This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, well, well, hello, Dan, Hi Larry. Are we feeling I'm under the weather, but I'm not feeling as bad as you are. That was That was a bad trip to New England. You lost seventeen units last week. Oh, I'm well aware, trust me,
you're Larry. You're minus thirty eight units this year. I I know, I'm well aware. Dan. I have a couple of friends who but on how I'm doing. Uh, you bet nineteen units on college football a lone Land week. You said it was to pay for Christmas. There's some shitty Christmas kids coming. Everyone's getting cold this year. Yeah, yeah, one of my boy Pumpy, Dan, My boy Pumpy said
Thanksgiving's gonna pay for Christmas. Nothing. Nursing's gonna pay for Christie, my wife's and nurse Dylan in the rest of the world. If you don't know that, I think everyone knew that. I don't know if they did. I don't know if they did, but at least Larry explains something. Uh, Shay joining us. You're still in Germany. Absolutely, Guten tog Danny, Okay, Guten todd. Uh you are coming back right supposedly we leave tomorrow. Okay. Uh. Let's see, you lost two units
last week. That's not bad, that's not that's not true. I don't count pump that offs against me. Ray marked that downs w they were up twenty one nothing. That's absolutely larky that they lost that. Gay, Well, it shows that you lost two units. You're minus fifteen on the season. Dylan was even last week. Dylan is plus nine units even, pretty damn good press the competition here. It was a blood bath. That was a blood bath this week. Up. Yeah,
it really was, Dylan. You want to recap anything, surely? Um. Obviously the big the highlight of the week was fading Larry's lock Colts minus two. That was an easy one that actually built me because I didn't do so hot. Um, But thank you for that one, Larry. I appreciate that. I'm just not used to Larry being picked on like this when it comes to gambling, Larry, Larry, I don't know how to handle it down. We're good. I think you traditionally do the ship talking, right, Larry, Yes, yes
he does. We'll be back to that, don't worry. Did anyone watch the end of that Colts game? Here we go? Are you gonna talk about them Ryan's spot? Yes? Absolutely? He slid hey dove head first for the first down market He was never touched. He slid well over the first down marker. And when it came up and I said fourth, and I said I'll be fourth in a names or something. It was fourth and three. But but but Larry, they're looking at the head first slide the same way they are his feet first, and so it
came himself up. Yes, when he's diving for a first down. I think I would have challenged that, but I guess Jeff Saturday want to keep all this time. I was, and his challenge, I mean, are you kidding? Uh? Shaw? You got anything you want a bit about? Yeah? The oh you game? It's absolutely bullshit up twenty one nothing cruising easy and washing on an illegal stream at a beer garden at Munich. I'm happy. Everybody else around me
is happy. He having some chicken schnitzel, having some Bill schnitzel, having some pretzels and beer, and then I wake up in the next morning and they're all toast. It's a bunch of that's not real, Danny. That's a win, but it is market as a w right. How many? How many people show up at the beer house watching college football in Germany? No nobody. I'm watching it illegally on my phone. I got illegal stream and they're just they're playing.
They have this weird game, Danny. It's like shuffle board, but with huge like you know the game Sorry. Yeah, those little those little, those little things you play sorry with what they're massive and there and their metal and they hurl them down the shuffle board looking thing and they scream in German and everything sounds like, you know, you're getting cussed out or you're gonna die. It's just
it's like, you know, they're freaking out. Anybody else want to complain about anything before we move on, Dylan, I think I'm all right. Iowa and uh, the Giants both screwed me taking the over this week. Um, your big dog Parlay lost again. Yeah, I didn't see that one coming. I mean Georgia, Georgia. I'm kind of out on Georgia covering the spread, but you know that's neither here nor there. I'ld take finishing even that Steelers game really helped me out. Yeah, alright,
let's look ahead to uh college football this week. Dylan will start with you, alrighty dan Um and traditional fashion. I'm taking a stupid bet. I'm taking l s U money line against Georgia plus six fifty Wow, which, uh, seventeen and a half is the spread, Georgia by seventeen and a half. That seemed I'd liked LS with the points there too, but I'm I'm risking it all. Um, that's for a unit and then two unit bets. I got Perdue plus seventeen against Michigan, especially coming off the
win over Ohio State. I think they're in a little upset spot here. Jeff Rom's good coach. Yeah, produce legit um. And then I'm taking us C minus three against Utah. I kind of waffled on this one, um, but I don't know. USC looks pretty good. You kind of called that one, No, I didn't, kind of I did how you called that one. I got Picture Day Ray telling mclock lock of the Year C J. Stroud, Heisman and I was like, he's got one game and he better be great in that game. Yeah, and Ray told me
to hop on CJ. You know I forgot and I'm glad I forgot good. Yeah, all of a sudden, Ray is saying, oh, Lock of the Year. I felt really good about that one. I just needed him to play well against Michigan and he was gonna get it. But obviously that didn't happen, and Cayley Williams looks unbelievable. But the c J. Stroud thing is, even if c J. Stroud played well against Michigan and they won, Caleb Williams to me, still had the better chance with standalone games.
