Episode 62: Stop Saying Oral

that day? I mean, you can't covered that was joyous. I don't remember after I was. I was good during the game. I locked it up during the game, had a couple of hot dogs soaked up the booze. But I don't know how I got on that train. I have no idea how I made the Grand Central what Marv? Wait, Shay, did you get a tattoo in your head while you were gone? No? I got those wait years ago? Oh you know him? Danny Wait Jay's rocking the fresh cuts cut. We're at war. Uh. This one says role model, that's

for the kids. That one's for the kids. And this one says self made. It's got a thirty eight snumb dose, my favorite pistol. Honestly, if you ask me to guess what the two tattoos were, those probably would have been. To my guesses, I forgot all about that. But you got a new you know, fresh cut here. And yeah, it's war time, Danny. It's tournament time, is what it is. Exactly what I'm talking about, all right, all right, a

war with my bookie, that's the truth. You got to intimidate them a little bit, right, No, you're not picking up on Tuesday. How about next week? You see this revolver. But Shay made it out of the Big East Tournament alive, and uh, yukon you you won with Yukon right coverage down, Danny. All right, I'm the mayor. Let me recap here. Dylan lost five units. You're now minus nine yep. Uh, you of course won the NFL regular and postseason for a while. Here, Uh,

Shay is minus four units. It's all about entertainment, Danny. I'll pay I'll pay that price. Uh, bad Larry plus fourteen units. Worst day. That's because bad Larry had a good Day's awful awful? All right, Dylan, you want to recap you lost golf everything, you lost lacrosse, yep, you had, you had Denver money line versus Yale Harvard of the West. You missed out on the Best Picture. You had band cheese.

The Oscars really boned me. I mean no, like what everything everywhere once won seven Oscars again when they were the favorites to do that. I know, but like you took a chance. You took a chance on Banshee's Yeah, let's see Brendan Frasier, you got Best Actor and Michelle Yo. Yeah. I also I finally watched The Whale, like a couple of days ago. Yeah, Anti Bummerly, what did you think it was gonna be. He's not dropping, you know, one hundred and fifty or five hundred pounds, dude, Now he's normal.

I was just like, fat, Brendan Frasier, this could be funny, and I was like, no, it's actually really sad funny, not meant to be funny. Oh no, I didn't think it was. I had no idea. Really, I was just like, all right, I'll watch the Whale. You also missed out on the Best Supporting and Best Director. Yeah, I really want you whiffed. Let me see college basketball. I did alright, I went three and one and those uh, those random ass games, and I still have zona to win the

title A plus seventeen hundred. All right, uh shade, let me recap. You had Yukon, you got that you uh point, got him by half a point? All right? Hook, let's see you lost on your other bet. Uh yeah, everything else? Yeah, okay, because you didn't bet that much last week. Recapping Bad Larry who dominated at the with the golf tournament Victor Hoblin, even though Bad Larry doesn't know how to pronounce his name,

top twenty and top ten. Damn Maxhoma, you got that one, Colin on top ten, Colin Moorekawa, same top twenty, top ten. I'm not sure. No, no, no, you didn't. No, he was top even twenty. You had him top ten as well. So you got Victor Hoblin, Maxhoma, Colin Moore cow at top ten. You got two of the three and I only won five units. Here we go. I'm just I don't know. I didn't check him because I'm on the right, Dan, I'm still on the road. I'm in northern Virginia. Now

are you look a gypsy cab driver? You're always on a goddamn road or just a gypsy. Why is it you're always on the road, but you're never on the road up here? Oh um, yeah, I know, and we go to Maine enough grandkids, But I don't know why. I just never never on a Thursday. I guess it doesn't have to be on a Thursday. Yeah, these guys will be the way we happen to live in Connecticut. In Texas, no, what the fuck? He fies up here every Thursday. Take the Southwest Direct HPN you pidiot Puerto Rico.

