Episode 43: I Like Your Style

phone ring. Okay, can I tell you? But don't you know that we do this every Thursday at this time? Yeah? I do, I do. I I told I gotta Texas morning. I said, I'll be right. I'm just lowding. I'm lugging my golf back to my cart right now. Okay, I won't even practice platon Dad. Are you are you ready to do this? Because I don't want you to go. I didn't have any time him to prepare. Okay, alright, alright, let's recap. Where do we stand here with the tabulation?

Dylan's at plus seven you were even last week, Bad Larry, You're at minus twenty one and shay your minus six units. Yeah, it's not real. Okay, all right, we turn our attention to this week and uh, Dylan, since you're still the clubhouse leader, you get to go first. Alrighty yeah, any is there any you know part of the weekend you want to kind of recap? Um, let's see, Well, obviously my big bet was on Alabama to cover the spread, and we know how that went. Obviously, when that wasn't

gonna happen, I was reading hard for Tennessee. And then your big dog parlay. Yeah, shockingly dat lost again. Um, Georgia did kick the ship out of Vanderbilt, but U T s A me. I also completely forgot the U T s A game happened because it was on Friday night and Saturday Michigan State seven and a half l s U plus three West Virginia moneyline versus Baylor was nice. That was Uh, Larry, you want to recap anything from over the weekend, Well, couple to start with Thursday night

when I lost my three team parlor, my three team tea. Yeah, I mean my quarterback drops the ball, you take it back seven yards on me scoop and score. Then you block an extra point and take that back for two more points against me, and I'm still going to cover the game. And they throw another pick and then I was gonna have a winning week, and I missed a forty eight yard field goals and then it would have been a nice back door cover. Yeah, and then your

three team ten point teaser didn't turn out well. J m U S thanked me on that, So I didn't even care about that anymore. If I lost one unit for the week, so I won like seven units two weeks ago, five units. You know, two steps forward, one step back. Keep your head up, Larry, How confident were you with your over twenty eight and that bear Thursday night game I watched like the first quarter, Justin Fields has a guy wide open overthrows him. I mean, that's

never matter. Yeah, Shah's gross dud. It's gross. First off, Troy is dead to me, and I'm faked him this week. Um Oakloma State. They should have went out right, TCU still fraudulent Illinois one outright. I was happy about that. I put in tim bets and lost two units. I'm not that upset with myself. Old miss should have covered, that's for damn sure. Alright, Uh, NFL recap. I don't, I don't want to. Didn't didn't do well, I didn't do what? All right, now we turn our attention to

this week, Dylan, I'll let you go first. Alrighty Um, I'm taking Syracuse and money line against Clemson, my Clemson Tigers plus four hundred. I just I don't know the Syracuse might actually be legit and I I'm not buying Clemson this year, and I'm fading myself. You better hope Syracuse defense continues to be great. Yeah, that's your that's your hope. Clemson's offense has been mid at best. All right, So that's plus four hundred. Yeah, it's gonna be one unit.

Um going, I'm rolling with l s U minus two against Ole Miss not very convincing from all mist one and a half old miss. This one and a half. Is that a night game? Yes? I think that's seven in Death Valley, the other Death Valley. All right, all right? What else? I'm going to u c l A plus six against Oregon. I actually thought about taking them straight up, but I'll take the points. I don't understand this spread

at all. Yeah, it makes no sense to me. You see, he's good, but but Oregon after the Georgia game has been They won every game since then, haven't they? They won five in a row. Yeah, I don't know. I just u cel it's got a little magic on six is a lot three and a half. I'd understand that. But six's being a like Oregon winning by a field goal from the game, right, Um. And then in the Battle of the Religious Titans, I'm taking b y U

and Liberty under fifty eight and a half. Liberties d is good and fifty and a halfs a lot, all right, Shay, college football, I got the fighting, I got b y Un. We're learning by U lane A seven against Liberty Liberties defense is good. They haven't played anybody like b y U yet. Um. That's my heavy bat. That's a mortgage bit right there, Danny, that's a tub unit. Yeah, that's right. I got Kansas State plus three and a half. I still don't trust Duggan Dugan, Dugan Dugan, Okay State coming

