Episode 17: Two Pies To The Face

for that day. Yeah. So I did my seven days of quarantine in the basement of my house. But then I called the CDC and had them changed the rules anymore. I've brought it down a five for you. Oh that's nice, thank you, Lara. Yeah, hello, Dan, was you? Uh? It was not as long as it was supposed to be. And then they started canceling flights and then I thought, you know, I gotta get out of Dodge while I can,

and uh left three days earlier than in uh than schedule. Okay, speak oh you oh, we're doing a speaker phone and even and I'm calling into a whatever. This thing is just crazy. Okay, are you ready? Is everybody ready, Yeah, okay, Okay. All I know is Dylan is making one of the great comebacks of all time. They're gonna be talking about this. They might make they might make a movie based off of this. But Dylan plus thirteen from last week, plus sixteen and a half for the year. At one point, Um,

he was twenty nine units behind Bad Larry. He's made up twenty five units over the last three weeks. This has been an incredible story so far, Dylan, any words that you would like to offer to the audience. Well, Dan, there's you have Ali, you got Secretariat, and then me the last three weeks. I mean, it's pretty unprecedented stuff going on after a pretty abysmal fifteen weeks prior. And you know, people are wondering, did you do this on

purpose where you gave Larry kind of a false head start. Well, I don't really hustle people anymore, Dan, but I uh, I still have a player for the dramatics. I like to keep things interesting down the line. Okay, Bad Larry, your thoughts off what Dylan has done. Conspiracy theories abound, Dan, Um, I don't say thirteen Unity picked up last week when we were blacked out. Wow, that's not bad, dad, Dylan. I'm glad. I'm glad you're in the plus com. I

have no problems with where you're sitting. Um. I was five units last week. I'm up twenty one unions. Um, I'm just a steady, a steady thing. I'm gonna pick up another three or four or five this weekend. We'll see where we go. All right, Dylan, I'll start with you your you want to start with NFL. Uh sure, Well, I would like to point out Dan, I finally hit a parlel. I know it only took seventeen weeks and

it wasn't even football. Dylan, let me hear about the party because I don't know what you're talking about because I didn't. I didn't get your picks last week. All right, yeah, weren't we were together last week? Um? So I parlayd the I went with the NHL rap Parlette Rangers money line and over six goals. It's in the same game against the Lightning on. I thought New Year's Eve? Um, and what did they tell you on that has plus three fifty? Okay, goodb How did your own cricket game go,

by the way, Oh yeah, I hit that. I can't even tell you that the team's I couldn't figure that out. But okay, good, all right, let's start this week. Your UFC your eight units. Your hockey parlay was three and a half units, and I mean, I don't know. I hope it was even funny, but I don't know. The cricket was like slightly plus. It was like plus one fifty or something like that. Alright, Dylan NFL picks. Yeah, Um,

so two units bets. I've got the Packers Lions under forty five, Chargers Raiders over forty nine and a half. That should be a big game. Um. And Broncos plus ten and a half against the Chiefs on Saturday. Chief seven been very good against the spread. There one in four in the last five games against the spread. So you got the Broncos plus ten and a half against

the Chiefs. All right, yeah, big number. And the Chiefs the has been good, but I feel like with you know, their clinched, they might take their foot off the gas a little bit here. Um. And then one unit bets they got Saints minus four and Alps against the Falcons. Dolphins money line Patriots plus two hundred. Patriots always have trouble with the Dolphins in Miami and the Cowboys minus seven against the Eagles. Okay, Dallas is really good against

the spread this year, twelve and four. Uh bad lair NFL games. Okay, well my first one listed here, Dylan, We're going right against you. I have the Eagles on plus seven against the Cowboys. Um, I had the Packers minds the three and a half against the Lions. I have Washington um minus seven against the Giants and the under in that game. And I was told yesterday's stat of the thirty seven and a half now and I'll stay with it. So Washington plus under the Giants, no,

Parlatan in ball straight. And then I have over the Titans at forty three against the Texans. You know, I like your I like your bangles that they just moved that game to Sunday night. No, does the winner go? No, that's the well the Raiders Chargers this Sunday night. Oh you even think that game? Okay? Never mind? Yeah, I think about I was thinking about that over two and then they moved it to Sunday night, and I don't know, I stayed away from it, right, I do like it.