He's always somewhere. Well, he doesn't live in Puerto Rico. Jay used to be in Irving, Texas. Now he's in Connecticut. Oh okay, if you come up any day, bad Larry, If you come up on a Saturday, these guys will get together with you. Okay, well we'll make that trip shortly. Who's weak X dealer? Who's weak slash driver? I've been gone. I've been gone since last week. What I mean? What the fuck does that he did to Georgia the Devil? Yeah, okay,

delivering great. I had to get out of Savanna because they were setting up for the Saint Patty's Day parade tomorrow and uh that's the ship show. So how to get out of there? Um? I think I'm doing Harv to grace Um, Delaware in a couple hours. Okay, all right, as as Shaye reaches for a beer. I can't live like this, Danny. Okay, you missed the over in Saint

John's Marquette, you missed Marquette against Saint John's. You got the under providence Yukon, you missed Avier against A Paul and uh you got Brendan Frasier to win Best Actor. All right, Okay, Okay, I do have to say Larry has been pretty sharp with the golf so far this season. I don't like it. I don't either, Yeah, but he was horrible in football, and that's where he always tells me about how great he is is in football. Yeah,

bad Larry. The bets for this week March Madness has begun, and I'll start with you and she're the leader in the clubhouse. Okay, Now I gotta pull my So. I did these picks last night around ten o'clock some roadside hotel and I'm driving now. Okay, okay, how about I recap and then you let me know if that's what you want to go with. College is Charleston plus five and a half five five. I'm not even gonna write these down because I'll just listen to this again when

I get home. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna have Ray. Ray's gonna write all this stuff down. That's his job. So okay, all right, So college at Charleston plus five for one unit. Yeah, these are all one Okay, this past the state trooper. Okay, then I got you got a slight song. He's not following me, so I'm happy. Okay, I'm during the five in this game. One forty four and a half, all right, under. I got the under in the Virginia Firman game at under one thirty two. Yes,

I got the under in the Tennessee who are the playing? Yeah, yeah, Louisiana Lafia, Yeah, under one thirty six. Yes, I got Alabama lay in the twenty three and a half damn against Texas A and M Corpus Christie Corpus Christy. Right, I got just because we were asked to pick something in the West Virginia Maryland game and I Shane came right back with he liked the turps. I almost took. I almost took West Virginia just because of that, but I decided to go under one thirty seven and a half. Okay,

that game's going on now, yeah it is? Yeah, all right, what else do you have? What's the score right now? It's like eleven to eleven? Oh, I hope it's late. I got Colegate plus fourteen against Texas and I got the over in the Connecticut Iona game at one forty. Colgate is the best three point shooting team in the nation. O Cayse, shoot care. I think that happens every year. Like they're like Colgate is the best three point team, Like wait for them to make some noise and then

they just get bounced. Do you remember was it Randy Whitman who played for the Hawks and his son did he play maybe for Colgate? And didn't you go to a press conference and drop passion bucket or something? If memory serves me correctly, you made so many people drop passion. I know I did. We had Kevin Love on Lottery

Night and he said his passion bucket was full. I think Kobe said it to Cheryl Miller after a game, that his passion bucket was full, unreal and that came from Rick Neuheisel, the former college coach that he talked about his passion bucket being filmed filled ray, are you looking to see if Randy Whitman's son played at Colgate? So I found Randy Whitman. I didn't find his son. Is his son Randy Whitman? The second? You might be

here one second? That would make sense. All right if bat Larry's got Yukon over Iona or that's the over one forty correct? That's correct? Okay, all right, all right, uh shay, you're up next. I got the Cyclones minus four against pitt Miami laying two against Drake and by the way, uh North Chad was doing shoot around. He looks healthy to me. That's why I made that bet.

