Episode 27: There's Always An Excuse

I was prepared high school. See, I knew it. I told these guys who were going to use this as an excuse. I'm looking at text messages sent to you over the weekend that said, we're gonna do this on Wednesday, because Larry, if we recorded on Thursday, you're gonna get some guys who already had their first round in Dan, I understand. That's why I'm prepared. Well, you have an excuse. You might be prepared. We had an excuse. I was sitting eating my lunch. I have it. I've all written here.

I'll come out in my car now. I am ready. Okay, alright, By the way, recapping, Dylan and Bad Larry finished with the exact same records thirty one and one against the spread in the tournament. Jillan, that's a great job by you, my man. Another little late and come back from me. I was down the entire tournament, all right. Uh, Larry, by the way, unbelievable call with Kansas money line North Carolina plus four on Monday night. Um, I can't believe Kansas didn't win it by five and beat my North

Carolina spread. How do you not throw the ball and bound and get found? I know, but you were mad at Bill self. You said Bill self should be fired. Yes, I'm the national title. If you throw the ball again. If I'm playing and I have you on my team, I'm throwing the ball and you and just say going to a fetal position to get foul. Yeah, and then we go down to the other end, and okay, let's say you miss one. I don't care if you miss them both, then North Carolina has to come the length

of the court. They get their three point shot off. Don't him the ball in their in their front court. I know. Well, if if Bill Cell is gonna get fired, it's probably not gonna be a coaching acumen, right, Yeah, kind of hard to fire. Somebody. Yeah, unless there's an n c A investigation. Alright, alright, so Masters bets here by the way, Augusta is going to play seventy yards.

Twelve of the last thirteen winners have been in the top fifty and driving distance the year they want just to let you know, the last ten winners of the Masters have all been top twenty five players in the world rankings. Now, let's let's just start with Tiger Woods making the cut. Uh, Badler. I'm all over him making the cut. And now do I lose if he withdraws

after he teas off, then he wouldn't make the cut. Okay, Uh, Dylan, that's actually perfect because I'm pretty convinced he's not going to make the gonna make even though I'm rooting for him to make the cut, it just seems improbable. Uh, Dylan, will start with you since you have prepared more for this moment than Larry has. Uh. Alright, you're you're picked to win it always. Who I'm going with my guy Justin Thomas Um he's been playing pretty good golf and he uh at the players too. He was by far

the best when the weather turned. So I feel like with Thursday Friday being questionable. I feel like he'll be able to power through. All right, came in fourth and the Masters in uh now, do you have any prop bets here? I do, So, I've got a couple of top five, top ten finishes. I'm going Salatorus top five finish plus six hundred, and he finished second last year. Yeah, when his first Masters. Um Brooks kept good, top ten

finished plus two hundred. I always subscribed to it the major, Brooks will probably be somewhere in contention at least yeah, top ten right, yeah, okay, Um, Sam Burns top ten finished plus four it making his Master's debut. He's been playing well lately also yeah, yeah, and he plays callaway, so I appreciate that we love him for that. Right, what else do you? And I'm going with sweet swinging Louis Oost has in top ten finish plus three fifty

guaranteed to finish runner up. Yeah every time feels like all he finished runner up twice last year and maybe all right, um, and then I'm going to Bryson to Shambo to miss the cut plus one forty. Shambo has been battling a torn labor um and he's got a fracture in his left hand, and he missed the cut last week at the Valero. Yeah, the sixth Major, the Valaire Open. Of course, it is all right, bad Lair, Okay. I took two guys to win. Am I allowed to do that? I got DJ, and I'm gonna be pulling

for Rory Mackelroy. I don't know why. I just I want the career Grand Slam, all right. So Tiger to make the cut, and I know I'm going pulling this one out. He might not even have a odds on it. For me. I want to learn hard Langer to make the cut. You can you can look that up. You know, you can almost guarantee he'll be on the leaderboard first day. What I'm hoping, right, and then and then this ship far tomorrow, I mean Friday, Friday and make the cut

because he's got to be plus some nice number. I would think, I would think a big number to make the cut. And I wonder what it is to win. Ye need not that old. He's in his mid to right, all right? What else do you have? Lair? Okay? Then top tens, DJ, Tony See now, Mark Leishman, you gotta help me with the pronunciations shunja, yes, okay, and like Christian Christian her heart bazood and hohot. Yeah, okay, that's your top. Yeah, what else do you have any other

pop beds? I said, And then Rory to get Rory for Yeah, I got that. Okay, So Tiger and Bernhard Langer to make cuts, and then those one to three, four or five six top tens and the two winners. Okay, um, I know they do have it. I didn't look it up, um you I figured, um Dylan would do it with a hole in one. Yeah. Actually, um, I didn't see

the to be or not to be a hole in one. Um. But it's usually pretty even odds, I think, because my my idea was whoever, if you took it, I was going to go against Yeah, that's and I lost a little money dealing, and you cost me, you know, send me a check. You cost me money. Last week I went I went under your forty five and a half three point shot. I mean I liked the bet. I loved it that actually, and then Kansas goes thirteen twenty

three or something. Yeah, I was under forty five and a half threes for the final four in the championship game, and then the what was it Kansas Villanova game? They had like twenty six threes and I was like, what, Kansas doesn't shoot from the foul line from three point range? Yeah? I expected it from Villanova, but Kansas was just raining him. Ray, do you have the numbers for Bernhard Longer Langer making the cunt? I don't have it for making the cut.

But a five dollar bet on him to win will let you five thousand dollars, Okay, I don't I don't want to throw the five dollars. Yeah, not the winning part. We just need making making the cut. Alright, we'll work on that, Larry. You know, you know Dan, this is a leap of phase. I'm gonna trust you guys with what you want to give me. Stop all right, I'll come up with something. Nobody's out to catch you. I know. No,

I'm only kidding. Well, I bet Tiger at plus one already bet it okay to make the cut, and I did see on and I got a Draft Kings account just to that under forty five and a half because my other two accounts didn't have that that. I opened an account to bet that, you know, for Dylan for my boy, Dylan. I thought, now these numbers, it says, well, Tiger make the cut and it's plus one fifteen. It was minus one fifteen. Look okay, but I got it

on another side at plus one. And yesterday's tax from you guys, you said it was minus one of fifteen, minus fifteen. So it's it's trend towards he's not going to make the Cup and this yesterday, now we're getting one twenty Larry, this can be Uh, Tiger making the cut will be like our unofficial official tiebreaker for the March Madness. Uh tie. Oh no, I don't like that, No, no, no, no, I'm just think it'll be it's a much better weekend if Tigers involved. That's all I'm doing it. It's a

selfish it's a selfish bet if he wins. To the like liability, I was reading something that the liability for sports books if Tiger somehow wins is like they're host like it's like the bets or something coming on Tiger. He would bring He would bring down casinos single handedly. Wow. It was like when when McGregor and Mayweather box. If McGregor won, like there was just millions and millions of

dollars going down the alright, bad layer. Uh we'll we'll keep an eye and uh well next next time, we'll make sure that we give you enough heads up so you're able to be prepared. Dan, I'm very busy and I want to go and eat my cold omelet and sitting on the table since ray. Um, just text me later on whenever you get a second. I don't really care about it that much. Um, what my odds are in Bernhard Anger? Well do Larry, I'm looking at it now. I don't even think Draftings has it up from what

I've seen. Right now, all right, we gotta find we gotta right. I'll text you if I find it. Sounds good, Larry, alright, alright, alright, thank good luck, buddy Bos