Episode 15: I Guess It Is Christmas

the same as last week. Okay, I'm trying to work. Okay, Well, do I have to lean into the phone like I'm doing right now? Yeah, we can hear you all right, Like you don't have to lean down to talk into the phone. That's what I've been doing. It doesn't have to be up to your ear. Yeah, it's okay. I can hear you. Guys. Fine, I'm just I'm sure you can hear me. Yeah. You sound fun? Okay, Uh you came back to Earth last week? I lost two units, right Yeah, yeah, I'm just as I said, Dan, we're

just floating around the twenty two weeks. Explode to thirty might be this week. Actually, it's probably gonna be this week Dylan plus four units from last week. So Dylan, pretty cocky. Yeah, I entered the stratosphere last week. Then, yeah you did. You're now minus eight and a half units on the season, and bad Larry is up plus twenty one units. Alrighto oh, do you know what? Let me blame Ray Ray and then this is easy, matth. You went to Sacred Heart, shouldn't you know what? What's

the problem? Ah, yeah, that's my fault, Larry. I had you at twenty three, but I'll make sure you're at twenty two. Okay, alright, so well, alright, allegedly we'll clear that up. So Larry's at plus twenty two units on the air. Dylan went to the Army Navy game and he won that head to head matchup with you, larr. Yeah, I saw that. Uh you know, I'm happy for all those athletes that hard to root against you in one

of them. I just thought Army was better, and yeah I still think they are, but okay, it was it was pretty easy to root against the Jerseys though, the Jersey selection for both teams. I don't know if you guys watched the game not a fan, um and you're you've done, will head to head versus Larry this year. Yeah, I don't know. That's weird because based on both of our overall records, you would not think that. Yeah, I think I've got you nine wins versus uh, six losses

versus Larry. Right, yeah, maybe that's all. I came back a little on him. I mean, he was like up seven two or something early. We're coming back, that'll be. That'll be my way to Dan, don't worry. Okay, all right, well let's get started. Then. Is there anything we want to recap from last week other than Army Navy? Well there's actually this wasn't those Larry's always complaining about something, So I don't know, I got something we can talk about.

What go ahead? Okay? Um, so this obviously wasn't on the on the books here last week, but I actually and I want to parlay Dan. Obviously, I don't think I'm owing seven of them on them for this season here. If you didn't bet, then I don't want to hear about it. But it's true, it's real. But but but it doesn't count. It doesn't. But in my mind, I know, but the audience, can I tell them what it was? Okay? I did Navy money line and the olivera By submission.

So that's right now we're dipping into UFC. I think when you're UFC point, I didn't even That's the one thing I didn't even check. Yeah I did, Yeah, I did. That was actually the only one that would seem kind of intelligent too. Okay, uh, let's uh, let's go to this week. Oh I have one more thing too. For last week. The Ravens absolutely unreal back to our cover halftime. You beat me on that, and I'm not even worried about that one. I'm watching the Bengals game, Bengals game, Dan,

It's Bengals, not Bangals. Goals Bengals, and I'm getting a point, and you know they're ten minutes overtimes. Now we're in overtime. I used like eight and a half minutes of the overtime and kick a field goal. So I'm figuring in the next minute a half, maybe they come back and kick a field goal and tie the game. And like the Detroit Pittsburgh game a couple of weeks ago, ends in the tie, but this one, I'm getting a point,

so I'm gonna win. They're gonna score a touchdown on me. Yeah, that was a brutal touchdown too, like fifty something harder. I didn't see the touchdown because I was I was just following it on the bottom line on a you know, I was watching a different game and it was coming up. I saw like eight minutes and fifty seconds and I'm still up three in overtime. I figured that's gotta be a win. Fifty touchdown pass on me. Yeah, I forget to know, but it was a dramatic ending. All right,

you got let's start with college football here. What do you got doing? So for college football this week? I gotta go Old Dominion two units plus nine and a half against Tulsa and then to one unit bets Toledo minus ten over Middle Tennessee and Army in Missoo under fifty eight and a half. The Army or the Service Academy unders have remained good to me, so I'm gonna rock with those Lola. Missouri scores uh thirty points per game and Army scores about thirty four points per game.

