This is Dan Patrick takes a gap. Gambling was something that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Welcome to the program. Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Of course I have Bad Larry. Nobody knows what his last name is and it doesn't matter. He lives in New Jersey, doesn't have a job. His job is this, He gambles. And then Dylan, who works here.
He's uh, somebody who handles graphics, and more importantly, he's also a guy who loses a lot of bets a lot. Yes, so we didn't mess with week zero the college football season. No, we don't do that. It's week one. We're here. It's a new season, by the way, teaser, and not a gambling teaser. Well, I am gambling because it looks like Shay Irving is going to join the Gambling Podcast next week. He said he didn't want to mess with this week.
He has one phone call from prison and he's going to use it next week to join you guys on the Gambling Podcast. Yes, and Shay welcome the board next week. M Dylan, welcome back, buddy. Yeah, you two, very good. Good to hear you. It's been a while. Alright, alright, um, Dan, the gold standard was set last year at I'm just gonna blow that out of the water this year. I'm just gonna start with that. Okay. So you were plus
twenty three units last year, correct, Okay, all right. Dylan actually had a big week last week because I told him take Northwestern. He did. Uh. You also had the under first quarters, so you won those things. Ray Picture Day, Ray who hosts this. As far as the technical part of this, I told him take Northwestern. He flipped to Nebraska and he lost that bet. So he never flipped. No, and I don't give that. I don't give advice very
very often. But I tried to help out the little guy and he probably blew his allowance money from his parents. But uh, and Dan, like every upstanding citizen, actually rolled my winnings into a new tattoo on Saturday. All right, bad lair, here we go. I'm gonna let you start and tell me how many units you're betting. We got college football coming up tonight, including a team that Desmond Howard thinks will play in the final four, Pittsburgh. Who
do you like tonight? Well, if if Desmond Howard's picking Pittsburgh, I got West Virginia. I sent these picks in yesterday. Dan. I don't know what lines you guys gave me, but I'll take whatever you give me. Plus seven and a half. West Virginia perfect. West Virginia plus seven and a half. Start out to college football season a little slow, okay, Um, I remember what Buffalo did to me last year in the NFL, So I'm I'm gonna trend slightly right now.
West Virginia plus seven and a half. Penn State minus three over Perdue. I'm a little worried about that, but I'm staying with Penn State. The last time they played in West Lafayette, they beat Perdue four. Not that many players are probably left over from that, but we throw that out there just in case for entertainment purposes. What else do you have? Central Michigan Oklahoma State game going over the fifty eight and a half. Okay, I gotta stick with my new Jersey team, Rutgers going up to
Boston College. I got you fifty, I got you fifty eight over his fifty eight Central Michigan Okloma State. Christmas coming early. Yeah, you always you always think that I'm out to get you. I want you to do well, Larry. You left my West Virginia seven and a half and you're giving me down. That's perfect, all right. Rutgers against BC. I got Rutgers plus seven. That's what I have. Ruchris plus seven. I'm happy. Okay, Um Middle Tennessee versus James
Madison their first game in big time football. But it's at a m u O. All right. Oregon Georgia. Yeah, I want to pick Georgia, and I think it was like seventeen, but I'm staying away from the thing. I'm just gonna go over that number, all right. Dan Lanning, who is Oregon's head coach, was the defensive coordinator at Georgia last season. Anything else, Yeah, I got one more bet,
but last week I went one and one. I lost my Utah State minus seven the Yukon and I won the under in the preseason Panthers games on one on one last week. I don't know if we're counting that because they we didn't do a show. We're not No, we're not counting that. Okay, So I'll throw the way the one and one last week, but I'm gonna stick with Utah State again this week, getting forty two and a half from Alabama. I got you getting forty two, Larry. Okay,
I knew Christmas wouldn't stop. Okay, I'll take the forty now. Now I'm rooting against you. I'm rooting against you, Okay, Okay, I know that. Only that. All right, let me get to Dylan, because those are far more entertaining. Uh wait, what kind of mess do you have here, Dylan? It is a mess. Um. I'm taking West Virginia money line against Pitt tonight. The backyard brawl, the backyard brawl, the famous backyard all right, and I do think I think
