Episode 52: Jersey Shore Is...

week earlier than you are. I think I'll try and make a trip. Yeah, been a good week after Yeah, we've been a good week after the can I put out yea minus twenty two Larry, Yeah, you're still minus twenty two in the season. Bad Larry won eleven units last week. Dylan lost three, but he's still somehow in the plus category. Shay, you lost four units and the battle is on for last place between you and bad Larry. Can't wait and you're at eighteen and a half minus

eighteen and a half units? All right? Uh, any words here, Dylan, since you're leading, I'll let you start and I'm not going to do this then, but I just thought of something. But you're going to do this? No, no, this because it would be boring. But I could theoretically just not place another bet for the rest of the season and see if Larry can catch you have to make up twenty seven. But I don't think that you could keep yourself away from betting. Probably not, okay, Uh, Shade, do

you have any words of wisdom after what's transpired? And as we head into the holiday season? Here about about this week, as you can ask for Danny, the Cowboys lost, I lost, Fantasy Football got eliminated from the playoffs. Is just you know, awful, awful all around. But you have a family here right here, continuing the awfulness. Terrible. By the way, what do we what are we drinking today?

This is some hippie dippie. I p a that Ray Ray gave me called fat Orange Cat, and I hate it's okay, Uh, Marvin's drinking on the job as well. I think these are pretty good. I don't know about you, Dylan, but I like the They're good and there's a Christmas gift from Ray. It's very nice of him. Okin. I don't know if I like to take my drinking advice from a twenty five year old. Yeah, that mustache screams nineteen who it streams seventy and actually and then Dylan's

got a basket. You know, your Foster's the oil to wash down the fat cat cat wash the hippie dippie deer. Once again, that's what you're missing out on, bad Larry. Yeah, I wish I was there. Really, that didn't sound that bullshit that you don't care, You don't care about these guys. You actually like Fosters, So I could do a couple of Fosters oil fans with Dylan before your mid afternoon nap that. Yeah, I don't believe. You know, a lot of reaction to the drinking challenge from last week. People

are anxious to see if that actually materializes. We're waiting on Larry. Really. Yeah, we're going next week, aren't we. We're going to the bar. Yeah, yeah, we're on our week off. We're gonna go to the bar with shat Me and Ray at least Larry, Larry, there's an open invitation. Okay, we're talking next Thursday, Uh, Tuesday, What are you doing on Tuesday? Larry? Dare I ask on like Wednesday after we'll get a room at Poor God for my sister from This is why they say don't trust anyone from

New Jersey. Right, I'm gonna room from my sister. What's throwing that? That's just convenient? Tuesday? So Tuesday, Tuesday afternoon, I'm gonna kick your guys gasses and then just drive straight to Atlantic City. I have that'll fit in and pull off at the first exit on the turnpike and yack everywhere. Take a nap, all right, Dylan, anything to recap? Um? Uh, Florida money line did not hit against organ did not. It was not even um yeah, not great. Uh. The

Giants commanders over under unders back on um. That was good. And you don't get credit for the Argentina money line versus France or Messy anytime goal score you don't. That doesn't show up. That has not factored into our units because it's just football. But I did go undefeated in soccer, all right. Uh, let's see we are ready to make picks here. Yeah, so the college football picks, alright, starting with college I'm going Maryland minus one against NC State.

That's the Mayo Bowl, my favorite, probably my favorite one. Honestly just for the you know, the ending obviously. I think I saw that they literally there. I saw an article h was like both coaches have consented to getting covered in mayonnaise after them. But we used to do the showers game on the show, and that's all actually shame a lot of is there? Do you think Fritzy's not doing on the show? And then it feels like the Mayo Bowl just hijacked? All right? What else do

