Episode 65: I'm On A Diet

twenty seven? Yeah, okay, looks like it's a lived in body. Yeah, but you're drinking white claws and twisted teas today, trying to get healthy. Dan, We're on a diet. Uh. Everybody's drinking but me. You want to twist a day, I should be the one drinking. Listening to the Ellis bat Larry there. I don't know how you don't drink every time? I know, Matt, I am here, Dan, Oh wow, Bad Larry's on time. Yeah yeah, No no funeral this week. Yeah, no funeral this week, no past, no um and Dan,

I'm drinking water today, April water water. I'm still drinking bud. It's not bud light by the way, I'm still drinking Bud heavies and uh. But I'm on water and I do have a little headache today. I will admit the first couple of days was fine. But I think I'm craving a coke today. Coward? What is okay? What does that mean? I don't. You're drinking water and you got a headache and you want I think like ten cokes a day, and for April, I think not cocacola or

diet coke at cocacola coke, coke regular. Do you have diabetes? Larry? You got the sugar beeties you've gotten You're twenty seven with your whole body and you're talking to me. Akay, No, all right, no blood works perfect, I have no but um, I got a little headache today. If you don't have slightly fatty liver, I would be because I have that. You guys haven't seen bad Larry yet. No, not. It's like for a couple of times. Yeah, once you see

that in person, it'll never leave you drinking. It'll never leave the rest it is. Yeah, all right, all right, let me recap here. So Dylan, uh, well, you want a half a unit like back then Shay won one units. You're back to zero. Bad Larry lost four units last week, so he's still plus eleven. Uh, yeah, you're not giving me my Yukon win from a couple of weeks ago. Never mind, We're gon't worry about it. Dan, I Ray is the one who keeps he's doing he's scoreboard here.

Uh did don't we cheating, Larry. We're not cheating Larry. Larry, I have it right on Dan sheet. You kind of win at all minus one twenty five and it's in green. Thank you. I didn't notice that. I mean, I don't have that, but I just want to make sure you didn't forget about it because it was like three weeks ago and I thought I was only I didn't think I got credit for it. You're saying you gave me credit for it. Yeah, I gave you. But you're fine, man,

You're you're my man. You're starting to become my favorite guy on the show. By the way, what the hell he doesn't even talk. I just found out he keeps scoring. He's my man. Okay. The reason why we're doing it today Wednesdays so we can get in the master's picks and bad Larry has been pretty good at golf. Ye really good at golf. Let me recap from basketball action that these guys had bad. Larry did not do well in his two units one unit. Uh, and you had

Yukon winning it all. You also had uab over North Texas baseball. You did well in baseball as well. Yeah, and golf you did just Okay, that that sound right, Larry. As long as you got me four and one in baseball, I'm fine. Yeah, I got you four and one in baseball. There we go. Okay, Okay, all right, I'm just recapping here. There shouldn't be any animosity here, all right. I got a headache, than come on, uh shaye, let's see uh kind of hit or miss all the way through this.

And one in baseball, one and one in basketball. I mean that's a win, Danny taking it every time? Okay. What about the over under on total runs scored on opening day? Yeah, that backfired. I told you, weren't they begging you to take the over in this and you took the under? Yeah, because they're begging me to take the over. I mean, it's all the aces are on the hill on opening day. So it was one twenty point five total runs on opening day turned out to

be one twenty seven. Yeah. Uh. Anything else in here a max Verse stopping winning the Australian course. Yeah, you got that one right. Anything else in here, dil um, I had Rangers, Mets, Brewers money line parlay. Brewers screwed me on that one, UM FU plus two though, even though they should have won out right that I actually ended up betting the money line too. That was terrible. And Miami did not win the title, No they did not. No, okay,

that turns us to this week, and bad Larry. You get to start since you're in the lead plus eleven U minutes, and let's start with the Masters. We're gonna give a lot of units away and the Masters because it's just fun to watch. UM top twenties one units each. Zander shoffle shotly you know my boys shuffle, Xander shuffle all right, Sunjay M very good. I got m right, And so I want those three in the top twenty, all right. Then top ten to two of them Xander

and Sunjay. And then I got a one, two, three, four, five tournament matchups. Well wait, wait do you have are you betting Tommy Fleetwood as the top twenty finish? Yeah? Just top twenty, yes, those three top twenties, Okay, okay, and then just two of them top tens. Okay, all right, so top ten finishes, you got Xander Shuffle and sun