off of by Yep, I think it look good. Martinez is gonna run all over him at Minnesota. I have plus six, Danny up four Okay, Well, that's a movement. That's a whole lot of movement in my favor, which I like, so I'm going to keep the bat. Uh. Then I got Texas Tech lane six and a half against the Ears, and then South Bama Jacks minus three versus Troy because I hate Troy with a passion. Now and we are at the wit baby South Bama winning, and you you don't even like Troy Aikman because of

the name Troy. It's solely his reputation. Okay, bad Larry, Okay. One unit of college football's dan Um Rutger's minus the three against Indiana Toledo Buffalo going over fifty seven un l v. Notre Dame going over forty seven and a half. That can go two ways. Notre Dame can blow them out or a little thirty thirty hie. And then I I'm going back to my law at plus three and a half against Rice. There all one units. There have been ten times this season a team favored by greater

than sixteen points losing at home. Notre Dame is the only team to have done that twice. Now, but the over under at forty seven and a half the fighting Papists, I'm right, I'm gonna add a bet in here, just because it's been working out well for me. Are you fading, Larry? I'm going to fade one of Larry's bets before before to hear what. Yeah, it's okay, alright, one of my lamb think. I think it's like eleven and half eleven. Take it, take it. I like it, you know what, Larry?

I like your style. Um, I'm gonna take Rice minus three and a half against Lattech uh NFL bets here yep. Okay, So I'm hopping back on the Giants under train, and I think Giants Jacks is gonna be a bad game. You've been on the Giants under train for a while. I did. I took a week off last week. Um, but it's under forty two, which is an insurmountable amount of points for any Giants game. I'm going Ravens my six and half against the Browns. My Ravens. They have to.

I mean they have just blown three terrible games in a row. He's blown three in the fourth quarter. Yeah that last week. Don't even get dude, Goddamn Giants. Um So I'm gonna lay the six and a half with the Ravens against the Browns. Um Falcons plus six against the Bengals. I'm literally just taking the Falcons spread until they don't cover it. America's team right there, six and now, I believe the only team undefeated against the spread, and they went out right last week against the Niners. Um

Bears plus eight against the Patriots. Oh, you're not binding into Bailey zapping. He looks pretty good, but it's a lot and I don't think the Bears and Patriots talent wise are that far off quarterbacks aside um. And then taking Lions plus seven against the Cowboys, I don't think they're gonna win, but I'll take the seven points. I would take Cowboys laying six and a half. If you would take that number right now, I'll lay one twenty on it. Yeah, you give me six and a half,

I'll do that. Donna make that happen. Let's do it. Mark me down. Done. Can't wait for the Lions. Do you have do you have a parlor? I do? Actually? Um So, Dan, it's the sports equinox today, all the four major sports for major sports, um So, I have the astro's money line obviously, the New York Rangers minus one and a half, the Saints plus two and a half, and the Bucks plus four parlay about ten to one. This is a d to the year ship right here. It's a National Hall of Day. It's only the twenty

seventh time it's ever happened. And then there's like two on Sunday and Monday again. But Shay, you're ready for your NFL picks. Yeah, undefeated as always, Detroit Dallas under forty nine and Odacks coming back. But I think there's gonna be some glitches in the offense. Uh, Cowboys defense is legitimate, not giving up a lot of big plays. And that's what the Lions live off. Tennessee Lane two and a half against the Colts. I don't understand this line.

Whenever I don't understand it, up put money on. It makes perfect sense to me, smart man. Yeah, and that's it for the NFL. One you each okay? Uh so Tennessee monus two and a half. That's home against Maddie Ryan. What am I doing? Yeah? Come on, all right? The comeback continues for bad layering. Here we go Lar NFL two unisease, Dan Arizona minus two hook against the Saints, Carolina plust eleven against Tampa Bay. Um, Dylan, you didn't even bad amount, Tom Brady at all this week. I'm

impressed with you. Acker's minus five against Washington. We'll get the Tyler Hannick or something. Washington Taylor, Taylor Taylor one Kansas City minus a two and a half against Kansas City four and one straight up in the last five games against San Francisco. That line's funky. You got all your numbers, right, Laar, Yeah, you didn't steal them. Maybe at first lair, maybe stole your breath away? Good Lord,

