Episode 42: No Wonder She Left

leading with plus seven and Shay is minus four. He lost three units last week, so well I'm starting to give him back in bunches, I say double digits week. Yeah, Dylan lost literally just I didn't even attack the car yet. We just got home from the regatta and I was fabulous. I didn't even have a chance to listen to the podcast of I usually write down what Dylan and that Shade do, but I didn't do it this week. All right, Well, I just went against my Notre dame, so I know

that's a loss. Yeah, So Larry, Larry, Larry went to the Pumpkin Regatta in Maine. Um, is there anything you wouldn't want to recap from the Pumpkin Regatta that our audience would be. There were twenty twenty thousand people there. It was Mama twenty thousand at the pumpkin Regatta. I wanted to say a hundred thousand. I cut it away and way down. I'm sure I don't know how many of there. The town was packed five deep. Everywhere you went,

you couldn't see the regatta. We got there like noon, and you know, I did push through the crowd and got up. Guys are sitting in hollowed out pumpkins, said they turned into boats and they race. It was all about Dan. Okay, Well, we're glad to have you back there. I just saved you the trip. Yeah, and god, I can't wait for next year. Do you have any action on the pumpkin race? I did not, And uh, I

didn't even know. You usually would have been betting my maps, but you know, nin I didn't even you know, I wasn't even aware kind of to get a bed in. So I saved money there, all right, Anything anybody wants to recap from last week, all I hear is sob stories so U T. S A should have covered. They were covering the entire damn game. The last drive of the fourth quarter is what lost him at that's it. I should have won that mortgage beat. I got two mortgage bets in a row that are lost one more

and they're getting into foreclosure. It's not a good day for me. Danny. Yeah, you had a U t s A minus six and a half against Western Kentucky. Uh you you lost Northwestern, you lost b y U, you lost to see you. Uh you got those private schools. It's all private school screwming. That's what it is. That's what it is. It's the church against Shay once again. The church doesn't like the way you refer to those guys as gingers with no so yeah, well you know

b YU and Notre Dame. Those are two churches. There, different churches, very different. As you got any thing you want to complain about. Um, I mean fucking BC didn't even have any business coming close to covering. But as I said, um, that was just straight up on American of Clemson to dis that was four units. That was four units. That was some com sh um And really

I just got it smoked. I did uh, I did fading Larry, I hit Stanford plus seven, But that was that name and m covered, and then Texans covered against the Jacks. Why do you you apply common sense and logic and then you act stupid when you go, I'm gonna take Steelers moneyline against the Bills. But Dan, if they had one, we'd be hanging very different. And the Falcons too. Falcons should have one. They could have won. That hissy fit he threw after the fake sack. Oh no,

wonder she left him. That's all I got. Wow. Do you think that Brady was reacting to more than just the sack there? Absolutely, he's sad. That's a broken man, chattered. Let's see anything else from Dylan. Let's see bad Larry will be be a complaining about something here. Uh. By the way, j M you you know, I think the world is getting on it. JM. You at least they

should be, because you guys said bad Larry. You go back to last year with j M. You all right, and they move up to Division one, they're gonna they're gonna make some noise this year, certainly next year. All right, come again this week then I know I'll get to that picks out, Larry. Nobody, nobody is looking at your picks before we do this. I'm just I'm telling it's not that they wouldn't. I know that. I know that. Are you sure? I'm sure? Yeah? Okay, al right, it

feels like there's a little truth. Have ever been a kidding? Okay? Uh, Dylan, since you're still leading how much longer? Who knows? But let me start with college football with you. Yeah, the units are dropping like flies. Um all right, Uh so college football. I'm going two units on Alabama laying the seven and a half against Tennessee. I think Tennessee the jigs up for Tennessee and like, I don't know what the hook in this line. It just seems like the

