Episode 41: On The Run

I'm going, I don't know who this is. And then I go, Okay, I'm gonna pick this damn thing up, and it's gonna be, you know, some kind of solicitor. So are you okay? I'm Dan where you know. I'm traveling with my two wives on our way to way Pumpkin Regatta where they hollow out two hundred two thousand pounds Pumpkins Tournament of boats and they float down some river in Cape Elizabeth, Maine. So I just pulled off Interstate four somewhere in Massachusetts to hand of the call.

I left my phone at home. We're on my wife's phone right now, okay, because I didn't recognize the number, and I'm like, who's calling me? Five times in a row? And then that was Marybeth not me because I was driving still. Um. The other thing is it would have been a really fun phone call if Matthew Stafford hadn't thrown that pick six. But he did, Larry, unbelievable, but he did, Larry, Yeah, I know he did. Okay, so you still want seven units last week? I know, but

it would have been. It would have been. It would have been a monster weekend. Okay, but it wasn't. It wasn't. I don't. We're good with it. Actually I want more money two weeks ago when I didn't win a thing that I won this week for Mary Beth four woman? Jay, how are you doing? Everybody's great? We wait, I didn't. I didn't have time this week. I don't know. I was really busy. I guess, um to go over. How you guys did? Uh? Dylan won four units, he's up

plus seventeen. You won seven units your minus? Uh? Shay won one unit, he's minus one unit on this season. Unbelievable. It's the comeback start and I love it. Yeah, it starts here. You know all the boys in the black last week. Yeah, while you're on the run going to Maine and using somebody's burner phone, here are you sure you're not on mushrooms something. Now, Larry doesn't do mushrooms. He's just getting regatta. Yeah, Larry does Budweiser. Uh recapping,

how is the big dog parlay there, Dylan? Um, so I actually skipped it last week and then uh, rightfully so I did to NFL underdogs and they both lost Saints in Commanders and Shay, you did all right in the NFL, which is a rarity you're using. Yeah, you're really good in college football. I've been really bad weekend and um, all right, So Dylan, let me see if anything you want to recap of your college football picks there actually is. In particular, you didn't believe in Kansas,

did you? I didn't, And that game was terrible. That was bullshit. That game was bullshit. Three miss field goals all thirty seven yard Yeah, that game was bullshit. Kansas is a fraud. Yeah, they're still frauds. And I would take that bet again too every day. But Dan, the highlight was late ad last week. I took Illinois plus seven after my cohorts here, well really, after Larry said he is on it. It's like I gotta give this a try. Yeah, you faded Larry and and then they

one out right. Yeah, they dominated. It was the exact opposite of what I said was gonna happen. Larry perfect, Yeah, wisconstantly would show up for that game. That was ugly. Um, Larry didn't do much college football wise, he only had a couple of them. So you you split on that one, right, Yeah, you went one and one, Shay, anything to recap from your college football, Yeah, I will say Kansas is completely fraudulent. Will be then the rest of the freaking year. I

don't trust anything they do at all. That quarterbacks not as good as everybody said, and their defense the ship. That's it. It was bull shit. I lost that game, whiskey, I'll take I'll take that loss. That was the worst read I've had in the game all freaking year. I'll take it. And it was my heavy bet. That was brutal. That was the mortgage bet, Danny. I'm getting into foreclosure here.

We got problems. You had two units on Wisconsin. Uh, let's see, you lost I with State Kansas Baylor in Oklahoma. State got a bad read there too. Yeah, well shame if it makes you any better. I rolled all my winnings into Pitt minus twenty one and a half and they lost out right to Georgia Tech, who I was pretty convinced was a mess. Apparently they're not all right. Here we go, Dylan will start with you, since you're

leading the way. You're the best gambler that we have on this show, which doesn't say a whole lot doesn't say all right, So college football, here's Dylan's bets for week five. Alrighty, we got the red River showed on this weekend. No longer shootout right out down more guns between those two states and anywhere else Union. You can't call it a shoot you can't. I'm not allowed to. UM. Gotta take the over in this. So sixty five and a half gone with the over. UM, Kent State minus

five and a half versus Miami. This is honestly just a vengeance pick after Kent State almost kind of beat Georgia when I had Georgia minus forty and Miami, Ohio is terrible. Um, and then this one, Dan, this is my big band I'm going four units on this. No wait, you called a red Bandanna game. Yeah, so they will. I'll preface it with the red bandana game, as the BC does it every year for the guy who died