where you go, Lara? Do you think he'd just gave us his pick and then then hung up to play golf. He slunk away into the night playing golf. He's sitting alone in an underpass drinking bud. Why no, friends, I did you know Marvin's gonna have to call him back? I was wondering, Uh, you know, we we we need to take this show on the road, like go to a casino maybe, But then I have to know how good you guys would be if we went to a cassine. Let's say we went to Vegas. Yeah, do you guys

have any casino horror stories? Just so I would know as the boss. I got walked out of the hard Rock in Vegas buddy of mine and me got walked out for well, we're rolling dice and we were on a heater, and so they brought in the cooler one of the floor managers and uh my buddy was rolling dice in the corner and they had the on off button right there on the tin right and he kept tapping the on off button and shooting his dice and

they kept saying it was too high. They kept saying this, that or the other, and we kept winning, and we kept winning, and they were like, you can't touch that button no more. And he kept of the button. They got much of the button, and we kept hitting points and as soon as he craft out, they grabbed us both my shoulders and walked us right out of the Hard Rock, which is a shiphole casino by the way, bums.

But yeah, I've had some crazy stories in Vegas. Yeah, I think every casino stories ends up being a horror story, except for the old elk Cortez. In the old Vegas, the El Cortez was a good place to watch a knife fight and roll some dice and be a normal human being in Vegas, as opposed to Disney experience. They would try and make everybody do it a knife fight? A knife fight elk Cortez in the parking garage. You see one once a week. Absolutely, I'm down. It's a

good time. Did you have another one where you were swimming with the fishes at the Atlantis and the Bahamas? Yeah? I was having jin Martiniz for breakfast for three days in a row. Had a little more extracurriculars. And one time I woke up in like a pond. It was like like a salt water pond at the Atlantis, and they were tortoises, like big old sea tortoises around me, and I couldn't figure out how I got there, but my buddies pulled me out. But I was swimming with

the with the with the turtles, with turtles. I haven't had a couple of hairy incidents of the Bahamas too. It's a wild country. No turtles, no turtles. Uh, Matt, Marv. Do we had bad Larry? Did you get ahold of me? Yeah? But he's going in and out. I think he's got bad service that Bernard doesn't take up the same cell second. Yeah, I thought he just irish accident on us. I will know he's playing golf and I think that he probably

was like, all right, I'll get my picks in. As soon as I got my last pick in click, I'm gonna go tee off so much better than us, I think. So, do you have a horror story dealing from the casino? Cassine? Not? Well, I don't know if I'm allowed at Hakkasan in Las Vegas. As long as we steer clear that, I think we'd be good. Um, but what happened? Um, it was you know, maybe some contraband really an issue that they aren't too fond of those establishments. But you know I was. I

was way younger back then. Um, but that's the only real uh. I think that would be the only real thing aside for me. I mean just losing a ton of money, which they love. Yeah, I love that. See, I don't gamble. And if I get you at a craps table, though, when the whole room show, I get it, and everybody wants to hit that point, I get it. Or like the old lady at the slot machine with the oxygen tank just tugging away on it, that doesn't

get your juices were rolling dice. We're playing a little black jack, and we're playing bakara and we're getting weird. That's what's happening. And if you want to see me piss away a lot of money really fast, watch me play black jack. Let's roll dice. I literally have a tattoo of a hard six on my shoulder because that's what made my life happen. Not A had a hard sick Wait, WHOA? I had a hard six. I was one years old. You have a tattoo on your shoulder herd with flames on it. Yeah, I can't see it

now because I got my clothes on. Give me a couple of hours, a couple, a couple more white cloths. Boys are drinking white cloths to black cherry Baby. I had a hundred ten dollars left to my name. I was playing two four no limit of twenty one years old, first time in Vegas. That really mattered. And I leave and go to the craps table with the buddy of mine and I put it all hud ten bucks on a hard six. They hit the hard six on the come out. I par lay it. We hit it again