You know that the Washington football team in the Giants game is going to come in at thirty six points because the Giants are averaging sixteen and Washington averages around twenty. Let's good. That's under thank you? I know all right? Uh college football, Dylan, you got anything? Yep? I got two bets for the national title game. I'm against my better judgment. I'm taking Georgia minus three, even though I tail as old as time betting against Alabama, particularly as

an underdog. Um So I'm putting two units on that, and then I have two units on the under fifty two. They will be more of a slug fest. Okay, they're averaging over eighty points per game combined this year. Great, well, I mean you know that's that's when they play somebody else, not one name. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I mean last they had it was fairly high scoring last time they played when Family got the better of them. But there's a little more on the line. This time.

I think will be more defensive. I'm hoping it will be. I don't actually know anything else. Now that's it for college do you I know? But oh wait, oh sorry, I do have one more thing. Back to the cricket. Well, Dan the Brisbane Heat plus two against the Melbourne Renegades. I'm starting to think these are just made up teams, um, but I'm still gonna put a un on anyway, Well, they're in the Big Bash League. They actually are teams in the Big Bash League. Bad Laird. Do you have

anything in college wise? Of course I do dan Um North Dakota State seven against Montana State in that championship game. And then Dylan, I agree. I mean, I'm a huge Alabama fan, but I also picked Georgia that I can't imagine why that line is not Alabama. Mine is five or six. It's spanked them already, what's changed in the last three weeks. But I also I also have georgiaus the three against Alabama hunch of lunch of fishing for me. When you guys agree, I think you're four and two

on bets this year. That's good. Yeah. Uh Dylan, do you have a side bet on the Alabama game? Oh? Yeah, Ray and I do. Ray is the intern who's the producer of this podcast. And what is the side bet? So Ray classically likes Alabama in the National Title game. I like Georgia. So we're gonna wager and I was gonna let Ray decide because I feel pretty confident. But we're gonna say, maybe a pie to the face for the loser, you know, Okay, I left it up to Ray. Really, Okay, Ray,

are you comfortable with a pie to the face. So I'm actually very comfortable with that, Dylan in the spirit of the show. Larry, Also, I didn't know you had Georgia minus three, so I would take two pies in the face if Alabama were to lose this game. If you're willing to do that to Larry, we could put that, uh, put that on social or something. I don't know if that's something you want to do, but I'm pretty confident in Alabama. How was someone in that I in my face?

I'm am I driving to You would have to be self administered pie to the face. Maybe your wife MB could give you a pie to the face. You don't even have to tell her why. You could just say, hey, after my after my COVID test Christmas Eve. I'm sure she'd be happy to I'm in that. I'm in for that pie of the face. Alight, you can administer. You can administer mine, and we win. Okay, Oh, I get to smash Ray with the pie for both of you guys. Yeah.

I thought Ray would probably back out of the bet after he heard I was on Georgian and he wanted to double the bet up. Okay, I like it very bright. Okay, that's true. That's true. Well that's a requirement if you're hired here, Dylan. That's how you got in. Yeah. I learned that one. Yeah. Uh. And I actually I have one more bet. I have put in a futures bet yesterday um to one odds for the Rangers to win the Stanley Cups. So I just I'm putting it on

the record now. Okay, But what's that mean? Like that doesn't mean anything, you know now, No, But I just I'm putting it on the record now, okay. So like coming so in June after when this thing, you can come back and tell me you beat me. Brilliant, Absolutely brilliant, Dylan. I'm putting some land mines out for later. The comeback continues with Dylan, one of the greats of all time. All right, good luck this weekend, and uh talk to you next week. All right, thanks than telling good luck.

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