Episode 50: Forty Burger

you lost two units last week? But I just going in. I don't even want to admit this on the radio. But my boys down here are calling it the race to minus fifty. Yeah, yes, yes, and they're right. I used to call. I used to say, don't get it to the podcast on Thursday now as fifty Okay, just recapping, Dylan is up seven units, go figure for the season. Say you have to give Dylan a little credit Dan

about his Morocco vic. We'll get to them, Larry, Larry, I'm hosting, Okay, buddy than Larry Shay is minus seventeen and a half. We had a discrepancy right before we called you Larry. Dylan had to admit that maybe you made a mistake here in the tabulation I did. I had to take over for Ray this week because he's a little under the weather and not that raise exactly

a mathematician to begin with. But I did make an error curious math here all around Danny minus seventeen and a half units for Shay debatable, and then bad Larry lost two units. He is down a forty burn Okay, okay, Uh do you want to uh? You you faded Bad Larry and Shay on the TCU. Bet it works every time, Dan, This is some bullshit. Why bad juju? It's an inside of my head now I'm questioning what I'm doing. It's really cursed everything, honestly, Uh, Dylan, you want to recap

your week? Yeah? Um, I had one unit on LS moneyline for Georgia. I think we all know who that went. That was a flyer UM obviously Kansas State plus two and after first TCU lay up lay up right there, it wasn't a loss for me. I want to reach count though, UM per due plus seventeen. First Michigan that lost USC minus three versus Utah. I don't even know why I picked that. I think I was like hammer or something, and because I'm pretty sure I wanted Utah.

But you weren't hammered. You were here, No, no, when I made the pick, like on Saturday, she's the only one who gets hammered here. Yeah. How how many white claws are we in? We're three D one point five? Okay one and a half. Um. And then I did lay five units on uc F plus three and afganst t Lane. I was not a believer. I actually think two wins kind of good. Legit. Um, they would be in the playoffs this year. Rif we had the twelve team playlets. It just is weird saying tu Lane is

like a legit, like they could play USC. I think they play USC, right, yes, yeah, I think that will actually be a competitive gay um. But then I did go undefeated with a push in NFL. Shay, do you want to recap anything college football lines? Yeah, that TCU loss is not actually a loss. I'm taking that off of It doesn't work that way. It does for me in my head. Yea, in your head, yep, perception is reality. Okay, alright,

you were you you want on Fresno. I did Fresno thank you, thank you for that pick you had North Texas. That was a bad pick. Yes, it was bad, Larry. Do you have any highlights? I'm jumping on his bandwagon there. That TC who not a loss for me either? Then? Was a touchdown Layer. Well, Larry, the up put four units on it. I want four units on that and got beat. Not gonna have the over in the Georgia game,

which I don't know. They score a hundred again, I guess yeah, that one pretty easily, all right, as we yes, Larry, anything else, No, I'm just gonna say to forty units, province one by forty last night, Dan, I don't think I didn't have that lay An eight team, but was going to show it's my basketball squad. Here we go numerology. How desperate are you? Shocked them down? Four to you? And it's but okay, I went big this week. We'll

come to me. Sha Shae had an excuse. He's in Germany getting hammered over there, placed in bets August Stein or hell set on the podcast half the time, Dan, here we go kidding me. I called in from freaking Germany. Larry, you're a freaking regatta as a pumpkin, Regatta crazy. Yeah, Larry, you have no excuses. You didn't have no excuses. I will be plus. I will be plus by the end of the year. I'll take a bet on that I will mash the other side of I will take a

bet on that give me money. I don't know what the line is on. It should be mine has ten thousand that he's not positive. I take one that please. By the way, I gotta give credit to the guy at the bodega down the street from Dylan's apartment who said, take Morocco to upset Spain the Oracle, and you have Morocco to win it all at plus ten thousand. Now they're plus thirty five to win at all. I mean, I know, I know I could sell that ticket right now. I didn't put fifty on it. I wouldn't five grand.

Okay there, which clearly isn't gonna happen because why would it. But for now we can live in that reality. Okay, you're ready to do college football, Dylan. Since you're in the lead, you get to go first. Obviously, all we got this weekend Army Navy. Um, I'm going over thirty two and a half. I'm I'm fading myself and kind of history here. Well, isn't the aren't they famous for going under? Oh yeah, fourteen in a row, fourteen games in a row, and you got it at thirty two?

