Episode 51: I'm An American

girls joining you with white girls? Drinking a white claws? Larry? All right, when we finished drinking Budweiser, I'll start drinking white claws after um. Dylan, you guys my sister in laws. I'm speaker front. I'm driving down the Parkway. Just picked her up at the airport. Dylan, at your age, I know you're still afraid to talk to girls. But all right, have a couple of white cloths and get some nerve. But I'm drinking the Fosters right now. Larry, what are

you drinking? Nothing? Yeah, I'm not in my car. You know my car is still the cops. Now, this is my sister in law's car. I might get pulled over. So your car. Yeah, I'm I'm sober and um well, I'm talking with my phone. But aside around, I'm doing everything else legal. By the way, Larry sent a picture of him where he's trying to look menacing during the week. He's drinking Budweiser and your sunglasses first of all, those sunglasses you got at a seven eleven. Let me explain

that picture. I just happened to have it. It was my cousin's sixty eight birthday. He lives with my brother Phil, so I went over to the apartment and he he took a picture on his iPad and he couldn't send it to me from his iPad. Another picture. They're his glasses. I just that was the mistakes on the net picture. It was. It was a mistake. And Larry, you must have been pretty tanked. Huh. I'm sorry. You must have

been pretty tanked when you sent that, um eight birthday. Yeah, eight am the next day, and I sent it from I had finished the party and everything. I was back at my house when I sent a picture. Yeah, definitely back all right? Uh bad? Larry did did okay? Last week he had he won seven units, so now you're down thirty three units. But the comeback started. Damn Dylan came out. Even last week, He's still plus seven and uh Shay won three units. He's at minus fourteen and

a half units. I want to recount there, Danny. I don't believe that now. Uh well, picture day, Ray is here as the producer of this program. I gott have somebody to blame for this thing. Ray, Is there a discrepancy with Shay and Irving? These numbers are all correct? Okay, that's all we actually I did. I had to do the production for Ray last week because he was out, and I actually ended up screwing myself because I forgot

to put him my soccer bad that ahead. I'm not asking for it, I'm just I'm just for the sake of argument. Shay beat Larry head to head with the lines taken down the vikings. Uh dylan strategy of fading bad. Larry and Shay came back to bite him. The Niners blow out over the boy. Yeah. Uh, Dylan's magical run with Morocco came to an end, and uh, Larry and Shade danced on Dylan's grave in the group chat because of Yeah, you guys were getting nervous there for a

little bit. Yeah. If that Bodega dude called it, I would have I would have just screamed. Saw him the other day and I was like, what the he got you? He got Dylan plus hundreds would have been hard to catch. Yeah, yeah, alright, Larry, negative ten is gonna be hard for you to kill. So, uh, let's see recapping. You had Army Navy over thirty two and a half. Yea, that streak a miracle. That was

a miracle. Bad Larry lost on Navy minus two and a half against Army, and Shay, you took Army plus two and a half against name because I'm an American, Danny, Yes, you are right, all right? Uh, moving ahead this week, Dylan will let you start and you you deliver the first bet. Alrighty, So I'm taking um, which I believe starts at three today. U T s A and pick them versus Troy. I am still not over Troy. What they did to Mero in the season. I don't even want to talk about it. Why do you hate Troy?

That was that when I had Troy State and then Mario was the ultimate fucking mush and tried to call me and then they lost in the last second, Hail Mary because I went off his helmet. Yeah, so that's still freshened my mind. So I'm taking U T S A and A pick. I'm actually like that anyways. But um Troy dominated Coastal Carolina for the Sunbelt. There is this the Cura Bowl, the Cure Bowl. I don't even know what are they curing? Like the band? Oh it's

the band. They're curing everything. Okay, anything else? College football? Yeah, I'm taking Florida money line against State plus three hundred, their ten point dogs. Even though Anthony Richardson is out. I'm rolling with the sec an. Oregon State is a spread covering machine. Yeah, Oregon State is fun. What else do you have? And then b y U S m U under sixty four? Okay, just it was a fat line and I don't know. I don't trust either this

team that started at seventy four. Yeah, that's quite the move, have you. I'm just gonna ten point swing down. Yeah, and you're taking the under and I'm taking the under. I'm fading conventional knowledge. Dan okay shay college football picks. Yeah, I got the road Runners pick him against Troy. I'm with Dylan there. I don't think Troy is that good. They're not. Trust me, And you're a big fan of U. T. S A. I'm a big fan of Belt and these

