This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hey Dylan, Hey Dan. How are you You sound all banged up? Yeah? I have a little scratchy throat. I'm just took a COVID test and it was inconclusive, so I'm gonna take another one after the show. Are you gonna be able
to perform today? Thank god? I did my picks yesterday. All right, Well, you got roughed up over the weekend. You sound rough now, but you got roughed up. I got your losing seven units. So you're now at plus fifteen, and you promised this audience that you would get to plus thirty. Well, Moses said Fox Foe, I'm gonna go five, five and five. Wait, you're comparing yourself to Moses Malone. All right, Dylan, by the way, how about a round of applause for Dylan fight again? Yes, alright, buddy, I'm
professional UFC handicapper. Now, Dylan plus thirteen from last week. He's up four and a half units on the year. This is one of the great comebacks of all time. Damn, get going. The best team's peak at the right time. Oh, you're peeking at the right time. I think so based on my previous work. Well, you're super Bowl team in Seattle is not gonna show. I'm gonna pretend that one didn't happen. But well, Buffalo is still They're still that. They don't even look so great that Larry was oh
and three on teasers. Um, the bucks and the cards cost you a total of units. Correct, Yes, you'll you'll notice I don't have any teasers this week. Damn. Okay, Dylan stays undefeated with UFC on the year. They plus eight units in both of those matches. Here, alright, let's turn our attention to this week, and I'll start with you, Dylan. College football. So for college this week, tonight, we got
UCF in Florida. I'm taking UCF plus seven two units there then to one unit games Georgia State minus five and a first ball state. I've been wrong by Georgia State a couple of times this year, so I'm hopping on that train. Okay, Georgia State eight and four versus the spread this year, I've been on the losing end of a few of those. And then West Virginia Minnesota over forty five. I think everybody who's with you, it's the public is no, they're on the under. You're going over. Okay,
all right, that's good news. All right, Minnesota's got a good defense. Uh, bad Larry, You've got college football just two even I'm really happy to hear. I'm going against Dylan in the first one. I have Florida minus to seven against you, UCF. Okay, Dylan is nine and six head to head with Bad Larry this year. Okay, Although I just realized that UCF kind of like that what he knows, right, that's that fighting machine stuff, one one letter switch. And then I got Boston College minus three
against East Carolina. Oy uh, and they're both they're both one unit there. Are you sure you want to go head to head with me on my hot streak right now? Do you do? UCF is the only thing that scared me. Oh, just because you thought it was the UFC instead of UCU. He might know something I don't know. Boston College lost to Florida State and lost Syracuse. Those are bad football teams, but I think I might take them over East Carolina though. Okay, minus three all right, NFL Dylan, what do you have
for me? Yep? So after my primetime dog teaser last week being success, I'm doing the same thing again. Three units teasing Titans plus thirteen, Dolphins plus thirteen in the Washington football team plus twenty and a half. Uh two unit games Bills plus two and a half against the Patriots. I love to bet against the Patriots and Giants money
line plus three fifty against the Eagles. They gave the Eagles some problems in November, so I'm hoping it's gonna happen again, and I'm, for whatever reason, weirdly better at money line picks than like traditional against the spread picks. I don't know why. Giants have lost three in a row, and they're one of the worst scoring teams in the NFL, but they're not even They're not really in line for the first pick, so I feel like they'll still try
anything else. Yep. A couple one unit bets Brown's Packers under forty six Colts plus one against the Cardinals, and the Browns are averaging fifteen points a game the last four games there in my list of teams that are hard to watch. And then I've got Chargers minus ten against the Texans Chers, okay, minus ten, Okay, yeah, I got one more bet. Then the game everyone's looking forward to tonight Australian cricket. The Hobart Hurricanes plus one oh
five against the Melbourne Stars. The You know that the Hurricanes have lost three of their last four matches. I found that out today. Actually, okay, all right, this is the like Big Bash League? Is that? Is that what it is? They're known as the Big Bash League? Yeah, okay, alright, So we're betting on cricket now to Larry uh Me a little bit. You know, he's desperate. I still have some ground to make up. Okay, bad Layer. Your NFL
picks are okay to you. With each straight bats Packers minus seven against the Browns, killing and Iron alignment, and the Colts plus one against the Cards. Packers are minus seven and a half, lair, Okay, Okay, I'll still keep it, Okay. And then I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'm gonna bet the Jets No. Given two and a half, I'll take the Jets at home. Okay? Is uh do you have the Jets at two and a half or pick them? Ray? Right now, the Jets are pick them larious,
So we gave you some points there. Yeah, Merry Christmas, rank you guys pick them okay? And Robert sala is still out with COVID, so the Jets will be without their head coach. What else you have, Lair? And then I have to one unit bets the chief mindus seven against the Steelers and the Washington Football Club plus ten and a half against the Cowboys. I've got so Kansas City. Mine is seven and a half. Kansas City could be without Kelsey Tyree Hill and Chris Jones does let's go
in to seven and a half. It's right now. I got it at seven and a half. I'll keep it. And then Washington Football team is plus ten and a half versus the Cowboys. Right, that's what I have it at perfect okay? All right? Uh, well, good luck with your next COVID test there, Larry. That's right. Yeah, the problem better come back negative. My kids won't come down. We'll do over already home. That's probably where I got it. But Matt's coming down from me. Tonight and I haven't
called hi yet. I hope he doesn't listen to the show. Yeah. Yeah, that's four plus five fins like five hours and a half hours, right, Um, all right, well, Dylan, I'm happy road on the plus column. Welcome aboard. It feels good. It feels good. Turn it into a match. Maybe maybe a nice Budweiser would suthe that throat layer. So my wife says, uh, you might have to isolate. So I just said, you know what I'm not saying at Christmas anyway, said I might just go to way in my hotel
room in Washingame, take all my gifts back on. It's kind of the Christmas dream of as a kid. Yeah, you sit in a hotel room in Atlantic City. Christmas to me? Yes, uh, and Happy New Year, Thank you lair and feel feel better Okay, I feel fine. We will chat later. Good luck, Dylan, Christmas, Mary, Christmas you guys. Oh and damn, by the way, damn, Yeah, that was a nice sweater you out on today on the show. Thank you Home. Yeah we could watch on the TV
in the living room. Yeah, that's just you know best too, That's what I do. I bring cheer laer ten I was rooting for you to win the back room Guy thing, but I was pretty confident I didn't stand much of a chance. Yeah, you really have to contribute to the show, Larry, to get to win that award. Alright, but on the list of best gamblers in the studio, my stock's gone up a little bit. Everyone's at everyone's happy with you this week, no question. Yeah, yeah, you're a winner. Fruit change.
Uh feels good. Thank you, lair Hi. Guys, we'll talk later. By wife m m hm