Episode 61: I Can't Spell

I don't know how I got off the train. Be fair. It's a long morning and I still haven't eaten, so I was gonna get weird and bad Larry, you always go to the Big East Tournament and you're not there. I know, um. And once problems lost a seton Hall, we got moved from the nine thirty game to the two thirty in the afternoon game, and he said, if I really wanted to go, I could shoot up there. But I'm driving the Saints. I'm Island, Georgia tomorrow morning. Answer.

You don't want to start that trip out by a pregame at the Big East Tournament. All right, Well, Dylan is here, I'm here, and bad Larry somewhere in Jersey, and Shay is at the Big East Tournament. Let's recap. Dylan lost four units last week, Shay picked up a unit, and bad Larry plus nine units last Mark Whehouse. Dan, Yeah, well it's not football, we know that. So we're gonna bet on the NCAA tournament. We got Oscar's bets. That'll be uh that of course is coming up this Sunday

and recapping. I'll start with you, Dylan, since you're here in the man cave with me. You lost every Arnold Palmer Invitational bet yep. I went across the board golf, John Ram to win, Will's out to ours wins, Sung JM top ten, all lost. I'm kind of im I think I'm done with Sung Jmson. Okay, well he is not panned out the way I thought he was this season. But Dan, I did win on Shaye and my Seattle Sea Dragons easy cover one by four against the Vipers.

You know what, when they come up with these lines. So the line for the Seattle Sea doll Dragons was three and a half. They win by four. It's XFL. There's no data whatsoever on any of this. It's it's wild now you got the Sea Dragons to win the XFL title. That that has to have moved down since they won last night. You lost on Formula one. Yeah, lost both of those, and I actually I had it on my sheet, but I forgot to say it. I did win on John Jones winning by submission. Well, you

don't win it. It's not No, it's not on the record, but I wanted to say it for all the Yeah. Okay, so your hands out there. You had John Jones winning by submission. Yeah, but you didn't tell everybody that I did not, so it has not included in the record. Recapping, Shay, I actually won a couple of college basketball games. Yeah, Danny has a zero recollection of any of that, so we might just want to pass the Okay, Um, you have Bijean Robinson picked by the Cowboys. Do that plus

three and they they've tagged Tony Pollard. But you're not concerned about that. I think Jerry loves to make a marketing splash and Bijean to the Cowboys would meet a lot of dollars in that marketing campaign. All right, Recapping bad Larry h You did well. You won on all your golf except for Xander's Shofley who you didn't even turn. What happened to him on Saturday and Sunday? He was like minus seven when like four over four over Saturday and Sunday. Well, you didn't even know how to pronounce

his name. So these spellings are we should probably run through these again because they're hilarious. Lary Xanders Schoffler, Yeah he missed that, Harold, it's that's an RTM, right, So yeah, you you mispronounced quite a few y. I understand. I know I can't spell. I got no problem, no problem with mitting that, all right. And I told you about Keegan Bradley. He was top ten and he's always top ten at that tournament. Matt Fitzpatrick, you got that right.

So XFL you won two and lost two? Is that right? I didn't. I didn't follow it. I one game was like thirty four twenty eight or something. Those overs were just too low in my mind. So I took all four overs. I'd never even checked this. I didn't bet them, you know, so I put them on the show, but I didn't actually bet him with my guy, so I didn't even know how they turned. Okay, Well, you won two and you lost to which means you still lost

to Vic. Okay, bad Larry, since you're in the lead, and that's uh, we haven't been able to say that in a long time. You you get to have your bets for this week, okay in the CG top ten and top twenty. All three of these guys in both, you know, top ten and top twenty. Okay, ilcome Victor to help me with the pronunciations, or Victor Hoblind, Max Holme, I got that one, yes, and Colin Morikawa yeah, damn oh okay, so you have them top twenty and top

ten correct. Okay, basketball, Okay, I know the Saint John's game start game start already, but I have over Saint John's at one sixty one. I have Marquette and minus eight and a half. That is the correct spread. I can't bet against my Providence people's and I don't think we can beat Yukon, so I went under Providence at one forty four, that's right, and then Xavier in a blowout minus twelve. I think it is. I'm impressed that you have the exact lines that we do, because that's

a rare occasion. This is what my book. He had him at truly might be at first Yeah, no discreet all right? Yeah? Uh shay, and oh you got another one, Larry. No, I was gonna say I didn't do any Academy Award wins. You know I would. I think I would just take the favorites and everything. It's not like someone's going to fumble the ball. They know who's gonna win these things. Yeah. I've won betting on not the favorites before. Larry, Well, he doesn't really Ben, Larry didn't go to movies. Yeah,

