Episode 60: No Big Deal

don't know. No, offen it to me. This guy Kevin Riley was down the floor with some big telescopic lens. I was just minding my own business, watching a game, drinking a beer. Oh I don't know why. Well, I don't know. It came out of nowhere because you you had the problem with you know, Shay and Dylan about drinking, and then you bypassed here and then you went all

the way up to the Providence Games. I'm not sure what the message was, but I'm looking at the pictures now, and they're quite a few where Bad Larry is drinking a Budweiser every single one. Yeah, that's it. No, No, that that is a like a camera that clicks every like one half second. That is like a three second segment. It's oh, it's only one beer, okay, looking over my beer, watching again, taking another step to standing up there, minding my own business. I don't know why it's a big deal. Okay,

you made it a big deal. We didn't. No, I don't know why the cameraman made it a big deal. You're so good looking, Larry. Yeah, I'm like, I'm in the middle of the arena. We sent it into TMZ and they didn't give a shitty Okay, good. I saw you know picture day Ray and I said, uh, are we doing the podcast? He said, yeah, these guys got things to bet on. What are we doing here? A little smattering? Okay, yeah, But knowing you, Dylan, we have other things that are going to be in here, such

as such as Formula one golf. Yeah, it's XFL season, Dan, college lacrosse, college baseball. We're doing that, right, are we? Are we not? When when they say somebody's a degenerate, does anybody ever say somebody's a degenerate? I've never heard it, Like I have a problem, Danny. Oh yes, yea, and a solution. No, I found that. Yeah. Have you have you ever sought help, no God, no no quitter, Danny. Okay, what's your what's your roommates say? She doesn't she doesn't

listen to his podcast. You know what, I will say this. Her friends started listening. Oh yeah, remember the remember the Bahamas call? Yeah okay, Well a lot of people were like, hey, hey, hey, how was the cocaine down there? And I had to, you know, admit it. It was just bad, Danny. I mean, they go to school with my kids. Their kids go to school and go through here to get to that information. The roommate told the kids once. She was like, you know, daddy's got a podcast he's got to do at night

or whatever. And I was like, you ever say that again? We're getting divorced, don't you ever. Can you imagine them going to school and saying, my daddy's on a podcast, you're plugging in and listen, or or my daddy does coke. Yeah, we'd be walked out of the town we live and we'd be walking out. Okay, that but that's why we don't show your face on No. I appreciate that, I get it, I need it, But you want to remain anonymous to have to Danny. Okay, like you have like

a secret really high end job. No, God, no cook at me. I know, but but you're you're smart. It ain't my job. That's I'm worried about it. It's my family's reputation. Does your wife know how much you gamble? No? Absolutely not the roommate. Danny respect her. I know. I would always say that to Shay. I'd be like, yeah, how's your wife? We live together, Danny. A lot of people that are married don't live together. We do. So you know, it's kind of a oh so you're not married.

We are. We also lived together. There's a lot of people that are married don't. I'm not gonna lie it like. It definitely took me a few weeks to be like, oh, it's not actually his roommate. We have three kids in a roommate. That's weird. Man, you're getting investigated. So once again, Dylan, the Kansas City chiefs of Betting, you took your victory lap, you had your parade, and rightfully so. So now we head into the off season here and uh we do

we want to recap anything that happened. I got Dylan zero units, Shay zero bad Larry minus two and a half. Love it Okay, Dylan recapping John Ram and Justin Thomas finishing top five. No, go on that, you love son, Jay m M. Yeah, I didn't work. I'm kind of starting to reconsider that. I'm gonna keep doing it because I'm I'm sticking in the system. But I'm also I'm spicing. This was the Genesis invitation because we were all off. Yeah two weeks ago. Okay, you were going to uh

Canadians game or a Maple Leaves game. I'm wise in Montreal, but the game was in Toronto. But I figured I may as well bet on it while I'm there. And you lost that and I lost that Canadian suck? No, Shay, you bet on college bounceketball? Yeah, I went too and two. That's life. Danny. Okay, so, uh Liberty, you lost that one to Kennesaw State. I really thought that. Did you always have some Liberty game? I love Matrix, I love that school. Do you love Liberty with college football as time? Yeah?