You're taking Old Dominion. That's that's Larry's nemesis, Old Dominion, and they were good. They've been good to me as well, then, So I can't drop them. Okay, all right, bad Larry Gunny. College football then not many good college games these early bowls I don't get involved in. But I did take one that Louisiana Lafayette minus five against Marshall. Okay, I don't know why, just one unit though. That's the only

college game. Okay. Uh, Louisian Lafayette good defensive team and they they just roughed up Liberty, and Liberty has got that great quarterback Malik Willis So Louisiana l Lafayette minus five versus Marshall NFL Dylan, Yes, I am doing a teaser this week, Dan, all of the Prime time dogs. I actually realized. I I parlayed all the Prime time dogs last week and it lost. Had I teased it, it it would have won. It's IM gonna try that this week.

Ten point three team teaser Chargers plus thirteen, Saints plus twenty and a half and Bears plus thirteen and a half. That's for three for two unit game. Colts minus two and a half against the Patriots, the Patriots. Why do you do that? You don't do well against the Patriots. When you bet against the Patriots, you've you've lost every game and fun and which means I'm do oh my god, I know this is like the red tail is all this stuff, but they are super due for a loss.

Um and then Texans money line against the Jaguars plus one fifty two units on that the Jaguars are a mess. This is this could go either way. They could come out and inspire. Now, but did you see where the line went? Like it? It improved for the jag They got like a point right that Urban Meyer getting fired actually Vegas. Yes, yes, if anything, I feel like they would. Also the team might rally around that too. Both teams are two and eleven this year. But of those two stinkers,

I think the Texans are slightly less bad. They're they're the two worst offenses in the NFL. Yeah. Uh. And then a couple one unit games Chargers plus three tonight against the Chiefs. You love primetime dogs. I do. They've actually you've done well. They've faltered a little bit lately, but there's still I think he went to for two for three Les not sure if he's gonna play. Yeah, but I have to not put too much though, I have to. No, you definitely don't put too much thought

that's for sure. Okay, Okay, this one had some thought in it. Braiders are Raiders, Browns under thirty eight and a half. The Raiders stink, and the Browns have like three guys eligible to play. Raiders are don't have a good defense. They allow over twenty seven. Again, but the Browns don't have anyone who they can score with this but you may not have a coach and a quarterback other than that. Other than that. Um and then Bengals

plus two and a half against the Broncos. Okay, and Saints money line against the buck Stand plus four hundred. I thought you would like that one. Yeah, the Saints, for some reason, it's usually the team that is worse or has the worst record wins this game. Yeah, and they've been in the Tom Brady era. They've given this Bucks fit I think right. Yeah, Brady hasn't beaten the Saints as a member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I'll take that. I like anything else, go back to UFC

once more day, have you wait? Derrek lewis by ko slash t KO plus two hundred this Saturday. Not a very marquee card, but I figured may as well stick with it. While it's hot anything, but football has been good to me. Bad lair. Okay, I'm Dylan. Welcome aboard the teaser line. I like I like seeing you bet and teaser. Thank you, Larry Um. I have two three team teasers, both of them for three units. Cowboys minus a half, Dolphins plus one and a half, Bucks minus

a half, Dolphins plus one. Okay, okay, that's fine, you're good with that. And then the second one is the Dolphins plus one, will change it Bucks minus a half and the Bills minus a half. So there are two three team teasers, both for three units. Don't you have trouble with the Bills when you put them in a teaser? I do, but that's why they're only in one this week. Right then? I have another three team teaser, just to

get some action on tonight's game. Two units on this three team teaser over the Chiefs at forty one or forty one and a half, whatever it is, forty one the Cardinals minus three and a half. I got three, damn mad, I guess it is Christmas, and the standing on the forty Niners plus one and a half, you get one. I knew, I knew Christmas wasn't laughing over here,

given to take it away? Okay, So that's a three team teaser for two units, and then I have three three and then Louisiana Lafia I's ever written down last. But that's a college game. So I have three one units straight bets. The Dolphins minus eight and a half, the Eagles minus four, and again the Chiefs over the I guess it's fifty one, the Chiefs over fifty one.

