Episode 80: Amber Alert

Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Hello, Dan, Hey, hey, bad Larry. Great to talk to you.

All right, I'm just walking to the car, Dan, I'm having a little lunch with the great Philly White.

Wait at rays of.

Course it raise where else?

Okay with the gangs here by the way, before we get started.

Jay, now down the whole fucking I got.

Some tailgate moonshine, watermelon. You have never asked for anything, never, And I brought this up yesterday to seat and I was like, you know what, we have our tailgate moonshine in here. And I would have thought that you would have asked. But then you don't drink anymore. No, I'm not a drinker, Danny, Okay, not me, not anymore. As you're opening it up just to just to take a smell. Okay, here you go, let me know what you think of.

Yeah, yes, not even when my wife even yelled at me. Your liver is going to be shot. You know when you're eighty, you know, and whatever.

When you're eighty, you liver shot. Now, yeah, you're you don't have to Larry. You don't have to wait till eighty. I'm just saying so.

I think I might start trying to force some water down, but I haven't yet. Oh uh damn again.

You know that's troubling.

You should come down this weekend.

No, I'm not coming down there.

It's the five on five basketball. I'm telling you about it forever.

I know.

Why would I want to see that? Why would I see a bunch of guys who used to play, and then everybody sits around and talks about their careers and what could have been.

No, no, none of the old guys play anymore. It's all your new, young, fresh young kids. But it's a fun weekend, your boy, know, all will be down.

I don't care.

I think they're coming down tonight.

Actually I know, but it's not. That's not any fun. Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares. Larry to raise, Larry, Yeah, yeah, I get to go to raise. And then what's that one what's that one house that we went to?

My boy, that cast will go No, no, no, no, no, no, fucking Tommy boy.

Nobody knows who you're I'm talking about. Didn't we go to someplace that's a you know, it's packed with people and it's a bar, but a it's called the Something House, the Trap House, the Parker House.

That's both Friday, Friday and Saturday night. We'll do the Parker House again.

That's what I was, not your guy Metcalf's never mind.

When I go to When I go to the Parker House, I park in Metcalfs Drive.

I know that no one cares.

Oh my god, Dan, it's just you and I have a little conversation.

I know, I know, but there's a lot of people listening to this. They have no idea what we're talking about. All right, Uh, Shay got a little taste of the moonshine. Dylan got a little taste of the moonshine. And uh that's the watermelon tailgate moonshine. Okay, let's get started here. Let's recap. Dyl is still in the plus category plus thirty three and a half units. You lost five units last week. Ye, Shay won five point seven units last week.

But go Larry.

Okay, okay, okay.

Now, who's the one who's betting on the Mets every game? Is that your?

Oh yeah, the guy who's losing money.

Now, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it on the show. But if I think if I was actually doing this with the book, yeah I would. I would pay the vacant get.

Out you have to after selling me.

You ain't got a choice now, I actually I disagree, Larry.

This is when the Mets thrive is like disastrous part of the season and then nothing matters, and then they're going to rip off like a twenty game win streak. When it doesn't, you know, they'll come like a couple of games Shy the wild Card.

Yeah, I don't know. I looked at him. I almost bet him today on the show. I almost picked him, and I just couldn't pull the trigger. Are they gonna get swept by Kansas City?

It could easily happen. Corosco's on the bump today.

It's they've gotten fucked by Kansas City before.

Larry hold On, Uh, we got Rave's got something to say.

Well, I was gonna say, Larry, I don't know if they're going to do well. They played the Nats and the Royals and they split those series. And those are like the two worst teams in baseball.

Two high powered offenses.

Right, Okay, I know so well instead of doing it, and I wanted to bet against the Yankees, but I just took the overnight yanked. We'll get that when you get back to me.

