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Episode 14: Its UFC Not UCF

Dec 09, 202112 min
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On today's episode Bad Larry learns how to work his speaker phone so we can hear him question the lines for the games, Dylan continues on his downward spiral during the NFL season and now he's taking his terrible betting to other sports besides football. Enjoy!

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This this Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick, bad lay, Hello Dan, how are you, buddy? I'm good, I'm good. Can you hear Can you hear me? I have the phone on speaker. I think I figured out how to do that. Okay,

why do you have it on speaker? Well, because I'm sitting at my control power in my living room and I've got now I have my hands trick, I can drink my coke and uh we can chat. Okay, all right, Uh, congratulations, I've got you plus three from last week, so you're up plus twenty three units, and uh, Dylan is minus twelve and a half for the year. It's hard to hear. Yeah, but bad Larry thinks you'll be at least plus thirty by the end of the NFL good a season. Yeah,

I don't. I don't think that. Damn we know that. Bad Larry knows that. All right. Uh, anything we want to look back on from last week, I'll start with you, Dylan, You're a desperate man. I would prefer not to, but for the sake of this, I guess we will both my big bets both five unit bets Oregon Utah over. I have a Michigan under both lost. That's tough. I did for whatever the money line underdogs. It's probably where I should stick because bailor money line hit and Lins money.

But do you think people are going to start going I'm gonna bet opposite of Dylan. I have a chance to be great. That's just as valuable as following Larry. Yes, like you could follow Larry and go against you and make a freaking killing. I don't know if you miss a game. I think we have all the bases covered with that. Yeah, bad, Larry. Did you have a game that stood out good or bad? Oh? I'm I'm a big JM. You fan Alabama? I thought Alabama money line,

You're only gonna give me one unit on that? Well? What did you bet a unit? But they were six and a half point underdogs. Well, congratulations, you're not. I'm not surprised Alabama one. I know why am I not getting two units for that? Why didn't you bet two units? Why didn't you bet three units? It's a lock? Why didn't you bet six units? I bet a thousand bucks on him my book. He gave me two thousand and

fifty dollars. That's two oh five to a hundred, and you guys will only give me one unit on it? How many units died? Do you? How many units did you give Dylan on his Detroit Lion money line? Bet you had Bama money line, right, Alabama money two to one? One was one was six and a half, and one was seven. It got to be pretty much the same unit you bet one when it's one units win two on Bama money line. Correct. I was hope, I hope? So yeah, I mean it didn't sound like you gave

me the two units. Okay, Well let me check with Ray Raise, the one who keeps score. So are we giving Larry two units? Ray? Okay, we're giving you two units? Therefore, bad Larry's now a plus twenty four units? Is that? Okay? That's well that's what my records show. So okay, And at this point that doesn't really matter for me, Well it does for the betting public. Yeah, Larry's guaranteeing he's gonna get to plus thirty by the end of the regular season. You're gonna be lucky to get to age

thirty by the end of the year. I was. I was hoping to swing back in the other direction, but we'll have to wait till this week. Okay, all right? Uh so bad Larry. We cleaned that up, and now we go into this week. Uh college games. Yes, Montana and j MU over forty five and a half, the powerhouse that is in North Dakota State minus twenty four versus East Tennessee and then Navy plus an half against Army. Those are all for one units. Bad Larry, You've got

college football. I do. I love his I love his first two picks. Um, I'm gonna go against him in the last one. I don't. I have JMU minus the six and a half due to one unit bets. Okay, Jammy minus six and a half, and I think I didn't even look at that over under, but I love his over on app I'm not gonna touch you. I have j M minus six. I got James Madison minus six, oh, thank you. And Army. I want to buy that down from seven and a half to seven. Okay, I'll take

Army for one unit. Okay, So Armies won four of the last five matchups. Um. By the way, Cole Johnson is going to be your favorite football player. JMU quarterback. Just letting you know. Thirty two touchdowns two interceptions this year. Yeah, yeah, that's why I have j M. You mont Hanna beat who do they beat Eastern Washington or something to get into this game? That sounds about right allegedly. Okay, so that's that's college going to Vision one next year? Right?