Jam correct. Okay, Now you have matchups here, right, And I didn't do um Draft Kings or whoever you guys use I used my off shore bookie and my matchups with Xander against Tony f now Xander against Colin Moore Kawa and then Sunday against Cameron Young and Sunjay against maxhoma Ja. He's even saying that, right, and then and then Tommy Fleet would Oversane Lowry. Okay, so they're one unit one unit each. I knows those three guys, all right, anything else that you would like to add, then I

just I went into Raise this morning. At the counter we started talking about top live player, and I saw twelve to one on Patrick Reid as being a top live player. Now, I know, I know it's you know, it's probably gonna be Rory, But at twelve to one, I'm gonna take a little shot one unit, I'm Patrick Read to be the top live player. Well, Rory's not a live player, like the opposite of he's like anti live. Yes, oh, so I don't have to beat Rory that's good. Christ.

You have to beat like Dustin Johnson, Cam Smith brooks Ka. But Reed was like the sixth choice way to go Larry. Okay, so I forget they shot at it. If I don't have to be Rory, I should put another unit off. I'll stay with the one unit on Patrick Reed. Okay, Ray, are you getting all these things down? Just so? I think you know Larry didn't get mad at me. Okay, So Ray is handling that, Shay, You're up all right.

Corey Connors plus five thousand to win. Um. I like his Iron Game, Iron Game, Matters of the Masters and this on the heels of the Valero Open. Yes, okay, he's a connuct that might change things. Yeah. And he's done well, he's had a couple of top ten finishes. Yeah, he's done all right. Yeah. John Ram Ram Ram Ram uh plus nine hundred, Shane Lowry plus fifty five hundred, another good iron player. Okay, Uh, Top five, I gotta go with hook them Spieth okay plus three sixty and

then top thirty. Sue Woo Kim see Woo Sue Woo Kim plus one fifty Bang Bang Oh, I got baseball two uh, Minnesota laying the one twenty and then the under in the White Sox Giants Game seven and a half. All right, so twins minus one twenty over the Marlins. Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna go on base. They're gonna get on base. Okay, Dylan, are you ready for years? I think? So? Okay, all right, going Rambo to win plus eight fifty, cam Smith to win plus twenty five hundred, UM, and Hovelin

to win plus thirty five hundred. Those are all one unit. Spreading it around, I thought, do you love Hovelin or does Bad Larry love Bad Larry loves Victor Hoveland? Different people, right from two different different golfer Okay, um? And then I'm going so those are all one unit, and I'm going top ten finishes Sung JM top ten plus three hundred, Keith Mitchell top ten plus six fifty. Is he a visor guy? Yep, Cashmere Keith. I have problems with visors. I do. I have a problem with the guys you

wear advisors. I mean, you can really only wear it playing golf, not look like a total idiot. Don't tell Gruden or on the sidelines, Yeah I did. I don't understand the visor you ever see the guy with the thinning hair and the visor, It's like you could just get the top part put on like a sunburned Yeah. Probably What else do you have? Um, I'm going Corey Connors to miss the cuts I had? Are you fading well? Like? So?