And it's literally I think only Iowa, I think, has beaten that under this season. Um, this feels like a last second nineteen sixteen games. This is a backdoor cover to make it thirty three. And the kick is up and it's gonne, it's gonna be, it's gonna be sitting at thirty Alright, you have two units? Two units on that? Okay? Um, yeah, that's it. Okay, Shay, Army plus two and a half, all day, raw raw, USA, all right, and bad Larry. I think it's a tense ten seven Navy final, but

I don't want anything on the over under. I have Navy minustertone a half. I feel great, Danny, you two because I only have I only have one unit on that. Okay, do you feel better because Bad Larry took Navy? Larry's lack of confidence in that, though, makes leads me to

believe that maybe problems they're gonna win thirty to two. Uh. Is there anything you'd like to recap on the NFL last week dealing, Um no, I actually went the Commander's Giants over under was a plush, but it went into O t good Giants money line was oh yeah, she had half of you Giants money. Um, but no that actually honestly, NFL build me out last week, um uh, Eagles versus Titans was an easy one. Broncos Ravens under yeah, um there was ten ten nine Final Bills minus three

and a half. Yeah, Larry and I rode that one together. That was an easy one. Okay, So NFL picks this week, I'll start with you, Dylan, Um already tonight, I'm going Raiders Rams under forty four. Um, Giants Eagles under forty five obviously, and Chiefs to Broncos under forty three and a half. It's eleven and one on the season. I'm just gonna write it. I mean, taking the under with

the Broncos, you would be eleven and one. This yeah, my god, I know that was my I was like, I've been betting on the Giants under this whole time and it was right under my name. Anything else. Yep, Bill's minus sign half against the Jets. They lost the Jets, so I think they're gonna come out firing. UM and it's in Buffalo. UM. Ravens plus two and a half against the Stiller's Divisional game. Ravens is an underdog. I love and Tyler Huntley. I do like Tyler Huntley's a

backup quarterback. He's good. I'm a big Lamar fan, but I think he might actually be the most capable backup in the league. Brock Purty has a question for you, Brock Party is gonna get this ship kicked out of him. By the way, you don't bet on the Ravens when their favorites. And you're betting on the Ravens because they're dogs, Okay, but they all every time, so they're getting two and a half they o. But yeah, I hate them as favorites. Anything else yep. And Chargers plus three and a half

against the Dolphins on Sunday Night Football. I was I'm a sucker for a plus three and a half. Yeah, home dog there. Let's go to Shay and Irving his NFL picks this week. I got Philly Giants over forty four and a half. I love that bet. I got the Niners laying three and a half. Now it was three when I made the bet shi it changes great, it's right here in front of us. It's when the bet on the show. I will tell you right now. As of right now, it is three and a half. Okay, fine,

three and a half. Lay it the fighting felin onious Deshaun Watson's plus six. You gotta work on that delivery alright, and Lions, I'm laying the two and a half a line. I love it. I love it. I don't give it, Damn, I love I looked at that game for like an hour and I was like, I don't I love the Lions laying two and a half. Here. Are you betting anything else here? Goddamn right, I'm betting Montana State minus eight against the St. Thomas Tommy's St. Paul Minnesota. Craig

Kilbourne went to Montana State basketball there. Yeah, buddy of mine went to St. Thomas and he's real dumb. So I'm Montana State. Do you want to mention his name? No? Okay, we call him the banker and the banker anything else? Nope? Okay? Uh bad, Larry, Okay, I got a bunch of three units back desperation. We go on George fifty right away. I go right against say, I got the Vikings perfect

two and a half. Thank god. I got the Bills minus to nine and a half against the Jets, the same sid that's a Dylan on that the Bengals minus to six against the Browns. Hallelujah. Everybody celebrates when when you go opposite them, the data is there. Four against the Titans. My boys asked me if I was going to do the patriotic thing, and bet I ran against America because it's so America, because celebrate. But I didn't. And soccer in the soccer in the first round. I

actually bet on I bet on us. But why does that matter now, Larry, valid question. No, I'm just saying my boys are agreeing with you that they want me to go against them. They'll they'll, they'll have their come up, and we're not worried. Okay, what else do you have, Larry Jack? Jags plus four against the Titans, Texans plus sixteen and a half against the Cowboys, biggest, biggest line of the season so far. Right now, are you guys, Are you guys thinking of fading? Larry? Oh, you're not? Okay?

