Episode 59: Victory Lap

that's odd, that's rare. That's the only thing you're at a loss at. Okay, yeah, I have Dylan. NFL playoffs thirties six point to five units. You won thirty four point to five units on the super Bowl. That's an old time record. Yeah, bad Larry. Let's see lost six units on the Super Bowl. He's minus fourteen for the playoffs, and Shay lost eight and a half units on the Super bowls seven and a half. The whole thing was a coin. This ship is easy. Yeah, okay, say we

both lost the coins. There will never be another octopus. Great peck. He had a doint and the gatorade. Okay, so recapping, Dylan, you had the chiefs of the money line, coin toss Mahomes, super Bowl MVP, Gatorade to be purple, any kick hitting the crossbar upright, an octopus, which is a touchdown in a two point conversion, Hassan Reddick under point five, a quarter of a sack. I mean that's incredible. Well, Dan, you're you're you're breathing past the real winner, which is

I won both cornhole bets. Oh yeah, Cheyenne Boubenheim. I had to dig through Instagram to find out who won that ship too. Okay, yeah, that was plus two hundred. Uh yeah, but that was looking at it now, all laid out in front of me, that is like the dumbest thing. I can't believe all of those things that the doink, I have to say, of all of them, that dot was the sweetest joint. He fucking drilled the up It wasn't even close. We erupted when we're watching it.

I go joint, And if people didn't know what I was celebrating, I go, no. A guy bet that they were going to hit the upright, which and it's kind of like it's kind of focused. It was plus four fifty that seems like that should be longer oddes, like if an octopus is plus four, that's probably more likely to happen, or like a safety is like plus a thousand. Well, congratula sha recapping. Uh, it started bad with the coin

toss heads. I should know. I should be able to find out who was actually flipping the coin instead of the ref I should know that who the person is so I can look him up, run my numbers, do my situational math, social security number. Yeah, it's bullshit that I didn't know that was the awful coin toss. It was rude. And then considerate the over on the national anthem. Get that like a Northern Uh you got that one, Hassan Reddick. I can't believe they didn't show up, not

a single sack after that year they had. I know, I know. Let's see what else did you lose? Tumble to be lost in the second half for safety to be recorded, either team kicks a game winning feet. I missed that by three seconds. Bullshit, that's not a low that I that should count as a game which should its supposed to be a walk off? Yes, that's a fucking walk on X amount of second, sir, yeah, yeah, the other ones here, Jalen Hurts, win d m V p uh gronk hit the field. Some of them bitch

And that wasn't even lie. What was that? That was so weird? It was It was lame as hell. Yeah, it was Lane. That was like then Michael Phelps racing the Shark. Yeah, you're right right bad Larry. You want to recap you had the over in the Anthem. I had the over. I lost the coin to us first time in about five years. I lost that, and it was downhill from that. I lost both. I lost. I thought the Eagles were gonna win the game. So I

lost the Eagles and I lost the under. I thought that Philip Phillies would show up a little bit a little. I didn't have anything. I want all four of my prop bets anytime touchdown scores Hurts and Kelsey. They were the first two touchdowns, by the way, and then Overhearst rushing yards and over Davante Smith's receiving yards. They were They were easy. But I lost the two big bets. Ten years ago, I would have lost ten grand on the Super Bowl. I got out of here. I got

out of here pretty easy this year. Yeah, with being on the wrong side of both big bets. Yeah, well once again, Dylan, an incredible, incredible performance, and you know what, you proved that regular Sea You're like Mahomes regular season m VP and you were super boyling. I wasn't slowing down. I also, I think in the playoffs, I Quinn tuppled my regular season total. So in one week I was able to that one week again, no never, and it was it was all bullshit beds too, like the imagine

if you were in Veagua. Oh, I know, I wish you could. I wish you could parlay those like the novelty props to the Super Bowl, the amount of drugs purchased after that, and I don't not everybody you know celebrates the way you celebrate. Everybody in this room does. You guys are drinking white Claw, like, yeah, you're not badasses. You're drinking white Claws day. This is literally before lunch. Pretty bad as white claw. Yeah, okay, uh bad Larry. Uh. You know the guys still want you know, I want

to see you in person here. What happened to Providence? I will I will be in Milford at noon on Saturday morning. I'm doing that I'll be gone, but you tell us we can't prepare, Larry, you do this today Thursday, Saturday. I smell fear. Larry's at home practicing the Wonderlick test. I don't even know what that is. By the way, God damn it, I got a twelve again. No, I'm gonna ask wonder like the questions do you guys while you're drinking, and then we'll see, we'll tabulate those things.