Dan. Okay, All right, let's see Crawford dominated Spence, you guys. Yeah, you guys were utter domination. Yeah, you're on the right side of that. Every aspect of the fight. He just beat the brakes off of him. Dan. If there was a fight in this room, yeah, who would win? You? Why? I think you got a knife for your pocket.

If I punched you and get fired.

I don't have a knife. You look like a knife man to me. I have a wit that's very sharp. Well, then I would win. If you don't have a knife, you would win. Yeah. Absolutely. You think you could take Marvin? Yeah? Do you think you could take Dylan without a doubt? Dylan is Dylan's a little crazy. Yeah. I've got way more felonies than him, so I could absolutely go.

How many felonies do you have?

Well, how many have been expunged? How many haven't been exponged? Three? Three felonies? I have one?

What do you mean we have one that's been sponged?

Oh, well, there you go. I went.

I think it's a sponge.

The over under was two and a half felonies over you over went over over like Northern just smoked it. Is there any any of the felonies that you'd like to tell us about. Yeah, a couple of all batteries and the burglary habitation, No big deal. Light work, light work, light work this weekend work, that's all okay, yea ex sponged Danny free Man. I wish people could see the haircut because you you cut it tight to that I gotta cut tight. Yeah. And uh so your tattoos are

Life, Yes, Marv, did she say feed you more?

Yeah?

Oh feed yeah.

No, we ain't that lucky. She ain't doing that.

The arsenic dos just getting h she stopped putting.

Rat poison in the pasta so now we're good.

All right?

So is there anything to recap? Do we need to recap anything? I'm amazing at baseball, beton Danny amazing. Yeah, well you got one, two, three four, you were four and two winter Okay, you had Crawford, Oh yeah, heavy, okay bad Larry recapping going tony y.

I just wonder you guys didn't forget about that.

No, that's about all you got.

I looked at the live thing at the Greenbrier this week and I just said, I can't. I can't bet on the liv.

No, no, no, no, no, you don't want that. Let's see. Yeah, there's not much here to recap.

Dylan recapping, well, in typical fashion, I had a Parlay that lost by one leg, per usual. On the fights, I did have justin Gagee by ko over poorer plus two twenty five.

That was nice.

Lost all the fucking Formula one bets. So someone's in trouble.

Yeah, that'd be your wife her girlfriend. Yeah, oh sorry about that.

That's all right.

And then you had Crawford winning as well. Four units yep. Okay. Then now we turn our attention to bets for this week. Dylan, I'm going to start with you, since you are the clubhouse leader.

Alrighty Hammer and Brown's money line tonight versus jets basically pick I'm plus one oh five okay, and even more hammering the under thirty three and a half. I would take if that was the total during the regular season, I would take it too with these two.

Didn't you have to you lost a bet to Dorian Thompson Robinson or he affected a bet that you had to get blue hair fo yeh with Ray?

Yeah, that was when we bet it was a usc U c l A okay. Oh yeah, and I had.

To dye my hair blue. Actually really fucked my hair up for like almost a whole year. I had to shave my head.

Oh.

I like DTR He's going to get some snaps tonight for the Cleveland Browns. I'm on his bandwag. I'm a fan Brown's Jets. The over under thirty five and a half thirty three and a half thirty three and a half.

Okay, what are you taking under?

Okay? Going under?

And I will be mostly betting the under through the whole NFL season.

Yeah, okay, what else? Anything else to bet? Uh?

The Windom Championship, Dan, I just care There's no way you're going justin.

Okay, here's here, hear me out.

This was his first pro start back in like nine, was at the Windhom Championship he needs he doesn't need a win to get into the FEDEXCA playoffs, but he's like eight spots back.

I just think, I don't know.

Wait, what are the odds for him to win the Windhom Championship.

Plus thirty five hundred? So now you know he's probably north of the middle of the pack a little bit.

Is Wyndham Clark and the Windom Championship? Great question?

I actually don't think so. But that I mean, it seems like a missed opportunity.