All right? So the Texans three unit, that's a're afraid the three and a half against the Bucks. It was straight when I bet a to shave, by the way, and I got the Broncos plus the nine and a half against the Chiefs. You get nine, okay, and then I have two unit over underbet okay, I want I know Ray is sick or someone sick. But someone checked that Raider's rams line for me, because I had over forty three and a half. Okay, forty three and a half. I know that's coming down, so have the over on that.

I also have the over on the Giants Eagles game. And I heard you guys say it was forty four and a half forty five both on the over lines, moving in our favorite Larris go yep, over forty five, rating it down. And then I have the under on the forty Niners Bucks game. What do you have it at half? What happens? Seven? All right? Take another a half point? Dan? Oh? But you never go oh, that's great. You only bitch when you feel like I'm sticking it to you. I bet the over gooes from my line

shows forty two and a half right now. I looked at it before to show what I called here what out you got? It's an off shore account it's a different system. Yeah. Also for forty years, Um, Dan, I'm gonna obviously, since Shane and Larry are both on the Niners minus three and a half, I will be taking the Bucks plus three and a half for two. And it's what's ride, Larry? Come on, this is like, this is my money printing machine these days. Why did you

watch Tom Brady's miraculous comeback Monday night? Yeah, I mean we have a plus four, so we didn't care. You know, I was almost rooting for him. But it's wearing in one with like six minutes ago in a game from the fifty yard line and they throw that stupid passing complete and then they punt. Just run those two times. Oh yeah, over sixteen three Todd Bowls not Bowl that was Ceo Ellioto. He was Bowels on the Jets to sALS Is the coach too. He's not good, so Todd Bowles.

But that was bad coaching on the Saints part. Yeah, that was terrible, both of them. Yeah, that game anyway, it was a nightmare. But but but Vowels also had an office. Here's the thing. At the fourth quarter, nobody goes on Tom Brady. Did you see him? He for three enough quarters. Didn't do anything, not a single thing. That's that's more more of an issue. I think for me, Brady was like, all right, you guys don't want to

win this game. I'll win this game. And then he did that, but didn't do anything for the first three enough quarters. It's it's kind of bogus that you get that stat like game winning driver fourth quarter comeback if you literally were just complacing for three and a half quarters. Looked awful. Yeah. I think they might wake him up a little bit this weekend. Their defense is good. Yeah, he's gonna be yelling at so many offensive line is going to three interceptions that I'll call you right now.

Also post game, when it's his daughter's birthday, he's bringing that up in the middle of a divorce, on top of the fact that he refused to retire to spend time with his family. It was just dirty. Just shut up, man, take the shut up. Bring your daughter into this ship. Well look at but she did say, you know, it's my birthday. But Dad, you're playing the Saints and you don't do well against Also, Dad, you have cheek I plants. It looks weird. It looks weird on TV. We do

not know he has cheeking. I'm honestly, I've been convinced he doesn't have cheek. I plant does he does. He's got all kinds of new stuff. Paple to the back of his head. You got the eyelid lift above him. He got a weird Do you not like him? No? I don't like him at all at all. Well, first off, he left a woman that was pregnant to go with a supermodel. That was weird. And secondly, he refused to retire when he got Hunter in the hell, there's a

studio malfunction. My studio is falling apart. Here the soundproofing here. Just hit me in the back of the head. Dan, he just knocked the wall down. I knocked down wall. There was a ghost of Tom Brady. Yeah, next gen of the Year, Kennedy, Next gena your Kennedy's Anthony Lincoln and Jake Sullivan. We were the worst trade in the history of They got they got. That's called getting fleeced. They got fleeced. Brother, you should have had two first

rounders for that one arms dealer, you got one. I think I think the Merchant of Death gets you at least tick at least too who am I talking to? Come on fleece, no do just in time for Christmas whatever that translates to in Russia. Got roped. Uh, that's it. That's Dan Patrick takes a gamble for this week, Bad Larry, Are you gonna join show your face up here one of these days on my next Now, I was gonna say my next winning weekend, but weekend this is We're

gonna run away with this? Um, Yes I will, but I can't promise when Dan, Okay, but I just want to alert the staff that Bad Larry's coming in if they want to make signs or make fun of you any of those things. You know what, I'd have to buy a thirty pack of Budweiser and that'll be traveling with me, Damn and Larry. I want to I want to go head to head too, Dirty Rack and Dylan, your child, I'm here, child. Your hair? Is your hair still purple? Um? And it is? It has? It has