Yeah they are? Yeah, yeah, I think you're gonna leave a little mark this year. Okay. NFL Dalan, Yes, two unit bets, Larry, I think you like this. Giant's Chargers under forty three. Oh, I have the same beat, but I sent it in an undermine minus forty five. But I believe so okay, well, I still like it. I think I'm I'm basically gonna bet the Giants under until it loses, is my strategy. We have. The over under is forty three. Okay, you think I ring this, Larry,

I don't. I don't have any rooting. I want you to do well and we're on the same side on this one. So it affects me. Why I know it was forty five when I sent my pix in yesterday. But that's fine, Okay. I believe it's gonna come down. We're gonna be lucky to get at Yeah. Well, you're locked in at forty three here, okay, but I'm not. I am't giving you my I'm locked in forty three. Um. And then to unit second to univet Rams plus two against the Cardinals on Monday Night Football, Prime Time dog.

Um one unit bets Steelers plus three versus the Vikings on Thursday Night Football Tonight the Vikings. Kirk Cousins Prime Time as still a recipe for disaster in my book, eight and seventeen in his career. Yeah, that's not great. Ravens plus three against the Browns and forty minus one against the Bengals. Ravens aren't good against the spread recently, No, but I like them better as underdogs and favorites. Okay. They are one in four in their last five games

against I know that all too, okay. Um. And then I have the all Prime Time dog parlay Steelers plus three Bears plus twelve and a half Rams plus two for plus six hundred. Also for one unit. You you haven't won a parlay minus units on parlays this year. Yes, Dan, you say that, I see that as being due to win one. Okay, do you have anything else? I do? I have a couple going off the book here UFC two sixty nine this weekend Charles olivera by submission over

Dustin Poorier plus three hundred for a unit. And then I got to college basketball games today, both for one unit. Denver plus fourteen against New Mexico. I'm two and oh bet in Denver basketball and Iowa minus five vers Iowa State. I believe that should cover all the bases. Poorias defeated Connor McGregor twice. Yeah, I actually like poor A two, but I'm actually this one. I was like, this is the smarter play. Instead I tried to not go smart my heart. Okay, Uh bad Larry, Okay, I guess Dylan

got my picks. Yesterday I went home and just went against every one of them. Mona Monerole one unit bats the White Things minus three against Dylan Steelers. I also have under in the Giants game Leubis changes at the forty three. I had the Saints minus six against the Jets. I got five and a half. Wow, thank you. I have the Browns minus a two and a half against

Dylan's Ravens. I got minus three. Okay, Oh don't you just said oh okay, and then I gave you one that you didn't agree with and you're like, okay, I got it. I'm crossing it out on my paper in front of me. I have the Bengals minus one against the forty Niners, and then I have the Bucks minus three against the Bills. Then like Dylan and if he's going UCS, you know whatever that No usc USC can I do that like the Base City Rollers and some

roller dervy or something. Yeah, cricket, whatever you're putting, bringing us UF fight, no usc UFC Ultimate Fighting Competitional Championship whatever. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna stick with football. Have a I have a three team teased and units. Wait, I want to make sure I got your Bengals pick correct. The Bengals are plus one against the forty Niners. Oh how did that? Minus one? Yeah? Yeah, once again, one that goes in your favor. What goes around comes around,

all right? I love you giving me those half the points around around the spread. Okay, do you have anything else you're betting on yes day and I have a three team, two unit tease the Chargers chargers down will pick them the Titans plus one and a half. And I'm not really like, I'm not really liking this last one. But Detroit plus seventeen and a half. Wow, coming off a big win momentum. It they lose by ten every game they Yeah, they do stay in it. I mean

that coach gets him to play. So it's a two unit parlay or a teaser Chargers to point, get ten points to adjust the line. You're ten and twelve on teasers this year. I don't know if you care about that. I just you know I do. I'm coming back a little bit. That's good. I got killed that first week. Yeah you did. We all remember the do not will you stop with the Buffalo bill? I remember like it was fourteen weeks ago. Yeah, but but you know what, Larry,

we looked back. That wasn't a fluke. Buffalo hasn't beaten anybody any good this year. Yeah, I know. I I overrated Buffalo. I overrated the forty niners. I mean I thought they would be way better than they are this year and obviously get overrated. Yeah, that may literally the worst pick I could have possibly made. All Right, so we're good. I believe that. All right, all right, Lairy,

good luck this weekend deal. Thanks, thanks again. Good Luck on a bunch of your games, not all of them now, Larry, I'll show you a text if things are going poorly or well well, and congratulations on your fight. Good luck on your fight. Congratulations figuring out the speaker mode on your phone. That's really that's very, very impressive. I'm gonna get the raised. My lunch is waiting alright later, bye bye,

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