Episode 46: I'm Dialed In

went to Puerto Rico. I think this weekend. We keep in touch throughout the week and he didn't respond back to me for a couple of days, but he got back to me today. He had a rough week. He is flying home right now from Puerto Rico, so he's not on the podcast obviously. Did he give picks? Oh my god, And I think he's duck in me after the Astros didn't just royd his phillies. Yeah, Larry, that was a good that was a good tag team. Yeah. I don't. I don't think that Shay and Irving is

is ducking you there. I don't know, like he doesn't strike. He's ducking Interpol right now. Probably he's got other things to worry about, trying to get back into the country. All right, let's recap, because at one point this season, Dylan was plus seventeen units. Bad Larry was minus five. Well, don't call it a come back. Dylan is now minus one. He lost seven units last week. Bad Larry's minus twelve. He won five units last week, and Shay minus ten

units on the season. He lost three units last week. Congratulations, Larry, Well we're coming back. I'm Dylan. Just a side note, of course, you know I had like three three team teases with Buffalo and lost him all financially to the bookie. And it was like mixed them shoes because you lost five units on it. And that sounds vaguely familiar to last season, Larry. I think that was how you started,

right Buffalo. That first Buffalo killed me against Pittsburgh. But I could have, actually, I could have had Buffalo win this game anywhere up to ten points, since I would have been a double victory for me. But um, I don't mind losing the money to pick up those five units on you. Yeah, and I was at the game too, it was a sad Okay, I'm gonna throw this out to just advice here. You're one and nine on Parley's this season, Dylan, I at what point do you go,

maybe I should try something else? Dan, you might be shocked to find out I am actually might be learning this week. Did not do that? Okay, I'm learning. He's getting twelve to one on his parley, so you hit him. You know you only got to hit one out of him. Well that was a four legs hit one, Larry, that's it. He's one and nine. I think that was the only four leg when I did the rest for three and two, and I think I lost that. You're You're gonna be

a smarter bet better this week. I'm actually dialed in and I'm ready to go. I'm not doing any stupid overtime parlays blah blah blah bullshit stuff like that week. And I did my pix last night and it was a long day and a long night and I couldn't nothing jumped off the paper at me. Dan. All Right, Dylan had a five unit bet on the bills minus twelve and a half that was over before that one Texans money line. You know the Dolphins Bears under Can

I do the Larry impression right now? The Texans should have won that game. Yeah, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it from you either of. There's all all right, the game, no question, you're big, big dog Parlay. You had Ohio State minus thirty eight. You lost it right there. Northwestern should have won that game. Yeah, they should have. They certainly kept it close. Uh, let's see,

bad Lair. Let me see anything interesting here. Uh, Navy plus eight een and a half against since Notre Dame Clemson over forty four and a half. That was That was a lucky company. They were both two units to Dan and my loser in college last week was one unit. I just fell in love with Tennessee. And if you could put a one unit bet on him getting eight from Georgia and it was a loser. By the way, um Astros to win the World Series, Astros to win Game six. Bad Larry won that one is well and

Dylan actually won a World Series. Yeah, we're not counting them, are you. No, No, we're not. No. That's just letting people know that you guys are well rounded. Although you guys and Dylan, Dylan, I just want to throw this out there. You and I wanted and Shay lost it. He goes su Porto Rico. They don't count and they don't count to unit. It's international waters. Also, I would like to point out that Shade did go one and six last week. Yeah, he got the Falcons plus three

and a half against the Chargers. Was that that was it? Struck out on college Yeah, he whipped on College U interesting timing is all. Yeah, alright, so we move ahead to college football this week, Dylan, You're still in the lead somehow. Um, I'm taking Colorado. I'm I'm fading the big dog parlay mentality and I'm taking Colorado plus thirty four against USC. That's a huge spread for USC, and

I don't think they're that good. Colorado was allowed at least forty points in five of their six pack twelve games. I need is for them to lose seven to forty, right, is that forty to seven seven? You know, you always put the higher score than I think Marvin might have done that now he did the other day. He goes, Oh that final with l I Shoe and Alabama was thirty one to thirty two, and I go, how long have you been covering sports? In sports? All right? What

else do you have there? To Michigan minus thirty and a half against Nebraska? This one's dicey, but I'm gonna lay the points with Michigan, all right. Um Wisconsin Iowa under thirty five insane point total? Wow? Iwa does play good defense. They just play poor offense. That's that's all they got. And Wisconsin can't really move the ball either, So that's probably gonna be one of those nine ten games, all right? And then wait nine ten or ten? Nine?

