This, This Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Oh boy, hello Dan, you went perfect. You were perfect, Laire. I know I was perfect. Unbelievable. You lost every single bet you made last week. That's never been done. That is cracked. I have to say, what go ahead? I was gonna say.
I would not have thought it would have taken it this long for one of us to get skunked in a week, and I'm really surprised it wasn't made. I'm shocked. I haven't gotten undefeated yet. But over the weekend was well. I got up at like three in the morning to go to the bathroom and I checked the UM Australian Tennis Open and Nadalla was down two sets another. So that's why I went back to that. I think it's gonna be a pretty good day. I woke up to see he came back and wanted I said, oh no,
that was the four bearer of bad news. Well here's where we stand. Dylan with one of the great comebacks of all time. You got plus two plus two point to five with the Nadal that was plus two. Okay, So you're at twenty six point seven five units plus. Okay. Bad Larry, who was flirting with thirty units, is now down to plus seventeen minus nine units lost by bad Larry. Yeah. Um, well, the way I look at it, Dan, I dominated the regular season. Dylan's up a little bit here in the playoffs.
We got a big game coming up next Sunday. Yeah, but you don't want to be a great regular season performer, Larry. Oh no, I'm not conceding the playoffs yet. I know you want. You want to be a winner. I feel good going in with like a little ten point ten unit cushion though. Yeah. Alright. Uh some of the highlights from last week, Uh well, Dill, you had the Chiefs minus seven against the Bengals and the my future Chiefs super Bowl. That hurt. Uh Chiefs, we've taken his future
best away from going to be at the end. No, those were taken away. They were taken away, alrighty okay, Uh Chiefs Bengals under fifty four, al right. You had the Rams Niners under forty six. I'm an under guy. Now. It's really sucks to bet because you're basically rooting for a bad game. But I am pretty confident that's the way to go. Uh. Jimmy g under thirty passing yards, he had two yards above he had to thirty two. Yeah, that was he lost that. You had Rafa Nadel winning
the Australian Open. Bad Larry had the Chiefs minus seven. You had the Rams minus three and a. That's correct. Yeah, that was three units for each of those. Then you have the Chiefs Bengals over lost that one. Patrick Mahomes over twenty nine and a half rushing yards, he had nineteen total yards. You do have the Rams future bet to win the Super Bowl. That's plus two hundred correct. Um Mahomes did he want to run any of those? Um fifteen yard sacks in the second half? Him at halftime,
I have no idea. They didn't run the football. Didn't understand he spent whatever it was nine seconds to go in the first half. You gotta expect Mahomes to get outside the pocket and if he can run it in, run it in. It's not thrown in complete pass. You can get to do that twice and then pick the field goal. He go to a ball on the on the field to play. Who is he thinking? You know, Larry only has one bet this weekend? Is that right? Well? I didn't. I'm gonna have plenty in the super Bowl.
But we don't even have lines going forward. I know what my Providence basketball squad is playing on Sunday against Georgetown, so I might as well take the money line. We I don't even know what the spread is gonna be. Okay, Uh so that won't come out until day of that. Yeah, I won't come until Sunday. Okay, So you're gonna take Providence in the money line for one unit against Georgetown to win one unit? Right, I might have to lay most at georgetowncil, I won't be laying too much, all right?
So Dylan, how many units do we have at stake this week? Um? So we've got a few bets. Then, well, Olympics future our team USA two units um over eight and a half gold medals. USA had nine gold medals last Winter Olympics. So if we do it again, and I'm golden, okay, I see what you see. I see what you did there? Okay? Um? And then obviously as
it is February. Now we've got a couple of golf bets in Maverick McNeely top ten finish at the Pebble Beach Pro am picked solely because it's a cool name and he's never one on the PGA Tour until now when he comes top ten. Okay, and then Dylan I've just said, name just came up Vanduel has a boost. Three guys have to make the cut. I just bet that this morning it's McNeely. I would have to look it up to who I think was justin Rose mcneelely and a third guy have to just make the cut
at Pebble Beach. So we both got some skin on McNeely McNeal to do something his name does jump actually want him to have a good, good Thursday and Friday and then blow up over the weekend. Okay, what else do you have? Um? And then I also have Cameron tring Gall top five at the A T and T Pro and plus five hundred and these are both for one unit. Okay, it's not Tringal. I don't know actually Tringale try all right, So you have that and that
is one unite. Both of the golf ones. Alright, you usually have a UFC, you got one this week, UCF dan sean strick to win by chaos slash t KO plus two. Also a unit on that as well. Okay, well you might not have a ten ten unit lead going into the super Bowl. Very welcome, not Yeah, nobody ever said that Dylan approached this from a like methodical, educated approach, like the Fritzy numerology thing. It's all just
sort of an outer space somewhere, Dylan. I'm gonna give you a little I'm gonna have five units on the on heads on the coin toss. Just I've been doing that then, I you know, I'm taking fire units on tails. Tails never fails. Yeah, well it's gonna it sails in the super Bowl. And another bet I usually make them. I haven't seen any lines on it yet. Is under in the first quarter? And I'm willing to bet if you go back and look at super bowls it's got to be half as us, like ten and a half
points for the first quarter. You get one punt and you win that bet. Yeah, that's that's a sharp bet. We'll wait till next week, Lara, Yeah, you're gonna have to wait the next week to see those out Yea, all right, we'll keep your head up, Lark, because, uh man, your reputation took a bad beating. I know, and I got I got two weeks. I gotta sit with this losses. I got people coming up to me in town. I don't even know who we are. They had the bank,
they had the Bengals. Great, great bad. I'm sure you did, and Larry wouldn't beat you. Guys. Look people out there. You don't get to talk to me. I don't just go back before the show. We're people now, you talk to me. Man, Dan, how do you handle it? What do I just tell him? You gotta be nice? I don't. Yes, you're right, just just you know, maybe a disguise where disguise mustache. Well, we'll no, I'm sitting in the same season race. I'm going there right now. Just move one
table to the left. I gotta move right. All right. We're doing great, great comeback. I'm proud. I love that. I love the fact that you put UFC fighting again. Thank you, Larry. It's it's been a hard, funt idle for the last however many weeks, but I'm looking I'm looking forward to two Sundays from now. All right, guys, good luck this weekend. We'll talk to you next week. Thanks, Thanks, guys. Later, guys, later you as well. Damn