Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games wit...
Jul 24, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 312
What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits? Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about: The difference between faking your death and disappearing Why some billionaires die without heirs The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bi...
Jul 18, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 311
Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally. From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories. 👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son. 🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events...
Jul 10, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 310
In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part… 🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas? We also get into: The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇...
Jul 05, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 309
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture. 🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a b...
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 308
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲 @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲 @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲 @RobHaZepresents https:...
Jun 19, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 307
Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story. 🎟️ Get Tickets to Chris Sneed's Comedy Special: 📅 June 26, 7 PM @ The Regent Theater,...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 306
🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳. We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥 You don’t want to miss this one. 🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud 💥 Guests: Chaz Rod...
Jun 05, 2025•58 min•Ep. 305
From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊. Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up. 🛎️ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn ...
May 29, 2025•54 min•Ep. 304
💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long. 🔥 What’s inside this insanity: A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟♀️ TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why t...
May 22, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 303
Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner ! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected. This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 If AI was gifted to us by aliens to mask their presence Evolution’s weirdest tricks: spiders, glowing...
May 20, 2025•31 min•Ep. 302
🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️ https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves We are talking about: 🥞 Writing essays at IHOP 🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls 🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his” 📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches 🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀 Also… 👩🏽🚀 Ocean vs. Space deba...
May 15, 2025•59 min•Ep. 301
A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that’ll leave you shook and in stitches. 💀 From birds with vendettas to million-dollar mausoleums, Tahir, Patrick, and guest Chris Sneed break it all down with nonstop laughs and wild takes. 🎟️ Plus: Chris Sneed is filming his stand-up special “I Need Urgent Care” on June 26th ...
May 09, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 300
This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/ Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers: Snail trail face masks 🐌 Edible horror stories 🍪 CIA-level hallucination fish 🐠 The wildest heart transplant suicide story 🫀 Purple not being real 👁️ And China's terrifying new super soldier experiment 🧬 It's skincare, science, and superpowers all rolled into one. Buckle up — this epis...
May 01, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 299
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever. 💥 From talking ketamine to awkward strip club returns, from Brazilian magazine girls to frogs gettin...
Apr 24, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 298
🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick In this episode: 🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails 👮♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow! 🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say wha...
Apr 17, 2025•57 min•Ep. 297
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really? We’re talking: Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years Frog butt cheeks Marvel movi...
Apr 10, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 296
In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike @MikeCakez famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms. They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved on...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 295
The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻 Hosted by Tahir Moore @tahirmoore & Patrick Cloud @PatrickCloudChannel 🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals @HippieGoals 👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem @dhelem Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem Sponsors: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor https://wwww.factormeals.com/diys50off use code: diys50off 00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter 00:00:21 – ...
Mar 27, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 294
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame. But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out! 🔥 Timestamps in the com...
Mar 20, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 293
Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker? Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune...
Mar 18, 2025•18 min•Ep. 292
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy...
Mar 13, 2025•51 min•Ep. 291
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: James Davis https://www.instagram.com/theejamesdavis 🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitch in the matrix, these stories will blow your mind! 🤯 🔎 Topics We Covered: ✅ A statue garden in Fin...
Mar 06, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 290
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: JD Witherspoon @JDWitherspoon https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/ 0:00 | Intro 1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About 5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption? 12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle 18:55 | Hip-Hop’s Biggest Beefs & Their Impact 25:10 | Coca-Cola’s Secret Drug History 31:45 | The Woman ...
Feb 27, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 289
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. 00:00:00 | Episode Start 00:00:16 | Texas Cities & Comedy Club Boom 00:01:41 | Guest Introduction: Charlie Wilson Joins the Show 00:02:48 | The Legacy of Charlie Wilson & Name Confusion 00:06:38 | Empire Strips Back: Star Wars Burlesque Show 00:10:06 | The Reality of Owning a Delorean 00:14:08 | Retro Cars & The Retu...
Feb 20, 2025•57 min•Ep. 288
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Dia La Ren Nash https://www.instagram.com/dialarennash/ S/O to our Sponsors Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com . Factor Eat smart with Factor. Get started at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use c...
Feb 13, 2025•55 min•Ep. 287
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: @jsnowpro https://www.instagram.com/jsnowpro S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Prize Picks https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 00:00:17 Mini All Def Reunion with Jay Snow 00:01:24 The Pressure of Filming a One-Take Comedy Spe...
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 286
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guests: Quin Walters https://www.instagram.com/quinwalters Mark JP Hood https:/www.instagram.com/markjphood S/O to our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Promo DIYS Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary...
Jan 24, 2025•51 min•Ep. 285
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Guest: https://www.instagram.com/bdahttv Deazy Lee Go Fund Me https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-their-family-rebuild-after-eaton-fires?attribution_id=sl:3ed14a8d-4cc3-4fd9-8c8f-73e2c15af3f8&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Altadena residents GoFundMe https://www.instagram.com/s...
Jan 17, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 284
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Gigi LeFlair http://www.instagram.com/gigi_leflair S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Mando https://www.shopmando.com Use Code DIYS Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary...
Jan 11, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 283