Name written on right now. Ray says he's not in the field. Wow, Wow, that's a missed, missed opportunity. Yeah, man, Shaye, what do you have for us? Well, I got some NCAA futures, I got some other weird shit. I got baseball. But uh oh so you got college football future? Absolutely right now. I love the road Runners this year to win their conference. That would be Texas San Antonio UTSA. Maybe that's right to Lane's the favorite, don't matter, Green

Yeah, Okay, all right fucked on that one. I remember that.

Okay, yes, you did anything else? Shane Conference USA Western Kentucky plus one twenty big ten. I got Blue plus one seventy and the PAC twelve SC plus one ninety. I don't know how you don't take that. I don't get it. Okay, lick and rally again, Caleb Williams, ship it, Okay, any baseball since you're dominating in basement. I am an American and a capitalist SOKC minus one eighteen against Larry's Mets.

I did I sent it in you know this morning. I all so have the underneck and all these games like seventeen ten.

Almost anymore score now that's gonna be.

Twenty.

Yeah, so I got the under the jacket before one more recap. I didn't hear how did that black box or whatever his name.

What are you talking about?

Last week they both bet something the black guy, black beast or something.

He won as a dog.

He won the bite.

Yeah, he was part of my parlay. He won.

Wow, Tonys, I just wanted to know how he did.

Continue.

Did you want him to lose? Larry?

You want him to get humiliated?

Lay? I just remember you guys were all big on this guy and I never even heard of him, so I hope he wont them.

I'm rooting for.

One unit on the Phillies against Johnny Quaito. I mean he's done. I took a Tani so one unit on a against the Stay there, I got Otani, I got one unit on Sure's. I think he's got to pitch a game for his new team, So Texas against the White Sox. And then I got over an a Yankee game.

Those four baseball bats Astros Yankees over nine. Okay, oh my god, stop doing that? Stop stop no. I sent it in last night.

Okay, nobody, nobody. I was eight and a half. So you're wait, I think it's gonna go over all right?

The Rangers are minus tonight.

What's the White Sox money line?

Right?

Well, Larry, you're lucky. They're minus three to zero five now, but you put it in early, so I'll give it to you. But the White Sox are plus two forty five.

I want one, you know on the White Sox money line, I don't believe it.

Yeah, you never say anything about that, Larry went. When there's a benefitial line, you're like, oh.

I didn't know. I didn't know what moved.

You just said that you moved it, Larry Night, like this dips down New Jersey, just bet on it.

I said, I sent these pics in usually last night, but I sent them in this morning. I don't know what line you're gonna give me. So what do you do?

What? Ray?

You just gave me what?

Well, I gave you the better line there because the Rangers are now minus three oh five, so you got a better odds there.

Well, I thank you, but you keep you just keep track of the winds lost with those lines. I don't need to write them down.

That's what Ray does on the show. He does keep trying.

No one thought you were writing them down.

I write them down texture and then I just let you guys tell me usually how much I'm up, but lately I'm down.

So you write them down on a piece of paper and then text Ray instead of just texting Ray exactly what the fuck you want to bet erect? Okay, picture of it?

Send them, Send them to picture.

It's mostly chicken scratch.

Too on mare and air sauce spilled on and ship.

There's Sally.

Put them in my car. Guys. All right, Well that's all I got there and there's nothing else going on?

Rough? Are you hosting this? Oh? You got something going on right now, don't you.

I got Philly White waiting for me to come back in and finish my lunch Big five on five tournament this weekend, and.

I won't be there.

This is my favorite weekend of the year, way better than the Pumpkin Regatta.

Yeah, but that's when you had your wife and her sister there with you in the same hotel rooms in next dude, you have Larry Right.

I just got a text from my wife fifteen minutes ago. It says, when you go to raise for lunch, have someone install uber no driving this weekend because you know it's just a shit show down.