Him and Cam Smith I think are the only guy's the last three years to finish top ten at the Masters, And I've seen that stat everywhere. I'm like, that's just ripe for a letdown down twenty four units or nice Canadian letdown? Well, Cam was what tenth, second, fifth, fifth, Yeah, his last four I don't know that. Yeah, you want to hop on I picked him? No fuck that. I would have hopped on a football season, but not this shit. Okay, anything else. Um, So I'm going no hole in one

in the tournament plus one fifty. I don't know why. I bet this a lot and I always get fucked by it. How many many? How many hole and ones do you think they've been in the history of the Masters competition? Okay, not Part three or any of that stuff. I'm gonna give you over under twenty eight twenty eight holes in the history and the history of the Masters, only on CBS hello, friends, forty forty that would be over, yeah, I said they. I'll give you the okay, thirty four

thirty that's pretty good. Thirty four yeah, anything else that you have here, yep um. I actually so, I added this after the fact. I'm gonna hedge that one a little bit. I'm gonna take there to be a hole in one on hole twelve because that's plus twelve hundred. What the okay, wait a minute, are you taking no hole in ones but now you're taking a hole in one on twelve but two units on no hole in

one one unit you're hedging plus one fifty. Yeah, okay, Larry, if you want in on any of this stuff, just let us know. I guys, I want to start booking Shad's bets, I mean Dylan's bets. Yeah, what the fuck, la are you gonna take? You're gonna cover Dylan's bets. He's gonna book him. I mean, if he's gonna start like that. If you start exactly true, if you start booking my bets, I'll start trying. Say they were giving him twelve to one on the three team teams, I

mean three team park lays. Now he's going on no hole in one and then picking the special hole that he might get a hole in one arm makes no sense to me. I'll book all those ship. If you're gonna have a hole in one, it's gonna be on sixteen. Yeah, twelve is really really I mean, that's why it's twelve hundred. Yeah, yeah, sixteen. Actually sixteen might have had longer odds. I have to double chat. I would if I was going to pick one, it's gotta be sixteen. Yeah, because it kind of funnels down.

That's when it happens where it always. That's the magic on CBS. All right, anything else? Hello, friends? Yep, lacrosse season Dan Denver minus one and a half against Villanova, your alma mater, my alma mater, Harvard of the West. Yeah, good school, kind of a nerd. And these are these are Big East team is Denver and the Big East.

Denver's in the Big East. Well, there's not. It's the school like the west of the Mississippi lacrosse in field hockey, I'm sure, right, yeah, because they're basketball teams in like the uh like whatever Sun Belt conferences, of course they are. Um so yeah, Denver minus one half against Villanova. No, no formula one this weekend, Dan, So I'm taking a little breather even though I'm getting hot on uh this, Uh yeah, Ray, what do you have so really quickly?

Hold one on twelve plus twelve hundred hold one on sixteen minus one thirty five. Yeah. Yeah, so that's the big difference to the overlooked that detail. But I'm sticking with twelve. Yeah you are. Yeah, if you're gonna have a hole in one will be on sixteen. Yeah. Yeah. They they're kind of inviting. Man. You know what, maybe I'll sprinkle that into By the way, Shaye and Irving has his podcast. It's called Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast, And according to Ray, our podcast is

available wherever you get your podcast. So what does that mean? So we just put it on on all platforms. We were on iTunes and Omni before us. Now we're on Google Play, everywhere you can get Spotify, everything you can get your podcasts, we're on and by the way, no podcast. Next week. We're on vacation and it's probably good that we get away from each other for for a little while. We'll talk about it together. I think we need it a little dry out. By the way, you didn't go

to the Yankee game. No, I canceled it. Oh okay, but I did go to the city. That guy didn't sleep. Um, it was a good run I had. Who'd you go with? Some work shit they want to do? You know, hey, don't quit. The company is still party? Is it like a morale boosting? Yeah, team building. You're good at your job. Let's all go fucking party in the city and whatever. And I just I hit the streets, Danny, as soon as that dinner was over. I was in the East