I do? Like Maryland to his brother is always good for a wild card victory UM Iowa Kentucky under thirty one Iowa under the Giants of College UM, and since the Giants are back on hitting the under, I think I was gonna also, but thirty one is just and Will Levis is not playing, not playing for Kentucky UM. And then I'm going to Michigan Minor State against TCU and Georgia minus six and a half against Ohio State taking both the favorites. I think TCU just fumbled and

bumbled their way into an undefeated season. But if any dog has a shot this weekend, I like TCU better than I would like Ohio State against George Ohio State. Last time Ohio State was fourth in the seating in the college football playoffs. They won the national Yeah. Right, and then Mississippi State in Illinois. I mean, this is an obvious one day in Mississippi State plus one. Rest in peace, Mike Leach emotionally, I mean, if again, just

be straight up disrespectful. If Illinois even kept it competitive? What are these? What are the bull games? What are the names of these? Do we know? Ray, you're supposed to put the bull down here and that you put the Mayo bull down. You didn't put down the other ones. I put the names of the good ones on there because the Mayo Bowl is the only real one that matters. Dan, we all know that you got anything else. Um. Yeah, So I'm trying something out, Dan Um. I'm a big

fan of plus three and a half lines. So I decided to take every team plus three and a half in ball games and do a little teaser out of them. So New Mexico State plus three and a half, the Klahoma State plus three and a half, Texas Tech plus three and a half, Pit plus three and a half, an Air Force plus three and a half, seven point teaser all tease to ten and a half, and that pays out plus three twenty and if that doesn't work. If it doesn't work, then what the fox is gonna work?

He's at a loss. Crucis Yeah, but ten and a half, Larry, you had an unbelievable week, So I'll let you crow a little bit about that. I think the only loss Eagles against the Bears was that the only one that's that's correct, And I actually thought I won the Charger line. I get told by this morning, what are you calling studio Ray or game Day Ray, pictured Day? Thanks for tuning in that I was given three, not two and a half. Yeah, well we told you that literally came

up on the last episode. We told you that that pushed it dead right, But you did well. Okay, I picked up eleven and I'm gonna pick up another eleven this week. All right, give me your college football. Okay, I don't have the bowl games either, but I do have North Carolina getting fourteen and a half from Oregon, pit getting the three and a half from U C. L A. And was thinking scratching after Dylan jumped on it.

Notre Dame minus two and a half against South Carolina, and then I get the three favorites Bama, Georgia and Michigan. I almost don't care what the lines are. They're all blow us. Bama's minus six against Case State, But that one's that that's sneaky, like there's something up with that, you know. I used to like that in Case State

a couple of years ago. I didn't really follow him that much this year, but I think Bammas are they going to be a little upset There're not playing for the final four and show something And they got nobody opting out, not a single player opted out. Yeah, Bryce Young and Will Anderson are both supposed to play in that game. And then Georgia minus six and a half against the Ohio State, Michigan minus eight versus TCU. All those are two unipets, all right, Shay, Yeah, I can't

get any worse, can it? Oh nanny, it's your can Let me tell you it's gonna easily get worse. Uh college football. I've got Whiskey minus three and a half against Okay Light, Uh Texas Tech plus three and a half against a fighting lane Kiffins. Now the Graham Mergs already. That's a good thing. Is he leaving? That's a great thing. He's a transferred has cost me a lot of money over the last two years. But didn't he have an unbelievable start to his career there? He was like he

was the next guy and then he collapsed. Okay, so Graham Merge is not going to be quarterback, which is why I put money on with you. All right? Uh, Texas Tech getting three and a half against ole Miss, Yeah yeah, Ole Miss ain't gettenough for this game. Tech wants to fight for it, Okay, and then Obama kase State Bama lane in the six. I mean, I think Case State it's going to be a public dog. I am not impressed with how they're going to deal with