nine eleven saving people. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, okay, great documentary, yeah American Yeah yeah yeah I got I got a book that had the bandanna wrapped around it with with his life. Yeah. It's a insane story. Um and actually fun story about that too. Last year, me Ray our producer and Mario the Office Never Dull each threw two legs into a six leg parlay. Five of

the six hit. Ray didn't realize it was the red Bandanna game and took Virginia Tech over b C and we lost, and that's the last time that's ever happening. It was a really tough game. I think Virginia Tech through for seventy six yards and in that total game and they lost obviously. Um So I'm taking BC plus twenty against a Clemson team that I don't really like that much. And honestly, it would straight up be like disrespectful for Clemson to cover the spread American really like

an active terrorism spread anything else. Um, I'm going A and M plus twenty four against Bama. Everyone's heavy Alabama. It's a lot of points and I know that there's this is gonna be a beefy game. I think giving all the stuff that happened in preseason with Jimbo and Nick Saban, you mean like having a beef with Okay, beefy. If you not heard that expression before, beefy, that's weird. But yeah, dated beefy. But yeah, okay, uh yeah, that

sounds pretty good. Yeah, okay, uh shay. College Football Picks Week five. So you screwed me on tc U. I got a minus seven and seven a half. I'm still I'm still taking it. I think Kansas is fraudulent as hell, and I think TCU might be a little overvalued after the Ou Drummond, You're you're all in on Max Dugan. I'm all in on Kansas being full of ship. That's I'm all in alright. Ball State plus seven and a half at CMU. I'm a big fan of Paddock, the

quarterback at ball State. He's gonna sling it around. I don't care how bad their defense is, Okay, terrible defense, all right, whatever. I got the b y U Cougars Sugars plus three and a half a Notre Dame. I don't trust that. That's in Vegas. Cool? Great, those are not two Vegas teams. That's a fair point. They shouldn't be. The Cougars should not be. But you'll remember that show Big Love. Yeah, yeah, that dude owned cause you know,

multiple wives. You figured it out and bad Larry's got two of him on his road trip to Maine, his boogie road trip. A pumpkin ragotta pumpkin so soft. And then I got the fifth. Gerald's plus ten against Whiskey. This is definitely so. That's Northwestern plus ten versus Wisconsin. This is an emotional bet. Uh. You know, Fitz, he is pretty good when it's a fat spread. But I hate Wisconsin more than I've hated anything besides the I R s Danny, I can't because they laid the eggs

is twice. I've been on Wisconsin, and twice they've lost outright to seventeen and a half point favorite, seven and a half point favorite. They lost outright. Martz is a bum. He can't throw the ball more than seven yards without throwing the pick. I'm over it, Danny. I'm offended, all right. Anything else? Yeah, I got a heavy mortgage bet here U t s a to fighting trailers land six and a half against Western Kentucky. That's all I care about Danny,

is the only game that matters this weekend. I don't know if that's their official nickname. Is it the Fighting Trailers? Yeah? East Texas, Baby Beast Texas. Let's get weird. Okay, bad Larry, you're up? Okay, Oregon State lay in the seven against Stanford. Okay, Stanford hasn't covered the spread in eleven consecutive games. I'm taking Stanford. Okay, So wait, did you suck? So, Dylan, You're taking Stanford. I'm gonna add Stanford plus seven just because Larry. That's so, that's a part of it. But

they haven't covered the spread and eleven straight games. I mean they have to say they have to take a game of black jacks in Okay, alright, what else you have? Bad Larry? Tennessee um given the three to l s U. Okay, I think l s U sucks too. And then I got my JMU. Every week minus eleven against j m U has helped you. They gave you two of your wins so far this year. One of those is for me, Danny.

So oh, that's that was an assist. That's right. You're right back to the NFL deal in Europe, since you are the best gambler in the building than um. So I wasn't initially gonna take the game tonight because it sucks, but I figured I had to, um, and I'm gonna do a little parlay tonight. Colts plus three and a half and over two yikes, Yeah, those are and I think publics on the opposite of the side, So it's

a it's an experiment, okay. Um. And then after that, Dolphins minus three against the Jets Teddy Bridgewater scrap spread covering machine. And I still just don't the Jets are the Jets. Um. Texans plus seven against the Jags. The Jaguars, although I do need them to make the playoffs, they're still the Jaguars and they cannot beat the Texans. Bears plus seven against the Vikings divisional game. I'll take the touchdown. And I just hate the Vikings. I don't know why. Yeah,

