Episode 37: Welcome to the Show Buddy

So you're like a little west of Dallas and a little north of Interstate. Yeah, we we bordered Dallas. It's where the airport is. You're flying to DFW. That's my hometown. Okay, because last week on the podcast they were, um, I'm saying you were get one call out of rikers or something. I thought you were in like upstate New York. No, that's just he is not bit. Wait have you been in prison, not prison, but county jail. County jail doesn't count, bad Larry. Have you been in jail, county jail and

Providence but not not Christy. So when you were in school. Yeah, Providence, a little fight in a bar and um, they arresting me wrongly and let me go before breakfast the next morning. What about you, Dylan, I've taken a couple of turns in the old County lock up before. Okay, all right, that was that was my past though. All right, so Shay is here with us. We got Dylan and then bad Larry joining us from New Jersey. So, uh, let me recap here with a week one. Dylan was very

very proud of his big dog Parlay. Parley's killed you last year, but uh, give us an update on how well you did. Um? Yeah, so that that was twelve to one. So that was all four teams all more than thirty points against spreads Oklahoma, USC Bama in Michigan. UM started off rough with Wester for jenuor money line. I got fucking screwed on that pick at the end. Okay, so I was like, that's a bad omen for this

season once again. But then we picked it up. End up five and three, I think like fifteen ish units up on the weekend, so you're plus fifteen. Yeah, alright, I have Ray who was running this organization. Ray shaking his head is just say yes, that's it. Okay, you're up plus fifteen units? Bad Larry, how did you do last weekend? The one problem? You know, Dan, I've been doing this for a long time, so I don't know if you've been gambling along, but everyone in the world knows.

Two team teasers pay fourteen to five. Three team piece teasers pay six to one. Fourteen pieces teasers pay ten to one. I mean, Parlays, I why you guys give him twelve and a half months. But I agreed to it last week, so I'm gonna stay. Will you stop? But We're not complaining this year like you complained last year. The complaining is fun, I know, but after a while then you think we're we got it rigged against you now, I don't know. I didn't realize that when you did it.

And sometimes on Parlay's the odds can be different. Day were all minus one tens That should be ten to one. Dylan, I'm giving you the twelve and a half, or Dan's giving you the twelve and a half. I'm good with it. You're up units and I'm up one unit. Larry. I trust I'm an idiot. I trust the computers when I punch it in and whatever it spits out. Shay, are you reconsidering joining this? I don't know how the hell I got here. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. This is

the weekly conversation we have. Bad Larry thinks that we have the odds stacked against him. Um so recapping your plus one right now, and Dylan is killing you? Okay, my plus one. I had West Virginia plus the seven and a half. Um, easy win for me. I'm being really West Virginia should have won the game and Dylan would have picked up a couple more units. I have pen State minus three over Purdue, a win. I had the over in the Central Michigan I mean over with speed.

What gave me the fifty eight and fifty eight and a half? I think they scored a hundred and two or something was over at halftime, and I my Rutgers going up to Boston College and putting a little beaten on them. I had the over in the j m U game, which lost a fifty eight. I had the over in the Oregon Georgia game. I have a w down on my on my d that there were fifty three. It was like forty nine to three going into the fourth quarter, and uh, I guess they didn't want to

score anymore. And then my I don't know why I believe in this Utah States given getting from Alabama. That's a bad bad you know. So I'm I'm a plus one in for the week, way better than I started that last year. All right. So Dylan had his big parlay, did well? Uh, you lost West Virginia money line, Penn State per Due, you had the under Florida plus two

and a half. That was an outright wind, Notre Dame plus seventeen, Arizona money line, San Diego State, and you lost l s U Florida State the over fifty one and a half, the over unders again. Then yeah, I know, well it's parlays are over unders, all right. So we turned our attention to, uh the this weekend. You know, how about I start with Shay since you know he's he's joining us on this and say likes you know, he's pretty good gambler. Yeah, at least pretty good at

lose him. What what's the most you've lost, Oh, Danny, A lot, a lot I've had parlay's big parlays are supposed to pay out. And then I bet on the other side or I try to middle it and I've lost both of those. That's happened to me several times. Wait, it ended in the ended up in the middle. Yeah, Like I'm trying to get cute and I'm trying to hedge. I got one more parlay to go, and I know if that thing hits is thirty to one, So I'm gonna try and go on the other side a little bit.

