This This Dan Tatrick takes a game. Gambling was something that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, it looks like Dylan opened the door here because Larry one last week, not a lot, but Dylan minus three last week. So this is how it stands, plus twenty three point seven five units for Dylan and Larry plus seventeen point four units.
Dylan lost every bet last week and Larry one on the Providence money line. Um. So, but where do we want to go with recapping or do we want to go move ahead to what we have for super Bowl WEEKA? Well, briefly, Dan, I did. I felt bad that Larry got hose the previous week and lost all his bets. I figured I'd do this. Well done, well done, you cracked the door open, Dylan. I'm gonna bust it down, Dan. I I I have myself at plus eighteen units. I won one unit on
Probitence money line. Okay, all right, so it's it's ok. Why is it every week? Larry has controversy. No, we're not. No, we're not conspiring. You know what helps me when you do well? Larry? I know Dan, Dan. It was very clear. I said, we don't know what the line is. I'll risk whatever it is to win one unit. Ok That's what we said. And now you're trying to give me a point four units for it. Okay, all right, you
got it. Dylan's all in on the Bengals. Doesn't have a single bet that's in favor of the rams Um. Dylan picked the Bengals at plus four and a half and now the line is at four. Uh? Is that that? Everybody good with? Ye? Okay? All right? Dylan's picks from last week. He had Team USA over eight and a half gold medals. Right now, Team USA, as we're taping this has four gold medals. Almost halfway there. Okay, you had Maverick McNeely finishing in the top ten at Pebble Beach.
That didn't happen. Uh, Sean Strickland to win by t k O one by decision. Yeah, that didn't happen, and Larry won the money line. All right, let's go with Dylan. I'll let you start out with your picks. For Super Bowl weekend. Alrighty um, heavy on the Bengals. The two units Bengals money line plus one seventy two units Bengals plus four. There have been eighteen underdogs to win straight up in Super Bowl history. Yeah, I kind of would have thought it would be a little more than that.
But okay, um, Bengals rams under forty eight and a half. Dan, as you know, I'm an undergun, Undy, you are. I do feel like the Super Bowl always is kind of underwhelming, okay um. And then Larry's taking heads for the coin toss I believe, so I'm going tales never fails. And we did find out that edge is heavier than tails because of the texturing, right, yeah, because of you know, the head of who's ever on the coin makes the head part of the coin a little heavier. I'll take
any advantage. I don't know if you knew that, Larry, Well, I figured they made up new coins every year, and this is something Vegas could handle. I would think, Um, I just gotta go heads, all right. In the previous fifty five Super Bowls, the toss has landed on heads twenty six times, tails twenty nine times. Oh anything else? Doing Yes, sir So one year bets Joey b Joe Burrow to win Super Bowl m v P plus two.
Tyler Boyd first touchdown score plus eight. That would be huge now he I think he had five touchdowns during the year. Yeah, all right, Uh, Gatorade color? Are you betting on that? I am orange? And for a simple reason, Dan the ban when orange jersey has got to be orange Gatorade. I've used this principle before and it hasn't always worked out. Okay, The betting favorite is orange, second
is water. Yeah, that would be really kind of anti climactica. Um. And then I am going I'm gonna obviously bet on how long the national anthem is Mickey guyden yep going under seconds, which a minute thirty eight second. Okay. Seven of the last nine have taken over two minutes. The other two have lasted at least one forty nine. Sounds
like we're due for it to go. How you Okay, you gotta have a UFC of course in here, of course, even though its Super Bowl weekend, Israel out of Sanya is fighting taking him by t K chaos slash t K O plus one sixty five for two units. Okay, and that's against the Reaper. Yep. Alright, alright, bad lair, this is it. It's gonna come down with the coin to us. I think between and I I went Dan, I went back through my picks, and we all, it's well documented that Buffalo has killed me the most, the
second most all your bungles. How to do Dan is beat the Jets? And I would have picked up three more teases and they couldn't beat the Jets. How are they going to win the Super Bowl? I just don't see it. Okay, then, what's uh? How many units do you have on the rams? Okay, I'm gonna I'll start on top of mine. I'm going three units on heads, Okay, three units on the under the first quarter. It was ten and a half when I did it. I don't know what it is. I think it's under nine points
in the first quarter. Under nine. I think it sounds like that one when I was in Maine. I'm I'm on the side of the road, and I'm on the Baltimore Washington Turnpike right now on my way to Virginia. I'm on the side of the road right now. Okay, But I don't Larry, I don't make these up, I don't go, what's Larry taken? Let me change it. I believe that, but I can't under nine points in the
first quarters. What I have, uh the over in the second quarters for team okay, and I had a ten and a half and fourteen, so you know what, I'm gonna keep the still, I mean that tens of big number because, as I said last week, one punt can you win that first quarter? So you say it's nine, I'm gonna change my pick to one unit as opposed to three units on that day, one unit on under the first quarter, two units on over the second quarter,
two units on over barrows sacks. I didn't know what that number was, but I did send it in yesterday. So the over is three and a half sex, so I need four sacks there, Okay, I'll take that. Then I want over cups receiving yards that's I got one O six and I cancel that that. I don't want that hundred yards in the Super Bowl them awful lot. I don't want it at all. Over the longest past
completion that's thirty eight and a half yards. Yeah, I'm gonna stay with that one and and Burrow and Stafford are among the top five quarterbacks for longest completions on the season. Okay, good, Then I have just two units on over the rams total rams by themselves, that's twenty six and a half. You love that. Okay, six and a half. And then I have four units on the rams minuster wore. Now, keep in mind, Dylan is seventeen and eight versus Bad Larry head to head this year.
It's a good sign for the coin toss. Yeah, and the Bengals winning. Yeah, that's it. I mean, it's it's the season comes down to this. Bad Larry was running away with this. We thought Dylan was gonna be fired halfway through the season. But what a turnaround. When an incredible turnament. Dylan is the Bengals of this podcast. It's
crazy what you can do with your backup against the wall. Yeah, and Bad Larry all the star power that Bad Larry brings with him, a man who was considered a professional gambler, he is the l a Rams. It's kind of the perfect allegory allegory. Yeah, Larry went to Providence. He has no idea what allegory is. He thinks it's a guy
al allegory. Yeah. I want to give you. So I got three units on the heads, one unit on the under the first quarter, then two units, two units, two units, two units, and then four units on the rams minus the four Okay. I I wish you guys good luck this weekend, and UH America will be watching. Okay, good luck, Boddy. I can't I can't wait till next week's show. Yeah, that one could be interesting. Thank you man, guys, We'll talk later. By