Episode 39: We're Proppin It!

out even last week. The floor is yours, Larry. Okay, Um, if games are fifty eight minutes, I think I'd be undefeated my losses if I look back at my losses. I don't know what Nick Chubb's doing with the browns. I mean it's just absolutely incredible and he hasn't known enough to kneel down waiting out cover. I can't blame that on Nick Chubb. The jets gave up a big play, they gave up the onside kick and then they gave

up another touchdown. Right, I know. But if, if it wasn't for Nick Chubb Scorn, they wouldn't need none of that would happened. Man, why didn't the coach tell him why didn't Kevin Stefanski say don't score, go down at the two yard line? Don't we aren't supposed to know that. I mean if I was a running back, I would know that. The Ravens Dolphins game, Dan, what about it?

And I was on the wrong side of that one too, I know, but why don't you just accept it that maybe you didn't do well instead of blaming on it? I'm fifteen years down is nothing, thank God. Thank God. Um, I could say that. Yeah, but we might have been just given up on this competition right now if dylan picked up another twelve years there. Yeah, but we know that that's not going to happen with Dylan. This is

not sustainable. By the way, of all the people who had the bad beats this past week, Dylan had troy the money line, and you know what happened? Mario Calls Dylan right before the Hail Mary. It was so before the game, I'm talking to Mario and I was like, you should take troy money line. He's like all right, cool, alright, it with you. He texts me like the eyes Emoji during like the third quarterins like, I swear to God, Mario,

I'm not responding to you first of all. And then with a minute left, he faced times me and I don't know, I picked it up and I was like don't say anything, like it's over, and then I just hung up. And then it all goes to ship right immediately after that, of course, they took a safety seconds left to knock five seconds off the clock and cut it to to put him basically in field goal range anyways, and then give that up. I almost put my putter

through my TV. I was like, I've said like three words to Mario all week and I'm actually and I both applauded marioic. It a go. Okay, everybody has a bad beat. Normally gamblers only tell you when they win, like Larry Does, but quiet, yeah, I'll start with my bad beat and it has has to do with the packers and the bears. Chester markle was the place kicker. All he has to do is kick a field uh, kick the field goal, kick the field goal. They win.

I cover with the bears. Field goal gets blocked. Chester Marco gets the ball, you know, goes right back to him, bounces to him, he runs in for a touchdown and I lose because he scored a touchdown. If they don't block the field goal, then I win. And Uh so that was my bad beat. Uh Deal. I don't know if troy was that. That was very fresh in my mind still. Uh Bad, Larry, you got a bad beat. Um, I got. I got a thousand of them. Dad, I've been doing this a long time time. I hope you

think of a good one. I know there was one guy. I'M gonna get the guys. I think his name was like Jerome Whitehead. You know, we played for Marquette. Yeah, don't remember. I'm sorry. Yeah, Jerome Whitehead played for Milwaukee, I think. I think it was Marquette College game. I think it's back in the seventies. I'm in college from seventy five to seventy nine, so I think he's about my age. Her was about my age. Um, I'm we

win the game by a half a point. The game is over and I don't know if it was students on the floor or it was in his pro the kids rushed the floor, so it must have been a college game and out of pro game. But the rest went into the locker room and brought your own white head out to and he made it to beat me. I mean they had to clear the floor and let him shoot his fouse. That's bad. Y got a bad beat. Oh yeah, I'll never I'll never forget this game. Two

thousand eleven USC at home against Stanford. Andrew Luck was a quarterback. Barkley was USC's guy at USC plus seven. Three minutes left in the fourth quarter to tie game, luck throws a pick six seven USC. Here we go. I got them plus seven. So I'm good. I'm good. There's like a minute thirty left. Luck, of course ties the game up. Who Cares, I'm plus seven. We're going in overtime. Like I'm good. I'm fucking good. I'm spending the money. Everything's happy. Triple overtime happens. Lux goes up

by eight. Then Barkley has the ball. USC's driving there on the five yard line or whatever. They run it in and freaking Curtis McNeil fumbles at the goal line. Stanford jumps on it and they win by eight. It was the worst fucking the triple overtime. Plus seven. I'm good. That's the only way, only possible way, because you know they're scoring the touchdown, they're on the goal line, they're gonna get the six. You're good. there. Then they gotta go for two. WHO GIVES A ship? I'm plus seven.

