Episode 57: All Is Right In The World

singing a different tune today the book. He was happy this week? Yeah, no ship that guy loves you, Dylan. Dylan won two units last week and then Shay, what did you loose? Did you win? Hell? Yeah? Okay? Did you win three units? Want? Three units? Absolutely? Uh? Dante Smith? Hello? And Larry is back to being in last place. It's yeah, that's they. They got to knock our quarterbacks out for us to lose games, and knock mahomes out. Jacksonville kicks

a field goal could cover against us. That brutal. I don't know what San Francisco was thinking. There was nobody could have gone in at the half time and said, did any of you guys play quarterback in high school, because it's gotta be ten guys on the roster played high school quarterback. McCaffrey could have played quarterback for sure. Throw a couple incomplete so they don't have nine guys

in the bottom use check too. I think it was there. Yeah, but I would have thought that they could have had just put Deebo back there, like, yeah, it would have been better than Brock. Pretty They definitely did in game plan for that either. I don't understand that back with the with the tennis elbow, what about it took him out of the game for his elbow and he came back in for what, like, for what reason? I just to give the impression that they had a listed his

quarterback save face a little bit. All right, So recap thing, Dylan, uh anything you want to recamp here? Um? Yeah, I uh so I went three and one, um and just read straight bets. Obviously had the Niners. We all know how that went. Um. Patrick Mahomes did not score first or anytime actually, but he was moving around a little bit more than I think people thought he was going to, at least on one play. Yeah, that was really the

one I was thinking bad. Larry had two bets, uh, the four units with the Bengals minus one had the Niners. You had the Bengals Chiefs over forty seven, and you did win on the Eagles Niners under congratulations on after the first game, was down a unit and very happy position. Um, I had a couple of future best on not with you, guys, but in real life you're always doing. Here we go, Larry, this is losers damn future best on the forty nine is to make the super Bowl. And I was still

betting Cincinnati in the game. No no hedge in at all. Just I liked some sinnati. You're no gardener if they played, If they played again, I've bet Cincinnati again. All right, you want to recap your stuff, shape and Larry, this is reality, you're saying, you know, in reality, I had these other bets. This is we've already sent them down seven units for the weekly. I got that, Larry doesn't. There's an alternate world also, Dan, where I was still

very confident in the Bengals. Why would you bet on them again if they lost? Maybe we have a different referee group. Now. I'm not even gonna say that I've never seen a We just did and you know what, third nine, Let's just do it over because we didn't get we picked what happened? If we picked that ball off and took it for a touchdown, that think they were to replay that, they would have toured a stadium down.

They would have made this absolutely crazy. They would have made you replay that and then then the next play that Now the rest of say, okay, we messed up, um canum Cincinnati stopped them. Let's make sure they stop him again and get the fun. Get the game back to you, all the holding on Nyla Apple and give him a first dound. Are you having a stroke, No, No, I'm just laughing about reliving that weekend. That's horrible. I agree with you. There. There were some calls that that

play should have, you know, counted. They should have said, hey, our our mistake. But you know the play was was we didn't blow it dead. And then people say, well they didn't score on that drive. Well, you still change field position and you still ran the clock on the Bengals there. But that's all revisionist history does. The Eagles DeVante Smith reception the big one, which also worked out for Shade too, but that was not a catch Okay,

here we go with the revisionist history dot com. You would admit that I would never admit that Shay had Philly he had? You lost. The Bengals brought pretty under one and a half touchdown, Ding, Ding Ding, that's a laypp both teams completing their first passing attempt. Yeah. Most receiving yards Davante Smith, he had thirty six yards. Never in down that one reception reception. Yeah, Hayden Hurst, you lost that one scoring a touchdown and a J Brown

and anytime touchdown missed that as well. Alright, we're gonna hold off on your Super Bowl poocks for next week. I do, for the most part, I have. I'm throwing in one special super Bowl special this week because I want to get ahead of the current Okay, um, I'm betting on that there will be an octopus in the Super Bowl dan plus fourteen hundred, meaning that a player has to score a touchdown and then subsequently score the two point conversion right after. It's called an octopus for

the eight points. Is that? Yeah, from the same player I actually just lied to. I never knew I was called an octopus, but that just is the most obvious reason ever doesn't have eight eight legs. No, that's definitely why. But I was like, I just thought it was a coolness. I had not heard that before. Yeah, so that's plus fourteen hundred. Okay, so there will be an octopus um and then Dan obviously uh. In the next couple of weekends, it's the American Cornhole League Finals. Everyone will be glued

to their TV for this one. Okay, before you get to that, you guys are still waiting for bad Larry to show up. Make a pit stop through here, and you guys wanted to do explain the Wonderlick test that you guys were gonna have. It's a drinking game. Yeah, so obviously we've been trying to get Larry up here for a while now to do our standard Budweiser drinking competition, but he keeps sucking us. So we have an alternate one too, where we do an alternate universe here that Larry.