He had three, where you know c J. Stroud was then going to have this game this weekend, but I didn't know if that was going to be enough. Well, my thinking with it was as I saw Notre Dame on the schedule in U C l A. So if they had two losses, I didn't think they were going to get CAYLEB Williams to win the Heisman with the two loss team. And I liked Ohio State underfield. But it didn't work out. Yeah, it did did not They actually got this ship kicked out of them, right, yes
they did. Um, And then I have one last college bet Dan. I actually Ray again and his infant wisdom was very high on two Lane minus three and a half this week, So I'm putting five units on UCF plus three and a half. Wait, are you doing this just because Ray, who's not even involved in the gambling? I mean that is enough. Yes, but no, I actually like UCF here and everyone's high on two lane. Their due to come back to earth. I do love I
love two Lanes uniforms. They're awesome. Green Wave is a great, great great great units all right, Shay, college football, don't call it a come back, Danny, TCU minus two and a half the fighting Jake Hayner's plus three and a half. That's Fresno North Texas. Even though they destroyed me last week, it was a bad week to bet them UNT plus eight and a half. Uh, that's where we're out on college football, Danny. And did you have basketball as well? Oh yeah, it's time, Danny. It's time. I got Kansas
State plus one and a half. But Ler and got the depth of Kansas State's got way more talent. Let's get weird, Okay, I are those all one units? Yeah? I'm not getting not cotting crazy all right? And that brings us to bad the emphasis on bad Larry college football introduction. There man, just college football, Dylan. I've known Larry for twenty five years and I've never I've never had him in this position where he is. He is stumbling,
bumbling and fumbling and just not used to agree. I agree with Shay on one pick and I got I agree with Dyldon on a pick what I sent him last night. I'm gonna stay with I like Georgia in that game, but I'm afraid of the seventeen or seventeen a half. So I'm taking over into Georgia game at fifty one and I think TCU bitch slaps case stay saw TCU minus the two against k State and he got me down. You're still stealing half a kick him
while he's down. Yeah, holy man, Okay, TC one US two and a half and over George at the two units each and before we go to NFL. I just had I went to raise early for my lunch and uh I mess him who guaranteeing uh yukon tonight in college basketball because I'll put it on a shell liar's gonna win. I think they've given eight and a half. I don't even know who he said they were playing, but he said Yukon is pretty good if she's gonna go with a basketball bat. I want just one unit
because I don't trust this guy that much. One unit on Ukon College hoop tonight tonight, Oklahoma State UK and a half Yukon minus eight and a half. Okay, all right, yep, one unit he will if if the game wins, I'll name him next week. He doesn't get named yet. Oh, you're your source. Okay, uh, really quick, dan Um. Obviously, Kay and Larry both have TCU, so I have to take Kansas stay plus two and a half. But this has you. You. You said you're gonna stop being stupid
two weeks ago. You're no, But you're no. But Dan actually though, I mean, I don't have the numbers in front of me, but I think every time I've faded both Shane and Larry when they're in agreement on a bet, it's worked out pretty Okay. You have one loss, you have won three and one. I know the number. Picture picture day, Ray, you got those efforting right now. Okay,
just make sure you write all this down. Yeah, I just want to a unit number, Dylan, because I'm right, Ray, I love you, but I'm not trusting your numbers and don't seem to be getting away with stuff. I will. I will also be putting two units on that two units, okay, right right? Make one right now? Units? Oh? I like this? Anybody else, we all go und let's go this only is there one chance of making the playoffs? You think they're gonna give it up? Yeah? Minds for units on
that game. Okay, I love this ship. Anything else, I'm good, Okay, Dylan, NFL already, uh tonight, I'm taking the Bills minus three and a half against the Patriots. I don't know how I feel about this one, but I don't know. The Bills are due to kick the crap out of someone. They've been kind of fumbling and bumbling. Did you know Josh Allen leads the NFL and interceptions. Yeah, I actually I saw that the other day. What else Broncos Ravens under thirty five and a half or thirty eight and