right away. I went from a hundred ten to like in thirty seconds, and I was losing my and that's all it took. I was hooked for life after that. That's it. My Opa taught me how to roll dice when I was a kid, to teach me math and probability. Like it worked. I've been rolling dice since I was a kid man. I love this ship bad. Larry, where'd you go? Going? Again? We just we had him, Larry, where did you go? Staying in the same place I

was talking. I was giving me my two unit picks. Okay, you guys went away, No, no, no, but we got all your bets, right. I don't know when you cut me off. I couldn't. I couldn't. I didn't. I didn't cut you off. I got you Kansas City in the Niners. That was your last one two and a half against right, Okay. Shay was just telling me some horror stories that he's had at casinos, saying with Dylan, do you do you

have one that stands out? Um? I know I've been with John Nolan and I and Laurel many of times and Mohican fun. Um, Laurel is a better gamble than he is. Um, not really, I don't have any. Yeah, Well, thanks for calling back for no for no reason. I thought, maybe have a story, all right, thank you, Larr. I have a story. I think the last time I was there, Um, I went and saw one direction at son Yeah, I went. I went with my daughters no ship, Yes, yeah, I

and I didn't gamble. You know, we had times before the concert. And then my wife goes, well, why don't you go play blank Jack? I go, yeah, I don't like. I hate losing. The winning. Is it that elixir where I go, Yeah, it's the losing that gets you hooked. It's that feeling that addicted to pain. Yeah, but I've had that before when I gambled on football. I think I'm that pain. I was that pain pain. I don't

know to high from winning. I think out like, if you lose, you just get tanked and then forget about it. You always have people go, uh, you know if you spend money to go to Broadway, this is the same thing. That's what I say. It's a cost of entertainment. Yeah, it's a conscious lighting one. Yeah, but when you win the craps table. But I'm not getting hammered when I'm going to Broadway, you can. I would have to give

me into a Broadway theater. I guarantee you I'm drunk a guarant damn, and it's it'll cost you forty bucks a cocktail to maybe an edible maybe mushrooms. I ate a whole lot of mushrooms after the Cowboys Long. I lost a bunch of money on mushrooms at Mohegan Sun. I mean I wanted like eleven hundred bucks on slot machine and then just went and played fifty dollar hands in blackjack until it was gone, And I was like,

how did I do that? Yeah, that'll happen. Yes, Actually, we're going to Mohican Sun the night, so we're next week we're gonna recap how Mohican son Wayne. Oh, that's right. These guys are gonna go see Sandler do his stand up act at Mohegan tonight. You guys, you're getting the v I P treatment there very exactly. But you guys better be on your game though tomorrow, don't. I don't want you to come coming in here and you know, all of a sudden, you're dicking around and you're like,

come on, let's go. Every day is super Bowl. It's still a week night. Yes, n it's cool night. But you guys are hooked up, ready to go. Back room guys are going up to see Sam man Field Trey. Maybe we'll do some uh some recon for the podcast, but don't do something just to do it and then all of a sudden you're gonna come in tomorrow. You're gonna be like blue four dollars. But it was good, Condow, No, it has to happen or Okay, don't go to bed, gonna run the six. Maybe maybe you'll end up in

the pond with the turtle. That's like, I guess it's like a federal crime in the Bahamas to like touch of turtle. So they were like, you could have gotten locked up like in a four way jail. I just didn't know. I didn't know anything about turtles too. I guess they were nice to me. But could you imagine you're in a prison cell and what are you in for? You imagine calling the roommate handy international bail money? Why because I kicked the turtle? Where the imagine he's looking

for the degenerative the year. You can listen to Shay and Irving his podcast, that's what it's called Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast, Uh, you look like you had no it's there that you're gonna give me some information. I'm just folding the ship up saying, you know, we've got a couple more nominations. Last night Kanye West got nominated twice, two weeks in a row. Very strong campaign.

He's up there with Putin. He's a strong running. Yeah, you don't want to have anything in common with Putin right now, No what Kanye does, it's worth having more in common with Kanye or Putin question right now, discover all the show. I might have more in common with Putin than I got, hope. So that's wherever you get your podcast. It's called Shay and Irvan. Uh. That's it for this week. Good luck tonight in for the entire weekend. Yes, all right, talk to you later. Talk to you next Thursday.