Episode 38: You Shouldn't Say Anything

You play the front nine to get to the back nine. Damn. Okay, I had you minus nine units minus. I think I had minus tenure. Yeah, okay, so I think you're minus nine on the season according to Terray, that's correct. I'm down nine units, same place was last year. We all know how that ended up. Dylan is plus six teen units. Yeah, sort not a lot of commentary. I don't really have any explanation for it. Yeah, okay, that makes a lot of sense. And shape unit Yeah, I grabbed one. Yeah

he's got one. Uh so, Shay is even you were just kind of neutral. What happened? I'll tell you what happened. The NFL happened to me. That's what happened. I hate the NFL with a passion. The lines are too tight. Everybody watches the NFL. Shouldn't be betting on the NFL. But I have a problem. Larry lost every bet. I don't have that big of a problem. Say, you did save me because I took your under liberty in too far later Tennessee and with the Dolphins College Tennessee and

Miami Dolphins. Um saved my week. But yeah, it was it was a bad week. We have them. Yeah, uh yeah, Larry lost on Ohio against Penn State, Notre Dame against Marshall. You lost your your three team ten point teaser. Uh you lost a couple of teasers in the NFL. So let's go over those. Let's go over those two NFL teasers. Okay, I got the Giants. I got again. I got the Raven Titans against against the Giants, the Titans. Yeah, I'm giving what I'm getting you. I'm given a half a point.

I'm getting a hair getting How about I recap it, Larry? Thanks, I'm getting a half a point the down, thirteen up and at half time before a touchdown one or seven ago in a game and go for two. They're not my giants. They never do that, and then everyone forgets about. Then I miss the forty seven yard field goal that would have won the tease for me. The other name, I'm given a half a point. The other tease, I'm given a half a point? Are you giving me? Come on, Larry,

you shouldn't say anything. You went over there. They're people who didn't bet, who did as well as you did. I'll thank you you didn't. You didn't hit one, Okay? Uh, Dylan did well? Uh? Is there something that stands out here? The big dog parlay? So the big dog parlay failed me this week. And actually, what's funny is I literally said, I was like, of these four games, Michigan State is definitely gonna be the one that fox me. And it's the only one that the only one that covered UM Tennessee.

That one was actually that shouldn't have covered minus six and half the went and I was like, there's no way this happens. And then sure enough Georgia's State kind of similar to UM. I actually ended up. So I took the Ravens mind a seven in the NFL, but I also did alternate spread minus uh nineteen, which covered covered until the last minute against the goddamn Jets, and then they'd get a garbage time touchdown and can't even kicked the extra point too, So that was kind of infuriating.

But Ravens seven hit Texas plus seven UM Giants, Titans under Bronco, Shawks under, I'm back on the over under training Shay had his big mortgage bet Liberty and U a b under hit it like a Northern Yeah, yeah, you crushed that one. Uh you lost on Washington State Wisconsin. Uh, you got Oklahoma State minus leven against Arizona State. NFL you didn't do well? What that Jaguar Commanders game? Anybody watched that? Anybody here give a sh about the NFL?

Twenty four points scored in the fourth quarter. Give me a fucking break, that's how Give me a Jaguars scored all last season. Had break that. That's not true. They did score more than that. The under was forty four. Their Ravens minus seven against the Jets. Congratulations, that one seemed too obvious. That brings us to Week two, And since Dylan is the man you get to start, let's start with college football, all right, Dan, once again, fading

the Mormons. Uh, Cougar the Mountain Cougars um Oregan minus three and a half against b y U. Yeah, the publicly is with you. Okay, h no, the public. I think the public's on by U. Actually, Oh, you took organ because I I loved b y U last week against Baylor. Yeah, I should have loved that. What could I love bailing? All right? Okay, uh so most of

the people like b Yu. You're taking Oregan. Um. The chickens have to come home to roost at some point for appelation states, I'm taking Troy money line plus three seventy. I forget what they were against the spread, but it was a healthy one. So Troy money line versus app state. All right? Uh, do we know what the number is on that is? Uh? Ray is is looking at this because that would be helpful for people? Yes, it would. Do you know what the money line is? I leave

