This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, I don't know if you want to get into this conversation that we were having prior to giving you a fall that had to do with the free clinic. That's all I know. Larry kind of love to get involved in it. Yeah, well,
Shaye and Irving was just talking about the free clinic. Yeah, they got it. Was when I was living in Minnesota for a minute. They had a free clinic called the Red Door. Yeah, and I would go there whenever I had problems because I was too ashamed to see my actual doctor because they would give me too much shit. You know, how did you do this again and again and again? You probably got two of those with your real doctor before you're like three and four. I'm going somewhere.
I lived at the Titty Bar. It was perfect, But you don't we lie to our doctor even though that doctor is there to help us. Only drink on the weekends completely yeah, yeah, how many cigars do you have a week? Um? Maybe one or and then I never finished because it's always one at night, So I always say one or two because I've had two before in a in a night having a cigar. So I don't I don't lie if you if it's like you smoke like two thirds of it, though, I'll give you like
the it was a half a cigar. Well, you know, I don't even know how many is too many and how many is okay. It's like when they say, well, how many drinks do you have a week, Like if you have four to five year an alcohol, they say four to five a day, you're like a binge drinker. Yeah, they say a week is yet yes, ray, well we looked it up because we had an argument about this in the back. Yeah, it's eleven or what was it like, thirteen a week makes you an alcoholic technically, yeah, which
is unfortunate information. I mean to be fair, I know I am. I've been to rehab like several times. I'm dealing with it. My mama told me when I was fourteen years old, she said, you're an alcoholic, and just like the rest of us, you got to learn how to live with it. That was it. Yeah, and you're doing a bang up job as he takes a drink from his white claw. Thank you mama. Yeah, how you
doing Lair? Everything good? Dan? I just I bet Gonzaga not on the show, but in the parlay with FDU, and I woke up the next morning and checked the scores and I had FDU over Gonzaga and FDU Gonzaga. So I won one of the parlays and lost the other one and didn't really think anythink about it. I saw the way Gonzaga didn't cover. Like yesterday morning, Larry, Larry, Larry,
we're talking about the free Clinic. We're talking about Jay being an alcoholic, and you're talking about du Ty Park guy and I only drink beer, so I don't even count, right, you do drink a lot of beer. Yeah, you should be in rehab too. Where I meant to talking how many drinks do you every week? I say, is none, honest nothing, But I don't think they counted beer. I kind of like that logic you're Inzana access. This came up on the show where somebody said how did bad
Lair get his nickname? And I said, I don't know. Can you can you tell us how you got nicknamed back man? It was back it was back in high school. Um, you're not bad enough to do this, you know whatever it is now chug this whatever, just stupid stuff, you know, after doing it a million times in a row. It was instead of you're not bad enough to do it, it's just your bad layer, and it just kind of stuck.
And I tried to I tried to live it down at Providence little early on, but too many letters came addressed to bad Layer, and two of my roommates my freshman year worked in a mail room, so they will see my ship with bad lar. Right now, you can only eat so many paint chips before everyone calls you bading, okay, and we're all to rousing start Uh, Dylan, you are getting rough I suck again. Yes, post NFL, you are getting roughed up right now. You lost eleven and a
half units last week. You're at minus twenty and a half. Shay won one unit, You're still minus four Larry didn't win, didn't lose now he's he's still at plus fourteen units? Is that everybody? Okay? We're on the same page with that sounds about right. All right? Uh bad, Larry? Is there anything you want to recap? Um? Not? Basketball? Is like we did the show on Thursday, and he had a games Thursday night, but then all those games run together.