a half. Then this has been sitting under my nose all season, the Broncos under his ten and one. I was busy dicking around with giants. It was right under my nose the whole time. But I'm also going to commanders giants under forty. Oh you have to have to. And then Eagles minus four and a half against the Titans. And these are all two units. And there are a lot of people, according to draft Kings, who are betting the Titans. Titans big puppet us to cover. Yeah, uh,
let me see bad, Larry. I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna try to change your luck a little bit. Thank you. Yeah, although I sent teams in last night, almost looks like Dylan sees my picks. Hold on, hold on, Why would Dylan care about your picks? This is like a weirdo world. It's not like you're cheating off somebody's paper who's a Rhodes scholar. I mean, Larry, if I was doing that, I'd be Chapter Levin right now. That would be bankruptcy. Larry, Okay, I understand, NFL. Give me
your picks. Buffalo minus three, I gotta make it three and a half. I already heard. I already heard that Buffalo minus tree against the Patriots. But I'm heading out. These are all three unit beests by the way, and I sent him in last night Buffalo minus at three and a half. Over in that game, the Buffalo game at forty three, just in case the Patriots stay close. Vikings minus three against the Jets and under the Jets at forty four half. Yeah, why why not? Ravens minus
eight against the Broncos. Okay, you're not saying eight and a half. No, I only give you know the same. I'm waiting. I'm waiting, Larry. I am not I'm not again, I'm not antil I am pro Larry. Thank you. Dan Raven's minus eight against the Broncos. Titans plus five against the Eagle four. I didn't hear that already. I'm sorry four and a half. I'm just reading off my paper. And play the victim. You play the victim so well. I've never been here. I don't know. I don't even
know what you well you are playing the victim. Well, okay, so Titans plus four and a half. I had a minus four and a half, right, Titans plus four and a half. Yeah, over the Lions at fifty one and the Saints plus four against the Bucks. Those last two best lines Over and the Bucks are only two units. The other all the other ones were three units. Shay and Danny got the duevo Yorko Hogante's plus three Chicago Bears. Wait, wait, no, it's the Giants are plus two and a half. Oh,
this is highway. It's changes everything like this one it it's Giants plus two and a half. The fine, fine plus four and a half. Don't bet against Taylor, Heinek against the spread. I'm gonna do it all day. Uh and the a t Aliens plus one? All right? So Atlanta minus one against the Steelers. What that's what I've got here? Atlanta minus one line movement into my favor. Fine, Atlanta minus one. I gotta update my car. This is ridiculous. The Bears are plus four and a half. Right, you
got that? All right? Yeah? Yeah? I got that. Still and and Bray make my Kansas state the basketball bet? Make that two units. We're getting weird. I can't wait for basketball. Something's got to get me going. Yeah, anything, Dylan, you've got anything else to Yeah? I have one last thing. So the the gentleman who works at the bodega near my apartment also degenerate gambler. So we'll talk shops sometimes. And I walked in the other days, like, bro, you have to take Morocco to win the World Cup. So
I was like, okay, the Morocco's plus ten thousand. You're great at these. We never even charge you though at the end of the year, tinfoil hat Larry O. Um, I don't know, but yeah, yeah, I actually I'm gonna confirm. I'm gonna bet it anyways, but I'll confirm and get back to everyone. Is that one that one unit on Taco winning at all hundred to one? You tipped off by a soccer insider? Yep, Larry's getting tips at the Delhi that he or cafe that he goes to. There's
some real backroom dealings going on. Yeah, Dan, I have to give you. Yeah, I mean I thought above been it that day and I just didn't like Dylan said, I just forgot about that and it but you made
sense when you said it. And he's got to be the front runner now, right Oh yeah, heavy, Yeah, that was That was probably the only coherent argument ever made on this show, I think, And and he was like plus seven D when Dan put it out, and yeah he was plush and raised the masters like yeah, at least Dan, I only forgot about the bet and didn't Dylan went the other way against you or he already had that bet. No, no, he didn't. He forgot to forgot to bet it too. He forgot to bet c J. Stround,
