This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. What you did say? This was sort of eighteen hole golf course, and you know you were only in the second hole. So I was a chipping Dan, but it was chipping for Bertie, not chipping for par. Does anybody have anything on the
Bengals Jaguars? Anybody want a piece of that at all? Lair, I have two teasers, started opening with the Bengals to two team teasers. Um, I thought the Titans, Detroit and the Jags are the three worst teams in football. I
can't see the Jags winning tonight. So I'm taking the three teasers that I have with the Bengal, Saints, Bengals, Titans, and then oh far, there's four Tampa Bay Titans, and then the Saints and Tampa Bay two units, two team teams, and so you get six points to adjust those lines. So basically those four teams have to win the games, all right? Uh, Dylan, you've got anything on tonight's game. Yeah, I got Jaguars plus seven and a half, sticking with
the underdog strategy, which has faltered lately. But um, I don't know. I don't like. I think the Bengals are decent, but I'll take a touchdown and a half just cover the spread. Dylan went two and four last week. He's eleven and fifteen overall bad Larry, last week went four and one. I've got you with a push and want to know on teasers. Uh, right now, Dylan is minus
seven units for the season, Larry, you're even okay? Um, So you gave me a push in the the pass over at one, I think so, I think the official Yeah, the official judges gave you a push. Well, I appreciated that official judges. All right, Uh, so we we already know what's happening tonight. The college bad lay will start with you. Um Well, First of all, I like glorious Toledo victory last week, going into ball State and beating them.
You gotta love that. Um. I thought about taking ball State this week against Army, but Army scares me all the time, so I've just stayed away from it. I'm taking Wisconsin minus one at home against Michigan and Florida State at home given four I believe it was to Syracuse. Okay, and those are one unit. They's just one units. Two college games, one unit each. All right, Dylan, what do you have for college? Um? Well, first of all, a little note, Larry, I think the line in the Wisconsin
Michigan game moved to two and a half. So it's Wisconsin minus two and a half. I don't know if
you bet at Army or not. Um, that's okay, that's fine, Um, But I'm taking the eye of the side of and I'm taking Michigan plus two and alight, why the line will yeah, yeah, it's actually minus fifteen now alright, So Dylan, you've got Michigan plus two and a half at Wisconsin, and then since the minus one and a half over Notre Dame in Notre Dame, um spicy and Ole Miss plus fourteen and a half against Alabama, that one already smells like one. I'm gonna regret, but I'm going to
do it. And the over in that, which is eighty Alabama going over the Alabama got a pretty good defense, don't they. Yeah, I don't know, but I'm just this is how done. My memory is that last year they combined for like a hundred something points when they played. So I'm just gonna pretend they're going to do it again. Do that again. Okay, you you have a weird strategy, Dylan. It's like five percent analytics and data and every everything
that's useless. All right, NFL bad lair. I'll start with you. Okay, you've got my those four teasers, and that's just the three unit bets, Dan, just straight straight bets. Ravens plus one. Okay, Bill, Dylan can change my lines on because these I did. These are a couple of days ago. Ravens plus one over the Broncos. Bucks. Mind, I think Tom Brady's gonna up there and make a little statement in New England. Bucks minus five and a half against the Pats, Colts
plus three against the Dolphins. And I'm not I'm not a believer in the Dolphins yet. And Dylan, here's my rabbit hole thing I'm going over in the Giant game. I don't know why. It's because it makes no sense. So that's why you did perfect. I think they're gonna I mean, I know they're gonna lose, and I want to root for them, so I'm gonna every time makes four touchdown, I can still kind of have a little joy. Well, the Scenes are capable of putting up a stinker too,
so the Giants. I wouldn't necessarily rule them out. Yeah, the things I mean, I think both teams are gonna score points. So over forty three, see what happens on that. And then the last NFL game is Washington minus one against the Falcons. I saw the Falcons play the Giants last week. I'm not impressed. Dylan. I had the Bucks at minus five. Is it up to five and a half or down to five? No, so it's at a seven now six, and they're spavored by six and you
go on to the other side of that one too. Actually, wait, Dylan, are these is my new strategy? I'm just making all this up? Okay? Are these Vegas lines on DraftKings right now? Um? The Patriots are are six and a half point underdogs. Okay the Bucks, Larry, are you still willing to take Tom Brady minus six and a half? Yeah, I'll take it a six and a half. Okay, Um, so I have obviously I said Jaguars plus seven and a half. The Bengals. I have the Browns minus two over the Vikings.
The Vikings have to the last two weeks performances. I don't think they can maintain. Kirk Cousins is due to fall apart per usual, and then Lions plus three against Bears. I actually thought about taking this money line, but I'm gonna take the three points, and then Seahawks Niners over fifty one and a half, and then the Patriots plus six and a half verse the Bucks. But I'm gonna buy the half point there and make it a touchdown.