public's Oliver Tennessee. It just seems it's like Tennessee's quarterback is named Hendon Hooker. Yeah, my man, Yeah, they're hooking. Yeah. He's thrown two d and thirty nine consecutive passes without an interception over under first fifteen picks are passes? Does he throw an interception? I think he throws one on the first drive. Wow, give me odds on that six on the first drive here first No, no, see, this is where you do stupid stuff. It's got to be

like one one yeah, yeah, is there is? I probably hire that. Yeah. Alright, so you've got two units on Alabama minded seven and a half. Yeah, and then these are one unit Betsman, go to Michigan State plus seven Africans Wisconsin? Man, do we not like Wisconsin? And they? And they after blowing out Northwestern too. I don't see a repeat performance. Michigan State is lost to Minnesota and Maryland by double digits. They are pretty bad, okay, and

they're getting seven and a half. Alright, what else do you have taken? L s U plus three games? Florida they got dismantled by Tennessee and I think it's just like they just can't do that again. I mean, Brian kelly is seat is already toasty, not like not in terms of getting fired, but he's definitely people ten year deal. People are starting to get a little suspicious though. I think they've been suspicious that dude fakes a Cajun accent whenever he gets in front of a crowd. I haven't

won all my games. Oh and he's from from Brookline. Yeah. Yeah, he's from let New Hampshire. Yeah something, dad's a doctor. Have it won all my games? Yeah? I think the line was stupider than the accent like Forrest Gump. There we have a big dog parley. We're back with the big dog parlay, Dan box Choco click on all of our football games. He's gonna come out with the leg braces on, start running. You're gonna run right out of them. Okay, alright,

big dog parley. I'm going to U t s A minus thirty three against f I U. I think everyone will be glued to that game. UM and Georgia. They've hurt me before, but I'm back. I'm going Georgia minus thirty eight and a half against Vanderbilt. Manerbilt sucks. Okay, you're one in six on parleys this season. I know, like, at what point do you say my cards are coming? No? Not well, I think that I think I have a

new system. I'm going to keep it to two legs because I keep getting burned on the third fucking lag every time you're ready. This is a problem for me. So the bigger my card gets, the more day this is when of my d gen behavior just floats to the top. You've got a lot of stuff going on. Bad, It's bad. I got the fight in the line. I plus seven against the Golden Gophers. Um, even though that running backs is back and Illinois screwed you earlier this year. Well,

they showed me a few things. De Vito can sling it and that d line is legitimate. Um I got messy State lane four and a half against the fight and leave us Kentucky. We'll we'll leave us Utah. This game, I think is moy enter sante Danny, Utah lane three and a half at home against the fighting. Lincoln Riley's Utah is real good at home. It's one of those

beautiful stadiums in the world. And I think USC's defense, even though the number one scoring defense in the pack twelve, I think it's fraudulent Danny, and they're they're scoring over not in Utah. Alright, alright, so that's minus three and a half. U tak coming off the loss against U c l A. Yeah, you know they're ready. That was that was a look, hey, we should have hammered U c l A last week, but we're all bad at this ship. So I did take them against Washington the

league before. Yeah, but that doesn't we're talking about right, you sound like bad Larry there. No, I'm not asking for anything else until Yeah, you're on your side, all right, what else do you have? Troy lanes six and a half against Texas State, They're awful. Clemson lane three and a half against Florida State. I don't understand the line, so I put money on it. That's my mojo. Oaky light plus four the fighting Gundies against the fraudulent TCU

horned Frogs. I like that. Actually, I like it a lot. Honestly. The fighting Gundies as a short dog are pretty damn good. Okay, bad, Larry um College football dan just one unit each. Bailer minus three against West Virginia three and a half, that's tonight, Okay. Michigan minus seven against Penn State. Okay, JMU minus eleven and a half against Georgia. JMU is twelve. Okay, Kansas over against Oklahoma. Why don't you just tell me what two and a half? Sixty two and a half the over?