You go Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You know, I don't even remember how I did or who I picked you. You basically won one lost one one one lost one one one lost one one, one lost one. That's how you end up with zero units, Larry, I don't really want to go over that. Damn. Okay, all right, U do you want to recap anything? And c State fucked me? Yeah? Me, Tom? Yeah that was bad. Maryland saved my life. I love Arkansas. Oh you were bitching and I knew that that game
to the bar and I just watched it. They were what like twelve and then we were there was eleven minutes left in the first half. Yeah, and you're yelling at the TV, Danny. That's how I watched. You have to watch it by yourself. Oh yeah, nobody's watching my kids a dog, nobody's in the room. I mean, you have what three daughters? Three daughters? Absolutely no one escapes God's judgment. Talk about the free clinic. Yeah, after that you were dead and the rights after. If I had
six kids, they'd all be girls. Uh, Dylan, anything you want to recap? Yeah, I mean, god, you had so many best and honestly, fuck you lost all your golf, pretty much all your best. Sam Burns finished sixth. He dropped a shick, he dropped a stroke and dropped a six. Max Vers snapping, And my stupid girlfriend told me to bet on every week lost to his teammate, and I don't know. Yeah, and I just got smoking. And you
had the fastest lap with the Fernando Alonso. You missed that winners, but I did win Lewis Hamilton's top six he finished six. Great. That turns now means we turn our attention to this week and we start with bad Larry because Bad Larry is leading right now. So Larr fireaway. I got I got a bunch Dan all one unit bets. Um I did these last night? Uh, Tennessee minus five against Florida Atlantic. Okay, Kansas State, I don't. I just don't believe in Michigan State anymore. Kansas State plus the
two against Michigan you get one and a half. One and a half. Oh my god. Right, Um, Connecticut money line against Arkansas. I don't want to lay the points, right, so that's minus two hundred minus two. Okay, so I'll risk two units to win one. Okay, um Ucla minus the two against one a half this one and a half minus one and a half. UM Miami Houston game going over the one thirty eight Alabama mine to seven
against San Diego State. Okay, and I don't like this one, but I got to bet my Jersey team Princeton plus the ten against Crayton. Okay, Uh, might have some golf, but you can come back to me on that, because I want to hear these guys picks. Also, you made changers. Oh no, no, no, no no no, I'm you are a bad layer. Yeah, cheating lay golf? Yeah, give me your golf right now. Okay. These are just today's matchups because that's all they had on my site last night.
I guess they started this tournament on Wednesday or something. Yes, they do, because I wasn't want to pick some top ends and top twenty like I always do nothing else play it's match play. I didn't. I wasn't aware. I mean, I'm aware that the daily matches bad. Just go just go back to these guys. One unit Rory over Denny McCarthy, one unit Scottie Scheffler over Alex note Norn. Yeah, and I just love Tommy Sleep. Would one union on Tommy Sleep would over Um. I think it's Dylan's boy, Maverick
McNeely him a couple of times. Okay, that's a lax bro right, Yeah, it's a lax name is your name, Maverick? You're playing lacrosse. His dad's a billionaire, right yeah, I think his dad's a billionaire. What does his dad do? Uh? Maybe nothing? Probably nothing, didn't do anything? Yeah yeah. Razorbacks plus four against Yukon um Tennessee minus five and a half against FAU. I don't know how the hell FAU is going to cover that number, so I'll probably lose it.
Zag's plus one and a half against UCLA San Diego State. I mean, I really plus seven and a half. I really like this bet, which means I'll lose. But they're the slowest team in the country. Damn hear, Bama is the fastest. If they can slow Bama down, they're covering this number. Okay, I think they can used to minus seven. Uh, don't care about the public bet on Miami Crayton laying the ten against the fucking nerds, Texas of course laying the four and a half against Xavier and Kansas State.
I agree with Lair. I just don't believe in Michigan State all right. Case state is uh, case State was favored by one. Now it's Michigan State by one and a half. I love it, Uh, Dylan, It's up to you. So obviously I have Kansas State plus one and a half against Michigan State, but all three of us being on that really is a bad omen. So I'm going to switch that to Michigan State, good Man minus one and a half. I love the logic behind some of these bets. This is the only system I've used that
actually has kind of worked. All the other ones are pure stupidity. Okay, But fading when all of us are in agreement and switching the other side has worked out even one a lot of I would like picture day ready to pull that up. You won a lot of units just just fading me and Larry yep and I would tell you too to do the same to me. Okay, what else do you um going? Arkansas Yukon under one
forty oh. Um, Tennessee minus five and a half against after it's gonna be a basket at the buzzer and go, yeah, that's gonna be they've combined for you know, one thirty nine. It's yeah, it's gonna be like one thirty eight and someone's gonna hit a three. Yeah, garbage three in the game. Yeah, okay, half court yeah. Um, Tennessee minus fine half against fau UCLA minus one half against Gonzaga. Gonzaga has to collapse
at some point, so this may as well do it now. Um. I also like San Diego State plus seven AF against Bama. I'm telling you, I'm gonna stick with that. That hook. I feel like that hook's gonna come into play. I can already smell it. Um. The U money line against Houston, down your nuts plus two sixty five. You love Miami? Yeah? I do. I love the U. Okay, and actually they're really good this year. I'm also taking the Miami women's team money line. Yeah, and then they're gonna crush Nova
the other nerds plus one sixty? Um, what else? I got Princeton Craton under one thirty eight and a half. I also I forgot what the numbers. Was the unders hit like, it's like a ridiculous ratio. This tournament. It always I think it's profitable, but let's go around. It's just under under um Xavier plus four and a half against Texas. UM. And I'm also gonna add Arkansas money line against Yukon. I'm tired of all the Ukon bulshit. I know we're in Connecticut, but given a rest mark, okay, um?