We're no, Curtis freaking McNeil. Uh Dylan, recap last week you were even one game aside from AP APP state and Troy. What else? Anything else interesting here? Um? Well, Oregon smoked the COUGARS UM and Washington destroyed Michigan State too. They were both or three and a half and three respectively. I did get vandy money line plus one. Twenty, nice little plus signed dog win there Um. And then literally eight of nine teams favored by twenty points in college

football last week covered the spread. Clemson was the only one that didn't, and I had them great and in my parlor. The other two eggs head the big dog parlor dog, Ohio state and Maylor both covering. Uh Jay. Did you have any higs or lows you wanted to point out? Yeah, the lows. NFL once again. Another one in weekend in college football. Two and one, and then I just go one and two in the NFL because

I'm a dumbass. Bears plus ten was stupid. Fighting Hiawaskas beat the breaks out of me, and then Baker Mayfield just showed me who he is again. Like I I thought this torn Labor M and all this shoulder surgery or whatnot was going to make him what he used to be, being ship damny. He hasn't proven otherwise. Uh, you did have the lions minus one and a half. I don't know how the hell I hit that. Yeah,

a miracle. All Right, here we go. Um, I'd ask bad Larry, but everything was bad, so there's nothing to really pulling out there. You're still with me, Larry, I'm here. Okay, alright, well, I know three or four weeks. Hey, have you have your time? Said? Oh, I love when Larry's humbled. I love it. Don't, don't listen to haters, Larry. It doesn't happen often with Larry, but he's humbled right now. All Right,

deal college football bats. Alright, this one is very much an emotional beat, but I'm taking marshal minus seven alternate line against Troy. I hope they fucking pump them and then they have to disband their football programs. I never have to watch another tyme again. Okay, so the real the original lines, marshal minus three. I'm bumped it up to minus seven. That's plus one thirty five Um Texas, Texas tech over fifty nine and a half. I feel like this is an over game, no matter what the

line is. Every time Um Clemson wake forest under fifty six. I am not confident in Clemson anymore. Yeah, I'm surprised. You're even you know, you know, inching towards I don't going towards that. I don't know why, but D I'M D J U is not turning out to be the guy everyone thought he was. Anything else. I'm going a and M minus two against Arkansas. That's it's very that's just kind of a fade in the public. That because everyone loves Arkansas on this one. A right. Is there

a big dog parlay this week? There has to be. Dan, I'M GOING MISSISSIPPI STATE MINUS thirty against Bowling Green, Alabama minus forty and a half against Vandy and Georgia minus forty five against Kenneth State. Plus six. D All right, Shay, college football. Yeah, yeah, back to the basics here. I'm just fading the emotional kids of a state. There's they got way too much, way too much happiness. Jm, you started as a nine point underdog. Now there's seven. I

love it. So you're gonna take jm you, I'm taking my points. I think they're gonna collapse. I think it's hard for APP state to get up with this game. UH, they're not the best coverage team and I got ou minus thirteen. I think the line moved against me on here. Actually it's thirteen. Okay, alright. Versus Kansas State, I really don't care how slow you starts. They should beat the breaks off of Kansas State. South Bama, minus thirteen and a half. One of my favorite teams in college football.