And the spreads just fuck you right in the corner and they just lose on both. That's the curse of the Irish here, exactly, cornhole. Uh bad Larry. The most you've lost, oh no, I got my wife's listens to the show down? Okay, Uh Dylan has no wife for life. So most you've lost, um, not to I mean there's only been someones that I blacked out or was blacked at when I placed. But like probably a grand on

like a single bet. I mean I've like I've lost the potential winnings that are like white higher than that, but on parlays and stuff, just like a straight bed. Probably grand I lost thirty three hundred. It was the last bed I may that's nineteen what it was. It was a bowl game, like Arkansas Arkansas and Oklahoma Bowl game. I think Lou Holtz was still at Arkansas and I lost that. I lost three grand and then the big waste.

That's a lot of money. Back then, when I didn't have that kind of I was up, which helped me. I think it was up six grand, and I thought, you know what I'm going, I'm going big. If the pods full already, then it's basically it's fun money, and then that's what makes you feel alive. Danny losing all that, I wanted to kill myself. It's the risk of losing it, not winning it. Yeah, all right, Uh shay, do you

want to go first with college football? Well, let's start with tonight's gam Oh yeah, ramsplas two and a half all day. I think this this hype on the Bills is overplayed. I think Matt Stafford as good as ship and he doesn't have to prove himself again. I'm I'm on the Rams place two and a half. Okay. Uh. This weekend with college football, I got Skannie laying sixteen and a half against Wazoo. I think March is going

to be better this year. The wide receivers are a little older, second year in that offense, I got Okay Light laying ten and a half against a s U A SU got pounded by U C l A and Oki Light's got an electric ship. We know that. And then Liberty you a b under fifty and a half. Here's the deal. Liberties on their third string quarterback. Charlie Brewer got laid out second quarterback through two picks right away. So they got the third string quarterback right now. And

you ab lost their head coach. And they've got a badass defense under all day on that one. That's a mortgage bet, Danny. Okay, I got Wisconsin minus seventeen and a half. I got no hey, welcome to I got Oaklahoma State minus eleven Jesus, and I got the over under its fifty. Oh it's three in a row. Your your pick's NFL wise. You got the Rams plus two. Yeah, I got the fighting Hiahuascas minus one and a half. Okay, so you got you got the Packers minus one and

a half fighting aaa. Have you ever had Ayawaska? Never? Not? Never? I will Now that's a surprising. You gotta go to like Peru to get that ship like my past? Yeah? Right? Would you? Would you try it. The problem is, I've thought about this a lot. Hiahuasca is for people that like want to know ship about themselves. Yeah, I want to know less about you want to forget it. I don't want to peel back the onion's here, Danny, I'm

not safe, right Uh? Anybody else with the NFL? Oh yeah, Jack's commanders under forty three and a half and then I'm laying six and a half of the Ravens. I don't give a ship what everybody else say. Okay, I got Jags commanders under forty four. It Ravens minus seven against the Jets that I'm just going by what DraftKings gives us. I'll lay the seven. Jack Wilson will be dead in the second quarter anyway. Uh, Dylan, I'll start with you college football. Are you betting tonight's game? I

am betting to night's game. I'm joining Shay and I'm hammering Rams plus two and a half? Okay, you love primetime dogs. That was that was my recipe last year. How was that recipe? I think that was the only one that actually kind of worked. Yeah, um, okay, college football. Yeah, so college football one unit on all these Georgia State plus seven AF fors U n C Georgia States covering machine. Traditionally, a lot of people love North Carolina, uh, Tennessee minus

six and alfvers pit. I'm kind of just mad at Pick was surprised at that. Yeah, yeah, I was because pitt Meat West Virginia was close game and that Tennessee dismantled. I forget who they played last week, some scrub team um and then Colorado Air Force under forty nine. It's a battle of the heavyweights out west, and it's usually a slug fest with the military over under five yards rushing for air Force. Since they had five eight two against Northern Iowa, I'll go over. Okay, um, let's see

what else do you have. I got Baylor plus three and a fors b y U. I loved Fade the Mormons so and Baylor is actually pretty good. And that's at b y at b y U. I'll take the three and officially either known as the Cougars, the Cougars Old Dominion East Carolina. Yeah, Old Dominion plus thirteen verse East Carolina. Old dominion is that doesn't Larry, didn't we have an old didn't we have an old dominion problem?