Village like bang. Nothing says I'm a morale boosting Like trying to get out of the East Village at seven in the morning, hopping on an eight to two at a grand seven. That train ride home is the saddest ride of your life. I'm a pro. This ship doesn't bother me. I'm rocking and rolling crying when you get home. You got three daughters at home? Yeah, I went. I went to work. I went straight to work. Oh you did, I have to train all the way to Milford. I

went straight to work, put in a full day. Then I went home and kind of blurry after that, But I know I went to sleep very well. You don't there's no conversation. What's the conversation? Where was daddy? Yeah, daddy? Oh right, you smell kids. No, they don't ask me those questions. They know better. Does your wife know better? The roommate does not know better, but she asked a lot of questions and I just, you know, knoed them off. A guy Daddy just got Daddy at the streets hanging

out the hotel bar. Oh man, it was at night. I know people in city. So it gets weird quick. So Shay and Irving his podcast and of course this podcast as well. Larry, anything that you would like to add before we a close up shop here. No, I'm a little bumped because I am we're driving the main. Fuck. No, don't I know what you're doing. You're gonna be available next week and we won't be here because we'll be on vacation. I can't believe we were not going to

be giving you. I knew it. We're gonna let it, were gonna let the melow just mellow for like two weeks from now, we'll talk about how great my master's were. I'm I'm tired of it getting gas lit by Larry for him not coming. You're so full of shit, Larry. I know I'm coming. I'm driving the main tomorrow whatever it doesn't even tomorrow morning early, I'll be going through Milford right on Rue fifteen or whatever. You wilbur Cross Highway when Merrit, you idiot, change in wilver Cross the

Merrit Parkway been there since the fucking thirties. And you seem to drive up and down at a ship Ton without Milford. You never stopped. And you know it's just me and my wife tomorrow. I don't even have my sister in law with us. So what are you gonna do by the Xanex? Yeah, there'll be no zanex on the trip, so you could get it. Wait, you're gonna stop by? I said, I might. I don't know yet my plans parent in cement, but I might have to stop buy this iss alo. Okay, let me know. We'd

love to see you. But do you Shay there every day? No, Shay's not here. He's got a job, jobby job. Jacob probably busted it up. Definitely actually shows up. Well, Okay, if if you show up and Shake comes over, then you can't just go, Hey, I gotta leave now. True? Oh no, we'll go for a couple of hours, but I do have to drive the rest of the way to main So what is my drinking competition? Oh, you're getting scared, Larry. You're taking a dui during the day. Anyways,

Its fine, Oh the wise man, Dylan. Thank you. Dan will check in around eight thirty nine in the morning. I'll give you a little tex Yeah, let me know if I can. Let me know if I can stop once again. And I gotta meet. I gotta meet Picture Day Ray and Dylan. Yeah. I know I'm gonna meet you in one of these days. But Picture Day Ray doesn't seem like he he hangs out much like Damn go to his job to find and roasted dude. God. Ray doesn't have much of a life, though, Dode, That's

not true. I go out every once in a while, Me and Dylan go hang out. Larry, You're more than welcome to come with us if you think you can keep up. Oh wow, wow, wow man. Well now you got Pictured Day Ray giving you shit. I would be afraid of Dylan and Shay Picture Day Ray. No, not as much. Rayonhang Khan. I've gone a lunch. Ray Ray is our Jared Goff look alike? Really or yeah, I still think he looks like Kad Cunningham. Who Kad Cunningham? The hell's that on the Pistons? Oh? Fuck right, the

Pistons out of state? Yeah, like mix. First off, that name doesn't sound black at all. Kate Cunningham. You don't look like Kate cunninghammet he's black. How many fucking drinks have you had? Not even one? No? Pull up, Jared Gold. No, he does look like Jared Goff, looks like Jared Goff. Do you have a girlfriend like Jared Goff? Does? Hell? Not like Jared Goff does? Yeah, you're Jared. Yeah, you look like Jared. All right, bad laird, let me know, let you know if you're gonna stop by. Good luck,

good luck? Alright, okay, all right, well we'll talk to you in a couple of weeks. On Dan Patrick takes again.