They're playing at the wit night game. Here we go. They had a great showing against U C L A last week and I think they're gonna do just fine against Louisiana Tech. USC MINUS SIX AT CORVALLIS. You know, this one gives me a little pause. Night game at Corvallis is creepy and scary, but I can't stop betting on Lincoln Riley. He's got those kids humming. That's all there is to it. Oregon State Three and oh against the spread this year and they score points. The Oregon

State over under seventy something with that game. Yeah, bad Larry, college football. I'M gonna I'M gonna go agree with hey on that James Madison APP state thing. A little more is a little notice to uh, a little shot over his bow. But I'm taking damn you, plus two seven against that date. Um Um. You criticize the way I can say the angles and you've been dealing. Just obliterate that Clemson word. I'm taking clemson overweight for us, minus to seven. Here's the line. I'm not real happy with,

but Michigan Given Sixteen and a half. Tomorrowland, I think you can close them out that Michigan, and I'm never a fan of Maryland football, though. And then I want the first half line of George against ten state. Now I see who gave Dylan the line at five for the game. When I did this it was forty six and a half. It's forty six and a half. It's forty six and a half and Georgia minus twenty seven

first half. Okay, because I agree with that. All right. So, Dylan, you're getting forty six and a half in your George and your three big I think the lines at forty five. Now, Oh, it might be for you, Dylan, is yours is still forty six and a half. And do you whine, Larry? So my line's still twenty seven for the first half, but his line is down to forty five. Yeah, welcome seven. That's fifty. Okay, Dan, that's line. I hope you win that game and I want that. I Want Tennessee minus

ten against Florida a little bit. Actually watched football Saturday and Sunday this week, so I'm feeling a little better about you know what I'm going in with. Florida has won sixteen to the last seventeen meetings between these two. All right, Dylan NFL, yes, Sir Um, I hate tonight. What is it at? steelers plus four seemed like the biggest rat line of all time. Doesn't really make sense, so I opted out of that and I'm going to a little prop uh, steelers tight and Pat fryarmouth anytime

touched on score. Plus Two thirty. Wow, I had to throw something on. Yeah, we're propping eight, eight touchdowns, handball, eight touchdowns in eighteen games. Yeah, I'm taking the commanders plus six and a half against the eagles. I'm still not in love with you. This is Carson wentz comes back home to Philadelphia. Yeah, you're crazy. Yeah, no way, no way. All right, what else you gotta deal Um. And then I'm taking the bears minus to and AF against the Texans. I don't know why, it just seemed

like it's the toilet bowl. God, this could be the worst game of the year, right, it's gonna definitely be the most boring. Alright, cowboys, giants, you've got anything on the YEP, Um, so those are all one unit like my college football bets. But I'm going two units on the giants. Cowboys under thirty nine two, and now on giants under so far this year. The number. Yeah, I kind of like that better. Actually, it's gonna be ten to nine, and that's like first first team to wins that.

Uh Well, NFL, here we go. WHO GIVES A ship? Right? I mean, you're just gonna keep losing. It don't matter. I got PATs plus two and a half against the Ravens. I had it at three. I guess the line moved to two and a half. Alright, here we go. That's good. That's the line movement in my favor. I'll take it. Um. I think that the Hoodie is going to really game plan and has been ready and circling this game all year. Vikings, laying the six, the fighting kirk cousins bounces back against

his disgusting performance on Monday night. Uh, and I got Tom Brady, minus one and a half versus the fighting hiahascars. I just I think that he's gonna show up for this game. I think this is when Tampa starts rolling. They're gonna Mesh, they're gonna get together and they're gonna win this game and cover. That's what's gonna Happen. Uh, bucks have been stingy on defense, allowing six and a half points. Bad Larry. Now it's uh, it's rally time for you. You got it and I'm glad I didn't.

I don't have I have some one game, the same as Dylan. I'm stayed away from all the Games that shape pick which I like. I'M gonna BUILDS MINUS FIVE AGAINST THE SAINTS, Minus Three Against Panther Saints, or minus two and a half. There you go. Never get anything going my way. The seahawks minus one against the Falcons. Yeah, the giants had the two and a half, but the giants minus one. The giants, or minus one. The way.