I think it's just a weird situation. It's a bizarre situation. Weird. I love it bad. Larry recapping golf. You had Tiger to miss the cut? All right, that's my big bet. Three units Um, I think they moved the line so we could make it, could play on a weekend. Oh my god, we go, there we go. That was the most a little bit of it. Larry's one stroke behind making the cut. Larry wasn't gonna make it, and then a couple an hour later the cut line. What Larry,

it is his tournament. Yeah, I guess I'm killing you. I think you jumped on Tiger not making a cut. Two. Um, I might have. Actually, I definitely liked it. I don't think I did. I didn't formally, but I actually was a fan of that because it seemed too obvious. That's the most Unamerican bet that this podcast could make. Yeah, fuck you, Larry, I was never taking that. Might be yea might as well be betting on North Korea. I'm gonna re listen to it bad Larry had Patrick Can't Ley, Maxhoma,

Scottie Scheffler Top twenty. You did well there you went down with Dylan on Sun Jay m. Well wait, you went down together again. Look at that teamwork, Glen. Larry does talk threesomes a lot. JUSI his wife and his wife's sisters. That right, Larry? Um, Yeah, we traveled together a lot. Yeah, do you my sister in law? It's not my wife? Oh, even better seen that. Okay, So here we are for this week, Dylan, I'll let you lead us off. Yeah. Um more golf bets all right.

So this is my my new strategy in addition to betting on some JM every week. See, I can't complain about your strategy because of how well you did during the NFL season. Yeah, I mean that, Uh, last week was just ridiculous. It was. That was one of the great weeks that a better could ever have. And all that money will be gone probably in about a week and a half. I'm surprised it's not already gone quick. All right, what do you have for me? Um? So my new strategy, I'm betting on John Ram to win

every week because he's playing. He's having one of the more ridiculous starts to the season ever. Yeah, um so, I mean look at him to win is plus six to fifty. That's pretty low for a golfer to win a tournament. Um so I'm gonna roll with that. I'm also gonna do Will's Al Tours to win plus two thousand, all right, and some JM top ten I'm willing. I'm

wiling him back down. I'll probably do top t him play in every tournament, by the way, he's like even the one like the Honda Classic, he was like the only notable name in it. I think he does play in more tournaments than anybody. He's a worker. Uh, XFL, we gonna bet on XFL where we are. I've adopted the Seattle ce Dragons as my team in large part just because I like the name. Okay, and their quarterback

genius workouts the pizza all right. Uh so they're obviously to their minus three and a half against the Vipers, the Vegas Vipers this week. Okay, so I'm taking that, and then while we're here, I may as well just take the c Dragons to win the XFL title plus eight hundred good value there. The DC Defenders are the favorites to win the XFL. Yeah, they suck, and that they Derrick King is the quarterback. He played at Houston, then he went to Miami. That he didn't get hurt

in a bowl game, Yeah he did. He blew right, Yeah, I think was it in the bowl game. I think I think it was. It was like a garbage game of Bowl game. Yes, I think I don't know why it went. It was like like potentially opting out and then played that got hurt. Yeah. Uh. Formula one yep. Formula one season starts this weekend. It's the Bahrain Grand Prix, Dan Rain. So I'm going George as a you know,

well known Mercedes. What do you think purple bah Rain? Um, I'm going George Russell to win the Bahrain Grand Prix plus sixteen hundred, okay. And then I'm going against the grain here and going Sergio Perez fastest lap plus six fifty okay. The fastest lamp was one one hundred thirty one miles per hour damn minutes a while ago, a minute thirty one. I think, great, they're going way faster than that, right, Oh yeah, they're gonna I think they're like,