it's plus. How do we have a gambling podcasting? You don't have the numbers to gamble? Roy is plus three seventy and they're plus twelve and a half. That's I want to know that. The twelve and a half. I want to know that. So you have money line. You have Troy beating up State straight up. So that's where I'd like to know just what the number is so they know that this is an incredible call by Dylan. Yeah, hopefully Okay and app State, Uh, college game day is

gonna be there. They're gonna be hyped. And you say they're gonna do They're gonna lose. So I see them being built to fail college. They're all pumped on college game day being there. All right, what else do you have? Um, I'm taking Washington minus three against Michigan State because Michigan States now your team. Yeah, I thought that's a night game at Washington. I like that ship too, Yeah, and raising Michigan State fans fade him to who cares about Ray?

I agree? I know what else do you have? Come on, I got out of the things to do. I got um Vandyne say, oh, we're here drinking what are those things called? Drink in it? So that makes me happy and they can't smell it on your breath when you go back to the this is my lunch break. I appreciate you. By the way. People always want to know what Shay looks like. And I said, and I talked to Seaton. They said, Ricky Rocket, who's the drummer for

the band Poison? Come on, they're they're obviously Ricky Rockett, the drummer from Have you ever been told you look like Ricky Rocket? Not even with a mask on? Okay? Never? Alright, Well, if you google Ricky Rocket from Poison, say hello, touche Ricky Rocket with twelve frescas for lunch. All right, here you what else do you have here? Vandy money line against Northern Illinois plus one. Um, I think Vanderbilts actually been a little disrespected, to be honest, and they're all smart.

So by who the public the Vanderbilt is disrespect Yeah, they have. They have done themselves dirty. And then Clemson minus thirty four against law Tech. This is shot Larry, law Tech. It's a big number. Do you have a big team. Do you have a big dog parlay? As we've said, I'm a slow learner, so I'm going back to the big dog parlay. Well, Baylor minus thirty Ohio State minus thirty two, and then I'm tying back in Clemson minus thirty four, and that pays out about six

to one. All right, let me ask bad Larry. Since Larry lost every bet last week. Do you have a college football bet this week? I do not have one college football bat, Dan. I just put in the NFL, and I want to take the Chiefs tonight. Okay, well hold on, I'll get back to you. I just wanted to see we were going to do college football here, so I got no college okay, alright, uh shay, college football this week and then we'll get to the NFL. Alright, yeah,

college football this week. I got the fighting Bowling Greeners or sixteen and a half. It's a big let down spot for Marshall after the Notre Dame win. That's all about spotting, right there. Miami plus five and a half against tam Ou, I got you five. You've got five. You would wouldn't you here? We're go. You got five With Miami plus five? That locker rooms and shambles. A quarterback plays awful sucking that half points definitely going to be you know it is, you know what it is.

And there are a lot of people who like Miami this week. Dogs, I don't know why that makes me feel fun. And the Ducks, I'm laying the three and a half with Dylan. I think the Mormons come back down to earth cougars. Yeah, well maybe they have a couple of diet cokes on the bus and I get all out of whack coos and their magic pajamas at night.

You know we're not doing that. We're not doing that. Okay, Uh, NFL back to you, Dylan, since you dominated last UM tonight, I'm taking Chargers money line plus one sixty five primetime dog spot, um, and I'm taking Steeler is minus three alternate line against the Patriots. I believe they're plus two, so that would pay out at a plus one in Pittsburgh. Banged up Mac Jones with Trasky. I'm a Mitch believer. Actually, oh my god, still am. Let me check with Ray

on the alternate line because he had Steelers minus three. Yeah, that's the that's the alternate line. So it was like, the real line is Steelers plus two, so plus our Steelers minus three is plus one. It's never easy with you, never is uh. And you knew what was going on upstairs, then it's a mess and nausea Harris expected to play. Okay, uh, what else you have? Um? Packers minus ten against the

Bears on Sunday night. They just in Lambeau the Packers just shipped on the Bears, alright, they also beat him, Yeah, okay, they do both, Um and then Panthers Giants under forty three and a half. I've decided I'm just taking every Giant's under until they hit it over and then I'll probably keep doing it anyways. Okay, bad Larry, Are you ready? Yeah? I got my team's ready. Okay, because it used to be. I wanted to go to Larry because Larry dominated last year.