But it's not gonna happens. You know it's not gonna happens. It's not Larry. Do you know what a zoom? Yeah? Okay, all right, maybe you zoom with this one time. I announced a month ago is going to the Providence Games February. You guys are all going to come to Providence. You now to bring back the nine team, the fiftieth anniversary of the Final four team. It's gonna be a big thing in Providence. Two weeks ago, you guys are both common. Now you're not coming, all right, Larry. See it doesn't

feel so good, does it. There's plenty of people going, so you will be missed a little bit, especially after the octopus Dan. I can't believe we only gave him fourteen to one on the same guy has to score the two point conversion, not just a conversion. It should

have been fifty to one. By the way, again, by the way, you you did bring this up last week, and there were a lot of people who responded that you said you could throw a golf ball hundred and twenty yards and then you said, well that was forty years ago, right, How how far can you which had nothing to do with anything other than you bragging about yourself. I don't know, we were talking about your throne, I know, but you just happened the day before. I was concerned

about your arm, Dann. That's all I do know. You worked yourself into pat yourself on the back, that's all you did. Prepared for that. Yeah, yeah, that was just we're just having a little conversation, Dan. No, you weren't prepared. I mean, that's just who you are. Larry. It's like, how can I pat myself on the back? And you did? How far can you throw a ball? Larry? How how far can you throw a golf ball? Now? Right now? Today? What did I just say? Right now, right now, right now? Yeah?

Go outside? How far can you throw a golf ball? I go fifty, will start at fifty. Oh well that nobody cares about that. I smell an olympiad coming on the drinking Wonderlick Golf golf ball by Pumpkin Regatta. Ing, Yeah, Larry would be the best at Pumpkin Regatta. I'm taking Larry. We should do a Pumpkin Carvon conn We are, we got we got bets this week. You guys got something? Okay? All right, Dylan, I'll let you start. What do you want to bet on? Um? What do I want to

bet on it? All right? The Genesis? Yeah, the l A Open, the l A Open at at a Riviere. Uh um. I'm taking Rom and Justin Thomas both to finish top five plus nine hundred. J T is good at Riviera and Rom has been playing pretty lights out golf. And then this is s JM is my new Justin Thomas from last year or I'm pretty much just gonna bet on him until he wins this season. So s J plus three thousand to win. I think that's bad. Larry's favorite golfer. Could you give him my sent in

this morning? You sent it to all of us, you idiot. That's the thing from I just responded to that one, Larry, you do know in that text thread that's not just Ray. Everybody gets to see it. So those those those lude pictures you've been putting in there, Yeah, picture day. Ray gets that, but it goes to everybody else as well. Literally nobody else sends their picks in the threat except just you. Yeah. I like it though, Larry, All right,

what else do you have dealing? Um? So I'm going to Montreal this weekend and the Canadians are not playing in Montreal this weekend, but they're playing in Toronto. They're playing the Leaves. I figured, if I'm gonna be in the uh, you know, America's hat, I may as well take the Canadians money line. I don't know what the line is yet because it's on Saturday, but whatever it is, Canadian straight up, they sucked. The Leaves are good. It's

my bread and butter. Say what do you betting on? Basketball? Baby? Okay? Texas State plus four and a half against app State, uh terps plus one and a half revenge game against Purdue taus and minus seven and a half against Delaware. Delaware sucks Liberty minus five and a half. It's Kenna Saw State now this is this is one if the number was and it used to do you know you're

betting on against Kennesaw State. So the number used to be six and a half, right, it was six and a half and half down to five and a half. I think the six is the number. So I'm laying the five and a half and trying the middle of sons of bitches. This is gonna work out, Danny classic and big brain, big brain, and liberty is never lost to Kennesaw State. Letting you tell me that? Now? Now I'm gonna lose who? How is that line moved at all? Like? No one is? I don't know who would go? Oh man,

well let me see what am I gonna bet? She's betting from fifty different accounts, tomping on it? Right? All right, bad Larry, what are you betting on? I guess the whole world has these picks. I didn't realize I sent him out. Top twenties, um in that genesis open, Patrick can'tile, Max Holman, Homer there one units each, then top tens, John Ram and Justin Thomas. Wow, I wonder how Dylan came up with us? And I know you're gonna jump on this I have three units on tire to miss

the cut. I I do like that, but we already have too much in common this week, Larry, I can't do it. Yeah, it's called that's true. I mean, Tiger is probably most likely gonna miss what we would we're gonna be doing after this. What you guys are gonna still want to get together and bet because college basketball boxing that? Ok? Yeah, um there were there's actually this

new game where it's not new, it's it's old. But we just rediscovered on DraftKings called the Rocket dan Um, which we just showed Shay and I think probably ruined has already ruined life. I'm guessing all I'm gonna do. It's all I'm gonna do. What's the rocket? So it's basically you wager ever much you want and then this rocket takes off literally rocket, and it just goes up by multiplier one, two, three, four, and it will explode

to any points that could be a thousand times. It could explode at one, but you have to bail before it explodes, and then whatever you bail at is what you're multiplied by. And it's, uh, it's pretty lethal. So we might do uh do a little video action of all of us playing the rocket. I uh, picture day. Ray just brought it up for me. There it's it's electric. Just looks like it could be addicting. Oh yeah, that's

what the kids are gonna. Ready take off and there we go blasting off it already blew up, blew up at one dollars down the drain. Yeah did you just bet on that? Okad of Thanks for the show, but really and then every yeah, like she said, everything, we got March Madness coming Oscar. I think we should will do an Oscar special. Yeah, but I don't think Larry sees very many movies. All right, Larry, just pick good Will Hunting. No, I'm up for the Oscar I have.

