Episode 10: There's No Conspiracy

Facebook account they're trying to match this up. Yeah, you got with the mustache or the other guy in your profile, probably the guy with the mustache. Okay, I just I was wondering. It comes and goes, so I forget what stage in my life that was. Okay, by the way, Larry the comeback who started with Dylan. He's now a plus five of units. You're down two plus twelve units. Dylan was plus three from last week. You were minus four. How an eight unit win on a field gold in

the last time seconds of a game. It's called a win. Larry, I was supposed to be worried about this feeling. I'm happy I'm happy that you're coming back a little bit. Thank you, Larry. I did watching that Falcons game was as advertised. They do that every single time. They're up like three touchdowns, and I'm saying, they're like, oh cool, nice, and then slowly, like ten minutes spanned their losing. We don't we don't need to hear your philosophy. Okay, that's

not a philosophy, that's a that's a fact. I know. I know, all right. So uh, any picks that you guys just want to go over, Dylan, Any college picks you wanna recap from last week good to bad, preferably not? Okay? Yeah, I thought the only one one college game. Yea, Mississippi State bailed me out in the college department. But man, you went what one for six? There's a lot of rad on the sheet? Yes there is bad Larry. Wait, how does he how is he up? Three units the Falcons?

The Falcons they were plus he had eight units on the Falcons on the money, four units, four units to win eight. Yes, you better redo those numbers, dann But you know what, I'm gonna listen to that podcast again. I'll give you an eye. I had Dylan even this week even only he lost I did. I did decent with NFL and sort of stormed back. You were dead even with the NFL. Besides your Falcon bet. You lost the Jets. You want the Vikings over. You won the Bears,

you lost the Ravens. They were all too unis and then you went one and one with the Panthers and the Chargers and you. I think this is a conspiracy to get Dylan backing even with me, Dan, but we'll look well. I mean, I'm down at Will's Eye Hospital. You know I had those floaters in my eye in Virginia. Yeah, I have. So I have a twelve fifteen appointment with the surgeon who fixed my right eye to check my last But I just went and told him I'm gonna

be a little late. Okay, but maybe you got floaters in your eye. And that's why you can't read this correctly, because I have a college grad. Ray. His job is to look that's all he does. He looks at the numbers here and he swears on his internship that he's got the numbers correct. All right, Well, I'm gonna rehash them this afternoon when I get out of here. Why don't you just worry about what you do. Okay, I'm

up twelve units, right, you're up plus twelve? So is there anything you want to recap from last week before we move on to this week? Now? I have learned that my teasers, which I love betting, have been killing me this year. So I have no teasers this week, all straight. That's okay. By the way, NFL underdogs right now are winning at a clip of fifty seven percent. Just letting you know, Dylan like that. Dylan loves well. You got the Dolphins against the Ravens tonight, are you tail?

You've pailed on your prime to I'm doing? Did I well? I also? Really, I know I had This was a tough one because I actually do like the Ravens in this, but I couldn't. I can't go against the methodology. I figured i'd scrap it. I did take Lamar a prop with Lamar. Okay, we'll get to that in a moment. My son just called me. He's down there. They're kelgating right now and going to that game, and he says, Dad, bet all you can do on all of Marc's brown somebody. Yeah,

I think he's from Hollywood, Flar. It's like a homecoming for him. Yeah, well want to Yeah, but Lamar Jackson is from there too, so he said, they're both. He sent me a three team parl that I'm not doing on your show. I will do it for him. You're quite the father, you know, teaching your sons part if you only knew. Damn, No, I do know, Larry that I do know your son has been Uh never mind. Okay, well I'll tell you. I'll tell you a quick story.

Then we have for that quick story. Sure. Why the first two children I took to Mass every Sunday with my wife and the last one Angel boys. The one is down to Florida right now. Um, my wife said, will you take him? So after like five sundays in a row, are going to Mass. We walk out the door one morning and he goes, Dad, let's go to West Point Ronnie's house and put some best in, said John, we gotta go to church. He goes, I don't want to go, and I know you don't want to go.

Let's go put So for the next year Sunday would walk out of the house and you think, I'm going to Math with my son and we gonna go and put our best in at West Point Ronnie's house. That's a heart warming story. Like any good Christian, Johnny I said to the first time that Johnny, what's gonna happen when mom asked you about the gospel? He goes, don't worry about me. Just don't you screw it up. It's so perfect? All right? Deal college football this week, Yes, sir,

um so one units. I got South Florida money line against Cincinnati tonight. Okay, at plus a thousand, so one unit to win that. I'm picturing a big upset. South Florida shocks the world in Beach Cincinnati with the money line. All the college football playoff talk, I think something crazy another hamim Marian right Central Florida or South Florida's lost to East Carolina, Tulsa and Houston. The records Okay, you'll

be yeah, I'll tell you what. If that game comes in, you'll be You'll be up on Fortune favorites of bold Layer. I stand by that. Okay, what else do you have? Um so for one unit? Also, I have Miami and Florida State over sixty one. You're not good on over unders this year, No, but I keep trying. Oh God, do you have a two unit. Um, I do I have to two unit bets in college. I've got Michigan minus one versus Penn State and u c F plus

seven against SMU. Everybody loves Central Florida in this game, which makes me not love it, but sticking to it all right, bad lair, Okay, I'm back on Notre Dame Bandwagon. Notre Dame minus five and a half? These one unit. You know what, since Dylan Dylan, I think we should have an unwritten rule we can't bet more than five units. I mean, you can have your you know, because we don't want to bet twenty units on the last game.