That's the big man. That's the big man. Okay, South Utah minus eight against North Bama and then NC State plus five and a half, which I love this bet too much, way too much, and someone else does love it. I love it. And then today we got Maryland plus the three against the Ears, Arcy laying one and a half against Illinois, and A and M laying the two and a half against Penn State, the most dangerous team

in the tournament. NC State was an interesting team this year. Right, they beat Duke, beat Miami, But I think there were still people saying, did they deserve to be in the tournament. There's a lot of people saying that they have a shit they're covering. Okay, I didn't say they deserved or didn't deserve. West Virginia twelve to four. Overland not good, Danny, not good. I love it. It's early. It's thirteen to

four right now. Then if they don't get in it, will somebody say, hey, Clemston should have been in the tournaments? Rutgers Vand you find out if Randy Whitman's son played at Colgate. I did not find Randy Whitman. Something I keep up funny Randy Whitman. Okay, it's Walt Whitman. No, it's not okay, Dylan, are you good? God? How many bets do you get? I have a few? Dan? All right? Um? Mad? Larry, you're still driving. I'm still driving. I keep calling my

boy lewis Dale for you. And find out if Randy Whitman's kid played there. Lewis Dale do it? Why Larry big na tournament run? He comes down to play bar five on five tournament. Larry, why don't you just say I'm going to call a friend. Oh, because I want you to look up Louis Dale and give him a little give him a little credit. I haven't seen him in a year, Larry, eyes on the road. Nice run in NCA to on that signal. All right, here we

go doing um? All right, so currently under way, I've got West Virginia minus two and a half against Marylands. Look good right now, it looks fantastic, dan Um. I got Charleston plus five against San Diego State. Oh, Charleston's good, but this seems like a popular pick. So they won a lot of games. Yeah, okay, um Duke minus six and a half against Oral Bob okay, which I actually thought was a dental school until about a year and

a half ago. Okay, um, and it's the exact opposite, uh Texas A and M minus two half against Penn State. Uh so just a ton of guy's name, Robert, So yeah, okay, stop saying Oral Oral Um Santa Barbara plus ten a half against Baylor, UM NC State plus five and alf against Creighton. Ryan was shay on that way, the Hurricanes minus two against Drake and it's he cheating off your paper. I'm saying I wouldn't cheat off his paper, nobody, nor

would I cheat off mine. My bookie listens to the podcast that's my phone, changes the points around, or he texts you he's like, dude, you should hammer and stay exactly exactly. I had a bookie who would I got on a roll and then he would say, you know, who do you like? And it felt like every time I'd say, oh, you know, I like the Bears and

you go, yeah, four and a half. I go wait, I thought it's two yeah, and then it would be like, nope, minus four and a half, and I'd be like, damn, he's changing these lines on the right in front of me. My bookie would shade Texas games, Cowboys games, Rangers games, just shade the shit out of him, Like everybody else is getting six? Why the hell am I eight and a half? Yeah, you're betting it anyway. Uh, you got golf bets. I did have some golf bets. Um Justin

Thomas to win plus eleven hundred. He's actually the favorite. Um Dylan Wu top twenty plus three sixty, played well at the Players and his first name is Dylan so that was um Aha Batilla top twenty plus four fifty. He came in second at the Puerto Rico Open last week,

so uh he just just got his tour card. Hello. Yes, and then Sam Burns top five, he went back to back the last two Valspart Championships plus five hundred, okay, and then also Dan Formula one naturally yeah yeah sure, Um five units on these everything else before is one unit? Um are you taking Max Verse stopping hit it, hit it stopping, son of a bitch. It's early. There's there's also in teen minutes to go and it's been thirteen four for about three minutes. We're okay, We're okay, okay.

Who what do you have in Formula one? Um? Lewis Hamilton my guy, top six finish minus two eighty and then Max vers stopping to win minus two twenty five. My girlfriend's a big F one fan. She said, just bet on Max for stopping every week. So I'm gonna that. Well that that's you would take any talent, of course, none of this takes talent. Well, verset happen is he's been dominated. Yeah, And what happened to Lewis Hamilton is

that Mercedes. Yeah, Apparently he came out and said he was like this car ship this year and they were like, all right, dude, calm down, well, I'd like to stand up for Mercedes, like d I love him. Yeah, I mean he's also like the best. Maybe Lewis Hamilton's ship here, Yeah, maybe I mean could be user. Yeah yeah, that didn't that when you stop, it's still thirteen. Still bullshit that thirteen to four. What happened to Lewis Hamilton was the goat? Yes,