This year he's just sort of and Larry the and is big yeah and doing a lot of work there and emphasized bad Larry. Okay, down none, damn not worried. Here we go back on my Giants fan wagon. I like I like the coach's call minus two of the Panthers, all right. I want them to bed against the Jets forever. Um Brown's minus six against the Jets. It's six and a half. Of course, that's fine. Ravens minus three or three and a half, three and a half, Ram's minds

ten against the Falcons. Okay, Rams aren't a very good against the spread team. Just they got lap last week, and I don't know if we use that. We just say they got beat. What's what's going on with the language language? He shook it up last week. Yeah it's not that bad, No it is. We can't do that. Okay. So you've got the Rams minus ten and a half. Okay, I get punished for using them. No, I'm gonna make it eleven here in a minute. Um, what else? You

Bengals minus eight? It's the Bengals, not Bangles Bengals. We went over that last yes, and you didn't learn it's not Bangles Daddy minus eight against the Cowboy against cowbel Cincinnati minus seven? And and the Bengals is a band. The Bengals is a team. What else? Correct Angles minus seven? And the Eagles minus two and a half against the Vikings. It's two wow two the row? Um the two units. And then I want to add I'm gonna take the Chief's minus the four against the Chargers tonight. Just have

something to do. Who is it at four? Right now? Yeah? Nikes? Okay, all right, say we already got your college. Now let's turn our attention to the NFL. This is where I give it all back. It doesn't matter, none of this is real. I got Bears plus ten. There's too many points in the NFL. I don't care at the fighting Hiahuascas. I think he's out of his element, Danny. He looks shell shocked on the sideline against the Vikings game. I lost all kinds of money on him. I don't think

he's in the right place. What do you mean the fighting Hiawaska. I know I know who it is, but like, did you see the picture of him on the sideline with his eyes all glassed over? Yeah, let's say he was high at the game. You've had that look before. Give me a couple more of these. I'll have it a game. I need to get Rogers a pair of shades for the sideline something. Okay, So the Bears plus ten, it's a ten. And then I got Baker Mayfield plus

two and a half against the Giants. You don't still suck, you get Oh the line moved in my favorite look at it. By the way I got all these lines, you would have gotten two and a half. That a good money to good money is on Baker. That's good for me. Okay. So the Panthers plus is the one who comes up with these lines via draft? Well, I did it on I bet these on draft kings. This time. I just laid it all down yesterday. Okay, So Panthers

plus two, all right, I'll take it. Panthers plus against Daniel Jones an okay, okay, all right, And then I got the Lions land one and a half against Commanders. Carson Wentz is a ginger and he ain't, so that was easy for me. Do you despise any ginger, like like Nicole Kidman, Well, it's not that I despise him, Danny. It's just that I know that they have no chance for the afterlife and somebody that can't participate in either heaven or hell, like you can't trust them, Danny, you can't.

But they have no motivation. This is based off the Cowboys coach. No, no, my mom was a ginger. My mom was a ginger. Oh yeah, full blown. I'm German, Irish, Danny, whole lot of ginger. Does your mom know that you? Yeah? I tell her all the time. I wish I could see in heaven when you die, but sorry, you're a ginger. Can't no soul. Their soul is Danny flying south for the winter. That's it. They're just they just disappear when

they die. I did not know that it's a fact. Okay, So no ginger, So the ginger ginger, Cooper Rush, flaming ginger, Danny, So you're not going to take the Cowboys, I'm not. I would bet against them within the lines moving you have to say, having your quarterback of red haired just it doesn't look right. But see I I don't know. It feels like that Bengal that moved too far? I mean it's Cooper. Is Dak that much of an improvement over Cooper Rush that you would go from favored by

