This This Dan Patrick takes a game gambling was something that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hey Dan, how are Youyboddy good? Are you at the doctors this week? It seems like every week you're getting something looked at. Okay, I am not a few doctors. I'm at the corner of the Barkley side. I'm just sitting in a car.
I'm actually down the street from the Barkley sid I just want to know if Kyrie wanted to get a little one on one workout in or out. The girls who are in the Brooklyn Museum is a Christian Dior exhibit that they wanted to say. You didn't over there. I'm sorry you didn't hop all over that. Yeah. I told him I'm not even gonna go to a parking garage. I'm sitting on the side of the road right in front of it. I sent them in about an hour and a half ago, and they might go to the
Clean Botanical Gardens when they're done. I'll be asleep in the car. You think I care? Why don't you go to a bar? Well, I got drive out to Long Island after this. Okay, stopped you in the past. Oh no, if the trust me, there's a nice school. We're in the back right now. All right, So you're making these picks sober just to let people know they yes, yes, haven't started yet. I'm gonna crack one open as soon as we're finished. I'm cracking open while we're on air,
all right, Okay. Uh so here's how we stand for the for the year. Dylan record last week was five and six. He's forty five and fifty overall. Bad Lair went five and three. Um, Dylan is now minus one for the season. Bad Larry's plus fifteen units. You went, you were plus three from last week. Any overall comments that you'd like to I'll start with you, Dylan. Um, I don't know. Last week was tough, and I'm kind of rounding into the ultimate people's gambler where I'm just
hovering above the Mendoza line pretty much every week. Yeah, but that's not reason for somebody to tune in because you're hovering around the Mendoza line. Maybe like I'm a tragic hero. Oh okay, so sympathetic sympathetic figure. Um. But last so when people think they're doing when it comes to betting, they just go no, it could be worse. I could be done. I could be done. Yeah you need you need that person, Okay, I think. Um so my big bet loss Browns against Patriots. I think we
all kind of know how that one shook out. Yeah I'm not. I'm not saying that was just a loss. I was. I almost lost my because of your weight on Cleveland. I almost lost my over. Yeah, I know. They they put they put up seven immediately, and I was like, all right, here we go. And then and then we all know what's wrong with your voice today? I don't know. It keeps going in and out. It's better. All right, We're good, I think. I mean, Larry's voice
is annoying enough. I don't need yours. I'm sorry. Um but I said, I'm sitting on Flatbush and I think the name just three. His truck's going by, and everyone has some music layering. It's beautiful out by the way. I don't know if you guys know that, it's like seventy degrees here in New York. I've been outside yet. Uh bad Layard. You have an overall comment from last week. Uh yeah, that Dylan's comeback was very short lived. Am I ready for the comeback? And whatever? It was not
the Ottoman Empire. We put that to rest, I hope. All right, let's start this week. Uh, Dylan will start with you. We're going to college, yes, so started off. My big bet this week is actually in college dan Oklahoma minus four against Iowa State. Okay, so I have a state coming off the loss to Texas Tech. Yeah, and Caleb Williams is back this week for Oklahoma. Alright, Well he got benched last week. Yeah, well and he was he tweaked his hand to that's a classic excuse
to his hand him. Alright. So that's that's five units, ye, five units on that, and then going down the line, got two units on Georgia tech US seventeen against Notre Dame. Okay, um, fading bad. Larry's fandom of the public is on Notre Dame, by the way, like that like the sign of that. Okay, what else? Um? Sorry? Nebraska, you know I don't know one one moment please, Okay, did you get did you get a COVID test. I don't know what he's gone now, it's not COVID trust. All right, what are you going?