a bluish hue. Okay, a bluish hue. It was actually really nice. I had to go to a funeral on Monday, and I looked like an asshole with my blue hair shining through the stained glass window, which I forgot about until someone pointed it out. And then there's gonna be a side bet. It's Dylan and Shave versus bad Larry drinking bud Wizers. Yeah, yeah, well it's a it's like a round. It's one v one v one. Let's go. I mean no, no, no, I'm not I don't do tequila,

n't I stay well, I don't know. It's just bud was but a day. Yeah, it's just bud all day. That's and Larry, when you hit the deck, Shane start drinking. Hoo. See, Dylan, I'm gonna tuck you in it at your mom. I'll drive you into your mother's home when you can't even talk anymore, and then I'm gonna go out for the rest of the night. I will say this, Um, Larry can't pick games, but I would pick him. If we're going to have a Budweiser off, I'll take that action. Yeah, yeah,

you like or something. He's in. He's in the running, running up against the pro jolant. I will say this that I've gone to parties and Larry will stay when the younger kids do like beer pong and everybody else goes home. And then he'll dominate them in beer pong, and they're like, why the hell are you still here? Yes? No, it is creepy that I'm the only one who want you to leave. All his friends want me to stay. Yeah.

But but say if we if we're doing the Rainbow of liquor and everything and everything else that goes with that, and you're a number one seed overall, thank you very much. Damn, I'll take you in that game. Then we'll go to to Oh, let's go all day Hell yeah, no problem, whatsoever? What I lack in years, Larry, I make up for lack of organ function. Yeah, uh, that would be interesting. I don't think anybody wins if you three go against

each other. It is l l L Yeah. Yeah, beer people can win if you start going to brown forget about drink, Larry. Larry can't drink wine. He can't do anything that's got bourbon or whiskey drink. I'll drink. I'm not as much of a beer guy as I used to be, but I can if if called upon, I will exactly answer that answer. What do you mean used to be your seven? When did you used to be a beer guy? Now I drink liquor and hard cells like a pussy. I can't drink beer that much anymore.

Looks forty. To be fair, I have terribly Larry. I watch out, you are an old looking car and coming up the afternoon's open. I will say I've seen bad Larry in action before. I'm not. I'm not, and I've I've gone out drinking once with Shay and you know that was it was at a week I think that we went. We was yeah, wild Bill wild Bill er former cameraman, and I had not been out with Shave before. And then I was like, you know, start drinking a few, you know quick, and then I'm like, I gotta drive

back home. And I was like, you know, he wanted to do brown liquor. And then I go, you know, I I loved my cameraman, but I don't want to drink that much. In honor, you got to get out when you get your car up the next I didn't want it to be my wake. Uh it was. It was best to get out for the day. But bad Larry is not good at picking football games. But it's not that I doubt Larry's prowess. It's that I'm confident in my own ability. Okay, same here it's beer. Yeah,

I'll drink beer all day. Okay, all right, I'll set this up. I'll set it up. We may have to maybe do a little video action. How about whoever finishes last this year units? No, no, they buy all the beer for what. I think that the bet should be like twenty units per person, and whoever drinks the most or can stop standing the last wins. But I don't know how we decide who wins. Well, I mean, we may as well just have Larry go buy the beer now. If it's last place it buys the beer. I mean,

let's be honest. Barring any material change, I don't know if it's even twenty years, I gonna help. Yeah, you're still done. Okay, so we have I figure I pick up a thirty pack about for me and a thirty pack for those two to split getting some looks here, bad layer. In five minutes, we'll have to run to the store and get another one. See I will. I will say this, though, bad Larry like Shay is real.

You know when people say she really like that, Yes he is, but his real is different than you're real. You're real good at drinking beer. Sheha is really good at being Shay and I would not it sounds like it sounds like a great time, Dan, I can't wait. By the way, Shay and Irving Podcast, The Degenerative the year. We're closing in on a winner. We are. We got two new nominations, Jake Sulivan and Anthonyum Lincoln up against Kanye, Kim Kardashian, a few other misfits around there. But we're

recording the pod tonight. Danny'll be out tomorrow. Okay. So that's Shay and Irving Podcast wherever you get your podcast. Everybody, good luck this weekend and we will talk to talk to you next week. Better. Thank you,