I haven't seen one of these movies. What's the who's the girl hate Blancer? Didn't she win it already like last year or something? She's winning the game? Right, he's up for Tart. No, she won't. It'll it'll be the woman Michelle yo, yeah yo yeah. And the fat guy whale is gonna win, right yeah right, Brendan Frasiery Okay, I'm want one union on Brendan Fraser, the fat guy. Yeah, he's not called the whale or something in the movie.

He's gotta win. Yeah, they should have just named it the fat guy or Larry I on one on the fat Guy. Okay, anything else? No, Okay, that's enough for movies for me. All right, Jay basketball, we'll start with that. Hell yeah, Danny Baylor minus four and a half yukon mine it six and a half of two units un lb plus five and a half in Kansas State plus two and a half. All right, that's it. Yeah, man, that's where I'm at, Danny. I'd already know who's gonna win on the oscars so and the juice is so bad,

the numbers are so bad there's no point. But it's gonna be that Michelle you or yeah, well man, it's gonna be that that supporting actor that uh whatever, that son of a bitch's name is who won the Golden Globe. He's gonna win Best Supporting Actor, guarantee you. He uh was in Indiana Jones as a kid him. Yeah, yeah, I think so. He's also in Goonies. No he wasn't. Yes, yes, I didn't want to sound racist, but they do look alike. Well,

it's the same person that checks out. I'm just saying, waity, did you just did you decide to go to the tournament because Larry wasn't going? I feel I guess Yeah. How do I avoid Larry is usually how I wake up in the morning. No, that shay of any anything would have tracked down bad Larry. That's kind of what I thought, But I don't know. We would have gone now bad Larry doesn't drink white claw. Yeah, I would dose his drink too pre wonder lick test exactly. And

we're gonna do that, Larry. You can avoid this as long as you want. It's like Mike Tyson didn't want to fight Lennox Lewis for years and then eventually they did and we saw how that ended up. But you're eventually going to have to be in the same room with these guys. I can't wait. I took the twenty five question wonder lick thing. I didn't get finished. I didn't finish it. I ran out of time. Oh, I took a fifty. I send Rays the results. I took her that one of the day's into me. Okay, I

didn't do the fifty. I didn't do the fifty question one. I don't think you can get a question wrong. You just run out of time. You were twenty one of twenty five on the practice monder Lick test. I think uh, picture day Ray says, yes, that's that's the thing. Okay, Yeah, I sent them. I send him the results whatever, like I just forwarded its, Larry. I don't want to cast in your cheerios. But I got forty six out of fifty?

Did you really? Yeah? I took it yesterday. Oh okay, I'm gonna do the fifty one and sus we okay, y'all are y'all are practicing. Don't worry. Ray sent us the links. I want to practicing. Yeah, Ray didn't send me. Shit, that's not true. It's in the group chat. It's in a group chat. Yeah, I don't read that. Just because you're looking at three phones right now, does it mean it's not in there. I don't know where I am everywhere. It's it's early, it's it's just after noon. Can we

talk about the scaffolding in New York City? Like? Why the fuck? I mean all these buildings are covered with scaffolding. It ain't going anywhere. Oh this city sucks? Say what say what time? Say? What time? Do you want me to text you tomorrow morning to let you know who won the nine thirty game tonight, right and early? The chance you're making that sure you're going to that game? Right? No way, No chance in hell you're not going to the Connecticut game. Oh yeah, I'm going right now or

like two thirty. It's a game. Oh are you talking about tomorrow? That game's two thirty now. Yeah, yeah, I'll be there at two thirty. I'll be there a little before two thirty. All right, let me get to dealing. Wheeled out of this bar, dealing it? What bar are you in? I don't know. It's got a red awning. It's Irish. I got white cloths of vodka. So I'm staying. That narrows it down. Wait, are you going to the tournament? Are you staying in the bar? Going to the tournament?