they're going what am I talking about? You're right? So one minute thirty one seconds that as everyone knows day La Rosa in two thousand and five, that would be yeah, So that's pilot error my part. Oh, shay, what do we have betting on college basketball today? Danny uy C plus eight and a half against Missoo State. Oh, we're going to Missouri Valley. Okay, always are here. We go plus eight and a half. I love it South Bama my favorite school in Alabama by a mile minus four

and a half. But I took the money line minus one ninety against app State. They're frauds. Uh odu Old Dominion money line minus one seventy against Texas State. Don't you like old Dominion? I love Old Dominion. Tell you like Texas State too? I do not. Uh, Temple minus one and a half. This was bet. This opened at plus one and a half. And the money just poured in on Temple. Okay, and it came at one one and a half and I hit it. That's where I'm at. Okay.

NFL Draft future Bijon Robinson picked by the Cowboys. I love it. I think plus four hundred is an easy number. Tony Pollard is in jeopardy. Ze doesn't exist. We need a new running back. That's all there is doing, especially with old Fatman coming out today talking about he wants to run the ball. Would be coach Mike McCarthy. Coach Mike McCarthy, right, old fatass Coach McCarthy, Coach Coachman are the favorites. The Eagles are the favorites to draft b

Sean Robbins. I don't care. I would think Buffalo would be the tip. No, if Jerry sees him at twenty six, well it's gone. Do you think he's gonna last that long? I do. I don't think so. I think all these teams are draft in seventh round running backs, just like Kansas City did with the Rutgers boy. What was his name but Jaco Isaiah Isaiah? I mean, come on, nor anything else? No, sir? All right? Bad Larry front and center. Um got a couple top twenties in the golf to

him this weekend. Okay, Carrell, Hatton, Terrell, Hnton, Harroll whatever, Scottie Shuffler, Yeah, got that xanders Off rule, Shotly Sholy good, good matthis Patrick yep, got that one. And Bradley Badly all two units. Top twenties guarantee to make the cut. Keegan Bradley guaranteed to make the cut. Oh yeah he is. He's made the cut ten years running at this tournament. Larry, I fell into that. I didn't know that, sap. That's fine. Now we go to the XFL. I don't know why

we're even gonna bet it. My feelings on this is you. They're trying to expand their fan base. It's got to be like a pinball machine. I got all four games. The Sea Dragons and the Vipers over thirty eight, the BattleHawks and Defenders over thirty seven, The Guardians and the Renegades over thirty seven. And I don't even san Antonio. I can't pronounce what their name is. Wow, and the Houston Roughnecks over thirty six, San Antonio. The Brahmas, Yeah, promise, yes,

it's a cow. It's a cow. Yeah that you know. The quarterback for the Brahmas. Know who he cost you money at Wisconsin which one. No, he's not Jack. He made the XFL. Shut up, Murtz. No, no, Jack cone O. Murtz killed me. Ye remember when as a freshman it was like the next it was it that was a big deal. And then he couldn't throw a touchdown for the rest of them, couldn't throw thirty five yards down

the freaking field. The quarterback for the Saint Louis BattleHawks, by the way, might have the prettiest wife of and she was a big deal. She was a big deal. Now he was a big deal in college. She might have been a bigger deal. Wasn't our boy Brenton Musburger all over that one? No, No, in trouble. Yeah, that's right. Well girlfriend at the time, Yes, that was a good day and put down one too many jin and tanas before that. Yeah, he was on and she still looks great.

Yeah you don't say yeah. I saw something The Rock like tweet at him at age Ry the other day and was like, I'm proud of you for joining the XFL because he said he was like, did it to spend more time with his kids or something? Loser? That's what I said. Wait, he's spending more time with his kids playing in the XFL as opposed to being a backup in the NFL. I was gonna say, stop playing football. Yeah,

you'll see them all day. Actually you're still not. When somebody says that I'm going to spend more time with my kids, okay, what are you gonna do. I'm gonna be an analyst, switch jobs. How about you don't do anything hang out with your kids. Yeah, you spend time. Also underrated to Dan Josh Gordon is on my Seattle