I had the sixty one, so he took a half a half and now one and a half. Okay. I still wanted Kansas over sixty two and a half against Oklahoma. I just take the college. Did I take the draft? King's odds? That's all I do, Larry, Can I take the opposite of that. Wait a minute, hold on, hold on, say wants to You're gonna take the under on under sixty two and a half Kansas? Yeah, all right, I

got one unit, thank you? Right, okay, alright, I'm also gonna add something to nothing personal Larry, but I'm gonna take West Virginia money line. Wow, that's personal as hell? Man, what's why the shot against Ben Larry? West Virginia's five and against bail or all time at home? But there are guys who played How many of these guys played against West Virginia zero exactly? I don't know. I just like it. I'm feeling it, all right. Is that game tonight? Dealing? Uh? Yeah, tonight? Yes, tonight?

I think in the Thursday night game? Good? Alright, Baptist, perfect private School, Baptist. Here we go with the NFL. Is anybody going to bet on the Bears Commanders tonight? I am, But I'm not betting on either team because I just can't do that to myself. So I'm taking the under thirty eight. I don't see how this game physically goes over that these two offenses first team to win also famous last words, you mean, Carson Wantz is motivated after Ron Rivera threw him right out of that

movement book. Yeah, and after the ginger slander on this podcast. Okay, anything else. Yes, I'm taking the Valkans plus five and a half against the forty Niners. Uh, they're nice against the spread, They're they're perfect. Okay, Um, Packers seven against the Jets. They're still the Jets. So it's at Green Bay, l A the t D and then I'm going Bill's Chiefs under fifty four. I feel like it'll be a close game, but I think it's the two offenses will not be shown. So the only teams in the NFL

are averaging over thirty a game. Yeah, and you're going under. Um. And then I have a teaser. Um, it's the a f C. You have a tease teaser, big brain. Yeah, the a f C North six point teasers. So Steelers plus fourteen against Tampa, Ravens plus a half a point against the Giants, Bengals plus four against the Saints, and Brown's plus three and a half against the Patriots. That's plus two six plus to six and those are all one unit, all right, Shay, NFL Yeah, fighting Lamar Jackson's

laying the six against the Fighting Brisets. Yeah. Uh, I got Herbert laying five against Let's Ride. I got the fighting Mariota's plus five and a half. I like Atlanta. I think there's a whole lot better and people give them credit for and they're fun to watch. They've lost by a combined like ten points. Yeah, I like them. It's an enjoyable team. And I think the Niners traveling from west to east, I don't think it's going to be a pretty thing for him. I think five and

a halfs a lot. All right, bad Larry, you're up. Okay, we've got a couple. Do we go against each other? Um? Killing just I have the over net Bears, but it's in the three team teas. I'm over twenty eight. Maybe we can both win. I don't know. I'll get back to that later. The two unit bets in the NFL. I had the Bengals minus two against the Saints Colts over forty two in the Colts Jacksonville game. I got the forty Niners. I had it a side, but I'll take it a five and a half. I think the

forty Niners defense they might shut the Falcons out. No way, no way, side bet Larry. Let's go. Oh you're not going to set him as exaggeration their shape, but I like him high perbly. How are you okay? Then I got the Bills minus a two and a half against Casey and I'm taking Chave's Dallas Cowboys. There sorting of show me a little something by the way, say yeah me too, the whole world there, it's deadlines, moved a lot and open the half, open a four and a half, right,