two to now a seven point underdog. That's a wide swing. Like, I don't understand that. I think the Cowboys were overvalued. That's that's what it is. The receivers, they're overvalued every year. Do you know Daniel Jones? Yeah? No, has played? No, no, no. Do you know Daniel Jones has played in thirty nine games? How many interceptions do you think he's had in thirty nine games? Thirty four? All right, I'm gonna say that, and then same amount of thirty nine he's had thirty

interceptions in thirty nine career games. How about fumbles? How many lost fumbles? Says Danny jan bad Larry, A lot, A lot you're right. Seven thirty seven fumbles lost in thirty nine career games. That's a millionaire machine. He gets stripped like twice a game, so in in in thirty nine games, he's had sixty seven turnovers. Does he have carny hands? And I not know that? Does he have tiny hands? I don't that from the NFL. I don't remember that from the Kenny pick a hands. I don't

think it was anything of note. When he was coming out of the combine. It sounds like he's got carny hands. That's the problem. Anything else bad, Larry. I I feel like got picked on you a little bit today because I know I'm really happy to I deserve it. As long as you added my chief's minus four, We're good. No, No, we did. We did ray is here and we taped this and you're on the money line doing charges money us set. Okay, anything else? All my bets are one unit?

Uh no, I did the Big Dog parlay again. All years are one unit. Yes, all my bets are one unit this week? Okay, I got bad lariat two units. It's a little sounds like you're chasing there, tilted once. I'm down nine units and I'm really loving my uh future bets I can borrow against the Cowboys, and the Dolphins looked at like that eighth a lock. You took the under on the Cowboys future? Right? Yeah? Was it ten and a half or ten even after Dan moved from ten and a half of ten? That's right, damn.

And now they say Dacks out for the next four games. Jerry Jones talking s h I t to the to the actual season ticket holders. That's all he's doing. He's just trying to sell tickets. He ain't gonna come back for seven weeks, and I might be able to collect that Cowboys bet. Yeah, I think that I wish he did not do that to Doc where he gives you that you know, we're not going to put him on the IR because we expect him back in four games, real quick healing. If you talk to Dock, he knows

that he'll be back real soon. And it's not fair to Dock now if he doesn't come back after four games, it's like, what's wrong? And he is going to jump all over. Can't come back? Not tough enough? Blah blah blah. Were still be back in four weeks after consulting, no medical professionals whatsoever. But I love the Jerry. It's like Jerry was in there and went scalpel like he's in surgery. That's Dr Jerry. Dr Jerry scotch in his open wounds and then sealed it up. It was with his BOATX.

I got taken alleged. All right, guys, sorry, I gotta cover myself. I got shake face. Don't move, Danny. The eyes drift back and forth a little bit. How about we we wrapped it. What do you have here? Ray? I want to make a bet with Dylan with Michigan State. Yeah, I want State plus three. I win. You have to do the hot dog chucking the beer thing that was went viral on on Twitter the other But that's not a punishment dog after the hot dog straw. Yeah right now, Yeah, Dylan,

that's not a punishment. You have to you have to think you I'll take the bet and then you come back to me. You want to do the pie instead? Yeah, pot pie, chicken, pot pie, chili pie face. Yeah, not like hot or like warm. Look up, Ricky Rocket, that's the guy. Yes, Ricky Rocket, the drummer. Poison Poison is the name of the band, Oh God. The Bengals and bang. All right, how about how about we just wrap this up here all right before all right, okay, that's okay

until next week. I'm not good luck for you this week, you know, Larry, I'll take it, but good luck to you. Thank you, buddy, by lay, bye bye layer, by shape, by doing my dad. Oh wait wait wait wait, before we go, I gotta say, Chase got his podcast there and you can go to uh Shay and Irving podcast. Yeah yeah, just google it on the Apple iTunes however that works. We're all over it, okay, and you and your your co host, co host Hammer Dave tay Hawks

in Austin, Texas. That's right, okay, alright, so now we're officially done. All right, okay, all right,