Episode 56: Honest Larry

just want to give four units back? You know, say lost his Dallas guys. He's got to be despondent and big word, Dylan's bills aren't going to win the Super Bowl? What makes you say that? Wait? Wait, so you're giving back units because you're going to dominate these guys in

the postseason. Well that's one way to look at And I got a couple of guys with some with some penny pinchers in town who have been complaining endlessly for the last week that I can't take that half, you know, four units or two units whatever it was on that tease that pushed, so I just push, Yeah, what are you talking about? There's no push on a tease, you lose, Larry. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm giving them back. I do. I do think some books you can push

on a teaser, like you can push a leg of it. Okay, not on, so Larry give it back? Well no, but Larry made it sound like he was being charitable. Now he was just doing the right thing. We're doing the right exactly. It is charity, Dan. It was given to me, and over the course of the week and getting beaten up by my friends, I decided to just give ready the option. Okay, So you weren't to do it about it? It took you all that to decide to do it. You were guilted into this. Um Yeah, because I know

some books do have if one leg ties. And I'm a little uncomfortable because the line was two and a half when I bet it, and you guys made it three and I kind of said, ah, dream might hurt me, and then it did hurt me. So you have the four units back I got. We're good Larry. Characters. What do you say or do when no one else is looking? Okay? Uh recapping Dylan has zero units perfect and uh, Larry

has three units. And Shay is minus two units. Yeah, right, so Larry, you're minus one now if you're gonna give the four yet four units? Bad? Correct? Okay we again? Yeah, okay, all right, so now we got the paperwork. Everything's good as we move forward here. I guess the big headline was Sha went to uh where the bahamas or the pajamas? Okay?

And you said that the previous week you didn't drink while watching the Cowboys win beating Tampa Bay, and therefore you were going to be on a remote island with your roommate and other people and you were not going to drink watching the accomplition. How was that miserable? Painful? Did you sneak anything? No? Absolutely not. At what point did you realize now it was time to start drinking?

Opening kickoff? Alright? Alright? Honestly, when they did that weirdo formation with Zekiel Elliott at that center, I was like, this is it, this is it. Cracked the bottle, let's go and then you're allowed to start drinking. That's it. I mean, how embarrassing as a franchise. I look that stupid. Well, we're glad to have you back. Now, let's see Dylan, you want to recap your weekend? Um? Yep. So obviously I had the Bills beating the forty niners in the

Super Bowl. Exact outcome. That's dead now. Um. Other than that, though I went four in one. I took that. I teased every under points and that hit out right. If I had just parlayed them, it would have hit every under hit organically. Well, we're proud of you. Um. But yeah, only loss of the Bills two ways bad. Larry. You want to recap, um a very good weekend for me. I think I won three or four units whatever. I know. I had the Bengals. I lost the Kansas City Jacksonville

game with a field goal. Let's go field goal to beat Larry and then go on. So I picked to lose the game. Oh my god, all about Larry. Why are you such a goddamn victim. I'm just saying, that's that's the game I lost. Well, Larry, maybe they kicked the field goal for me. It wasn't to spite you. Oh that's a possibility, Dylan. Good call. Uh, Chay, you want to recap what happened? Yeah, I'm not counting the Kansas City loss at all because the high ankle Sprain.

I think we all agree on that part of the game. Part of the game and not counting it. I appreciate that. Everybody. Thank you. That's it. What do you want me to recap the Bahamas? Because that will take an hour and the d A might be on me interpolls listening. What what can you give me a highlight of you in the roommate? No, not of the roommate. That cannot give you a highlight of that. Um. I drank a bottle of tequila every day on top of all the other

external things that I ingested. It was a great trip, Danny, It was a really good trip. But to me, it almost feels like you're gearing up for when bad Larry comes up for the drinking. Bad Larry can't hang Bad Larry can't. He might drink a Hunter Budweisers, But Larry, you want to actually be a grown up and drink some hard liquor, you will be dominated period, all right. I might have to turn the page and start drinking something. No, nor dare you Larry that? Don't don't do that. I

know you. You usually are pretty good gambler, and when the odds are in your favor, but you can't go down this road Budweiser. You can go down that road if you want to, but I wouldn't go hard liquor because you'll lose out the size them up. When I see perfect, yes, I'll take that action. When you see Shay, you're gonna go Uh. I think we're just drinking bud Wetter. Okay, I'm just letting you know. By the way, you guys

weren't the only shitty gamblers. Picture Day Ray Picture Day Ray had a lot of money right in front of him and he just he showed me, Um, this is a picture of your ticket that could have been a winning ticket. You want to recap how you screwed up. Yeah. So I went to the casino with my buddies and my friend was like, oh, I like Jamar Chase first touchdown score plus eleven hundred, and I'm gonna parlay it with Dalton Show Dalton Schultz plus sixteen hundred. It's tend

to pay out around Bucks. And I was like, Okay, I'm gonna follow. I'm going in and I'm putting it in and I was like, you know what, I kind of like Deebo Samuel. I think that's a little safer, so I changed it. Put deebo in. Of course. Obviously, Jamar Chase and Dalton Schortz score first. He wins two thousand dollars and I'm out ten. Did he split it with you? No? You may as well have just lit to grand on the worst is I live with them so I get to hear about it. Yeah. Uh, let's see.