but the Bears off, they're so bad. We're so bad. So what they're averaging like under a hundred passing yards a game. Something else feels was asking what do you mean with your problem? Yeah, problems. You're not throwing you can't break a hunter. That's a problem. Um. The Rams minus four and a half against the Cowboys. Sorry, Shay, but again I'm bett against the Cowboys until that. You're betting against Cooper Rush is what you're betting against COOPERSTA

big mistake and out the freight train. Brother, it's coming too, standing on the tracks, run over. What else you got? Giants? Packers under forty one? Obviously have to put the Giants under every week. It's three oh and one so far. Okay, so sort of undefeated. Okay, Um, well that is undefeated. Yeah, it's not sort of a tie. Push but that's not a loss. No, it's not a loss. Um. And then

I've got to hail Mary. You've got moneylines. I've got my money, you've got oh yeah, still are his money line against the Bills plus six fifties six fifty four point dogs? Um? I don't know for starting, Yeah, I like it. Um, the Steelers has a big underdogs I feel like always. I mean, I think they'll probably cover the spread, they probably won't win, but for that value, I just had to do it. You got another money line, I got one more. Falcon's money line against the Bucks

plus three thirty. Tom Brady's Life's kind of in shambles, and I don't want to exploit that necessarily. But but I'm gonna no, it's not the cheek implant. I'm convinced you've got cheecken plants. Convinced I would buy that, like regular cheeks or we got like not Brazilian he got. No, his cheeks went up two to three inches on his face. Something's going. I think he got hair pugs too. Oh, he got hairplugs years ago. Ain't got fifty teeth. Yeah, he's a weirdo, man, I think we're kicking him all.

He's he's down. Yeah, I don't know, it's anything down. If you're Tom Brady and single, though, are you not give me a break? Sure, Gizel is a twin sister or something like that. Uh, Gizelle does have a sister, No, I think so, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, really give me the beefy. Yeah alright. So Falcons versus the Buccaneers plus three thirty money long Yeah, and that's their plus nine against the spread, which I also like. But I'm gonna roll with the money. Okay, So you're

basing this off marital issues. I'm basing off marital issues. I don't really the Bucks d is still good, but I don't know. They just haven't impressed me this year, right Shay NFL picks fade these away charges minus two and a half against the fighting Brisetts. I don't. I don't believe in Jacoby at all Um Titans laying the two and a half against Carson Wentz, the worst ginger I've ever seen on the football field, minus Jason Garrett h Cardinals plus five and a half against the Giggles.

I still I still don't belie leave in the Eagles. I mean, as far as their undefeated record goes, I'm not. I ain't sold, and I don't think they're laying five and a half covering that on the road. Do you know what they're over under is right now? The Eagles? I mean for their win loss Yeah, no, what is it? And a half? Draftings? Yeah, they just updated that today, thirteen and a half. The Bills are at thirteen right right. The Eagels have the highest wind total right now, right

for the season. That's insane. Yeah, that's they don't care that they're fouring out. They're undefeated. Yeah, but like the teams they played Commanders Kirk Is on Monday Night, Kirk on Monday night, which I could be. Okay, all right, so you guys are taking the under on thirteen and a half. Bad Larry, or is that it for you? Shaw? Yeah, okay, all right, bad Larry NFL. I guess they got my picks again, are you? Why would say copy off your paper? He he, I know he understands some stuff you got

saying Dylan's got that nine point money line. Bet he's only getting three thirty on. I just don't understand it. Just jumping all over the place. That's a good sign. I'm on the side of eight four. I got trucks running by me. Okay, just go there, we can chat. I got the Chargers minus a two and a half against the Browns. Is that one unit or two units? College games are all one unit? The pro games are

all two years. Chargers minus two and a half against the Browns, San Francisco minus six against carl six and a half. Of course, Um, the Cardinals, Cardinals plus five against the Eagles, you get five and a half. You a little winer. I already heard the game K five and a half, so I was taking five and a half and I got um, I can't see this. Oh the over on the Raider Raiders Chiefs over fifty and a half. It's fifty one. Oh no, that's Raiders Chiefs over fifty one. Yeah, let me just redoing. I got

them right, charge and a half. San Francisco mine is six and a half and a half. Yea, Cardinals five and a half and the Raiders over fifty one. San Francisco's at Carolina right, Yes, all right, Um, I haven't. I'm gonna do something here too. I think that's the San Francisco defense. Impressed me a little bit the other night. Yeah, I get it, Okay, Yes, I haven't. I'm doing an experiment.