Last year. Yeah, we did. They beat somebody out. Forget who it was, but I went against old the Many at Badmouth almost they're two most famous fast believes are both girls basketball players. But had I had a bet against him? All right? Uh? Any any big dog parlays for you? Yes? Stan as his tradition, another big dog parlay all more than thirty point favorites against the spread.

So these ones are wacky too. Ohio State minus forty four, um, Michigan State minus thirty four and a half, Oklahoma minus thirty three and a half, and Michigan minus fifty one and a half against Hawaii. Who will Jim Harball just side on his quarterback? Yeah? NFL um for NFL two units. Ravens minus seven, I would take it if they are minus ten. Yeah, I mean obviously I'm partial to the Ravens, but they also from now Yeah, I'm all New York and then Ravens. Um. I don't know. Do you want

to tell Shay your Super Bowl pick from last year? Uh? Was it the Ravens? I think you had Seattle too. Oh yeah, the Seahawks. I blocked that one out. Okay, so you got the Ravens. Mine is seven? Yeah, two units on that against and you know what they're playing Joe Flacco, right, well, they sure are. What else you have? Um? And then one you know obviously said the Rams plus two two or two and a half. I forget what

that was. It's plus two plus all right? Wait, so I got plus two on that, Yeah, not two and a half. So every single bed almost beds have been cornholed here, Larry, I'm saying, welcome to the show. But Larry, we got a support group. We gotta start. This is some bullshit, all right. They want they want, they want to win. You know, I've got a deal on How about this? That four team parley? Is that paying ten

to one on the twelve to one? Larry? I can't imagine I got to pick one of these teams to fade because there's no way he's hitting this ship two weeks in a row. That's my only Yeah, Michigan, Michigan states the one that I'm worried about it. I think they're playing act. He gave like a hundred and fifty points last week and won the parlay. He ain't doing that ship again. He ain't doing it. What else you have, Um,

I've got Texas plus seven against the Colts. I think the Texans are actually gonna be not as bad as everyone thinks they're. The Texans scored three points against the Colts in two games last year. I love it. Okay, um, and then I'm going Giants Titans under forty three and a half. That's going to be a stinker. You didn't do well on over under this last week now, but I'm trying. I'm just pushing. Okay, twelve units. What the hell is he giving ship? Yeah, I got some money

to burn this week. Yeah, I know I'm going to be in the red um. And then Broncos Seahawks Monday Night football under forty five. I'd rather digest glass and watch that game. Yeah, me too. That's why I just figured I bets on there um and then and I've got a couple of futures. Are we doing that? Or wait? You can't go from Seattle and Denver and then go futures. Given that Russell Wilson's his wife was married to Future that,

I'm just saying you can't go. I'm sorry, Sierra. And he's got a son named Future Sira Sierra Sierra Sierra Like, yes, I thought it was cr like Sahara sick or or Sierra Leone. All right, your NFL futures. Um, this is a bad idea. Yeah, it was a bad idea. UM. So one unit. I'm going with my guy Lamar over three thousand, five hundred fifty and a half passing yards plus one oh five. Um, I'm taking the Jets of

fewest regular season wins plus five hundred they stay. Um, Broncos to win the n f C West plus two sixty. I don't know why I'm doing that. I just that's a sucker bet too. Um. And then the Jaguars to make the playoffs plus four fifty. I'm I think Sunshine is gonna bounce back strong this year. And the Jaguars, actually they got they don't they separate the wheat drink right now? What do you have that? Right now? I'm drinking. It's called a long drink. Danny finished long drink. Got

a little gin in a can. Oh That's all I need to know, really, all right, it's like alcoholic fresca. Oh, goes down like water. Uh? Anything else there with your futures? Yes, my last one two units Ravens over nine and a half regular season wins. I think that's kind of disrespectful. I think it should be a ten and a half eleven. I like the Ravens this year and now which is I think that's a bad Omen. Not you, but just everyone seems to sort of be hopping on the Ravens train.