I'm adding the cowboys plus one. By the way. We're taking the cowboys plus write that down in lock it in. There you go, lock it in. How are you taking that game? I hate the giants more. Fraud. So bad, Larry. You've got the giants minus one. Can You? Can giants go three and Oh if, if they win, they can go three and oh. Impossible, unlikely. Then I have over in the chief's colts game at forty nine. Okay, the raiders minus in half against Titans. The raiders minus two.

Is that? Is that at Tennessee? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, and then I got forty nine. Is minus one against the broncos. Minus one and a half, minus one and a half. Okay, yeah, Um Dan, I know you know this cause I sent the picks in, but I want two units on my Olypics and my college picks. All right, and do me a favor next week. I've had a better phone connection. All right, this is the same phone I've been on the whole time. Well, wherever you're standing is not doing well. It sucks as yeah, I don't

even have you guys on speaker phone either. Yeah, I don't know where you are, but it's UH. Are you in your normal are you out in your car drinking bud? Car? It's raining. It's raining here so I'm in my car. Maybe the rains effecting us. Oh, okay, it could be. Uh, good luck to all of you. By the way, Shay has his own podcast and he doesn't just mess around with this. He's got his own podcast and, uh, the title of your podcast is Shaye and Irving, Shay and irving,

and it's available wherever you get podcasts. Yeah, any highlights that we anything we can tease? Like a trailer? We do a Djen of the year. Yeah, we'll send you a trailer. We'll send you something, some audio. But we do a Djen of the year contest and Brett Farve just got inducted. He's in the running in the degenerate of the year, Djen of the year. He's he's up there. We're voting at the WHO else is in there? It's like Robert Sarver in there and starve is not in

there yet. That's a touchy subject. He's going to make us, I think. I don't know. I don't know we should mark that down with degeneracy. Is just he's just a dirt bag. So it's degenerate of the degenerate of the year, Djen of the year, and right now Brett Farve is running wild. I think Brett farves thing might file into the dirt bad category too. Yeah, but but he stole public money. So that's some Djen. She's outside a couple of yeah, true, he's had a couple over the years.

That probably that's the dirt bag behavior. You weren't stealing from needy people. Yes, in the poorest state. That was a Nice Cherry on top of that headline. It wasn't just any state. Yeah, the poorest state. Way To go, Brett. Shout out to Brett Bar to go brother. Speaking of d Gen stuff, then, so we went to the big ee on Friday. You have to explain with the big which is a giant like Carnival Fest, Food Festival concert

thing in Massachusetts. It's like Carney Woodstock, basically Um. And they had pig racing there and obviously, you know, we had to throw some money down. So I h I went up big on ray over here like and then we went triple or nothing and I just lost all my pig money. That's the worst and I lost and then I would have lost all of that on Troy anyways. So like the way, you know, for those of us in the room here, ray is the producer of this God forsake and podcast. But does ray look more like

jared Gaulle Joe Burrow Golf? Picture Day, Ray looks a little bit like Jared Goff. Yeah, I thought I thought about the same height as jared golf too. I don't know if I don't think you have a girlfriend. So your girlfriend? Uh, it's not similar to Jared Golf, to be fair. Have you guys seen Jared Goff's girlfriend? Yes, I have. So people have jared golf type girlfriend, you know? Yeah, and you don't either. Do you think that's out of my reach? Dan? I don't know. I just start with

a girl, I mean a friend. Yeah, just a friend to talk to. Just just you know, that stop the rumors. You know what you need to do. Dan. Who is Jared Goff's girlfriend? I don't even know, googler. She's an S I model. She's swim suit model. Yeah, if you like women, Larry, you're like sports illustrated swims food model. Okay, yeah, yeah, great, I think that's right in your wheelhouse, Larry. Her name's

Christian Harvard, by the way, mercy. Uh. Well, good luck to all of you and we'll wait to hear your excuses next week on this program and makes us still and good luck everybody. Make sure you check out Shay and Irving podcast as well. We'll talk to you next week.