Mm hmm okay. Any thoughts on Dylan's picks there, Lare, I want to know why we both stayed away from the Rams. Are we just afraid of the Cardinals or we're not sure what's gonna happen there? Because I thought for sure he would bet the Rams. Um I thought about it. I don't know. So it's Ram Rams uh, Seahawks right? No Rams, Cardinals, Rams Cardinals? Sorry, yes, that division? But um I kind of like the Rams, but I just how to stay away from it. Yeah, everyone loves
the Rams too much. His last like, I'm waiting for from to cool off again. I think, what is that line with the card there favored by the Rams are favored by four only four only four, which is also gives me positive that yeah only four. I mean, I think the Rams beat him. And I don't like your Cincinnati bet. Just because I'm a huge Notre Dame fan, I will be I will not bet that game before it starts. I want to see if sincenat is just
too fast for Notre Dame. Because if they're not Notre Dame winning that game, well, I come from a long line of Notre Dame fans, and I'm tired of them, so I'm taking some Okay, Well, Larry's a Notre Dame fan and his son went to Notre Dame. Yeah, yeah, it's a good school. A damn. My dad also went there little kids, And you know, Providence doesn't have a football team, so I'm allowed to root for Notre Dame football. You wouldn't have gotten into Notre Dame, Larry. We know that, Yeah,
we all know that. Yeah. I didn't even consider that an option. Yeah yeah, but it's not not like you know, hey, I went to Providence because it's a better school than Notre Dame. No, that wasn't that wasn't the choice Okay, Yeah, I just want to make sure all right. Well, I don't know if morale has at an old time high with you, Dylan, like you're I mean, bad Larry rebounded here, Bad Larry did rebound. I'm see to use the golf analogy. He just chipped in the third hole of starting to
heat up. I'm more of like it probably takes the front nine to get going. So I'm gonna keep digging for a little bit. And you know what, Dylan, I am fas my picks to Jack. I think Jack Sullivan um Wednesday. If you want to break into that office anytime you want to feel free. Yeah, it's sealed. It's sealed in a Manila envelope. Right, Yeah, Larry, We've had people want to know why you're called bad Larry and who gave you the nickname Bad Larry. I don't even
want it. I don't know, Dan. I think when the doctor slapped me, I slapped him back, and my parents named me Bad Larry. Now, sources close to me tell me you gave yourself the nickname bad Larry, which nobody is allowed to give themselves. That is zero chance, Dan. I tried. I tried to live it down but everyone's while I do something bad and it comes up again. But you gave yourself the nickname bad Layer. Not true,
who gave you the nickname? No? No, the nickname came from you're not bad enough to do this, whatever it was, and it just got done and you're not bad enough to do this and it just started going bad. Lad Okay. I was with some people who know you, who might have known you in college last night, and they said, yeah, Lair needs to tell people that he gave himself that nickname bad Laer. Okay. I tried to lose it in high school. So those college kids don't know what they're
talking about. Um, and two of our roommates were delivering mail and I get mail from St. Rose addressed to bad Layer. So the name carried over into college. That's how. That's how from down here to Providence. Okay, So you've got mail delivered to you in college to bad Lair. Correct, Jimmy's a hard because in Bobby calories working in the mail room. Oh that's good. All right, Well, good luck this weekend, and uh we'll talk to you to talk
to you again next Thursday. Thanks damn dyl and good luck, buddy. You too, Lily, I have one more, one more thing. I don't Our dinner date is looking kind of shaky because I don't know how all the Seahawks are gonna end up doing. Oh yeah, we're not going to fund Ruckers winning the Super Bowl. Which it's still early. Back to the golf things still early. And one last thing. Yeah, I was ready from the start of this tournament. The Buffalo Bills weren't because we've seen what they've done since
they like derailed my picks early on. They just put thirty five up every week. Okay, they might they might be in the Super Bowl. Their favored by like seventeen over the Texans. Yeah, they should have been favored by seventeen over the Steelers opening week two. Yeah, I know. You look back on that one, you go, how did that happen? Buffalo is so good in Pittsburgh's not. They've both go on the complete opposite there. Actually, I know, I know, I know, but that was a bad Lair's
big play. That set me back a little bit, and I stayed away from the next week they went out and for thirty five on the Dolphins and I didn't even have them. And then they roughed up Washington. When you upset me, it takes me a couple of weeks to let you back and get my good graces. And that's Buffalo. We'll talk to you next week. Thank you bad Larry, Thank you deal. Thanks guys, having