Since we're speaking in alternate universes now, this is a far far away universe where Larry finally shows up and we all him, Shaye and I take the Wonderlick test, which obviously everyone knows NFL players have to do at the combine fifty questions in twelve minutes. But we're gonna spice it up where for each beer you drink during the taking of the test, you get an extra point, so you can kind of strategize a little bit. I think we should have a minimum amount of beers drink

for the test begins. Oh yeah, we'll get going before the test. I would say, you get lathered up with six yeah, six pack before. That's nothing to Larry. We should do shots. Well, no, it's here we go. We talked about this. We're not doing shots the six pack. I'll oather that up myself if I even see you guys were not to concern about that. Okay, I will administer the wonder will be the product. Okay, I'll beat the proctor. I think the doctor did that to me

a couple of weeks to proctologists in the corner. See what kind of fun you're missing out on, Larry Um. But yeah, Larry, so we're thinking the week after the Super Bowl, do you think you can finally drag your ass up here for that. I know I'm going to the Providence game in Providence on that Saturday. Now, I don't know if my wife will let me leave. We should do that. Well, on Thursday, we should go to

the Providence game with Larry. He or not? How about if Dylan and Shay go to the Providence game with you. That's fine, because you never go to the game itself. You use that as an excuse to get out of town. Yeah, you're gonna be wasted. Only the Big East. That's only the Big East Tournament. I went to the Big East. I met Bad Larry at the Big East one year, and he didn't watch one game right where there was there was a decade. There was a decade. I never

went to my seat. We're just being to play by PLAYMB shooting fausts for money all day, that's all. And I said, you got the most famous arena out here, You've got the Big East Tournament. And Bad Larry was shooting free throws, drinking beer about making money the whole day. I'm not gonna that actually sounds pretty hours a day. We never went toward a good decade, all right, So we'll do the wonder lick then then uh, and we'll come up with a but that he can't new shots,

all right. Well, for Larry's sake, I feel like we're always keeping to him at this point. But we'll drink here, we'll just do well. Don't you want him to show up if I say you got to do shots and we're gonna wonder like if that's going to scare him away? Why does Larry get to write the rules? I don't get it. You will don't make a mere curious Larry curious at this point, what Larry, we can sit those two on the floor and play a game of Caps. Dan,

that's a little beer drinking game. I like, I cannot wait for this when you're just gonna have to eat. Remember in Ireland? Yes, I remember we played Caps in Ireland and with you again, Dan, you want I against those two? No? No, because I said to you at the time, I don't need a game to drink, Larry, and you go, no, this is great. We're gonna do Caps. And then I go, okay, don't even what it is. Didn't know what the game was. Larry was great at it.

And I'm sitting there drinking and he goes, no, No, you don't drink if you lose your drink. I go, no, I'm just drinking to drink In Ireland. I didn't want to wait, Like if we lost them. We drank, I go no if we win, I drank. It didn't matter there it was Larry ordering Budweiser's at the bar in Ireland. I feel like they'll beat a ship out of you that we were on a kitchen floor at a place in a house in Ireland playing caps with two other guys, just random people. Email. We knew him, but we don't

want to. We don't want to list of losers? Do we? Dan? John, John Nolan and John Heiner? John's Yeah, and John Nolan I met, Yeah, you've met John Nolan. And then Heiner? They call him what was his John? He the h I ny, but we call him Heiner. Yeah, he was another one of our roommates are Providence where they called him Heiner. Uh. We got off the beaten path here, so maybe you do show up. We do beers would do the wonder lick because America really wants to see

this happen. They want everybody to get together in one one place here. We gotta go to the Province game. We have to. Yeah, I think that's we should do the s A T after. I think it's two o'clock on Saturday. Okay, are you staying over on Saturday in Providence. Yes, all right, then then you know what, I think I could probably squeeze that in. Then it sounds like there could be a road trip and we have vacation after that too, so I can go ball. So that's right

that next week and we're off. Okay, Um, I have a couple more betstan what more? Sorry, he's such a degenerate. I can't wait. So we'll see what sport he bet? No, he said cornhole. You've got a bet on cornhole? Ye? So there's obviously the men's in the women's finals. Than um, I'm taking Kyle malone plus one thirty on the money line to upset Jamie Graham. Okay for a unit, and then I'm obviously taking Cheyenne Bubenheim against Rosie Straker, which are two of the coolest names I've ever seen. But

Cheyenne Bubenheim was a name pick allowed? Why did they separate it by the sex as his cornhole? Like there's camp be an advantage of being a dude. What's that about? I don't know. We should should we file a formal complain? Anything else you're betting on here? Dylan yep Um for

no reason whatsoever. I'm taking Arizona make the final four in basketball and the plus that happened twenty two years ago, the last time they have that team to me so many times that that was Richard Jefferson Gilbert Arenas and they lost a duke. They're always like a like a three or four seed, two in the turn and they get they just losing the second round. Well, what was it last year or the year before. Weren't they a number one seed? Yeah, they're one seed two years again.