Bama speed. I just don't see it. Um So, I mean you and Larry are both on Bama minus six. Here we go. I on k State straight up. Put a little dust on the end of a disappointing Alabama season. God, I want to add a minus six and a half against the buck Eyes because it's pret acting my future bed of a house statements ten and a half against TCU if that's predicted National champions, Big brain move, big brain? Oh okay, so that's the are you writing all this

stuff down? Right? Come? All right, I'm writing it down. Case State is plus love it. Okay, Uh, we turn our attention to the NFL. And since Dylan somehow is still leading this godforsaken show. Plus five units on the season, you go pretty good, Dan, pretty good? Um obviously, Giants Vikings under forty. It's a big total for the Giants for a capable team or capable offense. Rather, that's like a sixty point death taxes in the Giants in the

under Um going Seahawks plus ten against the Chiefs. The Chiefs barely eked it out against the Texans last week, and I just I never trust him against the spread, particularly a double digit one. And that weather is going to be an issue. Yeah, it gonna be a little breezy. That's why they're everywhere, right, yes, well for the most part. Yeah, um Bills, I think where I guess there is technicallywhere there's certain places on Earth that you know that don't

have weather, Like, I don't know what you're doing. No, I mean this weekend in particular, it's bad every okay, alright, Well that's different than there's weather everywhere. Yeah, but that is also there there's always weather. Okay, continue, I'm going Bills Bears over forty. Um, that's gonna be really bad weather. Um. So I'm just zagging and fading myself basically, Um, Cardinals plus seven half against the Bucks, my guy Trace starting the answer, Yeah, Penn State Yeah, and former raven um

for about five seconds. I don't know what that has to do with this, but for me, it's it does Okay, anything else well and and the Buck suck. Uh. And then I'm going to charges minus five against the Colts with I think Nick Foles starting ship Matt Ryan. Yeah, okay, okay, and that that's a visual here for those listening on radio. Thank god, it's right here we go. Okay, okay, shay. Um. Yeah, you're still leading bad Larry, So I'll go to you for your NFL picks. Don't call it a come back.

Danny went over last week, No big deal. I'm fading myself this week. So you're welcome. Bengals minus three versus the fighting mac Jones Bears plus the eight is eight, now, right, what is it? I didn't know that the Bengals are the most profitable team against the spread in the last two years. I did not know that. Of course, I just believable. Okay, here we go. And then the Packers plus three and a half against the fighting to us. Yeah, but you took the Bengals, so you would be yeah,

Bengals minus three. Yeah, so you're good. Yeah. I just didn't know the nineteen and three or the last could have been awesome to know. Yeah, Ray, thanks a lot, Ray. Yeah. Okay, Bears plus eight against the Bills. Yeah like that, all right? And Packers plus three and a half against the Dolphins. Aaron Rodgers, he likes where his team's headed. I like it. Don't call it a comeback. I know I got it bad, Larry. Wow, Larry,

you are going all in on the NFL. When you don't lose a game last week, that's always a good logic. You lost one, Larry, Oh, I forgot it? Did I did? Lost to lose a Philly game? Right? And you pushed on the Chargers. That was awesome. Count that as a lost. All right, here we go. Okay, Um, I'll tell you you're gonna go three units, two units to you, and it's three uns, two units, two units, three units. Just

get easy for Ray. Okay. I got the Jacks plus two over the chest tonight Okay, that's the three units. That's three units. Three units, yes, okay. Then I had the Vikings minus four against the Giants for two units, the Lions minus the two and a half against the Packs three unit three another only only two units another point right now a three unit bet, the Bangles minus the three against the Pats two units, Seahawks plus ten against the Thiefs two units forte is minus the seven

against Washington. Okay, back to three units on Dallas. Now, do you guys have a line on that I added minus five when I sent it five. It's fine open minus career that got bet up. Yeah, that's five, okay, I hand five. That's a three unit bet. I think that line is gonna go is hurts fling or we don't know? Okay, good um, that's a three unit bed on Dallas. And I got two units on the Older in that Dolphins Packers game. I think it's forty nine, and then two units on Arizona plus the seven and