Damn it? I did it again? Yeah? What are you doing? I'm thinking of in terms of the team that I'm to bet? Would bet? Do you do you call like home plate home base? Do you do stupid stuff like no, I say home play? Okay? Good? Do you say speedball instead of fastball? That? Yeah? Like Springsteen? What else do you have? Um? So I flip flopped on this. I was going to take Texas minus seven. I'm gonna take TCU. I'm I'm buying it on Max Dugan? Is it Doug Dugan?

Max Max Duggan, Max Duggan? Um? I just I don't know. I can't trust Texas and I'll take the seven points right to see you wins. Then they're in the big twelve time exactly. And those are all two units, all right. Nothing with Shay. He didn't send any of his bets in so bad, Larry, you're up, Okay. Can we talk about last week again? Now they weren't to the pros. How do how do the Rams let Tom Brady score a touchdown? I gotta push out of it. But that was a lock win. He goes through the length of

the field a minute ago. I mean, was there any doubt, Larry, was there any doubt when Brady got the ball back? Not five years ago? I had no doubt. I have doubt. I had no doubt. I had no doubt whatsoever. That was the perfect Tom Brady situation. Yea? Was there a? Was there a past interference penalty in the end zone that helped him? I didn't see the game, but a couple of my friends told me, you know, he got bailed out with the past interference penalty in the end zone.

He has been done to do that in the past. Yeah, all right, as we move ahead, Larry, college football this week? College football? Um, okay, two units on these four bets, over Louisiana against Georgia Southern, just so I have I'm gonna do tonight. Okay, it's sixty one and a half. Sixty one and a half. Still, I'll stay with it. Let me change out to sixty one and a half under Notre Dame. I got to the forty one and

a half against Navy. Okay, it's thirty nine and a half. Okay, pretty spot on taking two points away from me in each other thirty nine and a half. Jm you okay, it was minus seven and a half. I want to buy it down to seven. What do I have to buy it down from today? It's uh, jam you minus seven? Yeah? No, it's seven a half in Larry's gonna buy the half down right? Well that's what it wasn't you know? I did it off the paper last night. So okay. So Ray says seven and a half is the line. You're

gonna buy it down to seven? Right? Okay? And then under the Penn State Maryland game, that's fifty nine and a half. Spot on perfect Okay. There are my four two unit bets in college football, okay. Um. I would also like to add, see this is where you get in trouble Old Dominion plus seven half. I believe last year I did this exact same bet against Larry with JMU against Old Dominion, and I think the line might have been the same and it worked out in my favor.

Larry loves jam JM you die hard, and I had go against O D you a little bit too. So all right, we move ahead. Uh NFL bets Dylan st Yeah. Um Bucks Seahawks bucks minus three. I believe they're in Germany this weekend. They are, They're still there. It's a far trip from Seattle. I'm digging the bucks, okay, and I think the buck has to stop somewhere for the Seahawks. Didn't Oh no, great, we don't have a little bump. Um Bill's minus three and af against the Vikings with