That's right, Uh bad, Larry, You're ready, I'm ready? Damn? Um do you want those futures? I thought we're gonna I bet about one to three seven six UM regular season wins, UM over Unders. I guess I'm gonna have to live with the number. Jay, break these down for me. Play we're recording this, Larry, Okay, they can not editing it. It's gonna be real hard for me to follow shas because I didn't know half the teams he was talking about. Hiakas Um. I'm going over the note. Let let me explain.

Do you know that Aaron Rodgers story about him going to Peru and going through this ayahuasca? No? Okay, never mind, never mind, Larry. I'm glad I don't know that story. Yeah. Well, you gotta have Internet to maybe follow these stories, Larry. And if you don't have, damn, I'm dan. I'm putting in my car outside my luncheon. Up my lun she's on the counter in there. What you get if I've got two eggs on taking egg sandwich and about my third coke of the day, what kind of bread hard roll?

Come on? You struck me as more of an egg salad guy, Larry, No, no, no, no, tuning a slad a lot. But oh Dan, over the Dolphins win total eight or eight and a half. I don't know what you're gonna give me. Probably ten over Dolphins over Colts. Hold on, Ray says, the over under is nine. Say they steal a half a point from you in full game over Dolphins, over Colts, over Saints, over Bills, Cults are at ten. You're going over there? Then I want

under the Cowboys and under the Buccaneers. All right, we you're sending these in last minute. So Ray is trying to find me yesterday. Okay, okay. So this is what I have. Dolphins over nine wins, Colts over ten, wins, Saints over eight and a half, wins, Bills over eleven and a half, wins Cowboys under ten, wins Bucks under eleven and a half, wins well Shady four for six, roub a half a game for me but those are fine. You're fine. Do you have anything else, Larry? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

two teen teasers get six points? Dan, you know Ravens minus one, it was seven, told say that one. He didn't cheat you. Ravens minus one, Colts minus one. That's that's one. Two teams teas for two units, and then the Titans pick them and the Broncos minus a half. Okay, I got the Titans plus a half and the Broncos minus a half. You're gonna complain about minus a half? Yeah, but yeah plus a half picking plus a half. Dan, you're not giving me anything easy, audience out there, all right?

What else do you have any teasers? That's a two team? Their two team teasers? All right? Anything in college? Do you have a team? Yeah? I get you a three team ten point teaser. I have it right here. We're getting to that. I have USC plus a half is plus two. That line went to eight. Yeah you're going to complain about that too. No, it's making me re exactly like that line, even like that. Okay, so USC plus two? What else you have? Alabama minus ten? Yes,

and Yukon plus thirty two and a half. It's thirty three and a half. Okay, he's got someone else to pick on this here. That's what I'm doing against you. Uh. In case you're not familiar with Sha from Irving, he is a Cowboy fan. H he loves my under Cowboys bet time doesn't. I don't hate it. I think you're pushing there at worst. Okay, do you have an over under on the Cowboys this year? At ten and a half, I would go under. That was the line that I saw last But at ten I'm still going there's I'm

either laying off it or I'm going under. I don't think that the world is ready for how bad this Cowboys team is gonna do. Versus projections, I think I think the I do too. I think the exact same thing Cowboys to make the playoffs is that. Are you doing any anything with the Cowboys? I'm not. I'm not touching any of their futures whatsoever. Now. If anything, I'm a big fan of the Cowboys. First half under because Mike McCarthy is such a bad coach. I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding. The pre snap penalties come out three four times a fucking series, and guess what, they don't score touchdowns. They kicked field goals and the first half under is my favorite bet on the Cowboys. Uh, what's Mike McCarthy for Coach of the year do we have? That was into one? No, it's it's plus three thousand. That's a bad bet on. Yeah, I'd rather I'd rather bet on him losing a hundred pounds. That's a toss up. Yeah, that's a lost Dan. That teaser was a four unit teaser. Okay,

four n Yeah, Well I'm down. Well I thought I was down twelve, but I'm down fifteen units. Dylan, Well, my liberty bet. When I say mortgage bet, that's two units. That's what I meant. But whatever your mortgages, you should put on the game just to feel alive. Right, we established last year my units were two hundred dollars because I one of the thousand dollars on Buffalo opening night against Pittsburgh and we did a five unit be So Dylan and I are are maximum bets allowed is five