a half. I'll say, I see you and I have a lot of games the same. I don't like that. Well for you, right, great? For me? I need all the hell bucking get Larry. By the way, by the way Dylan and Ray Ray met Bad Larry's college roommate John at my Christmas party, the one I wasn't invited to. Well, these guys weren't invited either, shut it out. I tried to keep a low profile though. Yeah, although the picture. Yeah, is there anything that you would like to let the

audience know, Dylan that you found that John? Who I get. It's the connection between you and Larry. Right, he's a good guy. Um. So Larry went to college. Yeah, he was on campus at a college graduated Providence, the Friars. Yeah, yeah, the University of Phoenix of Rhode Island, I think right time. Last night. Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody, nobody care. We sent a picture both of us giving Larry the finger, um, and then I probably knocked back about seven cocktails while

he talked to Larry. Didn't drink cocktails. He just drink. But I can't Larry, I know. But if you drink against Bad Larry, it's but that's fine. You mean just a weaker version of a cocktail. Yeah, right, Um, Now he's a good guy though, Larry. He actually did have some nice things to say about you too, which he's probably a fucking liar. I guessing, but you'll see. You know what, I might have to just tell my wife I'm coming up Tuesday. Yeah, do it. Yeah, you gotta

gotta get permission. It's called shirking your responsibilities. Larry. Just get here by noon, Larry. I'll confirmed that in the group chat. It's not My wife likes me around, so that either and I plan I can have to stay over. So yeah, for herself Tuesday night. You ain't staring with me, Larry. I might let you stay. No, no, you stay with you, stay with your old roommate John. You can say, yeah, that's yeah, that's not a problem. We're a twin bat

on the floor. Larry. It's to you. I mean, I'm just thinking I just might drive home after putting you to the bed. No, no, no, no, no, we're not going to do that. But if you guys want to have a bet, a bud Wiser bet, then oh it's it's on. Oh yeah, let's go. Let's go. Well, I will confirm this with YouTube in the group chat. Let's go. We have my people call your people. Okay, a show of hands. Who thinks Larry shows up on Tuesday? No way, nobody's got your yeah, zero. Why would you willingly go

to your own execution? Is this Larry's green mile? Is so? Bill? And I saw the picture that Nolan senter. You too, You looked out of it already. I'm always out of it. But he's got other things in his system, bad, Larry help. Yeah, he's got or hurt. Yeah, he's vaping, he's got hard liquor at all. So I'm gonna go Thursday, man is Friday, Casey Saturday. Oh I got a long weekend coming up Tuesday. I should be fine. What are you talking? Who are

you talking? Larry? We don't know who you're talking about? Oh Casey? Oh right, yeah, oh yeah, now we remember Casey. Yeah, that's her house. Christ nobody knows who she is. Nobody knows who she is. But oh okay, but Larry was she was. She was next to me when I gave up, and there was the barn out one in the passengers, right, that's right, Um, okay, So that's it. We've we've done all the damage we can do, and we've kind of made a plan. We next Tuesday it's on. It's oh yeah,

it's gonna get weird. There is no way this happens alright, not with bad when the three of us are going. I believe that. I believe that, you guys, there's no way bad Larry, no way scared. No. Once you go Jersey Shore, Dan, Yeah, they're fucked. Yeah. I don't know if that's the official saying, but that some state motto. It's on their license plate. Once you go Jersey Shore, you're fun. Uh we're talking Tuesday. Tuesday, alright, Okay, Happy

holidays and Merry Christmas. Alright, thank thank you man, alright, no, Chary, alrighty oh oh wait, we got your your season ending podcast, Shay and Irving. That's right, we got d in the year. We got four bracket, one bracket with four opponent when's the announcement? The final voting is December thirty one. We'll have the next pot of the first part of the new year. We're gonna have the winner announce. Okay, that's Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast, the Degenerate

of the Year. You're not eligible, No, you're not. I'm a perma winner. You're emeritus. Okay, that's it. Have a great holiday, everybody. Thank you.