You didn't do well on those numbers. I got Dolphins minus nine and a half, the Eagles minus seven, and the over under Chiefs Chargers fifty two and a half. Does that alter your bets? What was the what was the Chiefs? The over under is fifty two and a half um, but it would have to be fifty one, I think for the team because he has a forty one and the teaser. Mhm, Ray, what do you have here? So Larry you I sent you to the lines earlier today, so I didn't change them in your teaser, But do

you want me to change them too? Overt two the half for the teaser as well? Yeah, you have to. I mean you have to change if you're gonna change one, and we got changing both. Okay, Okay, I'll change that. I just didn't know if you wanted to keep it or not. I'm gonna keep it all. I don't like that forty one and a half going forty two though, but I will keep you. Okay, So recapping the Dolphins

minus nine and a half, you stand with that? Yeah, okay, but that that moves my Dolphins teaser bet than to just getting a half. But I don't really care. Todays have to win the game. Okay, Dolphins plus a half in my teasers. Okay, I got the Eagles minus seven versus Washington. Wowser, Um, I only have that as a one unit straight bat going from four to seven because actually it's actually wait, is that nine right now? In draftka? It must have just something must have happened. No, I

got my oh you have on site right now. It's going up lair. If I better than four, I went to seven and then nine. That's the biggest moves I've ever seen. Throw out the Eagles one unit. Bett just something going on here that I don't know about yet. Okay, Chiefs chargers the over. You're still gonna stay with that? The Chief charges over tonight. Ye'll stay with that fifty two and a half. Fifty two and a half. Okay, I'll stay with it all right. And then are you

betting at James Madison or what do you what? Are you betting old dominion somebody? No, Louisiana Lafia minus five against Marshall. Okay, j M. You's not playing this week? Right? No? I don't think so. Yeah, they're They're not till next week. Right. They beat Montana State, didn't they? All? Right? Over? They went under? Of course? No. I had I had him and I had him on the show. Okay, I just I said, okay, like, what do you what do you want?

Around of applause? I'm yelling at it because I'm trying to make sure you hear me on the speaker. I can hear you. It is crystal clear. You don't have to yell. You don't have to get closer to your speaker phone. Okay, So Dan, I have just from my own thing. I have the Dolphins minus not and a half against the Jets and the Chiefs over fifty two and a half. Yea for the one unit straight best yeah, pros. And I had the Louisiana lafive yea perfect and I got my to three teen teasers for three units and

the one three teen teaser for two units. Looking good, Lan, I'll see you thirty. Yeah you too. I actually, um, I pushed last week for the first time and like almost a hundred fifty bets. Okay, that's not as interesting. Why do you guys need acknowledgement here? That's like, I don't think that's worthy a pause. But no, it's an interesting little bit. But it took me that long to push once. Great, probably because I'm so sharp. Dylan, did you push your North Dakota State game? Okay? I wasn't sure.

You know, Dan was gonna give you a half a point there or not? The conspiracy theories thinking, are you guys done? I'm gonna call Ray off on the side and get a couple of extra half points. So you're telling me that Washington Eagle game is now nine? Yeah, it's at nine something. I don't know if something happened in the last hour, but it was. It definitely was seven before and then jumped two points. It was four

to seven to nine. That's big. That's big. Alright, good luck guys, Thank you guys, You good luck yourself later. Ye