D Gen teams that nobody pays attention to. I feel like U. T. S A has done you dirty a few times this year. They have lost on him. Last week, I lost on him in the North Texas game. It doesn't matter. The point is I'm do that that I can get behind. Alright, Uh, Southern Miss laying six against the Rice owls. Rice is not good. Southern Miss has a really really good running game, can't complete a FOURD pass. But but and and Rice got in. Rice doesn't have

a winning record. They're not good because they have to have eighty two teams that have winning records and they and they couldn't find Rice is the only team with a losing record. In a bull game, Yeah, I don't think they're showing up for this guy at all. Not literally, I mean that, I mean they're gonna show up. There's just not literally, They're not gonna show makes me think they're gonna win. Here we go, just from a storyline standpoint, the only team, Okay, what are you doing there? You're

like the cooler you are. You work for the casino, I'm gonna money. And when I'm rolling dice and I hit hard six and I parlated twice. Dylan shows up and says, we better truck that chip stack everything aboard. Who was it, William may see? Was he in the cooler? Right? The cooler? Anything else? So that you would like to wait your on ship? Yeah, Southbama Western Kentucky under fifty six? Just elected umber you like South South Alabel Obama's defense

has been good all year. It's been great all year. They have a really good running game. They don't throw that many passes. It's gonna be a long drive game. Seven mite drive six points, kick a field goal twice. I went all right, and they have a good defense, bad Larry. Do you have any college football? Not for these early bowl games, Dan, next week I'll have college games. These games. Next week is a big week. Site next

week is going to be a shift show. I can't wait. Okay, alright, Uh, Dylan, I guess we go back to you with your NFL picks, sir um going Ravens plus three versus the Browns Ravens dogs every time. And I also, I don't know Deshaun Watson for some reason doesn't quite seem to be himself. Give me over under on this like thirty eight year and a half or something like that. It's crazy, I know it's but like I mean, Tyler Huntley is flying.

The Ravens offense is at a minimum, like just says, or more stable with him over Lamar, I think I love I love him both. But okay, what else do you like? I said, most serviceable? Backup? Um Bill's minus seven? Cole McCoy sucks, get it over, no wrong horns down. If if he didn't go to Texas, then you would never if he went to Oklahoma be selling insurance. We don't know how developed. That's actually a fair point. Okay, what else do you have? Um Bill's minus seven versus

the Dolphins? Um, I know Paul's like major bet on the show, Paully has Dolphins plus seven and under the under. So I'm just gonna fade the whole thing. I canna do Bill's minus seven versus Dolphins and then the over. I do like before he even bet that I like the Bills in this game. And also for I have this idea in my head that the Bills Bills on Saturday too and December. I feel like always just murder whoever they're playing. At least in the Josh Allen era,

I think you're just making shut up. It took you this long to figure like there's as you grab your Foster's lagger, it's Australian. Okay, what else? I'm going Panthers minus three against the Stillers? Larry, are you still awake? I'm still here. I'm you know, my sister in law just took another's and actually, yeah, get her in the drive show. Yeah, okay, right here, and I'm doing eighty and I just changed lanes without using my blank. I

was aware of what was around me. I had the bone in one hand and on the steering wheel on the other hand. People want to you're going a little fast, Larry to take his hand next, okay, all right, I just want to know if you were awake, Larry. All right? Hold on, now we we resume our regular schedule program um and then obviously a Giants Commanders under forty and a half? Do you have the Panthers minus three? Yep? Okay? And then Giants Commanders under forty five? What are you

in a half? Okay? Be over three oh and one of the Giants last four games after starting the year seven and two with the under. They've been mean to me the last month. Uh. Anything else that you want about yeah, um a couple of World Cup bets. Um, obviously fun France. They did Morocco dirty. So I'm taking Argentina money line against France and then Messi anytime goal scorer. So that's plus one eighty for Argentina money line plus

one seventy Messy anytime score. Two units on all those and two units on everything else except the Florida money line, which is one unit. Okay, s your NFL picks. Yeah, I lost already, Danny. Um. This is a song as old as time. Seahawks plus three and a half. I got a buddy, right. He's a banker. He's a big bank like investment banker, a big deal and he says this time of year, you don't bet on it unless

it stinks. And that Seahawks line stunk to high Heaven plus three and a half and it was forty three was a total. It's all stinky, stinky as hell. So I'm gonna follow his lead. Bills in line is seven and Dallas Jacksonville under forty eight. I don't know how the hell this is gonna hit over forty eight at all. And I think toa is falling apart if it seems, and Josh Allen's gonna get his revenge. Uh, Dallas is allowing just under eighteen points. Again, there you go. That's