They crushed me. Yeah, crushed me. I actually watched them play that year and like, damn they are good. That's gonna again this year. And then they were in one seed. I go, oh, now everybody knows, and I thought, I'm still taking them. Then they balance, Yeah, well when you're playing callin Stanford, those Nerds schools, anything else you got there doing? Yep, um you FC slash UCF if you're bad, Larry this weekend taking the Black Beast Derrick Lewis. Larry

doesn't know that it's UFC. He always calls it u C. It's a tricky one, Dan, Yeah, Black Nights. Um So Derrick Lewis over Sergey speed back by k r t k O plus two forty five for a unit, and then I gotta get in early Dan Oscar's bets it's a month away Ish taking Banshees of Innisharon to win Best Picture plus two twenty five. I think that line is gonna move away the four units on that value for units. Great movie and I'm getting the value. It's also the most like oscar Z movie ever. Like it's

Brandon Gleeson and Colin Farrell. Yeah, in Bruges, one of my favorites. I know that you have a different opinion. Say, I know that Seaton's on the road and he went to the Northern Iowa Drake game him and you felt the need to bet on that game because Seaton was there. Had to okay, and he won My good Luck charm one by the hook plus seven and a half. Bengo bengos Uh? Did you you lost? Would you do you lost? Ou? That was a bad bet. I won New Mexico State.

How about the maggiees uh? And then Rutgers laying the fifteen against one of the worst teams in the Big Tent Minnesota. Al Right, bets tonight? Yeah, I got us F plus thirteen and a half. I got the Ducks plus eight and a half against Arizona. Again's a fat line called to Charleston laying the six and a half against Drexel and then usd overe and a half. Your Terrero's Charleston is actually really good this year, ain't bad? Uh? And then early Super Bowl bets four units on the

heads every time every year? Okay, I asked picture day Ray, I said, give me the breakdown. He said, Heads has been called twenty seven times, Tales twenty nine times. We're actually you're gonna go ahead and five. I always take best dodds are gonna get this is I hammer this every year, the best odds I'm gonna getta believe me, still juice though I don't care lay it. I'm gonna do the same for tales. Right for you and it's bad larrd. You got anything you're gonna do. I'm the

way my super Ball picks until next week. I did put in a three or well three guys for the p I what are they're playing pebble beach this week? I figured that's what you guys would do. I didn't realize Dylan was going to bring them foodsball or something. If there was a foosball line, you bet on it like it actually sounds electric. Let's do it, Okay, So Pebble Beach Top twenty, essas Kim, Maverick McNeely and Victories'tangles Hoblin whatever his name, it's Victor Hovelin a lot of

people like Maverick McNeeley to win. It's his home course, right, I don't know. I think that's where he grew up. His dad's a billionaire. I guess you could play everyone. Yeah, I think so. Maverick mcneli is such a billionaire. Dad name Maverick. My son Maverick Maverick, and my other son is top gun Goose Cruise Best Picture. I mean, hello, it's definitely gonna win a mindy snuck in top. All

I wanted was it to get nominated. That was it? Yeah, you know how about we you know we recognize all right? What else do you have? Lair and then just Maverick mcneilian Victor. I'm gonna take three of them Top twenty and just Maverick and Victor Top ten. I'm gonna add Maverick McNeeley to miss the cut? Ray, Wow is there a cut? Yeah? The home of course they're not gonna let him miss the cut on the course. Doesn't abide by anything, Larry. Wait, but why do you do that?

You piss away units when you you were hard to get these here? I do. I'm I think I'm spending wisely. Fading Larry has worked out for me well in the past. Okay, I mean it hasn't always for sure, but I like to I'm a risk taker, Dan, I know, but this allows bad Larry to get back in. But these are but these aren't attached to our football postseason football standings, right, These are just general, stand alone, just general gambling. You

guys are betting your own money, and that's that's it. Okay, Uh, anybody want anything on Aaron Rodgers? What Larry? No nothing. My wife just called into the order that I gotta go pick up for and she's letting me know that it's not from the regular places she usually orders. It's from a different restaurant. I'm I'm walking out with my phone. There's no big deal, Dan, Okay to two thousands, Dan, we have cell phones. You you are so busy doing nothing.