Let's go Nebraska Wisconsin under forty two forout two units as well. Um, and then I have SMU money line against since plus three fifty for one unit. And you know Nebraska had they held Oklahoma to three, Michigan State twenty three, Ohio State twenty six. Yeah, Big ten football too. Yeah alright, So SMU money line versus Cincinnati that's one unit. Yeah, I'm basically gonna keep betting against Cincinnati straight up until
they live. Yeah, it served you well so far. Say that one unit that killed the bowl games because they're not losing toil the ball game. All right, what else do you have anything else here doing? Oh yeah, one more for one unit as well. MSS Army under fifty six Service Academy under I feel like that's a pretty safe bet usually. Okay, but let me do the math here. Army averages thirty five points per day. You mass allows
forty three points per day. I would be surprised if you mess put more than six points on the board. This feels like is going to be the Army. Yeah, well, Okay, you mass allows forty three and U mass scores fifteen, So forty three and fifteen. You know that's what's gonna happen. Now, I'm just saying, alright, bad lair, Let's start with college. Okay, I just have to one unit bets in college. I stayed away from Notre Dame. I thought seventeen or seventeen
a half was too many. But I'm taking all Burn minus seven against South Carolina even though bow Nix is out. Um, I didn't know to I'm not. I'm not worried about South Carolina, and I'm taking the wake Forest money line. Have Mario or Ray whoever does the stuff, who's internal. All he does is give us what our numbers are. Ray that Wake Forest Clemson money line. Am I getting to the one or pretty close to what I would
guess just one units? It says plus one seventy Okay, damn, I'll let you figure it and figure it out that. I don't really care if I get I don't want one and a half units, So okay, um, you know what just to just to keep I like Wake Forest to win the game, but I'll take the four and a half points or whatever. Then so we just keep it up one unit, Betsy. So I won't go money line. I will. I'm telling everyone bet the money line, but I'll take the points just for our scoring purposes. Dylan
NFL picks Yes. So starting tonight, I'm doubling up on the Falcons. Oh you got a prime time dog, time dog Falcons plus seven two units Falcons money line plus two for two units. I think prime letdown spot. We've been talking about the Patriots all week. Primetime dog with the Falcons. This is my that's my wheelhouse, all right, what else do you have? Um? And then I've got one unit bets Dolphins minus three and a half against the Jets. Joe Flacco is playing, so that should be easy.
But we'll see. Everybody loves the Dolphins right now, which is a bad sign. But I'm gonna stick with it. Um. And then Ravens minus five against the Bears. Not an emotional bet. I actually think this is a strategic bet. So the Bears coming off a by and the Ravens coming off a loss, Yes, that's a good recipe for a cover. And if history is any indication, and so far this season, teams coming off a by or five
ten and one. I like that, um, And then I have a primetime dog parlay with the remaining two primetime games Steelers plus five Giants plus ten and a half from plus two sixty. You've yet to win on a teaser parlay. Just let you know until this week, until this week? Okay, alright, bad lair, where are we starting? Okay? Just um, two units form my once to five NFL games, Um, no teasers, no parlays. Um, two units on the Bills again. I'm in the car. So I got the Bills minus
seven against the Colts. The Bears. I was told yesterday the line was moved down to five. So all the Bears plus five against the baby Dylan. You know we need to go against each other at least one all right. By the way, Dylan is leading the head head matchups with you, Larry, six to three. Okay, good, Well we'll close that gap this week then. Okay. Then I have the Eagles minus one and a half against the Saints. A little shaky bed here. I like the Jags against
the forty Niners. You know they played Monday night. Well, I'm taking the Jacks plus seven or whatever your number is. I got you six and a half. Okay, Jax plus six and a half against forty and then I want to bet them under in this Chiefs game, but I'm not gonna because I Dak Prescott's my fantasy football so you gotta you know, I gotta root for him to scores. I can't be betting the other way. So I switched my bet to the Chiefs minus the two and a
half against the Cowboys. Chiefs are not good against the spread. Dallas is very good against the spread. Dallas is eight and one. Yah, I don't know if that matters to two and a half points. Is not a spread down that's got in my mind. The Chiefs have to win the game. This is a must win for the Chiefs. Um. Yeah, I would think it's definitely I can't lose, but not necessarily a must. I've been saying the NFC East, I am except for the Eagles. I've been betting Eagles a
little bit. The last couple of weeks. I didn't bet in this week. I did that in this way. Yeah, alright, minus one and a half versus the Saints. So they are my five all two the best. Okay, Well, I wish you well have fun in Brooklyn and Brooklyn. Short lived in Brooklyn, out to Long Island, Dylan, I'll be sneaking Budwisers into a couple of wineries in the next couple of days. Perfect. It seems like you can drink wine and they don't sell Budwiser, so I'll have to
have a pocketbook full of them. It seems like you're slowly working your way up to Connecticut. If this sounds right, you know they're talking about December four, Providence, U R. I game. I might come up with day early and spend a little time in Milford to the place I like to stop in Milford. And if I do, I'll let both of you know. Tan's gonna hide, I think. Yeah, please let me know well enough in advance though you're busy that day already. Yes, yeah, I don't care what
day it is. I'm suddenly busy. All right, We'll have a good weekend. Thanks buddy, no problem, Thank you guys. THO