I'm gonna um Harlay Brown's plus two and a half and Eagles minus five and a half, even though I just ship on the Eagles, Son of a bitch, I'm doing math. Wait, why do you have a problem with what Dylan just did. He's fading me on one of them. That's for damn sure. Well those are both games that Larry and Shay are in agreement on. Just take them all. Number figure this out, Larry say, he'll be he'll be underwater by three weeks. I got a nice I got a little cushion, though, I know you do have a

little cushion. You're you're not a good runner. I'm not again on a four team parlay, damn Dave twelve to one. Yeah, magical math, we got here. Blame the machines. Don't blame me, now we do. We do have futures bats here to update people on. Uh. Let's see, Larry Um. These are all three unit bets. You had the Bucks over under, you have them under eleven and a half, Dallas under ten. It's still good with both of them, Bills over eleven and a half. If he sucks there, I'm not worth

over eight and a half. Yeah, I agree, one dice go ahead, Colds over ten. That one's even worse that that's not even that's now seven and a half according to draft kings. I want to add one of my futures. I want the under on the Eagles right now thirteen and a half four units and might actually four units four but I might ride that. How do you not put that in for me? Too? Right? And I'll do four units as well? Not right? Yeah, you know what that's I don't really think we should allow that game.

Oh here we go? Are you kidding me? Going back to the pumpkin Regatta. Those start at the beginning of the year. These are updated. You can know it's updated, you can. Oh, yeah, I want I want four units on that under all all right, we'll damn the whole team's on. All right, check over freaking games? All right? All right, Uh, Dylan, you've got futures. We've gotta update here. Yeah. Um, so I had Lamar Jackson over three thousand, five hundred

fifty and a half passing yards to start the season. Yikes, that probably isn't gonna happen, right, um, Jets fewest regular season wins as plus five when I bet it. I don't know. There's some appreciating teams this year. They can give them a run for their money. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't know if they're gonna have the fewest wins. Yeah, Jackson make the playoffs. That's plus four fifty that when I bet announced plus one ten. They're currently the favorites to win the division. I did not

foresee that. Yes, Uh, you had the Ravens over nine and a half regular season wins, yeah, minus one seventy. The over under is now ten and a half for them, So you're okay. Trying in the right direction there. They've lost some brutal they have, Yes, they have. But we don't make excuses on here. Not only only Larry, just educated observations. Yeah, only the pumpkin regatta. You got anything else? Bad Larry to tell us, No, I don't. I don't have my futures in front of me. I left them

on the table with my phone. So I got no, I got your my wife helling at me now, but all I have a back with my phone, Mary bath phone. Yeah, I got half. I got half, right, I have your futures here. I don't need your phone. Yeah, I know, I don't. I can't see him to see if I want to update any of them. Okay, all right, say you got anything else that we need to know? Nothing? Cool. By the way, Jay has his own podcast at Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast. And still searching

for the Degenerate of the Year. Got a new nominee, Vladimir Putin the largest land words world War. Ye just got a round to putin for degen of the Year. Yeah, yeah, he got nominated. We put him up there. Wait, so far got in there before putin bar there's a nomination process here. Danny Vladimir Putin got nominated last week, and we couldn't deny the fact that he started the largest land ward since World War Two, and that means something in this day and age. Okay, Djen of the Year,

it doesn't. They're impressive numbers. Yeah, he's doing well, Yes he is. All right, Larry Safe travels to your pumpkin regatta in Maine. Thank you? Is putting an under talk to Brett Farve. I want to he's a favorite, Ry, he's a favorite. Yeah. I think he's laying about five. Larry would bet him as an underdog. I know he would say, oh I thought he was an underdog. Yeah, Larry, whichever one of those guys you want, I'll take the otherwise,

what's some shake and six something for? You know? It's all voting, Layer, We do voting, and people vote on who the DJ and the Year is. We've got a couple up there now, but but everyone's got a price too. Yeah. Uh, Safe travels to the pumpkin regatta, and uh, good luck to your wife. Okay, good luck, good luck, good luck. Let's do it. You got it. We're all rooting against all right, Okay, all right, we'll talk to you everybody next week. Here on, Dan Patrick takes again Bo