units to keep this thing fair. Um, so that's a four unit bet on the three team teas. Then Dan, I have two more one unit bets Ohio plus twenty five against Penn State and Notre Dame minus the twenty and a half against Marshall. I like that. Notre Dame is Mine is twenty take it? I mean, no, no, I'm just saying, Larry, it seems like the tides have shifted a little bit all of a sudden. Larry's not

complaining it anymore, you know what. And then after the show, I'm gonna give you a holler you and I'll twist up from fourteen parlay. So if they're paying twelve to one, you could say whatever you want. I'm gonna lose every parlay the rest of the season, so that is turn that back over in no time? Yeah? Uh is that? Yeah? I was gonna say I'm a little afraid. I mean, I kind of like Buffalo tonight, but they did me so wrong last year. I'm staying off the game and

I'm shocked both of you guys suck the Rams. Yeah. I don't trust. I just don't trust the ship that Matthew Stafford is getting. I think they still got a really good freaking team with an incredible defensive line. I don't. I think these are two great teeth. I think I'm looking forward to the games and I might not even have any action on it. If I can catch points as a ramp, I'm taking it. I'm catching the points. The Super Bowl hangover things only bullsh Larry, I'm shocked

that you're not betting on tonight's game. Um, as of right now, I don't have a bet on it. You know, a long time you'll kick off and since you don't have a job, you'll be sitting there having your lunch and then and occasionally a Budweiser. But that would be exactly what I was doing. But my daughter just told me I'm driving her back to Manhattan this afternoons. I don't know, she knows the cooler for the ride. Um. And he moved on the West side to the Upper

east Side. So now it's another forty five minutes slut Lincol tunnel and drop off would have been simple. Now yeah, yeah, you gotta go up and over. Larry's got a tough life. That sounds wave Wave takes me across the GW Bridge and down the Harlem River drive to the Upper east Side. Um, that's the way they usually take me. And then they all times they bring me home across that island over

the riders on. So I don't know what I don't know what the way they're gonna take me today, but it'll be a Roban happy hour, so I don't really care. Uh what. Good luck this weekend, and and good luck starting tonight for those who took some action on this game. And I'm sorry I was sitting out of my car and run back and get my sandwich. Say great talking Dylan Monster week. I'm very proud. I love it. Yeah, old enough to go to prison? Okay? Eight? Are you

my age? Or dalings come too young to retire? Dylan looks like a fifty year old man with that goddamn mustache, but it looks like a Brooklyn Beast spoke barbecue expert. You should see his Facebook picture, right, I don't have any of that ship. I might be a little when I was wearing a dress. Say I'm gonna put you what do what? Now? You're about eight? A little younger, but yeah, I'm there, Okay, good, all right, it'll be fun. Can't wait. Thank you, Thank you, Larry, go get your lunch.

Thanks guys? All right? Like, and uh, if you want more of Shay and Irving and why wouldn't you? He has his own podcast. Do you want to give the handle for your podcast there, it's on iTunes and all those other places just called Shay and Irving podcast. It's uh, it's a weird podcast about life, gambling, drugs, and navigating

it all via me. Okay, do you have anybody with you? Yeah, a buddy of mine in Austin Hammer Hammer Data hasay, you know, and so you guys just bounce around on topics and we take a lot of questions from our lower listeners about topics, and you know, for example, one of the questions that we had was about Zach Wilson and his extracurricular activities and how we view that in Djen of the Year of voting. So every year we have a djen that we vote on the best dg

end of the year, and Zach Wilson's up there. He'll be nominated here next week. So degenerate is yeah, you have to generate. Want to make sure you spell that out for the older That's that's probably like his only degenerate behavior though, because I think he's pretty I mean, he went to he's a Mormon and he did that. That's we're soon. We're you know, once again, we don't know that speculation, speculation, speculating a lot of speculation, Yeah,

a lot of good speculation. He's been speculating, all right, Yeah, yeah, we don't mean he did not plan Joe Flacco ton all right. It's a Shay and Irving show, not the Shay and Irving Show. It's just Shay an Irving show. And uh get it where you get your podcast, and uh, well we'll talk to you next week. Here on, Dan Patrick takes a gamble and boy did I ever take up freaking gamble? Homeless? Talk to you later, all right,