he was in the Mercedes cars. Since two thousand and nine, only three Formula One titles have not been won by either Lewis Hamilton or Red Bull Damn the Red Bull rocks, the Honda engine okay anything, oh yeah, and also one unit on Fernando Alonso fastest lap plus six hundred. He's asked to Martin, I don't know what I'm doing. It's not Ashton Martin, it's Aston. Oh okay, that's my list, because there's there's cigars that are Ashton, Ashton Martin or

just oh yeah, Ashton bad Larry all good dad. I'm through northern Virginia. I'm looking at the Washington Monument down down the river right now. Um, Harvard Grayson about an hour and you live the life just you and the you and the wife, just just me and NBA. Yes, um, Casey's had a grand grandson last Thursday. So if you couldn't make the trap. So Casey is your wife's sister, right, that would be your wife's sister. Your wife's sister would be your sister in law, right, I understand the most

we refer as my sister in law. I don't say she's my wife's sister. Is that the zan X dealer? I forget that's the one, that's the one. Yeah. Actually, my wife's sitting in the death seat right now. She usually leaves this one for Casey, and Casey does my navigating for me. And he's sitting there right on. And I don't text m somebody, Yeah, get me out of the card. Yeah, I would be too if I were her Glory. No, his wife's not texting dude, Well she should.

I didn't hear who say thanky texting anybody? But you, dude, very hard one on one to Mary Best, I said, tel band one on one's been very hard. Oh, I can imagine in the car with you. Can you imagine me carried delaram played five crowns in the hotel. It's a card game. I was up fifty than nothing when she quit. She quit a card game on me. Okay, man,

once again, you live the life. She's miserable. She's miserable. Yeah, you're at a motel six plant stupid as the amount of drugs you'd have to do to sleep with Larry. Those drugs have been discovered yet. Well his wife is a nurse. Oh yeah, there I go. I'll take two twin beds, thank you very much. Spice give us the king, Spice up the IV drip a little bit. Yeah. By the way, Shaye an irving podcast, and that's the title of the podcast. It's available wherever you consume your podcast.

Wait what, we've taken a couple of weeks long. Oh yeah, what's wrong. The producer got married, he had a honeymoon and all this other shit. So it's been a you fired him? No, no, hell no. It's well, why don't you bring in Ray. Ray could help you when you need a guest producer for your podcast. They never offered. Well, you can't really offer because he works for me. It's called does have a jobby job. It's a good point

and it's not the legal tampering period anymore. All right, I'll figure it out right, Okay, So it's Shay and Irving is the podcast. Although you're not what what? Ray? You don't have to go to me right away. I was waiting for you to finish your thought. There. Can you find Randy Whitman's son? Yes? I did? And where did he play? Ball? Cornell? Oh wow, same shit. Damn

that would have been a great poll. It still fails thirteen to four, six thread Danny, God, damn it still thirteen to four, Dirt, it's britt squad over thirteen to four. Larry Safe travels. Damn, you just fucking mushed yourself eleven and a half point. Oh my god, Dan, I actually I do have one more. Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my ship. But look at that form I can't do. We're not allowed to play by play what Dylan? Um? So I found out that they used like you know,

chat GPT that AI shit. Yeah, um they filled out a bracket and I'm gonna do parlay. They final four that the robots? What the fuck was it? That's one of the worst free throw shooting forms I've ever seen. Okay, what are you saying though, I'm final four exact pick Baylor, Texas Duke and Gonzaga and it pays out like seven hundred to one. Okay, so I put that in. Okay, it's in the robot. It's still thirteen to four. And as we say goodbye, I'm so fucked up about it.

This is the first game and you're a mess, Danny. I was a mess yesterday to play in. What it's real? You guys want to know the live lines right now? What is it? God damn it? West Virginia minus eight and a half. Hell yeah, it is, Larry over under one, twenty seven and a half. Everybody's I'm scoring points, a lot of time, a lot of time, a lot of basket it's sixteen to four. Yeah, fuck you idiots, West Virginia.

All right, that's it. We're done. Bad Larry. Safe travels, and let us know when you're coming up this way. Maybe next week we'll talk. We'll talk next week. Okay, thank you, good lucky guy. Okay, that's Shay and Irving Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry, and we'll talk to you next year.