I think case Keenum starting against his former team. I don't know how does affect the line. If johnsh Allen playser doesn't play, I would think significantly. It would probably be about a touchdown and spread. I would guess Bill's minus three and a half, and I'd still I don't care if it's at one o'clock. I still not buying the Vikings. And after Kirk Cousins charades last week. Okay, what else do you have? Obviously, Giants Texas? You you love? The Giants are six one and one on the under

this year. Yeah, that's the only thing I got. The Giants home unders are fifteen and one in the last sixteen games. Fifteen and one at home. Yeah, home underdoge or home under? Yeah, alright, I like that. And then I've got the Commanders plus ten and a half against the Eagles. I'm basically just gonna be fading the Eagles. And that's in prime time to double digit spread. I don't think they cover that. I gotta put five units on that too, five units on the Commanders. Commanders plus

ten and a half, divisional, prime time, big spread, It's ripe. Okay, anything else? And I have one thing? And actually Dan during the show, Chris Simms was pretty high in the forty Niners covernying the point spread against the Chargers yet seven. Yeah, I'm taking Chargers money line plus two fifty. Okay. Uh since Shay is uh m, I a bad Larry. You're up with your NFL picks. Okay. I was very nervous this week in the NFL, so I'm going one unit

on my NFL picks. And I've got a little confidence boost right away because I had the Seahawks plus the three against Buccaneers, and you know, I'm tilling went the other way, So I'm starting I'm starting to like it a little bit better. I want Jacksonville plus the nine and a half against Kansas City, the Titans minus the two and a half against Denver Titans minus two, Thank you, Dan,

you than I appreciated. And then I have a two unit three team t S and I had the Commanders, which now I'm thinking about to change and that to something else. But I gets the Commanders getting to twenty one and a half against the Eagle and a half and a half, twenty and a half just like that. Yep, Penn State minus a half against Maryland. Okay, give me the meaningless stuff, then that's good. Pick them. And I got the Dolphins over thirty eight and a half against

the Browns. Well, lait a minute here, it's so is that down to then twenty six and a half? Are you okay with that? Yeah? That's why I did it. But I wrote it that it was the last one on my sheet, and it was getting late last night and by the way, Ray, I apologize for send of the same. Did I wake you up with the text? No, you didn't wake me up, Larry. It's just funny to see the Budweiser next to the picks. Every single week. It's like eleven o'clock. Oh shoot, I gotta do my picks,

and then I just sit at the table. Well this night, last night, I was at the table some I'm sitting at right now actually, and the blood pan is still here. By the way, it's called product placement. So no, no, so that that over under thirty eight and a half, down and a half, I have a twenty six and a half. It's twenty six and a half with your ten points that you added. Thank you. Yeah, when I give you a couple, Yeah, it sounds like Larry got

a decent amount of gifts. This guy around actually, yeah, you want to go over him lost two points in the over in Louisia, a lot of points on wunder on Notre Dame. He gave me a half a point from minus a half to a pick them meaningless if you're welcome, But thanks, thanks guys. I say it's back to them guys sticking up for you, because I mean damn sticking up for you because she's not here anymore. There's no rest for the wicked Larry apparently. Yeah, I don't know how we how do we punish Shay for

blowing us off this? I think we send him back to Puerto Rico. He might not mind that, or actually keep him in Puerto Rico. Yeah, Well, hopefully gets back, but it feels like he should be verbally spanked for for doing this. It's funny that he went to Puerto Rico for the weekend and it's Thursday and he's coming home already. Well, he going for this weekend or left No last weekend. He's probably gonna be there this weekend too. Yeah, but it is amazing that he keeps in touch with

Ray all during the weekend. Then when the picks have to come in, he's m I A no, no. Ray couldn't get ahold of him for a couple of days. Wow, you know there's noational charges And now I'm starting to worry about doing I'm about say, well, it's too late to start worrying about Say, you can still worry about me on the trip. I turned it down, he did now,

but that's probably in our future. So you're not going you gotta work on the show, all right, bad Larry, You're it feels like, you know now we're starting to see you in mid season form, right mid season. We got make a little run. Um all right, boys, Thanks thanks a lot, guys. We'll chat later and Dan, one of these weeks I will be up in the studio. I just trying to fit in. I gotta go back

to Maine. No pumpkin regatta, but just back up for Thanksgiving. Um, I don't know, I remember when I can get up to Milford. Well, we'd we'd like to have you in studio, be kind of nice. Let you meet everybody. It's almost like it's on the way to man. Yeah, it's pretty close. But yeah, Larry, I do have a bone to pick your future Kentucky Derby winning horse. Uh I did even race. It wasn't in the lead for half, so quick story about that. No one's down again. My college right down