but he bet the Ohio state guy. Yeah, c J. Stroond, Yeah, he forgot. By the way, Shay and Irving has his podcast and that's separate from this one, but equally entertaining as he inches closer to the degenerative the year. More candidates or have you narrowed the field down? No, no, no, we're gonna have a couple more candidates next week. Voting ends on Christmas Eve, so get your get your boats in that. Uh we got We've got a few. I
think Kim Kardashian's gonna be next nominee. Waiting for waiting for her since the statement a bit belon thiaga, but that's neither here nor there. We'll talk about it. That's a good one. Yeah, Ouch, she's up there. Shay and Irving podcast. Wherever you get your podcast, you can look forward listen to it. And uh we thank you guys for gathering all around the globe to bring this entertainment to this audience. Yes, um say are you this the other guy on that text? Day started night or two
nights to go? Cricket phone is breaking up again? Your cricket phone is breaking up. You're in Germany, my man, don't blind on my phone? Yeah, the WiFi works, your brother, it's first world baby. Um, are you guys on a thread? Are you texting each other? We started like two nights ago or something I got and it was Dylan and Ray and myself and it's a third guy or Charm. I just want to make if that's Shade before I start ripping him up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. Who
else would it be? Okay? Because the guy from your both banka and yeah, I'm gonna throw him in there too. Okay, now I know who I'm talking to. Good now we're now we'll get uh, we'll open it up a little bit, right you have some wait hold up? Yes, right, So, since we're fair on this podcast, Larry, remember when we screwed you on that navy bet a while ago because she had brought it up. So, Shade, the giants are actually plus two now against the commanders, so not two
and a half. So in fairness to Larry, I feel like we might have to give you the plus two there. Well, yeah, I mean, if that's what it is, it's plus two. Yeah. We did this, I think two weeks ago. The only one I really remember, Ray, and I appreciated. The one I remember is when I was up in Maine a couple of years, a year ago, and I had Buffalo and it was like six and then you guys are yelling and went to seven or eight and nine, then
went to ten or something. That's the one I really remember was that during the COVID time when they were skipping out like oh, like I think ten starters were out with COVID. I think that might have been. Yeah, I wasn't aware of it. And you know, Larry, these lines are locked in right now, no matter what happens after this, in the next five minutes, when we hang up, these are the numbers that were locked in on. I agree. I know that. Now, Dan go ahead, but we text
Ray to bets. We say, hey, Ray, these are the bets are gonna make. Here are the numbers. I'm looking right at draft kings. If the line moves after that, why am I then punished for making the right bet? Well, we can't do it right when you're ready to make your selection. We have to do it and when we do the show, and you can change your bet if the line is different. I'm not locking you in on it. Let's say you made your bet and and they went against you, and you locked it in last night. I'm
not holding you to that. I'm holding you to what we have right now. It can work. I was I was driving home from Maine and I'm getting my Chicago Bear bet. I thought I had like four or whatever whatever the numbers were, and and Trevor Simeon Tourism appendant for every day, and he wasn't gonna start, and the line went to eight. I'm saying, how do I get stuck with that line? But I'm sorry they lost any
Sorry I open this up. I got no complaints every here, Guys are just I'm just trying to make it better. You're whining and a hey, what's the money line on the Hagante's They are plus one fifteen? Give me half a unit there, right right? Halfy half a unit? That's happy you a little expense, So a half a unit? Oh I everybody here, good health, one shot today and put a whole unit on it. Yeah, relax, I know what I'm doing. Layer you don't you down nine units
in half a year. All right, thanks for joining us, and once again Shaye and Irving Podcast and uh bad Larry, Shaye and Irving actually Shay and Germany and Dylan our graphics guy. We'll talk to you next week. Play nice everybody, Thanks guy, enjoy. Good luck, y'all. Good luck,