.
Okay, No, you sound like you think I'm mad. I'm not mad. I'm saying okay, and then I'm mad.
I'm mad.
Larry, give me.
Whatever lines you want. Okay, I want over in the Ravens Chargers game. I'm hoping it's forty four and a half it is. Yeah, and then in college I got killed in college last week. So I just got three games. North Carolina minus the two against North.
Erry minus three.
Okay, Yukon minus the two and a half against u.
Mask minus two. Gave me that is a that if you said I could play in that game, I still wouldn't or get paid to watch.
It, and then I want what's the Washington Washington state line?
Sixteen and a half.
You know what, I'm gonna get rid of that game. I don't want it anymore. Right, So just two games in two games in the in the college and the one two, three, four, six seven pros and my three three unit three teen teasers.
So Larry, you're dumping. You're not taking the Washington game.
I'm sorry, you're not.
You're not taking the Washington game.
No, just get rid of it.
Okay, I'm gonna take Washington minus sixteen and a half.
Okay, Uh, smart, Dan, you done?
If you dump it, I can pick it out, okay.
Uh Now time for Shyan Irving joining us from Vienna. We did have some feedback. Some people said that if you are the Christian person you say you are, you do use colorful language a lot on this podcast. So just letting you know a little feedback there, Shane.
Oh, you got some fucking priest going in, Danny that's going.
On here, and some nuns. Yes we do. We're big.
Yeah, nouns are real big on me. Let me tell you.
Okay, here we go. Here's Shan Irving with his college football events.
I got the Green Wave laying the three. That's a double shot, Danny, and I got the fighting Connors Stallions minus three and a half, you Mass plus two and a half, the Baptist laying sixteen and a half, and Diego Pavia, my man, laying the one and a half.
Okay, hold on you, mass Is getting two, Liberty Is minus.
Seventeen, motherfuck mate, and.
Then Diego Pavia coming off that big blowout against Auburn minus one against Jacksville State. That's actually an interesting game.
Yeah, yeah, I'll take all them, Danny, Okay.
Anything else? Why are you you're you're You're angry here? Why are you angry? You're wait, you're drinking in Vienna.
Drinking in Vienna. I got hooked by a couple of geese. I'm outside of some restaurant. It's been a trying day, Danny. I should be praying, but here I am talking to y'all.
Okay, hurry up, you can finish up and then I'll let you go back to whatever you need. Would you say pray?
I should be praying, but I'm here talking to y'all.
You would not be praying. When we hang up. Where what are you talking about?
I'll be praying in the morning. I bet I'll be praying to stay married.
Do you think your wife will be praying to not stay married?
The roommate got more since you met me.
I think after she's two geese for dinner. That might pay the finals.
Two Giza ling five and okay, here's your NFL give me your NFL picks. I'll let you go.
Pray Baker Mayfield plus two and a half, the fighting Aguante's plus three, and then I got Sunshine lay in the one and a half.
All right, giants are getting three and a half and Jack's yes against ex minest one and a half.
Y not good for sharing?
No, no, you're good, no against me.
Lines moving against me smart money.
Oh boy, Okay, we're gonna start calling you pray in Irving instead of shay and Irving because that's.
Yeah, that'll that'll shut the fucking nuns up.
Say when's the last time you actually prayed, like got down on both knees.
Pray day, dummy, I pray every day. We don't have to get nat stupid say that in the Bible.
Where do you pray?
In my mind? Danny?
I know? But like you are you walking around praying. Are you in the shower right now?
I'm praying for forgiven. I'm praying for praying for guidance. How the hell I showed up here.
On the planet or.
On this podcast.
Outside of some bar? What is this bar? I think it's Italian? Anyway, you're a.
Long way from Christmas Market, but you are in Vienna.
C Yeah, I'm in the first district again. I know that much. Okay, they're not very friendly here. I'll tell you that.
Why would somebody be friendly with you?
Because I'm up? I know that order a be er, Danny. You know what else is bad here? The drug scene can't find ship.
You don't need anything to go to a Buddha pest in town. You don't need anything. We don't need to be trafficking here. We don't need to be giving any information here.
You normally I can score within an hour.
We don't need that, we don't. You're just joking. I know that.
I'm bating the Mendoza, Danny. I'm over.
The Shaye at Irving podcast is on hiatus, so I'm guessing if you come back from Vienna, then the podcast will be resumes next week. Is that sound right?
I don't know what. I'm back.
I wait, you're not How long you in Vienna?
December something? I think the day before Pearl Harbor Day?
What do you? Oh my god, you gotta get back.
I think I think I'm not positive, Danny, don't quote me on that.
All right?
Should we reach out next week? See if you're with us next week.
Chelsea, reach out mome morning. See if I'm still here.
You know what, I'm going to have picture de Ray reach out just to check in with you.
We'll call enter Paul.
Don't do that.
All right? Well, good luck to everybody, and you know, from the bottom of my heart, a happy Thanksgiving to to all of you, Larry, Shaye and Vienna and Dylan of course the graphics guy. But happy Thanksgiving and I hope everybody has a wonderful weekend.
Also, Dan, one last thing, but I think if Iowa hits the under this week, we may be in order for some T shirts like Iowa T shirts, Yes, Iowa and the under T shirts, so we can brainstorm.
What is it? Iowa three quarters vowels awesome?
Is that like the state motto?
I don't know, there's you know, three of the four letters.
Or Iowa their offense sucks.
Well, no, we don't know what. Let's work shop this okay, bad Larry and Share. Yeah, yeah, that's they're they're gone. Okay, well it's just you and me now, yeah, now it's time to okay. Yeah, but uh, man Dyl, I'm worried about Shaye though, that you're over there with your family on vacation. That didn't sound good.
He's a he's a pretty hearty fella though, But he seemed angry. That's he seemed completely normal to me, So maybe.
That's no, like every word was, you know, I think he'd be having fun with it, bopping around in Europe.
But wait, he couldn't be on his own. No, you can't have that happen. He can't even be on his own here.
No, he needs uh, he needs he.
Has parential guidance with his parents or his roommate's parents over there. I don't think it's making much of a difference. All right, all right, that's it. It's it's time to close up shop here. Thanks for joining us on. Dan Patrick takes a gamble, and we'll talk to you next week. M h m hm h