most of the money's actually on Pitt. So always like that. Okay, Um, Penn stay Purdue under fifty two and a half. Classic Big Ten, terrible matchup, but both of these teams, Perdue averaged almost thirty points a game last year, and Penn stayed averaged around when these two Titans clash day alright, okay, fifty two and a half alright, Um, Florida plus two and a half against Utah there's a lot of people who love Utah. I thought it started out at three and now it's down to two and a half. Is
that sound about right? Okay, so you got Florida plus two and a half at home at the Swamp and I know everyone loves Utah, but I think game one maybe going to Florida Anthony Richardson, maybe he starts to show that greatness. Okay, all right, what else you get? Notre Dame Ohio the Ohio State. What do you have? This one's tough. I'm going Notre Dame plus seventeen. I like, I like, I like what they've been doing, like Marcus Freeman, and I do like to bet against Ohio State, even
though it usually does me dirty. But I'll take I'll take the seventeen points week one. Yeah, I just don't know about that quarterback that's gonna be the factor here, sophomore. Alright, what else Arizona money line against San Diego State plus one. Arizona won one game last year? Damn right, Brady Hope at San Diego State. Okay, Um, yeah, and they've San Diego State has had some off the field um. And then LSU Florida State over fifty one and a half.
So Florida State already blew out Duke King and and so you're thinking that Florida States already had the tune up in L s U. This is their first game. Yeah, and I think els Us a three point favorite two, which I didn't know what to make of that because obviously L s U is kind of a big question. But that's that's in there playing in New Orleans. A. Yeah,
that's the SUPERA. Okay, what else? And then, uh so all of those were one unit bets to my one tunit Thatt is Clemson minus twenty two against Georgia Tech. George has won nine games in three seasons. Yeah, and and Clemson had it. I think everyone's obviously wrote them off after last season. So I think they come out firing. Didn't they win ten games last year? I mean they had a bad year and they won ten games. I think everyone was just focused that they were like terrible
against the spread. It's one more thing, Dan, Obviously I gotta throw all parlay in my big dogs parlay. You didn't learn anything last year with your parlay somewhat of a slow learner, admittedly, Um here we go. So the big dogs parlay all thirty or more point favorites against the spread. So I'm taking Oklahoma minus thirty one against U tap USC minus thirty two and a half against Rice Bama, minus forty two against Utah State in Michigan, minus thirty and a half against Colorado State, and that
pays out about plus twelve Any comments, bad lair. I'm so he hits that he'll be up twelve units on me. That's that's an easy I'll give him that lead. That's no big deal. Um what what money line did you give him on the West Virginia game? West Virginia plus West Virginia plus seven? Oh no, plus two fifth plus two fifty? I'm sorry, Yeah, you know I'm gonna try and keep track of every once in a while. No weeks seven, he comes back and gets pretty close. My tactic is I just throw a bunch of ship at
the wall and see if it confuses you enough. There's no um, high liar in aything you're betting this week now high My season starts in a couple of weeks. I think, don't encourage him, lay, don't encourage him, all right, So I hope you guys get a decent head start because Shay and Irving is set to join us next week and she's a hitter too. Yes, he is. Shay and Irving going to be betting footballers. He got some weird sports. He one, no UFC fighting or whatever you whatever.
That thing is nothing of no yet, But don't worry, Larry. When there is, you'll know Danas coming on to do pro football with me, right, yeah, pro in college. Now I'm I'm going. I'm I'm heavily invested in the football season. I may sprinkle in like you know, somebody won't count for our football record. Know everything you say on this show, counsel, and I did say gambling, I didn't say gambling on football. So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble and so you can use that as took a gamble on you guys
or anything. Lot's a huge wind, Dan. Why do I feel like I'm an underdog? I can't wait to chat with Shay next week? Oh be ready? Are we gonna be getting a collect call from singing? He is rikers? I think, alright, bad lair, Uh talk to you soon and uh we'll talk to you next week. You got it all right? Damn? Thanks you? Hey? It easy to bl bye,