seven points. Is juicy if you like, we want the Dolphins with a touchdown. But it makes no sense. Does that stink? It's a stinky line, Danny, and that three? And I bet if it was Niners minus three instead of three and a half, it would have looked a little differently on paper. All right, bad Larry, what do you have you already you already lost on the Seahawks Niners. I did not lose. You got one, right, it's weird old habits on my sheeet. I haven't minus three and

now that I wanted to minus three. You moved the line against anyway. But that's fine. So I had two units on the under forty four on the Seahawks game. That one I have. I have two units of these first six pets under forty four that already won over forty two in the Bills game. It's over forty four. Well, again. I sent these in Wednesday Thursday. But okay, I'm just Dan. I'm in the car ready. Why don't we just give Larry the forty two? No? No, no, I don't. I

don't want No, that's fine. I don't. I can't adjust it. I'm just reading and driving now. By the way, guys, why doesn't your daughter in law drive wherever the hills in the car with you, Mr in law? And no, if you seek her drive this is way safe. Okay, Dolphins, bills over under forty four? What do you want? I still want the over dolphin score points and bills. Just throw the ball. That's gonna be an over all, right for two units? Then I want the Lions plus one

against the Jets. The Lions are minus one, Okay, change Larry. It changed because Mike White is not clear to play. So Zach Wilson's playing. The line went from plus two to minus one the milf Hunters planning. That's fine. I don't mind that. I don't mind that line. Switch. Actually, so Lions minus one then charges minus two and a half against the Titans at three. I say what I wrote on the paper, and then I cringed to wait

for Dan to respond, I hope that pushes so badly. Okay, So the way I'm getting off exit right now, Dan Dylan's pick took me all the way down the parkway. It's awesome. You're welcome. If you get off exit eight, you just ask where Bad Larry lives. That this is what Bad Larry tells me. Get off ninety eight, you just ask where bad Larry lives, and the people let you know where I live. The first person you see ask where bad Larry lives, I'll get you to my house.

You both welcome anytime. If you ever need to come kill you, we know exactly. It sounds dangerous. Okay, what else do you have? Um? So, I gave you the charge of Titans at three, I guess Bengals minus three against who are they playing? Yeah, I'm trying to read and drive, Dan. And then the Packers minus seven against I can't see you that the Rams. The Rams, Yeah, the Ram suck. I think they've cast in the season forget them. Packers minus seven they were all two unit bets.

And then I got one unit bets minus the three against the Seyak already one, the Giants plus four and a half against the Commanders, and the Eagles minus nine against the Bears. Okay, so it's left. The last three best are one units. The first one to three, four, five were two unipests five six. Well this is this could be a heck of a comeback for you, bad lay. We're starting out. I just want to make sure Dylan's

um Argentina beta plus five. He loses if it's a draw after the ninety minutes, right, Yes, that's just that's regular time. So I just want to make sure you're not who lifts the crown. You're you're the regular time plus extended minutes, but not a shootout. Yes, you have to soccer, Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't even give a shit about it, just because I have. I have that Argentina bet um and I'm only getting all these COMMI sports. I'm gonna make a bet right now.

I won't watch a single second of this bullshit, not one iota of it, not a one on the Lord's Day no less you kidding me? Go to church, you weirdos Dan, Dan, Can you change the rules of soccer and just it rid of the off side? Yeah? I the off side stans one nothing games. I agree with you'd be one or make the yeah, chase the roles on the pitch and make the field the size of a basketball court, or just cancel the sport. Honestly, I'm fine with that too. You can hear more of Shay

in Irving. His podcast is called Shay and Irving. And Uh, we're getting close to the end of the years. He finds his Degenerate of the Year. A couple of new nominations, new ones. Oh yeah, SBF the Crypto King, Yeah, he's definitely up there, and Terence with them too. And we had my banker friend on to talk about the collapse of of that whole thing. He's got to cut some insight. Are you a crypto guing? No, God, I don't understand any of that ship. Um, no one does, but neither

is the banker. The banker put a lot of people to task about it. That's a good episode. But you know banking, don't you know? I don't know anything about that. Oh you don't. I mean, I'm a pretty I'm pretty dumb person when it comes to math. I'm not really good at fractions or decimals. But no, I don't know

anything about that. Leave that to the nerds. Yeah, it's a Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcast and uh bad Larry everything okay, well and East towards the beach right now, Dan looking good off the parkway, bud wives in my hand. In just ten minutes, make it five. You know it's really cold and rainy out beach like you made it sound like you're in Pompano Beach, Florida. Come on, Larry East to drop Casey off. You're in Elizabeth,

New Jersey. I'll carry your luggagein and Granpa Bud out of her refrigerator. All right, have a great weekend and we'll talk to you next week. Good luck, good luck out