Nobody is busier doing nothing than you. I totally agree. I mean, Larry that rock you keep in your pocket. You can't call that a cell phone. And you send us a video time. Literally you couldn't even tell what it was. Oh and the other thing we didn't talk. I owe you a beer and I owe you a beer. Oh. For Manisquan high school basketball. Right, I knew that was going to happen. We had we bet pick them. Yeah, the real line would have should have been sat Rose

by ten. There we go, But you didn't begin, Larry. You're just bringing it up now. I forgot about it last week, I know, but you're bringing up what the line should have been. No, No, I should have been given ten. Okay, have you bet the money line of that thing? You would have made ten? You take the upset. I like the plus. All right, So you guys stooping so low to bet on you know South Jersey basketball. Yeah,

that's really where we're at. I'll take a martini. Actually, Larry, you will pull out of his octopus that a second ago, and that now we're talking about high school basketball. Well that's at least in the Super Bowl. We don't even know these schools in South Larry, we gotta do some scouting. Let's go to South Jersey, Larry, we'll just get sharp on Jersey college, our high school basketball. Let's do it and trap anything else that needs to be brought up here. Um, Larry,

what was your scar? Did they have the twelve fifty? And I took them once, not like these guys who take courses now and they go and take them ten times. I took the A C T on acid and it works right. Yeah, I got like a twenty something. Yeah, I know. I know people who weren't an acid that did way worse than that. Yeah, it was awesome. I think I had a fourteen four? No you did, Yeah, I think so. No ship, Yeah, I took mine. Mine was because of the writing the A C T. I

think you're east of the Mississippi. Do they make it take it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's how I got into school. My grades were dogshit school sucking nerds. Yeah yeah, I h I overthought it, you know, and I and then you had to get like an eighteen I think college. I was like that that's the basic baseline. And I was like, oh my god, I don't know if I can get into college. Thank god, you could shoot god. Yeah, uh alright, what ray? So if we're talking about low scores.

Does anyone have any ideas who the lowest wonderlick scores of all time are the NFL? He's in there. He's six, a former l s U defensive back. That is correct, he's at four. Morris clay Born Cowboy. There's some big names in here. Frank Gore sixth, he got it marks, No, he's not in there. Actually, six is so hard to do. It's fifty questions in twelve minutes. Like, yeah, but a lot of these guys don't even care about it. They've been to school since eighth grade. Nobody made him go

to school in high school. But these questions you you don't, you know, these aren't real questions that you answer every day. No, just like dumb like reasoning and yeah, like if you lead from this train station and you get there, but then what time is it the day before? If you would have left and went the other direct, you know, I'm like, no, I don't need that. Yeah, I mean most of the ship in school was not applicable these day and age. Well, at least I tell myself that.

But you graduated from college? No, absolutely not, Oh you did did you go to college? I did? I went for a minute or two. The college. No. I went to North Texas in Denton, and the only class I got a grade in was political science. All the other classes, I mean, I couldn't find half of them, so I just didn't even try. It's a big campus. That was why. Well why did you go to college to begin with?

Because people like expected you to? And I was, you know, thinking about college football and all this other bullshit, and you know, I just really got into it. Instead of school, I got into uh howent at the moon, Danny, okay, got after you were? You were summa cum lade oh man, I was a kingmaker, Summa consume consum. Yeah. I don't think I went to class sober one time? Bad, Larry. You were a good student, Yeah, good student, got good grades,

didn't do any homework, never studied virgins. You would expect meet you the library, nerd. I won't know. I went to every I didn't miss class. I went to every class, but I just didn't do any homework and whatever I retained from classes? What I urge on the test? She is calling you a virgin? Yeah? Proven wrong, Larry? Yeah, how about opinion for two more weeks? What what are you saying what I didn't hear that sometimes you have. You'll have that opinion for two more weeks till we meet.

Are you going to have sex with Dylan? Sounds like what are we talking about? Take the water link. That's a gamble for you doing? All right? Now, I'm going to be the ones. Okay, now let me hold you know what. You better tell your wife what you're up to, Larry and and your sister in law to Merebeth Whiter. Larry White, Yes, at least tell us what you ordered. Yeah, I don't know what you ordered. Shay and Irving podcast here as we dip into February. What do we need

to know? The audience can wherever they consume their podcasts, can listen to Shay and Irving's podcast. Well, we just went over this week in d GEN history. And I don't know if you'll remember this, but remember when Justin timber Lake gave us a titty for America That was yesterday, several years ago, something we should remember an honor. Yeah, I remember working that Super Bowl and we slowed down the video many times, like back it up, back it up,

back it up. Uh So, Shay an Irving podcast, wherever you get your podcast, and we'll talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes Again. Good luck y'all, bo