for the weekend. His brother, a bunch of guys up the track on Friday. We had an early exact in the Keenland, so you know, we had money to play with. Then lost every race going forward, and the Keenland has ended now and here's a Larry Legend at two one going off at at Santa Anita. Nolan has twelve dollars left on his ticket his raster, so he goes put it on Larry Legends. So we went up there to put it in for him. I put five holes to winning five dollars to place, you know, just a five place,

winning five place for him. And then on my boush I went fots win playing show on Larry Legend. It goes off at eighty to one and it's leading, leading, leading, and it's a photo fans, and we got second and on a two dollar that second place played fifty six bucks. Yeah that that's that's five times a year at the track. I'm not a horse guy at all, but you know, you got company down and they want to go to the track. You make the effort. Well, thank you for

making the effort today. Unlike Shay, but that's that's I got. I got a table full of happy winners in local lottery. I would look local elections over it raised him at the head table A raise right now, I gotta get over. Yes, Ray, I got one thing to add. I know no one cares about my picks, but c J. Stroud to win the Heisman is probably the easiest you'll make in college football this year by far. He's plus right now. Whose second hooker is plus two nine? Yeah? Hennon Hooker's Heisman? Bid?

I think ended. I'm gonna take Caleb Williams plus nine d. That's a value. Okay, but okay here, hear me out here, Caleb Williams usc They have U c l A. They got Colorado coming up Friday night. He'll put it win Colorado can't win. They'll put up big numbers there. They got U c l A. U c l A is a top ten team. Then they'll have Oregon Pack twelve title game. Oregon is the top ten team as well. They play Notre Dame and Notre Dame there. See, it's setting up nicely. C J. Stroud is gonna have Michigan

and then the Big Ten title game. Caleb Williams may have a bigger opportunity. His team not good at defense. They got to score points. Lincoln Riley loves to run it up a little bit there. Caleb Williams is going to be the Heisman Trophy winner. I could also see Ohio State losing to Michigan. Here again, Okay, I thought that's not bad analysis there, Dan, thank you, thank you. Maybe you should try the scamble and thing. No, no, you know, I've never been somebody who had to have

money on a game to watch a game. It would be to the contrary. If you said, hey, do you want to watch Buffalo against Akron, I'll be like, yeah, I'll just watch it instead of yeah, let me put a dime on this just so I can watch the game. I don't watchna watch this Thursday night game with no action tonight. Yes, for a little while, for a little while, I think we swing both ways, where like I don't need to hear that. I don't need to hear that whatever that meant. Much like Ray, I like to swing

both ways. And now I think like there's some games where I literally am like I just have to put a bet on this and watch it. But then there's other times where if I put a certain bet on it, I don't want to watch it. Yeah, I can't watch I could ever watch a game that I bet on or watch someone watch it. I can't do that. No, I remember Monday night I went into seven seas lair. This I know, I know, I know it well a couple of years ago and I'm meeting a friend there

and the Raiders are playing. He goes, who do you like? I said, uh, you know, I kind of like the Raider. Now I don't. I don't even know that. He gambles. He said, uh, yeah, order me a beer. I'll be back. He goes outside, he comes back in. He goes, all right, we got the Raiders for a dime. And I got why Now I have to watch the game and yes, yes, and then if they if the Raiders don't win, then it's because of me. And if they do win, I don't get credit. I don't get anything. It's not like,

you know, he's gonna go, hey, here's a hundred. There was betting it unless you gave a rope. Oh my god. That's he can't know and can blame you for that. Like, but they do, I mean they probably will, but yeah, they still doing pick mackerel. You're a big boy. You want to buy the stock, and I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear from you again. I kind of like, That's why I tell him, that's just socially

acceptable gambling. Larry, have a great weekend, and uh, we look forward to doing to drive by and hopefully we'll have Shanon Irving back next next week. You good luck, all right, good luck my man. Thankular Thangular