Here because of the tournament. Yeah okay, right, yes, out the Parker Houses. Yeah, there's a lot going on there. What is it? What kind of bar is it? It's just a big house that's got different floors and.

Everyone funnels out from like the city.

Yeah, that's got some entertainment value attached to it. Is there like a DJ? What's the music scene? Like?

You?

After party? They after party after the tournaments at bar Anticipation in Balmore. But then the stall warts, you know, nine or ten o'clock, leave there and head over to the Parker House. We're gonna be Parker out Friday night, Saturday night.

Is that invitation Larry or I'm sorry that invitation?

You guys say you wouldn't, well, say you can't come down when you're not drinking. Just don't bother y Ray Marvin. Anytime you guys want to come down, come on.

Well, Larry is going to invite Marvin. That's breaking news. Bad Larry hanging out with Marvin?

He said, oh did that black boxer win?

Well, all right, relax, yeah they were both black, Larry. It's not.

Larry.

Fortunately one of them had to lose, So you win, Larry.

Way to go.

Yeah, I'm just talking about his name. Who got what's his nickname? What do you guys call him?

It ain't the black boxer. I'll it's bomber.

What was Jason Spaith?

No, No, that was not.

New It's mister new Luke.

It's the black Beast and he's a UFC fighter. He's not even a boxer.

Okay, the black said he won.

I was.

I was pulling for him.

You got you didn't even know? You're not pulling for the blacks. He's nott he was the black boxer and that he was a boxer. Larry, have fun this weekend and I'm sure it'll be a lot of a lot of highlights there with all your buddies. We'll chat. Okay, guys, all right, that's bad Larry, uh shaye And Irving podcast is not back yet the hiatus still. Our first guest is going to be you. So when I sho up. Okay, but you have to give me a heads up that

Yeah, nothing says like you know, high and tight like the gun tattoo.

Yeah, nothing says Fairfield County like a pistol in your head. Yeah yeah, our friends love it. Let me tell you, I can't imagine if you like going into Greenwich or something. Oh yeah, you're walking your daughters and you're Greenwich and you got a forty five on the side of your head, my favorite pistol.

Get three amberlorts on your phone.

And you are the Amber. It's like, I am the danger. It's like it's like a minority report Amber Alert. Yeah, like it's going to happen the Ambert. I am the Amber Alert, all right, our pleasure to pleasure to serve you.

It's like Johnny Drama. I am the fucking game pen.

I am the fucking Ambrolord.

Uh, thank you for listening to Dan Patrick takes a gamble as I have in more than just this show but in life with these guys. But uh, you know, we're in it to win it and when we will and when we will? All right? If we survived the off season and had some of our best shows the off season, yes, Ray.

So a question for you guys. We always clear the bet slip, yes, so do we want to do that after this week? NFL starts technically tonight, so we could clear that, have NFL preseason and then for the rest of.

No, because there's other things to bet on. I think once we get to the regular season, when that starts, if you want to bring in other things, but the NFL, we we wipe it clean.

I have it. I have an idea.

Like keep the like the total tally going and like obviously lump in NFL and stuff like that, but then also have a separate like NFL season.

Football season, not just football season college football.

Yeah, but so like have like the running tallied to like you know, just to see overtime.

Agreed, how bad. But if you were minus thirty three and a half, would you be saying that.

I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.

I'm gonna No, I would fifth, I would this is only number two. Yeah no, but you know, like he like just for you know, Shed's sake, and then have the the real battle on its own, but also rolled into everything else.

I don't know what I mean, Dan, I I don't words. No, it doesn't matter. We got time.

You act like I'm not going to lose thirty three and a half units before the regular season game.

No, because you won't bet that many. Yeah, that's why you won't lose that Let's take uh, let's take a time out till next week at this time, and thank you, thank you for joining us for Shan Irving Bad, Larry Dylan, the graphics guy, Marvin and Picture Deray. I'm Dan Patrick. We'll talk to you next week.