That's silly. Yeah, capit capit at five? Yeah. I mean just if someone asked me if you bet the fifty units on the game, and I said, well, of course we can. But I don't think that's fair. It's not the spirit of this. Yeah. It sort of poisons the data, exactly right. I got Notre Dame is minus five. Notre Dame minus five, okay, perfect, it's written down a five and a half or something. There's no conspiracy against you, Okay, So I sent these in his one unit. I want

the Notre Dame and the Miami game to be two units. Okay. You got Miami minus two against Florida State, Okay, and then I have it in between there. I have a Missouri pick them with South Carolina. I'm want to leave that as a one unit of bet. So mr every minus Missouri minus one. Okay, minus one. You're okay with that? So two years on the other day and two us on Miami and one unit on Missouri. Okay, Dylan, let's go to the NFL. UM. So my big bet five

units Brown's plus two at New England. Okay, Cleveland's good against the spread. They are and they've I think you know they'll be j. In the rear view mirror, they're starting to click. What if O b j's with New England. I like that even better. Okay, So, big five unit bet Brown's plus two against New England. Um And what's your prop bet on tonight? So two units on this prop lamar over sixty three and a half rushing yards

against the Dolphins. Okay, use averaging seventy five yards per game. Yeah, that one might be dicey, but I'm sticking with it. Uh, what is what is the two units? Pay? Um? That's that's even money. Yeah, it's too it's two to win two okay, Okay, Dan, have Ray looked out one up for me? Ray? Ray? Are we good with that? Ray says, yes, we're good with that. Layer. Okay, what else do you have dealing? Um? Also to you? And it's Raiders plus

three buying half. There's plus two and half and buying a half a little prime time do alright, you're you're thirteen and four primetime dogs this year? Uh? What else? Yeah, you'll never guess what my last bet is. It would be a prime time dog night the Niners and Rams, and I'm giving you three and a half according to Draft Kings, three and a half. Yeah, all right, that rounds it out for me. Alright, bad lay, That doesn't

round it out for me. I have a couple of one unit bedst okay, um, Dylan, just we'll going against each other on Monday Night. But we'll get to that later. Yeah. I do like I'm not a big Penn State fan, so I like your Michigan bet, but I don't have anything on it. Yeah, I'm not wild about Penn State either. Yeah, okay, hold on, deals, got a few more. I got three more for you. These are one unit. These are all

one unit bets. Bills minus twelve and a half against the Jets against Mike White and the Jet against Mike White. The Bills have to be do right, Larry the Bills, yeah after week after last week? Who was alive from the Slavak for pool? I don't do those survivor pools by guarantee half the lines are out. That's six nine barn Burner last week. All right, what else do you have? UM Saints plus three against the Titans and Lions Steelers

under forty two and a half. Okay, the under has been I guess under has won five of Detroit's last six games. Yeah, so this kind of seems like I wasn't gonna bet on it because I still can't trust them, but this could be a lion's w It seems it seems like it's ripe for that, all right? Right, that makes very happy to um NFL bad lair. Okay, Daniel um two units on these five bets over New England at forty five. I think the Browns might open it up a little bit too, but I'm just taking me over.

Then I got Tennessee minus three against the Saints. Dylan Washington Football Club plus nine and a half against that old man Tom Brady. Is Chase Young playing, Uh, don't have an update on that, because I hope he does. That'll be Chase Old instead of Chase Young. He he's gonna crush him. No, it would be Chasing Old. A bit of a history to him and Tom Brady. Yeah. I got some of my best people checking this. I think Marvin is Chase Young playing in that game against

Tampa Bay. He doesn't see anything yet, doesn't see anything. I'll stay with Washington ten plus nine and a half. And then I had the Eagles plus three against Denver. Eagles are good against Monday night, so I have something to do. I gotta go against Owen and take the Rams minus three and a half against the forty Niners. A couple had to heads this week, Larry um No, because the Paths Browns were kind of I have the over you of the Browns. I could that we could

both win that. I love your Michigan bed, but I just, uh, I don't want it. I was afraid of waiting back into college this week after last week's massacre. And you see I'm staying away from teasers. Dan. I know, well what am I like horrible and teasers? This year, I've got you nine and twelve on teasers. That's bad. Is this your first teaser list week, Larry? Um? Probably yeah,

but in the books, all right. Um. By the way, they want to know if you want to be on the podcast tomorrow, lair where uh the back room guys including Dylan get to uh get to talk to you a little bit. Absolutely, okay, fifteen tomorrow. Yeah, I'll have some of my best people reach out to you and clear your schedule, get all the details. Yeah, it's amazing. I have one appointment a week now, it's twelve fifty and twice. I've that surgery schedule during it. Do you

make the surgeries weight Dan, It's way more important. Okay? All right? Well, good luck with your surgery on your other bad eye and uh and then hopefully if the phone rings tomorrow, somebody can find it for you and put it up to your ears if you can't see it. Sounds good. I'm looking forward to it, damn. See your buddy, Dylan. Good luck you two. Alry talculator bah b