It was supposedly I'm with a bunch of schmucks. They all went to Yukon, and uh, they're gonna They're gonna wheel me out of here. You're gonna have a lunge with the red umbrella. There's red umbrellas out on the patio there. Yeah, holy shit, are you you're crossing the bar? You're crossing the garden? Yeah? Yeah, anywhere that is out the corner to Skieranague. That's where you go. There's an upstairs to that bar. Isn't there a next door there? Yeah,

there's a tiny upstairs. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Actually I know that none of this is real. It doesn't matter, Dylan, Are you ready, Dylan, You've got a ton of bens here. Yeah, okay, jocking, all right, here we go. I gotta throw shit at the wall, you know. Okay. Um, So I'm taking for golf for the players. I got Kegan Bradley to win at plus forty five hundred. Okay, I've got Kegan Bradley top five at plus nine hundred and no, you're are you doing sunjay? Mucking reason, I'm doing some plus nine

thousand sunjay. Um. And I'm pretty sure as recording this, he's already two or three over. But I'm a man in my word. Um, college lacrosse DAN seasons underway, going with my alma mater, the Harvard of the West, Denver over Yale plus two forty. You're going money line, going money line. They're they're three point underdogs, but I'm taking the money line. And Yale is eleventh in the country. Yeah fucking nerds? All right? Um? And and this is

your coach's last season. Yeah, he's been there for like a thousand years, which is the build turney? Okay, Um, he's a psycho U and I got some Oscars best Okay, all right, As we all know, I put four units on Banshees of inn a share and to win Best Picture a few weeks ago at plus two twenty five, thinking that that would be a good idea. But it's

now plus fifteen hundred. Well you just win bigger, no less? Well, no, I thought it was gonna go like I thought they're going to become more of a favorite than they were. They have since dropped down considerably, but I'm gonna throw a unit on them again at Oh, you're gonna get the fifteen Okay, okay, I see what you're saying. You have at plus two twenty five. I thought it was gonna look more promising at this point. Now it looks

less promising, okay, okay. Um. And then I'm doing four units on Brendan Fraser to win Best Lead Actor for The Fat Guy at minus one ninety four units on Michelle yaw to win Best Lead Actress at minus eleven hundred. Shit is that what it is? Oh? Well? Um? And then I'm doing a unit on Martin mcdonnough for Banshees, a Finnish Aarony win Best Director. That's plus fourteen hundred. And then the unit I'm Brendan Gleeson win Best Supporting Actor for Banshee's a venush aaron a plus eighteen hundred.

That one I actually like he should win that, okay, Um, and then I have a few college basketball picks, all right, ev Zona going to the final Forest, I may as well just have him to win the title. Plus seventeen nins. They disappointed me. They always disappointed. They're gonna, They're not gonna. They always disappoint me. They've wronged so many people, so

many times. Um, North Texas minus nine against Larry's Lawtech, Arizona minus ten against Stanford unranked UNC plus three against Virginia, and then the U minus seven against Wake Forest Good nights. And I think that about wraps it up for me. Okay, anything that you two guys would like to just say bad Larry, I'll start with you. Anything you'd like to add before we say goodbye? Oh no, I'm pretty comfortable with my picks. Dan Um that eleven minus eleven hundred,

What is it you're gonna win? Like a quarter unit? I thought on a minus eleven hundred, I thought it was better odds than that, but Ray says it's that. So I guess I'll I don't know which I put one hundred units on that, then I'll do So are you gonna are you gonna lose? Do you want to win? Four units a win? Like a unit? You're gonna have a tenth of a unit you're gonna win? Well, let me do the math on that. It's not a lot of money. No, there comes a wonder like genius. All right,

you know it's very not math heavy. Okay. By the way, Shay and Irving is another podcast that that's the title of it, Shay and Irving Podcast. Wherever you get your podcast? And Shay, do you have any closing remarks here? From New York City? I don't know if I'm making home, Danny, I really don't. Okay, you have my number. Yeah, yeah, I got the train schedule too, But that means all right now I'm gonna say your ship out of luck on both of those, my number and the train schedule.

You're gonna need a phone for that. Yeah, say good luck. Man, knock him dead? Yeah, okay, man, Hopefully we'll talk next week. Here on Dan Patrick takes a gamble,