Let's let's turn our attention to the conference title games. Bat Larry, I'll let you start, since you gave back some units and people are going to be applauding you your charitable deduction that you have. I'm gonna pick. I'm gonna pick those four units right back up on the Bengals. Um, it's Bengals, Bengals, Bengals. The band is the Bengals. That's a that's a band, and there's bow Jangles. Okay, so here we go. Is that a pick? Is that a

pick them? No, it's Bengals minus one. Okay. It's been moving on every half hour right now as we speak. Is what the line we're going with? That's that's that's what I'm asking down. It's units four units on Cincinnati minus one, two units on San Francisco plus two and a half. It is two and a half okay. Two this on the over in the Cincinnati game at seven yes, okay, and one unit on the under in the Eagles game. I think at a half yes, it is okay. Not

a lot of controversy there for Larry. By the way, uh, the third most profitable coach in the playoffs over the last twenty years is Kyle Shana No Ship seven and one against the spread the last twenty years. He's a wizard. Yeah, he's good. Dylan, it's your turn alrighty. Um, So these are all gonna be two unit bets go Niners plus two and a half against the Eagles. Um. I genuinely

think I kind of went back and forth. I genuinely think Brock Pury I just look at his face and like, that's too dumb of a face to get phased in a big moment. So I think Jalen Hurts is going to get suppose an ice co that is coming from somebody who probably has that same kind of look on their face. I've been told that before. I think he's too domed to be shook by the moment. I genuinely think he is. There's nothing back the big twelve quarterback. I'm not going already, yeah, I mean I could have

gone with State. Yeah. Um, I'm taking the Chiefs plus one against the Bengals. Bengals, Um feel even better about that now. And then I'm going Niners Eagles under forty six and a half and Bengals Chiefs under forty seven going back to the unders, okay, and then I also have to one unit Bedstan. I'm going Patrick Mahomes first touchdown score plus thirty. He's got to run it in. And then also Patrick Mahomes anytime touchdown score plus five fifty. And that's one unit on both of them on the

bomb leg. And that brings us to shayan Ev. Don't call it a come back, nanny. I got the Eagles minus two and a half against the Niners. Is that what the line is now? Yea? Yeah, two and ahead. So Larry and Dylan are both on the Niners. Yeah good, I'm happy about that. I don't I don't understand how Brock Purdy is going to do against a defensive line that got seventy freaking sacks this year the Cowboys. After him, he looked shook under one and a half touchdowns. Hit

I think it's gonna hit again. But I'm on the Bengals minus one against the sprained ankle. I love Joe Burrow. I can't. It looks obvious to me, but whatever, you know, Larry's on that too, right, worked out for me in the past. Double at that Yeah, all right, Hayden Hurt's first touchdown score in that game. I just liked the dude's hair. He's a ginger, I think. Yeah, I didn't think you like ginger. I don't want to hate him, but they have special powers brought to them by the

devil reverse psychology. Did you hear Jason Garrett when he was on the show last week? Yeah, I don't know why you had him on. You know, why did you? Honestly, I don't know because I thought when we had him on, I'm like, this has to be crushing you because all those years, all those Mondays when you called in and you railed against the ginger, and I did feel bad for you. I thought about calling it, Honestly, did you? I don't think you would have taken my call. I

would have. I would have made an interview I have after the intermit, hold on Jason Shanon Irving. Let's love you Ivy League Ginger son of them Hayden Hurst first touchdown score. We got that and I have This is when I get weird, Danny. When we get to the conference championships and we get to the Super Bowls, this is when the weird prop bets come out and I start losing all kinds of money. But anyway, both teams to complete their first passing attempt and the Philly Niner

game minus one ten hitting that for a unit. Most receiving yards in a Niner game Davante Smith plus two ten. I don't I love that bet? And anytime touchdown A J. Brown plus one five, I am on the Eggles. I think the Eggles are gonna dominate this game. Under it might come in, but I'm gonna win all these bets. You know, Davante Smith had eleven hundred receiving yards and that might be the quietest eleven d receiving honestly, because everybody talked about A. J. Brown on that little people

forget about him. Yeah, yeah, well he was a high Smoom Trophy one, he was Sea Man. Anything else that you guys would like to claim to Air, I'd like to Larry. I think so when we do the drinking competition. Whenever that happens. Whenever you show up. It's been a while, we're going to do the wonder lick. You know this.

This strikes me as when we waited for great heavyweights to get together, but it took forever for the time Bob Aermon Don King, and you remember when it was Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson and we're like, oh, that's gonna happen. It took for years because Tyson didn't want to fight Lenox Lewis, because he wanted to eat what was gonna happen. That's what this feels like, Larry. It feels like heavyweights who already confirmed. I'm coming up to Providence,

so we'll stop in Milford, Land. They're going over February. I want to say the eighteenth, February eighteen. I believe it is Providence filling over. It's a Saturday though we're on vacation, Larry. But if you actually come, I might be able to move something. Super Bowl is the twelfth week. Yeah yeah, well yeah, I shut down when I'm coming through Connecticut. You guys shut down the way I'm looking

at this. No, you literally came to you stopped in like old say Brook and then didn't even tell anyone. Yeah that's he drove through Milford. I don't I went to Goodies, I had lunch of I didn't know that, Larry. I wouldn't blame you. I would come up with as many excuses for as long as you can. I would. I would. I'm just trying to think if I want to come up Friday night, spend the night in Milford, go out with Dylan and say, this is a Friday

and Saturday the providence for villanover games Saturday. These guys want to start at noon the show nooner. Okay, so ten o'clock. Leave from down here. Yeah, go ahead, like you got a day job? Are you doing? At this point, we might just come surprise you. It sounds like you you guys can't handle the Jersey Shore. Anyone can handle the Jersey Shire. A bunch of guidos who can't drinks. You guys are in Milford, Connecticut. Stop, okay, Larry, you're

the snookie of Jersey. Sure, okay, And then chase the situation because he's been in prison jail. You've been in jail, not prison, never prisoned, jail a few times out a big it's a very important distinction are important, especially in Texas area. Yeah, alrighty well, that's it for your dining and dancing pleasure. Those are the picks this week and we'll we'll talk to you guys next week. Good luck,