I have a source of pretty good at that don't group Texas. Yeah, if they're from Jersey, I don't want to hear it. Do not send us your picks. Then if you don't want these guys to see them, just send it, you know, separate to Ray. That's what I will do. It was this morning I was selling back. When I got the text that we hadn't sent him in yet, I just did him lying in bed, and then I just responded to the text. Yeah, poor Ray over here. I'm just envisioning you in bed, righty. Do

you sleep with the Budweiser? How does that work? Do you put it next to? It? Was? Actually, it was actually on the nightstanding. That's honestly, Larry. That's half half full of drink on the nightstand every time you do a great layer. I didn't want to throw it when I was going with the bed around one o'clock last night. This morning actually, and I cast it up, and I don't think I took another sip of but I just put it on a nightstand and then fell asleep, just

to keep you warm. Yeah, it's like a friend. Yeah, when you like your baby blanket, your nippy little little pacive fire, got your budget, your little buddy, it comes with the top on it. Yeah. All right, well, Larry, thank you and good luck this weekend up at Providence. You're all the mater and uh word, Dan will stop where I think we're hitting Milford around I'm gonna say a little before noon, so I might have to have one or two in uh seven sees before the rest

of the trip, all right, uh shay and irving. Nobody cares. I probably won't be around now. Yeah, okay and out. Yeah yeah, send a group text down Shay an Irving podcast. As we continue, we start we unveiling new new year here. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing a DJ of the week to start the h the monthly voting. Okay, see how we go from there? Okay, anything else that we need to know about Shay and

Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast. Yeah, it's getting weird in the off season, you know, we start breaking boundaries and talking outside of the box a little bit. Okay, it's been a good d gen run that I'd like to submit the spy balloon for djen of the Year. So far, not a spible loop, Please don't shoot. People have asked me what who does Shay remind me of? And I said, well, the guy will be singing the anthem at the super Stapleton Yeah, oh man, what a hero.

How about that? Yeah, there's a Chris Stapleton field to you. I'll take that. You let the hair rage a little bit. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if he's got a hippie a tattoo across his uh his belly. No, he probably done the coward. Sure, what what is that tattoo? Say? Says Born and bread. Of course it does not outlaw. No, no, you not like I got a good friend of mine though, that has a one that says honky. Just he stole that for me. You can get that as a chess piece.

And Dylan got another tattoo. It's like from where is it? Yeah? Here right? Um the cover of Fear and Loathing. It's just a cactus with the bat Yeah okay, um just random yeah, like like he gets bored and then him and Mario went Mario Mario got a Porto Rican flag tattoo and trying to the tattoo artist and giving him a Texas flage. How long he notices get boarding tattoos happening to But he got a tattoo. It's around his bicep.

You can't see it here. It's it's on the back side of it, And I go, what do you what are you doing? When he goes, well, you know, in case I go to a job interview, like they're going to get a caffee search. Take here, take your take your clothes off before you got a job. Maria is the first Puarto Rican guy with a Porto Rican really just qualified bad. Larry didn't have any tattoos, right, no, no, ink, we may have to do it. We may have to do a tattoo until your hair is already purple from

one of your mistakes. It actually it's actually turning a weird bronze color because the bad Larry. Next year, how about loser gets a tattoo in the NFL regular seats. I like it. No, I'm not gonna know. That's too big of a risk. Stand I think I'm gonna lose. You clearly do, Larry. I don't need a tattook, so you don't bet on yourself, No one needs. Do you need to drink? I was gonna say, let's do a sober bet then yeah, yeah, no Budweiser for months? Ye

that or tattoo you pick. Oh that's tough getting some tattoo on my I thought, So there's no way that Larry could go a week without bud Yeah, no way. Yeah, how about you can get him? And said, oh, why don't you do with the dry January stuff? I said, why doesn't make any sense to me. I'm waiting till everybody's together. I just think it'll be a pretty emotional moment. We'll blow it out. Yeah, we yeah, we're gonna go.

We got a bar that we're gonna go to that's right by an airport, and so you can leave if you need to. Larry, we're gonna see if if we can, if we can go in there and record my podcast, Let's Joke Again, So I'm on for that. Okay, Shay and Irving's podcast wherever you get your podcast, and we'll talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes Again. He love you all,