And then Marvin went to uk Yeah. I really hate Dylan, but you didn't even pick uk this far. Father, I have them winning the whole thing because I picked with my heart, not in my head. Man. It's stupid, but it's working out something. I really yeah, fuck him? What else do you have? Um? I also got a couple of golf matchup these are today matchups. I got Seeth the gallover JJ spawn minus one fifteen and then my guy men Louli over Maddie Fitzpatty us one thirty. Okay,
isn't that woman for Villanova? Doesn't she average like twenty eight a game? She scored a thousand points to season. Yeah, don't look at me. I don't know. They got some batties on Miami's team. Now, I have to say if you want to go look at the depth chart. Some what some batties, some betties, some really nice looking women. Oh yeah, where I'm from calling betties. What's up Betty? Oh I never heard that. I haven't heard bettis. She's
a betty? Oh? Oh yeah, I never heard that. Did you see them at the free clinic where I got the free clinic? I was in the express laying the fellow you again. All right, come on, we know it's a free clinic. What's her last name? Dude beginning with an M? This the woman at the Villanova about the white girl. Yeah, she's unbelievable. Yeah whatever. I think she had like forty seven in the game this year. Efforting
right now, there's a lot of m'son here. I can't I can't buy the points scores, all the point well, they're giving me field goals, made, field goal attempts, Google most point score, Like, what the fuck? I know what thing? Right? Rookie mistakes? Just make a name up, No, give me the names then, all right, Maddie Burke, Oh that's a big m A coming. Maggie Grant. There's more than one Maggie. Well, he said m there's like nine women named with like the first name that has an eminent Megan Obrius. No,
what's Maddie Seagrist? Is that? I think that should? I think she's the big score. What's her last name? Yeah, she's averaging twenty nine a game. Yes, that's what I ask you about. It took me a little bit. Lock it in, Maddie Seagrist? Yeah, what's her point prop under for this? I don't know. I don't think that happens. You don't. I'm gonna find that you're gonna bet against her. Yeah, I'm taking what you're taking my chest. Man. I think she goes for thirty two. It's going to be h bad.
Larry's still there. I'm here. I try and bring in and you guys don't hear me. So I just stopped talking. Thank Christ, Larry, if you were in the Yeah, Larry, if you come up here, then I'm able to see you, and then I'll go, Oh, I understand, I understand. I got thanks to do. Dan you have I don't believe that at all. You don't do shit. You have nothing to do. And you know that. You know that I have a birthday. I have a birthday celebration and raise
right now. Um, who is her birthday? At twelve thirty on a fucking Thursday at dinner? Larry, what is it you'd like to say before we say goodbye? Dylan concepted line on Maddie, I'm taking it over. She shoots every time. Me too. Yeah, So then I watched. I watched it was Marina Grill with my wife and two other girls the other day and I had to watch the villain over again. It was the only game on. And she's good. All right, So she's averaging twenty nine point two. You
want to set that twenty nine and a half over? Yeah? Gone, all right, I'll tape that out of here on that sorry, okay, all right, all right, buck you guys. By the way, Shay and Irving his podcast, are you back? We're back this week? Okay, producer. I guess he got married and then had a honeymoon. I didn't know anything. Not a team player, no, absolutely not hone. Fire him? Yeah he should divorce her. Okay, he could fire hards, I guess. Audios lady, So wherever you get your podcast? Shay and
Irving is the name of the podcast. Anybody else have any closing remarks before we say goodbye and send people off into the weekend with March madness ready to lose some more money. I think, yes, you've done a really good job since foot everything. I've effectively erased everything from seasons. Yes you can. Stuff won't stop, keep digging. Just good luck, Dylan, Good luck Shay, damn have a nice weekend, all right, bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan is the graphics
guy until next week. Everybody