I'm getting Now I'm getting six and a half. Then, yeah, you're okay with that? Um, I'll accept one one little half a point? Okay, So you get six and a half. I think on the Cowboys and then you have a teaser, a three team teas um three units over the Colts, thirty two over the Bears, at and j m U, I have down them and a half. I'm amazing, double dipping. I love it. And you're all in on j m you what do you do with that line too? I

forget it ready? It's two? Oh no? Was I was twelve? Okay? Yeah? Yeah, so you you have them money's two against Georgia's Southern in the teas right, that's okay. Irk Russell was still not coaching Georgia's Southern is he? Do you remember Irk Russell? Didn't they win like Division one Double A championships long long long time ago? Yeah yeah yeah, maybe not brought it to a screeching halt there, should have just kept

moving on. Uh so, Uh, just want to make sure everybody's doing okay morale wise, batt Larry or people making fun of you with your picks, your friends now with now with the plus seven two weeks ago, plus five this week. No, they're not making fun of me at all. Daan, okay, comeback trail the minus seventeen hurt a little bit, Dylan, Dylan, how how is morale with you? You're doing okay? It

seems like you're starting to overthink things. Were that. This is usually the part of the season when I completely tricked myself. I got a pistol whipped last weekend two? Is that hurt? All right? I don't know if we needed that. Shay come around with you. I'm getting to Stroy. They're killing me on Twitter, they're killing me in the group chat. Every friend I have listen to this damn show and they just smoked me and go opposite me. All of damn time. Yeah, I want to add another

bet Danny fighting Lane Kiffins minus fourteen against Aubert. All right, all right, I like that home home team. They're gonna show up again. Anybody else any late editions here? I feel like I'm at a craps table and I just want to keep betting. Yeah, this isn't bad. I gotta get the hell out of here. It isn't bad for me. And you're not drinking this week? Oh, I had to chase something up. Why what happens every week? I'm coming here with those damn gin drinks and I lose money

the last two weeks in a row. I gotta switch it up. I gotta a brown liquor or something. That gene is killing me, Danny red Wine, How about you don't drink? What did you just say exactly? How maybe bad Larry is probably having a Budweiser right now? No, no, I gotta I just gotta unpack the car. And then I got a head over to raise and see what we're on in town for the last ten days. And uh, oh, you'll have a beer. You have a beer when you go there on the way. Um, usually not one wait

till three? Yeah, I like it. Okay, I'm standing by the way. Emmy's off today, damn, So you can't start drinking with her home. If your wife was working, then you might have a beer too. Would be a couple of people already. You can throw up the shampoo bottles in the bathroom going there by the way. Sha An Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast, and uh, anything that we need to mention about shay An Irving podcast. That's the title of it. Yeah, that's the title. It's

just me and another dude getting weird on the internet. Uh, you should definitely tune in. How much thought do you give to I? Do I put in thought? Usually? You know, we have headlines and whatnot, but really the main focus is finding the next dgen of the year. And that's just you know, I've been laser focused on that. Didn't Was there any reaction to the musician that we said is your doppelganger that we said on the show? Is he the drummer for right? No, there's no nobody. I

don't look like that Danny, Yeah you do. All three Poison fans don't have Twitter. Wow. Oh uh? Picture day Ray is looking at does that? Does that guy look like Shay and Irving. Oh and that picture he does, Yeah, that's definitely me. We need to get you a Fedora. Yeah wow, I pull him out of the closet. You know, I do have a d Jena the Year for you. Who do you got Kanye? Oh, he's making a very strong case. Is a strong push. I'll have to put him in the voting block. Yeah, might get boycotted to

put him on it. Yeah, the ills calling me right now? Uh so Shay and Irving podcast, luck to our combatants and uh if you are following the advice of these guys, tread lightly, be careful, and do it at your own This is for entertainment purposes only, yes, strictly, And tell all the assholes on Twitter that would you is? They're smoking me, Danny, smoking me like a blood on Christmas? Are smoking? Okay? But why do you let it bother you? I don't I want to win, That's what bothers me.

I don't have any money. That's the problem, Danny, god envelopes going the wrong damn way. Also, if anyone wants to make money, just fade everything that is true. Amen, that is true except for Bad Larry, because Bad Larry is on a roll. Now here we go. This is the real bad Larry. We're good, We'll be We'll be that fine at season sin. All right, once again shae An Irving Podcast, have a great weekend and uh we'll talk to you next week