Sea Dragons, Okay, our Seattle Ce Dragons. Like he's got to be watched the quarterback for the Seattle He's gonna be thrown darts to Josh Gordon for probably a week and look back on what could have been with Johsh Gordon back in twenty thirteen. Kind of a tragic sixteen hundred yards and nine touchdowns in fourteen games. Art for Cleveland Art. Yeah, yeah, bad Larry. Any any parting words, any words of what you got a question? What am I missing in this XFL? Why are these those unders

so low? They're on in the thirties right? Yeah? Yeah, because because they all said, have you see them play? Right? Have you watched a single game? Where no? I have not. Doesn't the defender stuck too? Though? They also suck Larr You know, so that leads to points I would think, bad Larry. There works in progress. That's what the XFL is. It's a developmentally, you gotta line. So if we're gonna fix anything, we're gonna fix it with more scoring to

get people to watch. True, yeah, you should watch Larry like you. I don't have to. I don't have what do you what do you do? Larry? I don't have time to watch the XFL. That's what I know. I guess I don't know what I do, but I don't know. You don't even have time to come here. You could start walking on like Saturday, make it here by Thursday, do the podcast, and walk home. I think that would. These guys are drinking white Claws right now and they

are killing it as only they can. And we want to do this Wonderlick test, Larry, I mean, how many times have you? Yeah? I want to do that test too. It's the combine this week. You guys can't You can't practice it? Can you practice? I mean practice your heart? They do have practice? You do? He to go, Larry, I mean, Jesus, Wow, hit it right on the head, Larry, Larry. You can do a practice Wonderlick test if you want to, But that won't be the questions that I would be

asking you guys. But I'm not gonna bring it up anymore because it feels like Dylan and Shay are ready to go and any woman and you're not. And I've never known you to back down from a challenge, but I'd say, you're soft. Oh, why can't we do it on a zoom call? Because you're gonna change lame and you would che Wait, I have one phone. Larry, you can't. You can't even get on zoom. Yeah, Larry, there's no way you could zoom IM look anything up. I don't know how to do that. No, no, but they're talking

about drinking with you doing the Wonderlick test. Okay, I'm going to Georgia next week. That's good. Whatever through mid Okay, why not come to Milford. It's I think I'm even dan. I think I'm even passing on the Big East Tournament this year. What I think I'm gonna be away? I think I'm gonna be away. That is a shocker, right there? Another regatta. I know nobody, nobody goes to more games,

doesn't see the games than you do. With the Big East Tournament there there was decades I wasn't in my seat. You're exactly right, yes, yes, But so my wife goes We're driving to Saint Simas Island, Georgia. Um, if you really want to go Thursday, we can push a trip back a day and we can just drive on fryday. So problem is planning nine thirty Thursday night now, And I said, all I want to do is go to the East Thursday and then drop to Georgia. The next morning,

not happening. Yeah, you're not going to be in good shape there. Y'all don't believe in planes? Yeah, well yeah you can fly, you know. Um yeah, I know. We could fly out, but then rent a car down and I can just drive very easily. You're are you on one of those lists where you can't get on the plane? Larry? All right? Are we done? Once again? Larry has come up with a convenient excuse to avoid highly coming anyway. Uh, that's it, Larry, I think until next week. Yeah, till

next week. And by the way, Shaye and Irving with his podcast. It's entitled Shaye and Irving Anything does Now? Does your wife know about that podcast? I mean she knows it exists, but she would never listen to it. Are you sure? I'm positive? Why wouldn't she listen to it? Because she knows I have crazy things in my head and she doesn't want to understand them or see them. Which you listen to this more than she would? Yeah? Yeah, this is way more normal than what I put out

there on my own. Okay, okay, yeah, we're getting into politics now, Danny. Should I be? It's the offseason. It's just getting weird it's time. Wherever you consume your podcast, you can get Shane and Irving. It's the name of the podcast there. And one day we'll have an American Caesar. Don't worry, Danny. Is that the tease for the Shane and Irving came about? Absolutely? Season season? All right, until next week, bad Larry, thank you gentlemen. Okay, and that's it until next week.